00:00Wow! He's great! He's terrible, you muttonhead! The record's great!
00:30I can see it in lights now. The great Curly Joe. We haven't got time for nightmares.
00:38Come on, grab that phonograph. Now, to be a starlet, you gotta act like one. Here's your red carpet.
00:46La la la la la la la la!
00:50Now, when I say, and now Curly Joe will sing for you, start the record. Any particular selection?
01:03What's wrong with the number we've been re-hyping, you knucklehead?
01:07Mr. Hitmaker will see you now. All right, Elvis, inside. Boy, I hope this works.
01:13It's better or I'm trading you in for a canary. He wouldn't need so much either. All right, get in there.
01:20All right, all right. I'm a busy man. You're wasting time, so sing already.
01:31Okay, Joe, get set. And now Curly Joe will sing for you.
01:38He's great. We'll book him in Carnegie Hall tonight. He gets terrible.
01:49He gets $10,000 a week.
01:52That's great, Mr. Hitmaker. And now Curly Joe will stop singing for you.
02:00I said stop!
02:05Stop!
02:09Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.
02:11Look!
02:12Why?
02:13This is no way to treat the starlet. Where's my red carpet?
02:16Stop it!
02:31Start the record. He's all set.
02:33Right.
02:34Do something, you idiot!
02:43Bring down the curtain!
02:48Come on, they may try to lynch it.
02:52Plobs! Plobs! Plobs!
02:55Plobs! Plobs!
02:57It almost worked, you knucklehead. You had to goof it.
03:00I don't know. I thought it had a certain cute beat to it.
03:03You thought what, numbskull?
03:05I thought it was just awful.
03:07Oh, I could have done better without the record.
03:09Listen.
03:13Now you've done it.
03:14This is unquestionably the greatest voice in the world.
03:18How would you like to sing an opera at my theater?
03:22No, no, no.
03:23I'll get myself a cheap lawyer. You're not making it easy enough.
03:26What'd I say?
03:28Hey!
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