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00:00Peekaboo!
00:22Peekaboo!
00:24No, no, no, no! I didn't mean to startle you, my little baby!
00:29Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:31Hush, little vampire, don't say a word!
00:35Papa's gonna bite the head off a bird!
00:41Gobbity-gooba!
00:43I want to kiss your tool!
00:46I want to kiss your tool!
00:54Nice, but maybe a little more square footage.
01:03I want a lot of monsters here.
01:12I'm gonna get you, little babies!
01:14I'm gonna get you!
01:18We're out there.
01:19Oh, we never go out there. Ever.
01:26And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding.
01:30But Harry the human found them and jumped out from under their bed!
01:34I'm scared!
01:35And burned their clothes!
01:36And beat their toes!
01:38And took their candy!
01:43Don't take my candy!
01:44Baby Claus, you don't need to be frightened.
01:47I promised your mommy I would protect you forever!
01:55My beautiful baby
01:58Let me wipe all your poop away
02:02Those humans are nasty
02:06So with daddy you will stay
02:10And if a human tries to harm you
02:15I'll simply say
02:21Because you're daddy's girl
02:23Daddy's girl
02:25I'm your...
02:26Just bend the legs and push off!
02:29Trust me, mouse!
02:31Look at you!
02:33Faster baby, faster!
02:34Woohoo!
02:35You got it, my little voodoo doll!
02:36Excuse me, sir.
02:37What?
02:38What?
02:39Ow!
02:40I'm okay!
02:41It's ready!
02:42Looks good!
02:43Only monsters can get in?
02:44Oh, absolutely!
02:45It's hidden real nicely!
02:46You've got 400 acres of haunted forest in front of you
02:50You've got the land of the undead on the perimeters
02:52Any humans daring to even look over there
02:54Will run away real quick!
02:55You've got the land of the undead on the perimeters
02:57Any humans daring to even look over there
02:59Will run away real quick!
03:00I'm okay!
03:01I'm okay!
03:02It's ready!
03:03It's ready!
03:04Looks good!
03:05Only monsters can get in!
03:06You've got the land of the undead on the perimeters
03:07You've got the land of the undead on the perimeters
03:08You've got the land of the undead on the perimeters
03:09Any humans daring to even look over there
03:12Will run away real quick!
03:29But of course, be smart
03:30No bonfires
03:31No fireworks shows
03:32Yeah, yeah, no, no fire
03:34I get it, I get it
03:35I get it
03:39It's time, my darling Martha
03:41The place we always talked about for Mavis
03:44No one will ever harm her here
04:05You're with me
04:06You're with me
04:07Just as long as you search for Mavis
04:08I'm still in the dark
04:09I'm still in the dark
04:10And I'm still in the dark
04:11You might feel who is like
04:12Not all of you
04:13You're with me
04:14You're with me
04:15We're with me
04:16You're with me
04:17You're the best
04:18You're with me
04:19The place we say
04:20You're with me
04:21You're with me
04:22Yeah, it's a mess back there.
04:52Welcome to Hotel Transylvania.
05:01Human trees since 1898.
05:05Your safest destination.
05:07Take an itinerary.
05:08I have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events.
05:11All leading to my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow.
05:15We always look forward to coming every year, Calvin.
05:18We enjoy the safety so much.
05:20Of course, that's why we built it.
05:21Yes, good evening.
05:23Thank you, Marty.
05:24You look pale as well.
05:26Sir, sir, sir.
05:28We have an urgent plumbing issue.
05:30Plumbing?
05:31Mr. Gulligan.
05:32There is a clogged toilet in room 348.
05:36It's okay.
05:38We all get stomachaches, Mr. Bigfoot.
05:48Hey, kids, reel it in.
05:50You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable.
05:53Now, now.
05:54Is that any way to behave?
05:55This is a hotel, not a cemetery.
05:57Sorry, Uncle Jack.
06:01Crack!
06:02How are you?
06:03Wayne, my old friend.
06:04Couldn't wait for this weekend.
06:05Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days.
06:07The family looks beautiful.
06:08Let me just clean up their filth.
06:10Housekeeping!
06:13Phappa shot!
06:17Come back an onion!
06:19Oh, my goodness!
06:21ffenny.
06:23Frankie, my boy, look at you.
06:30Still traveling by mail, Mr. Cheapo, huh?
06:32It's not a money thing.
06:34I have a plane phobia, okay?
06:35I mean, at any moment, those engines could catch...
06:37Fire! Yeah, yeah. Fire!
06:40God, we know.
06:43Augusti's porridge head, come on!
06:45Does that look like Frankenstein's head?
06:47Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going on with your cape there?
06:49What do you mean?
06:49Who bitched me?
06:51Guilty.
06:52You're irresistible.
06:53Yes, very amusing, invisible man.
06:56Hello, great to see you.
06:59I never get sold.
07:03Missed me.
07:05Missed me, missed me, missed me.
07:06Okay, you win.
07:07Hold this bacon.
07:09Why am I holding bacon?
07:10Ow!
07:11Get him off!
07:17Here comes the party!
07:19Hello, Murray.
07:23Drac, what's up, buddy?
07:24The sand, Murray, the sand.
07:27Always with the sand.
07:30Wolfie.
07:31Wanda.
07:32Frank.
07:33I love this guy.
07:37You're always bringing it full tilt.
07:39You're looking skinny, too.
07:41Now that you're just a head.
07:42Okay.
07:43You'll pay for that.
07:47So what's up, Drac?
07:48The hotel is looking off the hook.
07:51Hey, guys.
07:51Watch this.
07:55By the way, you were right about those directions.
07:57Oh, good, good.
07:58Yeah.
07:59I took the tiders through the Nile, and there was absolutely no traffic.
08:07In a secret place, hidden deep in a forest.
08:11That is a Smurf.
08:18We call him Clumsy.
08:20And this is our village, where there's a Smurf for just about everything.
08:26Like Jokey.
08:28Hey, here's a present for you.
08:32Oh, gullible Smurf.
08:34You're so gullible.
08:35Actually, I meant to give you this one.
08:37Wow, thanks.
08:38Here's Hefty.
08:44And over here is...
08:45Now for the one-fingered push-up.
08:47One, two, three.
08:49Meet Nerdy Smurf.
08:51Excuse me?
08:52Sorry, Brainy.
08:53Just kidding.
08:54Nosy.
08:55Well, what's going on over there?
08:59Paranoid Smurf.
09:00Winner?
09:03Loser.
09:04Karate Smurf.
09:06Handy.
09:07Vanity.
09:08Farmer.
09:08Tainter.
09:09Baker.
09:09Magician.
09:10Scuba.
09:10Policeman.
09:11Therapist.
09:11Sometimes I just feel blue.
09:13There's even...
09:14Table-eating Smurf.
09:15Oh, hi.
09:16Yeah.
09:17We're not too sure about him either.
09:19And then there's me.
09:21Papa Smurf.
09:22I sort of run this place.
09:23But this isn't a story about me.
09:26Oh, hi.
09:27Or Clumsy.
09:29Or any of them.
09:31It's about the only girl in our village.
09:35Smurfette.
09:37Hi, Laundry Smurf.
09:37How do you do, Smurfette?
09:39Hey, guys.
09:40But that's not the only thing that's different about Smurfette.
09:44She was created by the evil wizard, Gargamel.
09:49Using dark magic.
09:51He made her from a lump of clay.
09:54Now go and find Smurf village.
10:01Luckily, I knew a little magic of my own.
10:04Smurfette's name doesn't tell us anything about her.
10:18Hey, physics are...
10:20It doesn't tell us who she is.
10:22I healed.
10:24Or what she does.
10:26So, what exactly is a Smurfette?
10:30Well, let me be frank.
10:32She's a rubbish baker.
10:33Let's see.
10:35Let's see.
10:35Smurfette.
10:36Smurfette.
10:36Smurfette.
10:37Smurfette.
10:38Huh.
10:39It's not here.
10:40Well, Smurfette is a combination of a Smurf and an Ed.
10:43But what's an Ed?
10:45Oh, Smurfette, well, she's...
10:51She's the greatest.
10:54That's a true.
10:55The most wondrous creature on Earth.
10:59Yes, you are.
11:02Smurfette.
11:04Um...
11:05Oh, I got it.
11:07This is one of those eternal questions that we'll never, ever know the answer to.
11:13Huh?
11:14Wait, she is?
11:16Do you think she heard me?
11:18So, what is a Smurfette?
11:21No one wanted that answer.
11:23More than Smurfette herself.
11:37What are you doing?
11:39Oh, hey, Grouchy.
11:41I was just...
11:42Leaving?
11:42Rain?
11:43Um...
11:43This is my bench.
11:46I come here same time, every day, and I...
11:48Let me guess.
11:50And grouch.
11:51Exactly.
11:54I can do that.
11:55I can grouch.
11:56Hey, Grouchy.
11:58Hey, Smurfette.
11:58Nice day, huh?
12:00No, it's not.
12:01It's gonna rain.
12:05Which actually helps the plants grow.
12:08But, uh, also means it's gonna be cloudy, so...
12:12Chew on that!
12:13Then again, there might be a rainbow.
12:15But rainbows are dumb.
12:18Just kidding.
12:20I love rainbows.
12:22You're not very good at this, are you?
12:25Uh, no, I'm not.
12:27In fact, you're actually kind of bad at it.
12:31Yep.
12:33But you're also bad at it.
12:36That's a lie.
12:37You're really, really good at it.
12:38Hi, Brainy.
12:43Ah, Smurfette.
12:45Thank goodness you're here.
12:46I was...
12:46No!
12:48We're running trials on my new invention,
12:51the Smurfy Thing Finder.
12:54Test subject, Hefty Smurf.
12:56Oh, hey, Smurfette.
12:57I mean, uh, hey, Smurfette.
13:01Oh, hey.
13:02That thing's safe, right?
13:04Is it safe?
13:06Of course!
13:07Hey, get back here, if how are you.
13:12Snappy bug.
13:17Take this now.
13:19Smurfy Thing Finder Trial 1.03.
13:21Ready, Hefty?
13:22Roger that.
13:28Whoa!
13:29It works!
13:32Wow, this thing really gets me.
13:34It's able to hone in on Hefty's dominant trait.
13:36Super strength.
13:38Which I distill into this.
13:40I call it Brainy's Super Smurfy Power Fuel.
13:43Here, you can try it first.
13:46All clear!
13:47Yeah, you see, when you say things like all clear, it makes me not want to say, you guys!
13:58Hi, Clumsy.
14:00You're just in time to witness scientific history.
14:03Oh, what's going on in here?
14:05None of your business, Nosy!
14:08Hmm, well, all right.
14:11Hey!
14:12If that vegetable hat can tell us that Hefty is strong, maybe it can tell me what an egg is.
14:18Power it up, Brainy!
14:19Oh!
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14:49Oh!
14:49Woah!
14:50Fascinating.
14:51What happened?
14:53Somehow, instead of sending energy out, you absorbed it.
14:57Probably something to do with the fact that you're not a real, oh?
15:02A real smurf?
15:03Go ahead, you can say it!
15:05No, no, I just meant that this machine wasn't built for a Smurf of your, well, origins.
15:12Yeah, it's okay. I get it.
15:16Brainy?
15:18Hey, you know what? Let's all go have some fun.
15:22Yeah!
15:23Pizza!
15:24Smurf boarding!
15:25Smurf boarding!
15:32It's almost ready as we have.
15:35A pinch of nude poodle, a gram of calcified fungus from between the toes of a yak, and a piece of cheese I left in my underpants last week.
15:52I'm gonna do it.
15:56Presto! Twelve spherical petrification modules. Or, as I like to call them, freeze balls!
16:04Ha ha ha! You're welcome, Azrael. Dinner is served.
16:12In great.
16:13Besides, these freeze balls aren't for catching mice. They're for capturing those elusive Smurfs.
16:20This, my holy grail. The gold. The end of my rainbow. The most potent, magical ingredient in the world!
16:28Next slide.
16:29Next slide.
16:31Imagine the power in a hundred of them combined!
16:36Oh, now I've searched high and low under every rock it seems with no sign of them anywhere!
16:42Not now, Azrael. I'm in the middle of a lecture.
16:45True.
16:46My plan is simple.
16:48Find Smurf Village, capture all the Smurfs, train them of their magic, and, finally, use their magic to become the most powerful wizard in the world!
16:57Oh, look at me with hair!
17:03What?
17:04What?
17:05Why didn't you say so in the first place?
17:07Blue blazes! I've spotted Smurfs in the forest!
17:11Well, it's my telescope.
17:14Monty!
17:15Come, my majestic eagles!
17:19Oh, your talons are digging into my shoulders!
17:29Oh, that's better.
17:31Oh, that's better.
17:33Lon!
17:34You!
17:35Capture me some Smurfs!
17:37No, no!
17:38No, you're going the wrong way!
17:43You guard the fort, Mr. Winnie.
17:45Mama's gonna take a dip.
17:47That's good.
17:49Mama's getting kind of gamey.
17:51Come on, Bob.
17:52There's gonna be a full moon out tonight.
17:57Whippoorwill!
17:58Whippoorwill!
17:59Shhh!
18:00Oh, uh, sorry.
18:02Come on, let's go.
18:13Ah, Bob!
18:14I'll carry it!
18:16Aw, it's empty!
18:17Oh, ladies!
18:18Wee-hoo!
18:19Wee-hoo!
18:20This is gonna be great!
18:23Woo-hoo!
18:25You, we're gonna need more ducks.
18:29Ellie, is that chocolate on your face?
18:33No.
18:34It's a pit!
18:34It's a pit!
18:35It's gonna blow our cover!
18:36I've been living a lie!
18:38Please!
18:39Take me with you!
18:40Wow!
18:41I've been living a lie!
18:43Oh, please!
18:44Take me with you!
18:45I've been living a lie!
19:06Hey, Boo, you're not still mad about that backpack thing, are you?
19:30Oh, no.
19:32I never hold a grudge.
19:33I just let him go.
19:36What was that?
19:40Aha.
19:41It's the signal.
19:43Okay, Danny, let's round him out.
19:50All right, ladies.
19:51Let it rip.
20:04Get this mask.
20:05Got it!
20:07My hands!
20:11Good job, Riley.
20:15All right, time to run these guides back to town.
20:19Are you ready for this?
20:21This, uh, this is awkward.
20:23Yes.
20:24Yes, it is.
20:26Can I go for it, Smelliot?
20:30Yes, Smelliot.
20:31Yeah!
20:32Holy stampede!
20:33It's a, it's a stampede!
20:37All right, show me your grrr face.
20:41Grrr!
20:42Yeah!
20:43Ha ha ha!
20:44Now, let's kick some hunter bohookey!
20:46Bob, we've been robbed!
20:49And they took Mr. Weenie!
20:51Come on, man!
20:53Move them punchy-y legs!
20:55Refuse alive!
20:57Brrrr!
20:58Drop and merge!
21:00No!
21:01No!
21:02No!
21:03Yeah!
21:04Oh my god!
21:07No!
21:08No!
21:09No!
21:11Bless me!
21:12No!
21:13No!
21:15No!
21:16No!
21:17No!
21:18No!
21:19No!
21:20No!
21:21No!
21:22No!
21:23How you doing, partner?
21:24Boog, this is great.
21:25Ahhh!
21:26Hahaha!
21:27Nooooooo!
21:28Haha!
21:29Haha!
21:30Waiya!
21:31Buh!
21:32Ah!
21:33No!
21:34Hey!
21:35Hey!
21:36Get that pillow with me!
21:37Ahh!
21:38Hey!
21:39Hey!
21:40Hey!
21:41Hey!
21:42Hey!
21:43Hey!
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21:53Hey!
21:54Hey!
21:55Got to go!
21:56Hey!
21:57Sheriff!
21:58Sheriff!
21:59The animals are going wild!
22:00And the bear is there later!
22:01It's for you!
22:02Gordy!
22:03I'm bringing them home!
22:04Come on, men!
22:05They're just animals!
22:06Aaaaaaah!
22:07Annie!
22:08Cat!
22:09Got it!
22:10Reaser!
22:11Ha!
22:12Ha!
22:13Fire!
22:14Fire!
22:15Oh my god!
22:16Oh my god!
22:17Back to the truck!
22:18Spook!
22:19It's working!
22:20Ha!
22:21Ha!
22:22Ha!
22:23Ha!
22:24Ha!
22:25Ha!
22:26Ha!
22:27Ha!
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22:33Ha!
22:34Ha!
22:35Ha!
22:36Ha!
22:37Ha!
22:38Yeah!
22:39Look at him run!
22:40Send in Mr. Happy!
22:41Who?
22:42Ha!
22:43Ha!
22:44Ha!
22:45Ha!
22:46Ha!
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23:03Ha!
23:04It's coming from the pistol running, isn't it?
23:06Ha!
23:07Ha!
23:08Ha!
23:09Oh!
23:12Ha!
23:13Oh, sweet!
23:14Hey Earl!
23:15Ain't that your truck?
23:16Ha!
23:17Ha!
23:18Aww, that's a bummer!
23:20Ha!
23:21Ha!
23:22Ha!
23:23Ha!
23:24Ha!
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23:26Ha!
23:27Ha!
23:28Ha!
23:29Ha!
23:30Ha!
23:31Ha!
23:32That's right!
23:33Sweet!
23:36Freedom!
23:52Hello, Goldilocks!
23:57Huh?
24:00Bullseye!
24:07Quick! We need more ammo!
24:13Elliot! Elliot, stop helping me!
24:16Keep it coming!
24:17Okay, let's see how you light it!
24:20A pillow? Oh, come on!
24:22More! More!
24:24All right, sir! Come on, Momma's Bear!
24:31You can do better than that! I'll see what you've got!
24:34Come on!
24:36Come on!
24:46Oh, yeah! Don't mess with the boost!
24:49Four!
24:52All right, Lorraine. Let's kiss this bear good night!
24:57Hehehe!
24:59Yaaaaaah!
25:00Oh!
25:01Oh!
25:02Oh!
25:05Oh!
25:09Whoa!
25:10Whoa!
25:15Oh!
25:16Oh!
25:18Oh!
25:19Oh!
25:20Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
25:31Elliot?
25:38Buddy?
25:45Oh, Elliot.
25:48How's it happen?
25:52You alright, Elliot?
25:55I'm a little lightheaded.
26:01Hey, Kylie!
26:03Nice show!
26:05Behold, the mighty grizzly!
26:12Let's get him!
26:13No!
26:14No!
26:16There you go!
26:18Here you go!
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