00:00Very black. Did you feel black? It's worth, Tyrus. Malice just started stamping your fingers for you.
00:05Thank God black people don't do that in audiences. Yes, yeah.
00:09No, we just talk the whole time and tell you how to do your show better.
00:13Oh, that's what I get paid to do. But it's only in America can a black person sit on a TV show
00:22getting paid millions and millions of dollars to have the floor and can say it can interrupt people
00:30because she interrupted her. Yeah. And if according to her life was like an Iran it was for black people
00:38her interrupting and speaking in public would have led to a stoning. Yeah. Then they broke down her
00:45argument structure. She starts slow ramps up builds towards some emotional crescendo but instead of
00:50landing a point it sounds like an auction gone wrong. Gutfeld deadpanned congratulations you
00:55just reserved a meltdown no reserve price though. Tyrus finished it cold if you're gonna chase
01:00attention at least throw a pillow not another speech about being misunderstood. This was drama
01:04with no safety net no cushion just chaos. Then came the metaphors. Whoopi tried comparing vague
01:10concepts to big terrifying things hoping something would stick. Gutfeld wasn't having it. It's like
01:15comparing ants to hurricanes. If your whole world is a picnic he quipped. Tyrus fired back.
01:20Or if someone's holding a giant magnifying glass over an ant suddenly every tiny moment turns into
01:25full-blown napalm. No quotes. No mercy. Just imagery designed to sting. Mid-script they flipped the
01:31tempo. Gutfeld hit tight fast one-liners. Here's Whoopi walking a tightrope over context but in clown
01:37shoes. Oh look you stumbled again. Oh wait that was your point. Tyrus echoed with pinpoint sarcasm.
01:43We're not on the edge. You're on the edge of coherence.
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