00:00Peekaboo!
00:14No, no, no, no, I didn't mean to startle you, my little baby.
00:20Hush, little vampire, don't say a word, Papa's gonna bite the head off a bird.
00:29I want to kiss your tool, I want to kiss your tool.
00:39Nice, but maybe a little more square footage, I want a lot of monsters here.
00:56I'm gonna get you little babies, I'm gonna get you!
01:06Right out there.
01:08Oh, we never go out there. Ever.
01:16And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding.
01:21But Harry the human found them and jumped out from under their bed.
01:25I'm scared!
01:26And burned their clothes, and bit their toes, and took their candy!
01:34Don't take my candy!
01:36Baby Claus, you don't need to be frightened.
01:39I promised your mommy I would protect you forever.
01:43My beautiful baby, let me wipe all your poop away.
01:55Those humans are nasty, so with daddy you will stay.
02:03And if a human tries to harm you, I'll simply say...
02:12Because you're daddy's girl, daddy's girl, I'm your bloody...
02:18Just bend the legs and push off.
02:21Trust me, Mouse.
02:27Look at you!
02:28Faster, baby, faster!
02:30Woohoo!
02:31You got it, my little voodoo doll!
02:33You're just playing with me.
02:40No, no, no, no.
02:41You're old enough to drive a hearse now.
02:43You're old enough to make your own choices.
02:45You can go.
02:46Holy rabies!
02:47Holy rabies!
02:48Oh, stop!
02:52Wait a second, sweet fangs!
02:57Where are you going?
02:58Oh, well, I'm going to paradise.
03:01And this is some stuff that I thought I would need.
03:03Paradise!
03:04Yeah, you know, it's that place out there where you and Mom met.
03:08Auntie Wanda says you two were just like, zing.
03:12I don't know from zing.
03:13Where did you find that card?
03:15In one of your drawers.
03:16Why won't you ever tell me about how you met?
03:19It's actually Hawaii.
03:20How what what?
03:22Look, honey, I know you're excited,
03:24but everyone has gone to great lengths to come see you on your birthday.
03:28I know, they always do.
03:30Aren't I getting a little old for these parties?
03:34I love them, but I really want to see new things.
03:38Maybe meet somebody my age.
03:41Come on.
03:42No, no, don't do that.
03:44Don't give me the pouty bat face.
03:46Okay, there is a human village just a little ways past the cemetery.
03:51You could go there and be back in like 30 minutes or so.
03:54It should be plenty for your first time.
03:57Well, it's not ho-wee-wee, but I guess it's still technically out there.
04:03Okay, okay, okay.
04:06Get on my back!
04:07Let's do it.
04:08Aw, here we go.
04:09Chicken fight!
04:10Push them off!
04:11Chicken!
04:14We got you, Johnny.
04:15You're going down.
04:16Oh, yeah, we'll be.
04:18Maybe, maybe.
04:23Okay, calm down with the five chickens.
04:25Everyone stop the roughhousing!
04:28Woo!
04:34Frank, if you hurt yourself...
04:37I got it, honey.
04:38The Stein boy's a bread for this kind of thing.
04:41Run them all!
04:42Come on!
04:55Kids, why'd you do that?
04:57Oh, God.
04:58I was just in the pool.
04:59The water's cold.
05:00Don't judge me!
05:03Johnny!
05:04Your makeup!
05:05Your makeup!
05:07Climb out now.
05:10Oh, man!
05:11I guess the cat wanted to go for a swim.
05:18Wow.
05:19You look beautiful.
05:21Thanks.
05:22Thanks for the party.
05:23Oh, yeah.
05:24You like my little touches?
05:41It's amazing.
05:42Yeah!
05:45It's amazing.
05:47Terrific party.
05:48You really undid yourself, Frank.
05:49Gotta be the best one I've done to.
05:50And five months into here!
05:51Yeah!
05:52Yeah!
05:53Yeah!
05:54It's a horrific party.
05:55You really undid yourself, Frank.
05:56Gotta be the best one I've done to.
05:57And five months into here!
05:58No, no, no, no, no!
05:59You really outdid yourself trash!
06:01Gotta be the best one I bet you in 500 years!
06:13Sorry big man!
06:29Oh, Mavis, I'm crazily scared right now.
06:39Maybe that's a good thing.
06:53How could you? After I shared my pain with you?
06:57Dad, it was just a kiss.
06:59No, you're not allowed to kiss.
07:01Dad, I'm allowed to do things.
07:03I'm not 83 anymore.
07:05I'm allowed to like people or go see the world again.
07:07What? You thought? You said you didn't like it.
07:09Maybe I want to give the village another chance.
07:11I just need to learn, you know?
07:13Just how to roll with it, like Johnny does.
07:15No, no! You can't go to the village again.
07:17Maybe you can make them see that we can be friends.
07:19No, that isn't possible.
07:21Well, you can't be sure. It's all in how you present yourself.
07:23No, that won't make a difference!
07:25How do you know? Because it just won't!
07:26Why? Why won't it?
07:27Because that village doesn't really exist!
07:34What do you mean, doesn't exist?
07:37What did you do?
07:38I... I did what I had to do.
07:41What was it?
07:42What exactly did you have to do?
07:44Tell me!
07:46I... I... I built the town. The staff put it all together. The... The zombies dressed up as the townspeople.
07:57Please, I... If you really went out there and something happened to you, I... I... I just couldn't live with myself.
08:07But you can live with this? Lying to me? Tricking me? Keeping me here forever when you knew my dream was to go?
08:14Oil?
08:15English, please. Your voice is really annoying.
08:27Wait! I speak frozen. He says Dracula has brought a human into the hotel.
08:32A human? Stay close, Pookie!
08:36He says there is the human. He has a French accent.
08:42Johnny's not a human. He's my right arm's cousin. He's lying!
08:47Yeah. And why is he picking his nose?
08:58He says it's a long story.
09:00Hey! Wait! No! Get off me!
09:05He says beholds a human.
09:10I don't believe it.
09:13is it true are you a human yes i'm so sorry i don't care i still want to be with you
09:31what's his deal he's silly it's just a beautiful night and well if you don't want to
09:45no no are you kidding i i would eat a bucket of garlic to fly with you
10:01oh honey look at those fluffy clouds
10:29remember what we played when you were little hide-and-go-seek sharp objects
10:34oh okay regular hide-and-go-seek
10:41where are you honey back
10:48maybe honey back
10:52i'm gonna get you
11:02honey are you okay yes it's just a little harder to catch my breath since i'm pregnant
11:08yes well i guess that would make it morbid what
11:14i'm gonna be a grandpa
11:25dad because your daddy's girl or boy daddy's girl or boy i'm hungry again honey can you get me some
11:36ice cream with anchovies no no no you mustn't give in to your cravings it's not good for the baby
11:43you need to increase your spider intake so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly
11:48and eat lots of sheep by it
11:50i love you dad but we don't even know if the kid's gonna be a vampire i'd be thrilled if the baby's
11:57human-y just like johnny human-y with thousands of years of dracula genes not gonna happen as long as the
12:04baby's healthy of course a healthy little vampire or human yes a human who can fly as a bat
12:12here just have some monster ball soup it's your mommy's recipe
12:16oh thank you dad just like you made it when i was a kid it's my favorite
12:39i used to love that game get in there baby really but i'm a parent now show them how it's done
12:46okay okay okay
12:56no way a pinata
13:01oh mavis honey that's for later we don't want the pups to have too much
13:07sugar
13:21i'm sorry did i start all that don't worry there's a reason they call it a litter
13:33holy rabies this looks like a blast i don't know maybe this can be pretty dangerous if you
13:46don't know what you're doing of course i rock these bikes may i little dude
13:50check it out oh yeah this is how i rolled every summer
13:56i think i scratched it
14:12oh my turn maybe i told you it took me years to get this good well i'll give it a try
14:28i'll give it a try
14:30yeah yeah
14:34come on
14:36Good times, come for the ride of your life, it's your world, my town, together we were born to rise into the sunshine.
14:47Come on.
14:49Yeah.
14:52Come on.
14:55You feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers.
15:02Your wife, Johnny.
15:03My wife, even better.
15:05That was sick, lady.
15:07Where did you learn how to do that stuff?
15:09Transylvania.
15:10That's cool. I have a cousin from Pennsylvania.
15:13Oh, these little guys are so sweet. Dennis would love them. What an awesome place to raise a kid.
15:19Oh, to raise a kid? I don't know about awesome. Maybe tubular.
15:24Uh, capisce? Anyways, we should hit my folks' place. I said we'd be there by now.
15:29Sure. Oh, hey, it's after three in Transylvania. I'm gonna check on Dennis, okay?
15:33Johnny, look! They're making a TV show about this place and we're the stars! Hello, world!
15:43Awesome!
15:44It's totally awesome!
15:46It's totally awesome! You're so lucky, Cal!
15:48Hello, world.
15:50Oh, I'm having even more fun now that you're here.
15:56You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you. All of us together. It's really special.
16:03Me too, Spider Monkey.
16:07Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in Monster Ball?
16:10Woo-hoo! Monster Ball!
16:12Oh! Come on, Papa Jack!
16:14Oh, bring it on, for I am king of family funds!
16:22All right.
16:23Who is ready to get pommeled?
16:26I gotta warn you, I played second-team co-ed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz.
16:32Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
16:34Everybody, just please watch the hair. Watch the hair!
16:38Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this!
16:41Oh my gosh, this is going to be so much fun.
16:43Ha-ha!
16:44Get ready! Here comes the pain!
16:47Ha!
16:48Whoa!
16:49Whoa!
16:50Whoa!
16:51Not the hair! Not the hair!
16:53Whoa!
16:54Oh!
16:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
16:59Ha!
17:00Oh!
17:01Oh!
17:02Ha!
17:03Captain Erica, you are needed on deck.
17:06Next stop, buh-bye, Dracula.
17:09Ha-ha!
17:10I'm ready, baby!
17:11Ha!
17:12Ha!
17:13Ha!
17:14Ha!
17:15Ha!
17:16Ha!
17:17Ha!
17:18Ha!
17:19Ha!
17:20Ha!
17:21Ha!
17:22Ha!
17:23Ha!
17:24Ha!
17:25Ha!
17:26Ha!
17:27Ha!
17:28Ha!
17:29Ha!
17:30Ha!
17:31Ha!
17:32Ha!
17:33Ha!
17:34Ha!
17:35Hey there, monsters!
17:36Ha!
17:37Ha!
17:38Ha!
17:39Ha!
17:40Ha!
17:41Yeah!
17:42What'd I say?
17:43Ha!
17:44Ha!
17:45We're arriving at our first destination!
17:47Ha!
17:48Ha!
17:49Woo!
17:50Oh, yeah!
17:51Dolphin surfing!
17:53Ha!
17:54Ha!
17:55Ha!
17:56Ha!
17:57Ha!
17:58Ha!
17:59Ha!
18:00Ha!
18:01Whoa!
18:02Hi, Mama!
18:03Hi, Papa!
18:04Hi-hi!
18:05Oh!
18:06Hey there!
18:07Ha!
18:08Ha!
18:09Ha!
18:10Ha!
18:11Ha!
18:12Ha!
18:13Ha!
18:14Is my Dad in there, too?
18:15Oh!
18:16Don't worry, I'm over here, blah-blah-blah!
18:17Ha, ha, ha.
18:18Ha!
18:19No.
18:20Papa Drac's not here.
18:21He's on his date.
18:22Date?
18:23Mavis, please, you're torturing me. You know I hate surprises.
18:31This is a fun surprise.
18:33There are no fun surprises. Just tell me where we're going. Why are we on a plane? We can fly, you know.
18:40Back in my day, people took trains. Now that's classy.
18:44Sure, Dad. Forty hours in a closet-sized room with you and Uncle Bernie and his smelly cigars,
18:50arguing who was more attractive, Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
18:54Oh, Nefertiti.
18:56Okay, Dad, thank you. Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise.
19:01I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most, but I beg of you.
19:06Tell me where we're going.
19:08Nope, I've taken care of everything, so you don't need to worry.
19:12You've been so stressed out lately. It's time for you to relax.
19:20Now isn't that better?
19:26Oh, yes. So relax.
19:33Dad!
19:35Mavis!
19:37What are you doing to my father?
19:41Mavis, stop! Put her down!
19:43No, she's trying to hurt you. Why can't you see that?
19:46Because I... Because... Because I zinged.
19:53What?
19:54I zinged with Erica.
19:58No, that can't be true. You only zing once.
20:02That's what I thought, too.
20:05Zing? What's a zing?
20:07Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters.
20:11It's kind of like our love at first sight.
20:14What? No.
20:15No, no, no, no. You don't even know me.
20:17Well, not yet, but we're just...
20:20No, no, you don't understand.
20:21I can't be with you.
20:23I could never be with someone like you.
20:26I could never be with...
20:28a monster.
20:28A monster.
20:29A monster.
20:37Dad, I'm so sorry.
20:42I...
20:43It doesn't matter.
20:46You heard what she said.
20:55But a zing never lies.
20:57I can't be with someone like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or something like you or
