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03:47At every opportunity or the stardom you love so much will slip through your grasp
04:08Whatever
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06:30While we appreciate your passion no one visits the set of a Lucas Lee movie without explicit permission
06:38Lucas Lee is here of course. He's here. What do you think our job is? Oh man. Do you think we could have a selfie?
06:47Oh
07:09Young Neil
07:11Love the new hair
07:13I see they're about to roll the camera not like a bowling ball. The camera doesn't roll at all. You'll learn a lot on a movie set
07:20Why does this set look exactly like the rocket the director thinks sets are more authentic than locations they don't consult me on those decisions
07:36I'm just the writer of this movie
07:39Uh-huh
07:40You wrote a movie?
07:41Yes
07:42Yes
07:43You wrote a Lucas Lee movie
07:45Bring in first team
07:47Hey, Young Neil
07:49Why is Envy Adams dressed like me?
07:51She's playing Ramona flowers
07:53Uh, okay
07:54Young Neil
07:55What's the title of this movie?
07:56Quiet on the set
07:57Mm-hmm
07:58Mm-hmm
07:59Scott Pilgrim's precious little life
08:00Scene 12 take one
08:01Action
08:02So, are you a fan of sex baboom?
08:03No, I'm kind of seeing someone in the band
08:04That's crazy. I am too
08:05I am too
08:06I am too
08:07I am too
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08:15I am too
08:16I am too
08:17I am too
08:18Oh, oh, oh
08:19I am too
08:20I am too
08:21I am too
08:23Son of the Ai-Mos
08:24I am too
08:25I am too
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08:29I am too
08:30I am too
08:31So, um, I just wanna make sure I understand what's happening here
08:34Um, we're both dating Scott at the same time and don't know it
08:37Kurt
08:38Yes
08:39Our lead character is flawed
08:41You wrote an entire script about a world where Scott built awiÄ…z up to the whole
08:45You wrote an entire script about a world where Scott Pilgrim won the fight with Matthew
08:50Patel?
08:51Basically.
08:52Do you know where I can find Lucas Lee?
08:56Wait, who is he playing in this?
09:09Did you know in the US these are called Mario cards?
09:13That can't be true.
09:14How would you know that?
09:16I'm from the US.
09:18Oh, well, they're definitely called that in Japan.
09:21Pretty sure that's not true either.
09:22Hmm, agree to disagree.
09:27There's Lucas Lee's trailer.
09:31Thanks for the tour.
09:33Anytime.
09:34I know my way around the studio.
09:36I don't know where I am!
09:42Hmm.
09:43Oops.
09:45Oh, shh, shh.
09:46Someone's outside.
09:47Who is it?
09:49I'm working on my lines.
09:50It's Ramona.
09:52Flowers.
09:53Oh my god.
10:02Ramona Flowers.
10:06Been a while?
10:07Freshman year.
10:08High school.
10:09We need to talk.
10:11I'm not sure we do.
10:13About Scott Pilgrim.
10:15I'm Scott Pilgrim.
10:16No, the real Scott Pilgrim.
10:18You saying I'm a fake Scott Pilgrim?
10:20No.
10:21The Scott Pilgrim your character is based on.
10:24Hmm.
10:25I didn't know this was a biopic.
10:26No.
10:27It's more like...
10:28Wait.
10:29Do you even know what this movie is about?
10:31Have you read the script?
10:33I read the title.
10:34Maybe you should read a little more.
10:36Well, as not fun as it's been to catch up, I'm needed on set.
10:41We're about to shoot my first scene.
10:43Gotta give the people what they want.
10:45Crank that Lucas Lee charm to 11.
10:47I think it's 12.
10:48Let's make out.
10:49Ugh.
10:50Damn, girl.
10:51What are you doing later?
10:53Heh.
10:54Are you hitting on me?
10:57Maybe I am.
10:59And maybe I am.
11:01Ugh.
11:03Gross.
11:04Oh, my lord.
11:09Heh heh.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Heh heh heh.
11:13Ramona Flowers.
11:14Didn't expect to see you here.
11:15Seeking fame.
11:16Not my style.
11:17Ah.
11:18Still on the search for my old roommate.
11:20What's his name?
11:21Any progress?
11:22No.
11:23No.
11:24No.
11:25No.
11:26No.
11:27No.
11:28No.
11:29No.
11:30No.
11:31No.
11:32No.
11:33Any progress?
11:34Minimal.
11:35But hopefully that's about to change.
11:37What brings you here?
11:38I heard they hired a notorious heterosexual to play me.
11:42Needed to see this debacle up close.
11:44Action!
11:47I had a dream about that girl again.
11:50I didn't care the first time you told me.
11:53I care even less now.
11:58Cut!
11:59Let's go again!
12:00Hmm.
12:01Hey, how was that?
12:02Gay enough?
12:03Any notes?
12:04Uh, yeah.
12:05How about you build a time machine, go back in time, and never audition for this part in
12:10the first place?
12:11Am I being heckled?
12:13Who has the nerve to share his opinions on the set of my film?
12:17Me.
12:18I have the nerve.
12:19You?
12:20What's your name?
12:23I'm Wallace Wells.
12:26Method.
12:27Wow.
12:28Bold.
12:29Confident.
12:30Impressive.
12:31I love it!
12:36What's happening right now?
12:39Have you acted before?
12:40I considered it, but I was worried it'd be too good at it.
12:43Wonderful.
12:44The part's yours.
12:45What about the other guy?
12:46He's already been escorted off set.
12:50What?
12:53Everybody take five while we get our new Wallace to hair and makeup!
12:56You heard him, everybody.
12:58Take five, people.
13:02Hey, young Neil.
13:04How did you know exactly what Scott and I said in bed that morning?
13:09The creative process is a mystery.
13:11Congrats on skipping all the traditional steps to becoming a major movement.
13:14star.
13:15Hey, if Lucas Lee can do it, why not?
13:17Speaking of which, I hear Mr. Lee is already balls deep in the sweaty affair with someone
13:21on the production.
13:22You catch any gossip on who the lucky lady might be?
13:25Not the mystery I'm trying to solve.
13:27And on that note, wish me luck.
13:29Hey!
13:30You can always wish upon a star.
13:33The star being me.
13:35The star being me.
13:42It's Ramona.
13:44Uh...
13:45I'm reading this script.
13:46I'm busy.
13:47Come back later.
13:48I'm not falling for that.
13:49I know you have a girl in there.
13:50Can we just get this over with?
13:54Fine.
13:55It's open.
13:56No girl.
13:57Did you know I'm in this?
13:58Yeah.
13:59You're the lead.
14:00No, there's a Lucas Lee character.
14:01And Scott tricks him into grinding to death.
14:02I'd never fall for that.
14:03What kind of idiot would write this?
14:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:05Who put that garbage can there?!
14:06Wow, that's a fast garbage can.
14:08You're the lead.
14:10No, there's a Lucas Lee character, and Scott tricks him into grinding to death.
14:14I'd never fall for that.
14:15What kind of idiot would write this?
14:21Ah!
14:25Who put that garbage can there?
14:30Wow, that's a fast garbage can.
14:33So this movie's what would have happened if Scott won the fight against Matthew Patel?
14:39Yeah.
14:40Scott defeats all your exes, and the two of you live happily ever after.
14:44Young Neil may not be the brightest, but he has a vivid imagination.
14:47The ending's unrealistic. The Ramona flowers I know would be on to the next one.
14:52That was a long time ago.
14:54Feels like yesterday.
14:58Why are you here?
14:59Scott's not dead.
15:00Someone wants us to think he is.
15:04Who? Why?
15:06That's what I'm trying to find out.
15:09Is there anyone from my past who would do something this messed up?
15:13You think I'd kidnap some Canadian loser and fake his death?
15:17You willfully chose to join a league of evil exes.
15:21I need to know how evil you really are.
15:23Ha!
15:24We're not really evil. It's just branding.
15:26I know your reputation.
15:27You're a quintessential Hollywood bad boy.
15:33You can't judge me.
15:35You're on a quest to find a guy who was dating a high schooler.
15:37I'd never do anything that stupid.
15:39If I did, my career would be over.
15:41Um, Lucas.
15:43Hmm?
15:43My God.
15:48This just in.
15:49The actor playing Scott Pilgrim is dating an actress playing a high schooler.
15:55That's actually hilarious.
15:57You're dating a 17-year-old?
15:59She's 31 in real life.
16:03An earthquake?
16:05In Toronto?
16:06No.
16:06Something worse.
16:07Paparazzi.
16:29Leave her alone.
16:30Go.
16:31I'll cover you.
16:35Lucas!
16:35Lucas!
16:37We have you surrounded after, scum.
16:47Show yourself!
16:48Whatever.
17:08Lucas Lee vs. The Paparazzi.
17:12Fight!
17:12Huddle.
17:18It's Out.
17:19I'm not.
17:20I'm not.
17:21I'm not.
17:22I'm not.
17:23I'm not.
17:24I'm not.
17:24I'm not.
17:27I'm not.
17:31I'm not.
17:32I'm not.
17:32Tonight's in night.
17:33There we got the West.
17:34We're going downtown.
17:35Gonna beat it.
17:36I'm not.
17:37Running.
17:37I'm not.
17:38I'm not.
17:38I'm not.
17:39I'm not.
17:39I'm not.
17:40Let's go.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:40Oh, my God.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:40Oh, my God.
20:11Need an assist?
20:13Why would you help me?
20:16What do you mean?
20:17I always helped you.
20:18Yeah.
20:24Yeah.
20:38Until you left me with nothing but a broken heart.
20:42And a broken board.
20:51That was the day I decided who I was going to be.
20:56The best skater.
20:58The highest paid actor.
21:00The biggest star.
21:01That day made me who I am, so I guess, in a way, I have to thank you, Ramona.
21:12That's really nice and all, but we're out of time.
21:15Hmm.
21:16Are you going to let me help you or not?
21:18Lucas Lee!
21:19We know you're in there!
21:20All clear.
21:49It just got off the phone with my agent.
21:52I'm off the movie.
21:53And she's dumping me as a client.
21:55Oof.
21:56Well, there goes my career.
21:58It's like I'm a show that's no longer on the air.
22:01I'm a...
22:02Uh...
22:02Damn.
22:03Wish there was a word for it.
22:08Maybe this will all blow over.
22:10Nah.
22:11They're already testing new actors to play Scott.
22:14By tomorrow morning, someone else will be casting the role of the guy you like more than me.
22:18And I'll be back to being nobody.
22:21That was your cue to say something like,
22:23You were never nobody, Lucas.
22:24Well, you were definitely nobody.
22:28But I still made out with you.
22:31Hey.
22:32I'll take it.
22:33Go.
22:33Still think I kidnapped the real Scott Pilgrim?
22:39No.
22:40I don't see you as a kidnapping guy.
22:43Or a portal guy.
22:44Good.
22:45Because I didn't.
22:46That was the night of the Teen Sorcerer 4 premiere in L.A.
22:49I got blitzed and puked on Winifred Haley.
22:52You can find the photos online.
22:55Guess someone else took your stupid boyfriend.
22:57He's not my boyfriend.
22:59Whoever did this kept that train from leaving the station.
23:03Take care of yourself, Lucas.
23:06Huh.
23:08Whatever.
23:12Ah!
23:12Ah!
23:15Ah!
23:19Vegan powers.
23:35Vegan portals?
23:40Yes.
23:41Hello.
23:42I'm Todd Ingram.
23:43I'm vegan.
23:44And I'm here to audition for the part of...
23:46Scott Pilgrim.
23:47Scott Pilgrim?
23:49You mean the lead role in this picture?
23:51Well, good luck.
23:53Watch out, guys.
23:54Vegan coming through.
23:55Love is a burning thing.
24:17And it makes a fiery ring.
24:27Bound by wild desire.
24:33I fell into a ring of fire.
24:37I fell into a burning ring of fire.
24:42I went down, down, down, down, down, and the flames went higher.
24:46And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire.
24:51The ring of fire.
24:53I fell into a burning ring of fire.
25:03I fell into a burning ring of fire.
25:05I fell into a burning ring of fire.
25:07I went down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, and the flames went higher.
25:19And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.
25:28The taste of love is sweet.
25:31I fell into a burning ring of fire.
25:36I fell into a ring of fire.
25:37I fell into a large eagle of fire.
25:39And it ruined my fire.
25:40And the shaved ice opposition got into a fashion-like light.
25:42I fell into a mental health.
25:44The man after the passo's symmetry.
25:46It ruined my fire.
25:48It ruined my возь sonst because you should be on a role block or something.
25:51And this is full of a love.
25:52You will have Indeed.
25:53You will have pate your positions.
25:55You will need to best Him to Casey Rocco.
25:57Get away from hearing.
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