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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00You know it's not easy to get a diploma for dentistry.
00:05Three whole weeks I had to study, by mail.
00:08Oh wait a minute, that's only a license to practice dentistry.
00:12Not a bad idea, I could use a little practice.
00:15Hurley Joe, you be my nurse.
00:18And a very pretty one too.
00:20Go on, get changed.
00:22And you be my patient.
00:24Oh no, you're not gonna practice on me.
00:26Absolutely, positively, no!
00:30Wait a minute, can't we talk this over?
00:32All right, that's all right.
00:34Doctor, this gentleman has his terrible toothache.
00:37Oh yes, I'll take care of it.
00:39Open your mouth, sir.
00:41Which one is it?
00:43You're the dentist, you find it.
00:45I'm no stool pigeon.
00:46Oh yes.
00:47Yes, yes, do sit down, sir.
00:49Wait a minute, are you?
00:50I lay down already.
00:52Come on.
00:54Open your mouth.
00:57Oh, that's a cleaner.
01:02That's it.
01:03Cotton.
01:04Ha!
01:05Cotton, this won't hurt you.
01:06That's it.
01:07Mm, mm, mm.
01:08Yes, take the strain off the galatine.
01:10You can get more than that in, can't you?
01:12Oh, she's amazing.
01:13Oh nurse, please, administer the anesthetic.
01:16Anesthetic, yes.
01:17Yes.
01:18Hold still the anesthetic.
01:20What's this thing?
01:21That's it.
01:22Oh.
01:23See?
01:24See that you get a raise for that nurse.
01:26Thank you doctor.
01:27Ah.
01:29Oh.
01:30Oh.
01:31Oh!
01:32Oh, let me out of here.
01:33Here.
01:34Here.
01:35Here.
01:36Here.
01:37Here.
01:38Here.
01:39Here.
01:40Here.
01:41Here.
01:42Here.
01:43Here.
01:44Here.
01:45Oh.
01:46Here's a real scaredy cat.
01:47There's nothing to be as scared of.
01:48You watch the cartoon, you'll find a time when we were really in danger.
02:05I will go to the bank and get cash.
02:07Everybody's cash.
02:09You will hand over all the cash.
02:11Don't be ridiculous.
02:13Well, if you're obsessed.
02:15Now, I will go to more of the stores in town and collect more cash.
02:25All at the high noon.
02:27Come on.
02:28This is our stop, you knuckleheads.
02:30Gee, Moe.
02:31That's the first time you let anybody tell you where to get off.
02:34Knock off the wisecracks.
02:35We've been hired by this town to do a dangerous job.
02:38And we've got to watch our steps.
02:41We see what you mean, Moe.
02:44Who's this guy, Bonanza, we're looking for?
02:47Only the roughest, toughest bad man on this territory.
02:49We've got to find him and run him out of town.
02:51He's supposed to be a deadly shot.
02:53He is?
02:54But that's probably just gossip, right?
02:56Did you hear me?
02:57Hey, where are you, meathead?
02:59Behind you, Moe.
03:01You cowards.
03:02Don't tell me you're afraid of this Bonanza guy.
03:04Okay, we won't tell you.
03:06Maybe this will get your chicken livid loonies out of there.
03:12What have you got against aviation?
03:23Kill her up.
03:24Yes, sir.
03:25I've been saving the big ones for you.
03:27You'll make me sick.
03:29Yes, sir.
03:30I make myself sick.
03:31I nauseate me.
03:32I hear you boys was looking for me.
03:35That's right.
03:36It's either get out of town by sundown, clown,
03:38or this is a showdown.
03:40Stand aside.
03:41I got no time to show up for the showdown.
03:44The cash and carry business is too good.
03:46You're all through terrorizing this town, tinhead.
03:49So don't try talking your way out of it, see?
03:51Is that so?
03:53Okay, draw.
03:55Uh-oh.
03:56You sure you want to continue this?
04:00Never mind, knuckle-nose.
04:02Here he comes again.
04:04I'm scared, Moe.
04:06Relax, nitwit.
04:07He can't win forever.
04:08Then why aren't you doing it?
04:10Because it's your turn, you lame brain.
04:12I was afraid you'd remember something like that.
04:15Now listen, just don't let him get too close, see?
04:17Now he tells me.
04:23All right, it's your turn, Carly Joe.
04:25Is it too late to resign from the team?
04:27It sure is.
04:28Here he comes again.
04:29All right, Mr. Robot.
04:30I'm ready for you.
04:32Boy, is he tricky.
04:44And me.
04:47That's a clever obstruction.
04:49This time we're ready for him.
04:51If this doesn't work, I'm going back to California.
04:53Here he comes.
04:54This time I give them both barrels.
04:57Now, all together, men.
05:01Uh-oh.
05:02I'm rolling when the brakes don't work.
05:08Oh, one of these days I just gotta get that recoil fixed.
05:13You'll have 20 years to work on it.
05:15Yeah.
05:22All right, all right, all right.
05:23If you're gonna be chicken, come on down.
05:26I'm surprised at you.
05:27You are really chicken, you are.
05:29I'm sorry, Mo.
05:30You won't get your practice.
05:31Oh, I'll get my practice all right.
05:34Carly Joe.
05:35Oh, no.
05:36Oh, no.
05:37Not me, Mo.
05:38I'm the nurse.
05:39I mean, you wouldn't do that to a nurse, would you?
05:41Oh, nursing?
05:42No, you wouldn't.
05:43Come on, nursing.
05:44Come on.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:46Get down.
05:47No, no, no.
05:48I'm a lady.
05:49This ain't gonna hurt.
05:50Wait a minute.
05:51Come on, nursing.
05:52Help!

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