The New 3 Stooges S01E126 How The West Was Once.ia

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00:00To some folks, the winning of the West was a colorful story of cowboys and Indians,

00:12and the untiring devotion of duty by the gallant fighting men of the U.S. Cavalry.

00:18For those of us who lived through it know that the West was tamed with the coming of the railroads,

00:24those strong, thin bands of steel that tied west to east.

00:30Yep, the West was won by the mighty Iron Horse and the men who kept her running on time.

00:38Yes, sirree, the West owes a big thank you to those men setting the ties and laying the rails through unknown territory,

00:48never knowing what new danger lay ahead. The men known as the Gandy Dancer.

00:56All right, old lady. Wake up, you mugs. Coffee breaks over.

01:01I want this line through the tunnel by 5 o'clock or else, now move it.

01:08Boy, what a pushy foreman.

01:10Yeah, he sure takes all the fun out of railroading.

01:13Knock it off, part of brains, and get those rails into the tunnel.

01:18There's a lion in there. There's... There ain't no lions around here, idiot.

01:27Well, go in and see for yourself.

01:29Yeah, you're brave. I'm telling you guys, there ain't no lion in there.

01:36There's a lion in that tunnel.

01:38The only lion in that tunnel is a railroad lion.

01:41If it's not on the other side of that mountain by 5 o'clock, you boys are gonna lose six months' pay.

01:47Go ahead, mumsco. Throw it in there.

01:52Uh-oh. Here comes the boss.

01:56You know, you guys make it kinda hard for a man to enjoy a cup of coffee.

02:02Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

02:05The government wonders why we're not on schedule.

02:09Now, all we have to do is reach the other side of the mountain. Right? Right.

02:14But that lion won't let us in the tunnel.

02:16Never mind, Tin Head. We'll go over the mountain.

02:17Congratulations, ma'am. I knew you could do it.

02:19If you put your minds to it, I'll just go and check it out.

02:24The government wonders why we're not on schedule.

02:30Now all we have to do is reach the other side of the mountain, right?

02:33Right.

02:34But that lion won't let us in the tunnel.

02:36Never mind, Tinhead. We'll go over the mountain.

02:40Congratulations, ma'am. I knew you could do it.

02:43If you put your minds to it, I'll just go and check it out.

02:46Don't you think he's a little too steep?

02:48Don't worry, Knucklehead. Once he's over the top, it's downhill all the way.

02:52Clever. Clever.

02:57I don't believe you boys are getting the idea.

03:05I said through the tunnel.

03:11If this doesn't get that stupid lion out of there, nothing will.

03:17There goes a worthy opponent.

03:19All right, you gandy dancers. Let's get this railroad through the tunnel.

03:24It's five o'clock and we're through the tunnel.

03:27Good work, man. I'm proud of us.

03:29Look out. I'm coming through.

03:34That wraps it.

03:35If we start now, we should be in Bakersfield by midnight.

03:41You're dressed in this way till I get bats out.

03:47Oh, man.

03:51You're dressed in this way till I get mad, all you work.

03:51Oh, man.

03:57Oh, man.

03:58It's a

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