00:11AHHHHH SHUT UP!
00:22This, I say, this calls for massive retaliation!
00:25Bruh, sir! What a golden opportunity for a go-getting salesman in my line of merchandise!
00:32That smart-aleck dog! I wish, I say, I wish I could think of some way to fix his little
00:35red wagon!
00:36Psst! Pardon me, sir! Let me introduce myself!
00:39I represent the Ace Novelty Company of Walla Washington!
00:41Dispensers of rib-tickling practical jokes for all occasions!
00:44For instance, here's a little goodie to pull on your canine friend over there!
00:47Joke kit number 607B! Just compress the spring...
00:51A gentle twist, and the trick bone is all set for old Rover Boy!
00:55That'll be $2.98 cash on the barrel head!
00:56I say, it's a deal!
00:59No, I say, hey, don't!
01:00Now hold on, boy! I come in peace! I wanna bury the hatchet!
01:04Not in your pointed head, boy! I brought you a peace offering!
01:06Here!
01:09You know, I say, I almost hated the spring that one on that bone head!
01:13Hey! I made a funny! Spring!
01:15Bone!
01:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:17Very funny!
01:20Padrefer?
01:21Let me introduce myself! I remember that the Ace Novelty Company!
01:24No!
01:26Mr. Lacorn?
01:27Yeah?
01:28Package for ya.
01:29Hmm, wonder who it's from.
01:30Well, what do you know?
01:31My favorite, I say my favorite fruit.
01:33With holdin' grips ya.
01:44Fortunately, I always keep a spare in my locker.
01:46Well, come on, let's get rid of it.
01:48We're not gonna take flight from that sweet-bitten mud, are we?
01:49I've got just the thing here.
01:50No show here, we're not shittin'.
01:52Eh, eh.
01:53Ah, here it is.
01:54A snobbly kit number 12.
01:55The Chattanooga Shoo Shoo is a price very reasonable.
02:19Aw, don't be such a spoilsport just because one little old cotton pickin' joke backfired.
02:22I've been saving a real dilly for ya.
02:24The Pipe Full of Fun Kit number 7.
02:25Complete with instructions twice as 60.
02:27Secure last section of pipe, G.
02:29Stretch elastic X laterally.
02:31Eight with bone, Z.
02:37Ace, I say Ace Novelty Company.
02:39Ace Novelty Company.
02:40Pipe Full of Fun Kit number 7.
02:41Pipe Full of Fun Kit number 7.
02:43We have been flimflown.
02:45Yeah, hoodwinked.
02:46Hmm.
02:47Hey, Ossie, hey dog.
02:48I've got a little old idea.
02:50Hehehehe.
02:5065, 66, 67, 68.
02:52No, don't eat dog crosser!
02:53We oughta try and flutter him!
02:54Hangin', Ossie, hangin''s too good for that duck!
02:56Ew!
02:56Something tells me this little black duck has worn out his welcome.
02:59Ossie!
03:00Ossie!
03:01Ossie!
03:02Ossie!
03:03Well, look what we got here!
03:04You know, they're ma-
03:05I say they're just ma-
03:06More.
03:06Well, here's s Veterinary Company not only.
03:06OK, you maybe start charging the other hand?
