00:00The New York Times
00:30Oh, my God.
01:00Tenderfoot ride tonight
01:05See the old range riders
01:08They're at your resistance side tonight
01:12Oh, they're fast company
01:16So if you wanna miss me
01:18A cowardly boy
01:20Oh, your resistance side, little cowboy
01:24Provided you don't have to ride
01:27You're wearing a ten-gallon Stetson
01:31And a six-shooter gun at your side
01:35I can't get along, little doggy
01:45I said I can't even get one that small
01:49Oh, I can't get along, can't get along, little doggy
01:52No doggy at all, I can't, can't do anything
01:54Can't even get one, not at all
01:56Oh, I can't get along, little doggy
02:00No sir, I can't even get one that's
02:04Short
02:08Oh, I can't get along, little doggy
02:12No sir, I can't even get one that's
02:16Short
02:18Oh, I can't even get one that's
02:22Short
02:24Short
02:26Oh, I can't even...
02:28Short
02:30Short
02:32Short
02:34Short
02:35Short
02:36Short
02:38Short
02:39Short
02:42Short
02:43Short
02:44Long
02:46Short
02:47Short
02:48Short
02:54Oh
03:24Well, beat me, Daddy, into the bar.
03:54Sweetheart, where have you been all my life?
04:03Ah, my darling, my sweet, my own.
04:09Ah, my love, I have waited for this moment.
04:18Ah, ah, all the fond embrace.
04:25Ah, ah, all this in heaven, too.
04:31Oh, your eyes.
04:33Mmm, your nose.
04:48No, no, don't eat me.
04:58I'm only a little fella, not even a mouthful.
05:01Look, I'm just skin and bones.
05:03See, I got spots before my eyes.
05:07I got a deviated septum and dandruff, too.
05:10I got B.O., disc pan hands and halitosis.
05:13Look, even my tongue's coated.
05:16Oh.
05:18Water on the knee and flat feet.
05:20Ingrown toenails.
05:21Why, even the army don't want me.
05:23Look!
05:46Say, are you following me?
05:51Woo-hoo!
05:52You're a hard man, Lucky.
05:56Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
06:01Woo-hoo-hoo!
06:13Pshh!
06:16Pshh!
06:43Pshh!
06:45Pshh!
06:55Pshh!
06:57That, uh, dumb duck.
06:59He's been wasting his time around that decoy.
07:03Everybody knows that they can never possibly mean anything to each other.
07:09Pshh!
07:19Eww!
07:21Interregitation!
07:30That's all, folks!
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