00:00Girls, girls, girls.
00:03Whoopi, you know you're on the very wrong side of history
00:06even when the fake Republican disagrees with you.
00:09I haven't seen Whoopi wave her fingers like that
00:11since someone offered her a salad.
00:15But apparently that's a technique for summoning the demon
00:18associated with talking out of your ass.
00:20Even Alyssa couldn't tolerate the examples
00:22Whoopi made out of thin air.
00:24Or since it's Whoopi, fat air.
00:28Cat.
00:29Brace yourself.
00:30These two didn't come to play.
00:32They rolled up like angry chefs
00:34into Whoopi's kitchen of opinions
00:35and set that souffle of nonsense on fire.
00:38No mercy.
00:39No filter.
00:40Just pure breakdown.
00:42Every part of her argument was diced, sliced,
00:44and flambéed until there was nothing left but smoke.
00:48This wasn't just criticism, it was an expose.
00:51Hypocrisy got called out like a bad Yelp review.
00:53Gutfeld played satirical surgeon,
00:55digging deep into every flaw like he had receipts.
00:58And trust us, daytime TV just got wrecked.
01:01First, they zoned in on Whoopi's tone and tore it to shreds.
01:05That fake deep soft serve voice she always pulls out?
01:09Yeah, Gutfeld and Tyrus weren't buying it.
01:11It was equal parts fake sympathy and, look at me, energy.
01:15That shaky, unsure delivery?
01:17They dragged it like some overpriced flavor at a trendy ice cream shop.
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