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00:01:00Maurya
00:01:15Maurya, for the dance tonight, will you please lay out my chinchilla rap?
00:01:21Yes, Miss Chappellas.
00:01:22And also my silver lamig yarn from Schiaparelli and the patoo model with the gold sequence.
00:01:28I'll have to make up my mind later whether I'm in the mood for gold or silk.
00:01:31Oh, very well, Miss Chappellas. Shall I prepare your bath now?
00:01:34No, no, I'm going to lie down and rest until it's time to dress.
00:01:40And Maurya, please see that I'm not disturbed, will you?
00:01:43Yes, Miss Chappellas.
00:01:44Yes. And also send in my secretary.
00:01:47Uh, secretary.
00:01:48Yes, Miss Chappellas.
00:01:50Present for me, Miss Chappellas.
00:01:52Yes. Did you call Mrs. Chappellas about the guest list for her dinner?
00:01:55I'm checking it over right now, Miss Chappellas.
00:01:57Very good.
00:01:58They're all quite acceptable.
00:02:00Except one.
00:02:02There's one you wouldn't like.
00:02:04Oh, that's splendid.
00:02:05It's so much easier to be witty when there's someone there to be nasty to.
00:02:11Maurya, there's someone at the door. Will you answer it, please?
00:02:14I can't. I haven't gotten that far in the book yet.
00:02:17Besides, it's only the wind anyway.
00:02:20Well, pretend it isn't.
00:02:21Besides, you've got to learn sometime, you know.
00:02:23If you'll give me your card, I'll see if Miss Chappellas is in.
00:02:30Ah, for Miss Chappellas.
00:02:35For you, Miss Chappellas.
00:02:38No, I'm not in.
00:02:41Not in?
00:02:44I'm very sorry, but Miss Chappellas says she's not in.
00:02:47Good day. Good day.
00:02:50Mr. Hendricks!
00:02:52Did she get it? Did she get it?
00:02:53I certainly did.
00:02:54Oh, he got it! He got it!
00:02:57Kiss him in. He's wonderful.
00:02:58Mr. Hendricks, we all love you.
00:03:00Now, how much do we get in cash?
00:03:02Not so fast, young lady.
00:03:03Then there's a certain legal procedure to be followed.
00:03:05Yes, I know.
00:03:06My briefcase.
00:03:06Where's my briefcase?
00:03:08Oh, there you go.
00:03:08I got you mad.
00:03:09Now, if you'll just proceed this way, we'll get right down to business.
00:03:12Down you go.
00:03:14There.
00:03:14Now, if you three girls would just sit down over there and compose yourself.
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:18Where as in due accordance, with the testamentary instructions, appended here with...
00:03:30I didn't skip all that.
00:03:32Don't you want to go about this properly?
00:03:34No!
00:03:34Very well.
00:03:37You're at Emily's...
00:03:37Oh, my hand, Pam.
00:03:38Here he comes.
00:03:39...a number of unpaid bills.
00:03:42Unpaid?
00:03:43You mean the old money instead of getting money?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46With everything paid, including the inheritance tax, you three charter sisters still get $5,872.
00:03:54A piece?
00:03:55Oh, wonderful.
00:03:56That's so much more than I expected, Mr. Hendricks.
00:03:58Wait a minute.
00:03:59Wait a minute.
00:03:59Wait a minute.
00:04:00Five thousand, eight hundred and seventy-two dollars in all.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Isn't much, is it?
00:04:07Well.
00:04:08Well, all right.
00:04:09Where do we sign?
00:04:09Right here.
00:04:10All of you.
00:04:13Me next.
00:04:14There's mine.
00:04:16Now, here's a check.
00:04:19Oh, look at it, Mo.
00:04:21And I made a list.
00:04:22A nice, safe investment for you.
00:04:24Uh-uh.
00:04:24No, you don't.
00:04:25None of that three percent for us.
00:04:27Now, you take.
00:04:27Southern Kansas Gas and Power Corporation.
00:04:29Yeah, you take it.
00:04:30We don't want it.
00:04:30Mighty Sound Security.
00:04:31There you are.
00:04:32They showed a profit last year of something like $10,782,000.
00:04:37It's all about it tomorrow, Mr. Hendricks.
00:04:39Thanks for coming.
00:04:39Bye.
00:04:40Bye.
00:04:41We love you.
00:04:42Oh, money, money, money, money.
00:04:47Oh, $5,872.
00:04:50Maybe Mr. Hendricks is right, Pam.
00:04:52Maybe we should invest our money.
00:04:53We are, Liz.
00:04:54In the best investment a girl can make.
00:04:56That's a lot of money to put in you, Pam.
00:04:58We don't know for sure you can get a rich husband.
00:05:00Well, that's why we're going to California, isn't it?
00:05:02To find out.
00:05:03Now, you mingle with plumbers and you'll learn to marry a plumber.
00:05:06Mingle with millionaires and chances are you'll marry a millionaire.
00:05:09And after Pam gets one, it'll be simple enough for her to get both of us one.
00:05:12Yeah, suppose you flop.
00:05:14Then where are we?
00:05:15Well, at least we tried to get ourselves something better.
00:05:18Say, come here.
00:05:19Look at that.
00:05:20Now, what's she got that I haven't got?
00:05:21Or you, or Liz.
00:05:23A big limousine.
00:05:24Well, there's no reason why I shouldn't be riding around a limousine like that.
00:05:28After all, that's what I was intended for.
00:05:30Well, it seems to me if you'd been intended to be the girl with that car, you'd have been
00:05:33made that girl instead of being put here on a chicken farm in Kansas.
00:05:37Maura may be right there, Pam.
00:05:39Yes, yes, she may be right, but she also may be wrong.
00:05:42You must remember, Liz, there are thousands of girls all over the world who feel exactly
00:05:46the same way as I do about it.
00:05:48Why, all they need to get rich husbands and a decent existence is an opportunity to wear
00:05:52smart clothes and to be seen in the right places.
00:05:54Just the same, it isn't the right way to get a husband.
00:05:56You ought to fall in love with a man first, then marry him.
00:06:00Liz, I've tried to make you understand.
00:06:02It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is with a poor one.
00:06:05Oh, Pam, you've been saying these things to us for a year now, and now I'm more against
00:06:10the plan than ever.
00:06:11All right.
00:06:12All right.
00:06:13You two can stay right here if you want to.
00:06:15Freezing in the winter, roasting in the summertime, rushing out to wait on customers every time
00:06:19they ring that silly little bell for you.
00:06:21But not for me.
00:06:22I'd rather be in Santa Barbara listening to lovely music than here listening to that everlasting
00:06:26chicken cackle.
00:06:27You know, after all, kids, we did draw cars to find out which one of us would have this
00:06:39chance, and I happened to win.
00:06:41Now, it's quite all right with me if you two want to back out.
00:06:44I'll just take my chair.
00:06:45I wouldn't try to plan alone.
00:06:47All I have to say is it's a fine thing when your own sister's having any faith in you.
00:06:51Oh, honey, don't.
00:06:59It's because I can't get a husband.
00:07:01Oh, Pam, please.
00:07:02You think I'm not pretty enough?
00:07:04Oh, no.
00:07:05You don't like me, and you don't think anybody else does.
00:07:08You're right, too.
00:07:09Oh, it isn't that, Pam.
00:07:10You could get anybody a book.
00:07:12Oh, Pam, darling, we'll go with you.
00:07:16You will, huh?
00:07:17Um, well, okay.
00:07:18Come on, run our way to California.
00:07:20Yes, yes, thank you.
00:07:46Your call, Mr. Harrington, you can take it to booth three.
00:07:49Oh, thank you.
00:07:50I'll take it right here, if you don't mind.
00:07:56Yes, yes, of course.
00:07:56Uh, put Mr. Harrington's party on here.
00:07:58There you are.
00:08:00Good evening.
00:08:01Good evening.
00:08:02You have reservations for Miss Charters and party?
00:08:04Miss Charters?
00:08:05Oh, yes, we were expecting you.
00:08:06Oh, that's fine.
00:08:08There are just three of us, myself, my secretary, and my maid.
00:08:11I see a strong family resemblance.
00:08:14Oh.
00:08:15Oh, you do?
00:08:16Yes.
00:08:17Yes, indeed.
00:08:18We have the Erskine Charters with us here every season.
00:08:21Oh.
00:08:22Of course.
00:08:23Well, um, are they here now?
00:08:25No, no, no.
00:08:25They're in the south of France.
00:08:26Oh, I see.
00:08:27Didn't you know?
00:08:28Oh, no, no.
00:08:29You see, uh, you see, we haven't spoken to that branch of the family for years.
00:08:32Oh.
00:08:38You're welcome.
00:09:02hello who do you want i called you oh that's right yes i did this is steve harrington
00:09:11what am i doing here what do you think i'm doing i'm looking for a nice girl who's very rich
00:09:18and incidentally very beautiful boy uh bungalow number seven for miss charles thank you i hope
00:09:25you'll be very comfortable there thank you i'm sure we will be cammy's still staring at you
00:09:30i'll ignore him he's just after our money
00:09:32oh it's all just too wonderful
00:09:50i hope that doesn't keep up all night oh i do i love it however i suppose the proper thing to do
00:09:59is to complain
00:10:02good evening ladies champagne
00:10:18champagne i didn't order any champagne no ma'am mr waterbury sent it over from his party next door
00:10:27oh oh really well i was just about to call up and complain about that party everybody is but it
00:10:35don't do no good we gotta be very careful how we handle mr waterbury oh uh who is this mr waterbury
00:10:44who is mr waterbury oh arthur glenn waterbury you know paper boxes and doilies
00:11:01oh oh oh yes you mean arthur glenn waterbury the third of course of course who's he
00:11:09why liz he's only uh one of the big ten that's just one of the big ten that's all
00:11:14ten what
00:11:15the uh the uh ten of the richest men in america ten of the richest men in america oh thank you very
00:11:21much sure i came into 20 million his last birthday no gets another slice in 1940 and if he lives until
00:11:28he's 28 then he really gets some dough right
00:11:30just for two yes yes just for two oh my it certainly is nice to know we're next door to one of the
00:11:42right people and he is a right guy just as regular as you and me
00:11:49of course he's a little stiff right now this party's been going on for three days
00:11:53uh well uh here's to mr waterbury bottoms up huh mr waterbury always says that oh mr waterbury yes
00:12:09is he uh going to be here long as soon as we can sober him up he's going on his honeymoon honeymoon
00:12:16yeah oh he met a chorus girl on the train coming down here three days later they were married
00:12:24you ought to see her hard as nails she only married him for his money can you imagine that yes huh
00:12:31i mean i uh i suppose there are women like that in the world say there's plenty of them around here
00:12:37and i can spot them a mile off yeah you can huh sure but uh it all sort of terrifies me what lady well
00:12:46i mean if there are women here who will marry for money there must be men like that here too huh
00:12:51the joints full of them lady oh i was afraid of that uh what's your name mike mike brophy and if
00:13:01there's anything i hate it's gold diggers oh i too you see mike so many men are pretending to be
00:13:07interested in me when all they really cared about was my uh your bank roll huh i only feel safe with
00:13:13men who have money because rich men have nothing to gain by marrying me i get you oh you could help
00:13:20me so much mike if you could give me an idea of just who is who in santa barbara say you couldn't
00:13:25have picked out a better man to ask oh really there's two guys right here in this hotel that you could
00:13:29depend on swell guys with plenty of sugar for instance this van van yeah a smith his mother was
00:13:35a van dam van dam yeah you know the van dams they're always giving zoos to deserving cities
00:13:43they like animals and it cuts down on their income tax oh yeah then there's steve harrington steve
00:13:49seems to me i've heard that name somewhere before isn't that the nice looking young man you snubbed
00:13:53him because you thought he was a fortune hunter that's it oh not steve he's got all the dough in
00:13:58the world big ranch up at del monte they don't come any better than old steve oh well thank you so
00:14:05much mike oh you've no idea how much help you've been it's all right maybe you can do something for
00:14:11me sometime i hope so good night all good night good night good night
00:14:29you know i think he's awfully cute he's a gold man when you start just as soon as i can get him
00:14:35sleep good night liz good night let's turn in we go over the top in the morning
00:14:51hey you better look out you laugh up and i'll bear away what what you say push the tiller away from you
00:14:59towards me towards me to the east look out for the boom behind the boom i can't i'm sorry
00:15:29oh all right don't struggle i got you let's go of me let go you're wagging me duck
00:15:49nice going lady don't give up give it everything you got
00:15:59come on come on come on you're a cinch now that's right right over here
00:16:11you're choking me gratitude for you great work i say
00:16:15i'm gonna see you get a medal for this great time great time to start helping you're doing all
00:16:30right i didn't want to chisel in on your glory glory i believe that was just what i needed to make me
00:16:37relax that was a wonderful punch where does a girl like you pick up a wallop like that
00:16:46this sort of surprised me too tell me something why did you do it why
00:16:53why you were you were drowning you were clutching at me like an i had to do something oh nonsense i was
00:17:00just trying to hold on to you till i could get out of these oh well let that be a lesson to you
00:17:07never try to remove your boots in the presence of a lady yeah now i am mad here i thought i'd done
00:17:12something wonderful still a wonderful punch and i'm proud to be connected well come on up and stretch
00:17:20out in the sun and soak all right come on
00:17:26hey what about introductions i'm steve harrington i blush to admit my name is smith oh isn't that
00:17:42perfect it fits so nicely you see oh there's a bandam that goes with it but we try never to mention
00:17:47that bandam smith yes you've heard of him oh no no no of course not it's uh oh it's just such a silly
00:17:55name that's all mr harrington eventually i shall have to meet your charming companion yes you must
00:18:06do that yes oh her oh she is charming isn't she and brave and strong and pretty too but who is she
00:18:14well we've never met now look this is my island i have a right to know my guests oh no really we're
00:18:22absolute strangers aren't we now tell me the truth haven't you two ever met before i wanted to meet
00:18:28her oh and it would have to happen just when i look my worst isn't that awful say about one of you
00:18:35two a mirror she's a sassy wench isn't she i got beautifully cut the first time i tried to meet her
00:18:41oh say i am sorry about that but i'm going to make up for every bit of it well looks like that sock on the
00:18:46jaw is going to be the start of a very beautiful friendship between you two yes you've got a lot
00:18:51to make up for you better start pretty soon all right i'll tell you what i'll do you can take me
00:18:56to dinner tonight how's that wonderful ah that'll be fine then i can start working on you right away
00:19:03huh good well the trick worked what trick what do you mean what are you talking about that near shipwreck was
00:19:10deliberately planned just to get a date for the night why i assure you that i was i was sitting
00:19:14right here and i saw you plainly going along minding your own business when he cut his boat right across
00:19:18your prowl and the obvious business of pretending to drown with his boots on just so that you could
00:19:24rescue it yeah it was crude but it worked it did didn't it yes i'm surprised you went for it oh well
00:19:31i think he's very amusing oh i do well it's nothing to be ashamed of harrington she's worth it thank you
00:19:45remind me to order a very small table tonight just for two oh oh all right
00:19:54do you feel like trying to swim in now yes i think i could make it
00:19:58will you give me a pool two and you two thought i couldn't even get one millionaire
00:20:05ah i cast my body on the waters and came back with two of them that just makes our chances twice
00:20:10as good now oh pam you're wonderful you haven't gotten a date with that uh van what's his smith yet
00:20:16no but i will have steve tonight then uh what's this in the morning steve for lunch band for cocktails
00:20:22and that's the way it'll be from now on that's probably steve now you see he couldn't even
00:20:26wait hurry up hey hey the door close it
00:20:38good evening good evening sir uh if miss charles is as brilliant as i think she's expecting me yes sir
00:20:44he says you're expecting him well of course i didn't expect you so soon mr harrington but i'm
00:20:56awfully glad that you came a little early i had a sneaking hunch we were going to be
00:21:00tested by that van smith person that oh oh hello hello now mr harrington couldn't come i didn't want
00:21:08you to be lonesome he was called out of town oh oh are you sure oh sure i'm sure i'm the one that had
00:21:15him called that's just what i thought oh no i was trying to get rid of you and should take a hint oh
00:21:25if you gentlemen will just make yourselves comfortable i'll be with you in just a moment
00:21:28but pam you're all ready they're waiting
00:21:40you suppose that moment's up yet not and a half ago now i bet she sneaked out the back way to meet
00:22:02somebody else yes it's say we better find out oh oh i hope i didn't detain you well shall we go yeah
00:22:15thank you
00:22:32my but they look grand you said it and this way we have our money on a two to one shot two four
00:22:39i win my dance he's going on all night i'm sorry steve no mirrors i don't know how he does it
00:22:53cigarette sir no baby oh tell me have you any good books
00:22:58be sure and give it back to me how'd you happen to have this i'm not doing so good around here either
00:23:03well that's no way to talk marriage is very beautiful really yes what is it to offer well uh
00:23:17romance but i have romance right in the palm of my hand no seriously don't you believe in marriage
00:23:26sure well that's nice to know i believe mad houses too but i wasn't figuring on entering one
00:23:31oh you're thinking about it now no i'm thinking of writing a searching article on this climate the
00:23:36climate it's effect on the human intelligence the higher the temperature the lower man's resistance
00:23:42now when a man's cold he's practically immune to romance but let there be warmth and anything can
00:23:47happen what's happening to people around here every day as a matter of fact look what's happening to me
00:23:53what for instance well it's like this pan that was your dance that just finished
00:23:57it's a good thing you interrupted me there's no telling what i might have said well i'll go on
00:24:02where you left off and you go on where i left off that's page 31. now we're even even you saved me
00:24:12from the briny deep and i saved you from that and you couldn't wait another second either could you
00:24:17say what was he talking about anyway the climate a cad huh no he's not a cad he's a very nice young man
00:24:23he's a very nice young man and i wish i could get rid of him i don't see the good dancers here am i
00:24:28uh no as a matter of fact you're not that's awful i'm losing ground every minute we better sit down
00:24:33over there
00:24:36well this looks like a very nice one just right for two thank you
00:24:43you know this is very apt to get us into something that is my fondest hope
00:24:47oh my this is romantic isn't it very romantic do you like barbecued beef i beg your pardon no
00:24:58that's a serious question do you like barbecued beef well i don't know i've never eaten they just
00:25:02say yes and horses barbecued and this is important riding horses yes i love horses i'd rather ride than
00:25:10eat good and what about mexican pottery bright reds and blues and yellows but why why all these questions
00:25:15because our ranch is full of it oh are you thinking of sending for your ranch no i'm thinking of a way
00:25:21to get rid of vans so that we can be alone well had you any idea in particular well if he goes over
00:25:27this little plan we'll never be bothered by him again if he has any sense of decency the trouble is
00:25:32he says he hasn't oh hello go right ahead my lad don't let me stop you
00:25:47say
00:26:01Say, Liz, can you get into one of my evening gowns?
00:26:20Well, most of the way in.
00:26:21Oh, that's good.
00:26:22Because you're going with Ben and Steve and me tonight.
00:26:25Really, Pam?
00:26:26Mm-hmm.
00:26:26I'll dress right away.
00:26:28Since I finish going over the bills.
00:26:29All right.
00:26:29That's dandy.
00:26:30So I stay home alone.
00:26:32Oh, I'm not alone, Mo.
00:26:34Mike will make his usual visit.
00:26:35He hasn't missed yet.
00:26:36Everybody goes to nice places except me.
00:26:39I don't know why I ever agreed to this business anyway.
00:26:41Oh, I'm sorry, pumpkin.
00:26:44But Liz just has to go.
00:26:45I've got to get one of them alone just once.
00:26:48Well, you can't stall much longer.
00:26:50Our money's about gone, isn't it, Liz?
00:26:52Just a minute.
00:26:52And you haven't even had a proposal.
00:26:54Well, I never thought there could be such a thing as too many millionaires.
00:26:58Here it is.
00:27:00Even if we check out tomorrow, our bill will be $100 more than we have.
00:27:04Well, I've told the two gentlemen I'm leaving.
00:27:08Now, that certainly ought to make things pop.
00:27:09Well, I better.
00:27:11Could you have done better, Mo?
00:27:13Well, I'm doing all right.
00:27:14At least I've had a proposal.
00:27:16You have?
00:27:17Certainly.
00:27:17Maura, from whom?
00:27:19Mike, the rolling bartender.
00:27:21Certainly.
00:27:21Who else?
00:27:22Say, maybe he has $100, huh, in case anything goes wrong.
00:27:24Oh, no, Pam.
00:27:25I couldn't do that.
00:27:26Why not?
00:27:27Why, I think I was a gold digger, and that's what he hates most.
00:27:29But you're only barring it, Mo.
00:27:32There we are.
00:27:33Go on, answer that door.
00:27:36Hey, Liz, wait a minute.
00:27:37Come back here.
00:27:39All right.
00:27:41How are you, darling?
00:27:41Good evening, darling.
00:27:42How are you?
00:27:42I've got pins and needles.
00:27:44Pins and needles.
00:27:44What goes up the chimney?
00:27:45Smoke.
00:27:45What comes down the chimney?
00:27:47Sand coat.
00:27:47Make a wish.
00:27:48Good evening, gentlemen.
00:27:50You know my secretary, Miss Cartwright.
00:27:52Certainly.
00:27:53Hello, Liz.
00:27:53Hello, Elizabeth.
00:27:54We're old friends.
00:27:54We've spent many a happy lifetime waiting for you to get dressed.
00:27:57Oh, you have?
00:27:57Well, tonight you can wait for her to dress.
00:27:59Run along, darling, and hurry.
00:28:00It's her birthday, and I promised her she'd come along with us.
00:28:02You don't mind, do you?
00:28:03So I am.
00:28:04Will you gentlemen just make yourselves at home, and we won't be able to...
00:28:06A moment.
00:28:07I know.
00:28:07We came prepared.
00:28:09Oh, well, enjoy yourself.
00:28:12And I'll just take a card.
00:28:13Any particular card?
00:28:14No, any one you want.
00:28:16That's a nice one.
00:28:18Hey, what you do you think?
00:28:22Which one do you want me to take, Steve?
00:28:23Mm-hmm.
00:28:24Van's my man.
00:28:25You keep Steve with him, you have to sit on him.
00:28:27Oh, I'd love it.
00:28:28Mm-hmm.
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00:28:30Da-dee-da.
00:28:32Da-dee-da-da-da.
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00:28:56Mm-hmm.
00:28:57Mm-hmm.
00:28:58Mm-hmm.
00:28:59Mm-hmm.
00:29:00Mm-hmm.
00:29:01Mm-hmm.
00:29:02Mm-hmm.
00:29:03Mm-hmm.
00:29:04Mm-hmm.
00:29:05Mm-hmm.
00:29:06Mm-hmm.
00:29:07Mm-hmm.
00:29:08Mm-hmm.
00:29:09so they finally did it where could they have gone i don't know my eyes were closed but they'll
00:29:24probably be right back what if i know that van damme smith come on honey tell me what
00:29:32you know mike's the guy that can fix things not this i'm afraid you weren't worried about
00:29:39to miss charters oh no no i i feel sort of responsible for her after recommending those
00:29:45two fellas that are always with her well you see this is about my sister your sister i didn't know
00:29:51you had one i don't talk about her much around here right now she's a little short of money
00:29:56oh most everybody is these days she wants to get home to kansas and she hasn't got the hundred
00:30:05dollars she needs gee that's tough i don't want to ask miss charters for it and i don't know
00:30:12anybody around here except you and well i wouldn't want to ask you i don't know who else you could
00:30:20ask i don't want to burden you with my family and funny thing is i got a hundred dollars i've
00:30:28been saving to buy an engagement ring what if you feel so bad about your sister oh mike you're
00:30:33wonderful oh you're wonderful mike oh hey what's the matter i'm late i gotta get back to work come on
00:30:40i wonder what the fish think of on a night like this oh other fish i suppose i'm thinking how
00:30:55they'd rather eat them than look at them on a moonlight night shame on you no they're probably
00:31:02whirling around the light letting the moon splash on their scales looking very handsome
00:31:06oh that's a lovely cock millions of little slippery gentlemen all dressed up wearing tails huh
00:31:12they've got our place i beg your pardon we had no idea that this was your place oh no no no we
00:31:19were just resting that's it it isn't really our place but gee we come here every thursday night
00:31:24well i don't want you to think a thing about it because we're really only tourists here anyway
00:31:28oh yes excuse us good night good night
00:31:42ah this has been a lovely evening man all evenings are lovely with you
00:31:49this one i'll remember forever it's your last one here our last one together
00:31:54oh don't let's think about that it'll make all this sad instead of wonderful make all this one
00:32:00of those holiday romances you have a few swell weeks together get crazy about each other when you
00:32:06have to say goodbye and then an empty feeling as though all the joy had gone out of life forever
00:32:12write a few letters back and forth less and less often we'd probably meet each other again
00:32:17sometimes perhaps we'd pass each other on a dance floor we'd smile that'd be about all just be
00:32:25somebody you thought meant a lot once didn't mean anything anymore oh no van no it couldn't be that
00:32:32way with us no means so much more to me oh to me too much more than i thought any romance could ever
00:32:40mean well then this can't be the end only the beginning let's not go in for a while
00:32:49let's never go in
00:32:52let's keep right on walking like this up an aisle to an altar and then on again you and i've had all
00:33:00you'll marry me then you'll marry me then yes darling i'll marry you
00:33:14what's it over there
00:33:36you're making an awful mistake but don't let me stop you no no i won't come here
00:33:44i have all the social accomplishments i suppose i dance well ski well play polo fairly well
00:33:49when i sing in my bath i sing on key man in a million and most important of all for a happy
00:33:55married life i call beautifully and make up again beautifully which qualifies you as the perfect husband
00:34:02well ben ben there's something i want to tell you oh that's far away
00:34:12i uh i'm not a rich girl i came out here looking for a rich husband
00:34:18i even planned out a campaign and it was only the most glorious luck in the world that i fell in love
00:34:22with you but it wouldn't have mattered i i swear to you if you'd set up pins in a bowling alley i'd have
00:34:27loved you anyway but i thought you were a charter yes from a little poultry farm in the state of kansas
00:34:34oh it was a miserable little farm i always dreamed of running away to all the bright things i've known
00:34:39here clothes people music love i can't believe it it sounds incredible your private bungalow your
00:34:47beautiful clothes your maid your secretary i gambled all the money i had in the world a five thousand
00:34:52dollar legacy now even that's gone well then it won't make any difference will it well yes naturally
00:34:59it is you see i haven't got a dime to my name more than that i'm hopelessly in debt brutal as it may seem
00:35:06i i'm here to marry a rich girl myself oh but you have millions you're a van damme smith yes my grandfather
00:35:14had millions nice fat millions but he left all them in trust to support his zoos takes every penny
00:35:22i can get to make good the obligations he left me we've been faking our position for years oh
00:35:31well we certainly double-crossed each other beautifully didn't we yes yes we certainly did
00:35:36well it's uh it's awfully nice to have known you mr smith too miss charters
00:35:43darling we're not going to let this stop us there's no reason in the world why we can't be
00:35:46married anyway even if neither of us have any money wouldn't work pam why not lots of people get
00:35:52married without money you could get a job now look you came out here and sank everything you had to get
00:35:57a rich husband i'm not going to let you tie yourself up to somebody that's broken then surely you don't
00:36:01think i care anything about that what i started out to get what i got doesn't matter i'm in love
00:36:06with you but i tell you it won't work but why not all these dreams have come up again it's a bad
00:36:11foundation we haven't got a chance oh van all these little things now wait you came out here to get a
00:36:16rich husband and that's what you're going to get why should i be the one to stand in the way of all your
00:36:20plans steve's the one for you he's in love with you and he can give you everything in the world to make
00:36:24you happy man if you love me you couldn't talk to me this way you couldn't but don't you understand
00:36:29i'm trying to help you get the very thing that you really want yes i understand i understand perfect
00:36:40but pam believe me that's the only way it can be
00:36:59so
00:37:11hi hi how are you not so hot thanks give me a glass of milk huh milk
00:37:31you don't look so good yourself anything happen anything happen no nothing at all everything's just
00:37:42fine i'm leaving town in the morning not alone by any chance yep alone
00:37:52did you ever have a good kick in the pants oh yes often why
00:37:55i just had mine from anybody we know
00:38:02well i was saying it hits you sort of hard to find out she just has you around to keep her in a holiday
00:38:08mood just a handyman dance floor a surfboard i thought it was very serious between you two
00:38:13yeah you think it is you'll find out she just has you around to keep her from getting serious about
00:38:18somebody she's really in love with
00:38:20oh come on stick around let's make a night of it no thank you i i must go now
00:38:34mike mike yes you better push that baby buggy of yours over to the charlie's house the end then
00:38:42i think there's going to be cause for celebration over there i'm on my way
00:38:46it's all right pam we don't mind going back to kansas well the only trouble with me is liz
00:38:58i'm a washout i picked the wrong man and gave him every break and ignored how really sweet and
00:39:05decent steve was well you couldn't have known i'd have gone for van myself if it hadn't been for mike
00:39:11oh why did van ever have to show up if i'd never seen him i could have been perfectly happy and in love
00:39:18with steve
00:39:24if it's van what'll i say if it's van tell him very politely that i never want to see him
00:39:30i'll tell him but i won't be very polite about it
00:39:35you could still go to steve oh no it's not after the way i've ignored him i couldn't
00:39:41you could still go to steve
00:39:48miss charlie's will be right in mr harrington thank you
00:39:58bam steve
00:40:02you've been crying oh i've been awfully clumsy trying to tell you but
00:40:07really you meant so much to me pam and i've been a little overwhelmed when i tried to tell you how
00:40:12much but if you marry me i'll prove to you the things that i say so badly
00:40:21you mean you really want me steve
00:40:24oh steve
00:40:25and what about the ranch and all the barbecued beef and the horses they'll all love you and all the
00:40:34mexican pottery the bright red blue oh everything's gonna look bright to me oh i hope so
00:40:39oh
00:40:46darling
00:40:49elizabeth
00:40:51i'm here
00:40:52i'm gonna marry pam i'll never ask you to propose to anybody for me again
00:40:57and you're coming with us
00:40:58oh darling now i gotta make all the arrangements you need for the ranch tonight as soon as you get
00:41:03packed all right steve
00:41:08oh i doubt very much liz if i deserve anything as nice as that
00:41:13as a matter of fact i know i don't listen honey nothing can separate us no matter where you go i'll
00:41:19get to you somehow
00:41:25mo through that door has just come the luckiest girl in the world
00:41:30i told you it was just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one
00:41:33oh pam huh oh shh what's the matter with you i think it's marvelous pam getting a rich husband
00:41:39like steve you should be proud of your sister
00:41:44sisters i've been took by gold diggers i not only helped you do your gold digging but i put my money
00:41:51in it oh this is awful but no buts i may have been made a monkey up but i can fix that too i'm going
00:41:57right over to mr harrington and tell him that me and him has been given the works oh no you're not
00:42:02oh yeah don't you hit me with that oh get him get him don't let him get away
00:42:19i'll get away from me
00:42:20oh
00:42:32my god go on get some results will you hurry up yeah sure
00:42:35no no no no no not in there in the bathroom
00:42:37yeah sure
00:42:58hey now hurry up kids we gotta get out of here before you suppose everything get the trunks
00:43:01are out there in the closet hey let me out of here you can't do this to me hey it doesn't look
00:43:09right me and a lady's bathroom
00:43:15hey let me out of here help murder please come on please let me out of here
00:43:21hurry i'll follow you wherever you go i'll tell steve harrington about this you'll never get rid
00:43:35rid of me now i'm mad nobody will hear him sure
00:43:38i'll fix that
00:43:43hey come on let me out of here will you hey come on let me out now
00:43:48i won't stand here any longer
00:43:54we're almost there aren't we steve yes almost of course you're not really there when we get there
00:44:13huh you see there's a five mile drive from the gate to the ranch house oh just imagine having a
00:44:19five mile front yard we do everything big here in california yes oh i do hope your sister likes me
00:44:26oh don't worry about miriam she likes everybody oh what do you think she'll be up when we get there
00:44:32oh sure she'll be up trouble is nobody ever knows where she'll be you see my sister is one of those
00:44:38people you can't always rely on in fact sometimes she does things that a lot of people would call odd
00:44:45i don't want you to judge her too harshly to start with because whatever she does she always means
00:44:49well yes of course
00:45:01i don't suppose you know where she went mrs killian oh miss milliam never tells me where she's going
00:45:05she just goes anyhow it's too early for her it's only 3 30. no thank you oh hope you have some
00:45:11scalloped oysters why you're not eating anything well yes miss charters they're delicious
00:45:18there she is now but she comes home laughing like that i almost know where she's been
00:45:24home on the range where the dear and the stevie darling i'm so happy to bless your heart you look
00:45:33marvelous are these yours oh well in a way yes
00:45:37yes steve they're lovely what are you going to do with them well you see i got engaged while i was
00:45:44in santa barbara engaged two or three no of course oh steve i'm delighted i was so afraid you'd turn
00:45:50out to be an old maid oh darling i'm so happy well you're just the type of girl that i picked for
00:45:56myself you know that miss harrington i'm not miss charters is the fiancee i'm so sorry sir you're beautiful
00:46:06too so he did some good picking there for himself didn't he thank you kill him some food say i love
00:46:14night clubs the food they give you isn't really fit for chickens to eat is it and i said say draw
00:46:19up a chance sit down thank you very much what did you say thank you very much oh you know stevie
00:46:27always said he'd never get married but i knew he would the moment the right girl came along
00:46:31and honey you're as pretty as a picture miriam i'm not marrying her oh i'm miss charter's maid
00:46:37mr harrington insisted that i sit down here and eat well that doesn't keep you from being pretty does
00:46:41it what do you say i say nothing it's about time you did why don't you say something
00:46:49where did i find you in the bar at the del monte hotel you know the funniest thing i always meet the
00:46:56nicest men in bars how did you happen to come home with me you said you're afraid to drive after he had
00:47:04so many highballs and would i drive for you please oh yes was that you well stevie he's home again with
00:47:13three beautiful girls happy days oh do you like us i think it's one of the nicest families i've ever
00:47:22married in two well so that reminds me i must call the hotel and make reservations is tomorrow night
00:47:32all right with you all right for what darling for the party darling now that you're home we just can't
00:47:36sit around we must all go out and celebrate all right i'll call the hotel
00:47:52so
00:47:58so
00:48:04so
00:48:06so
00:48:12so
00:48:14so
00:48:16I don't know.
00:48:46I don't know.
00:49:16I don't know.
00:49:18I'll sit there.
00:49:23Hello, Frank.
00:49:24Swing in.
00:49:25You like this table, Miss Harrington?
00:49:30Oh, it couldn't be better.
00:49:32We're not going to be able to hear ourselves think.
00:49:34Well, who wants to hear themselves think in a nightclub?
00:49:36What would madama like tonight?
00:49:38A couple of men.
00:49:39Oh, I quite agree with you.
00:49:40There's nothing more gruesome than three ladies who went escort.
00:49:43And that's, of course, four ladies.
00:49:44Yes, that's right.
00:49:45Mary, where are you going?
00:49:46I'm going to the bar.
00:49:47Big game hunting.
00:49:48Oh.
00:49:49A cocktail pan?
00:49:50Elizabeth?
00:49:51Yes, yes.
00:49:52I think I want a diacry, huh?
00:49:53And one for Liz, too.
00:49:54All right.
00:49:55Three diacrys, please.
00:49:56Yes.
00:49:57And some beer for my sister.
00:49:58Yes, sir.
00:49:59Yes, sir.
00:50:28you're not dick roberts from seattle are you no i regret to say that i'm not no i didn't think
00:50:37you were you don't look like him however i am van damme smith in case you're interested oh i'm more
00:50:45than interested i'm delighted are you alone absolutely well i can't see why well don't you
00:50:52ever get bored with people oh i'll say i do but i've got some marvelous people that i'd like you
00:50:57to meet over here let's put that down i do think a church wedding is so beautiful oh so do i well
00:51:08then why don't we have one it doesn't make a better difference to me but van hello steve do you two
00:51:16know each other oh i'll say we do and me thinking i found a strange elizabeth pam look who's here
00:51:22how do you do van hello elizabeth hello pam hello van oh wait up bring up a chair in here van
00:51:29that's marvelous just one jolly little family
00:51:32the arthur greer's are down for the polo tournament he wants me to play on his team
00:51:37gosh it's swell to see you again isn't it pam oh yes yes well
00:51:41would you care to dance with me miss errington are you any good
00:51:46i have some excellent references well i only believe what i see so try it out on pam and if
00:51:52she comes back unscarred we'll talk it over
00:51:54like another one elizabeth no thank you say yeah what did you say his name was
00:52:11oh van van dam smith you know they give away zoos and animals oh would you think he'd autograph a giraffe
00:52:16for me or something
00:52:18it's wonderful to see you again pam oh thank you it's always nice to see old friends
00:52:27is that all we are just old friends can you think of anything nicer well i think of something more
00:52:33exciting exciting but i'm not looking for excitement life is full of so many things i never even dreamed
00:52:40i'm just now beginning to realize a few of them
00:52:44no you see val i'm not quite the same girl you knew in santa barbara
00:52:48that changed
00:52:50people don't change overnight
00:52:53they're just the same to me
00:52:55just as beautiful just as exciting
00:52:57just as desirable
00:53:00a while ago nothing would have thrilled me so much just to have you make love to me
00:53:03now the kindest thing i can say of it is that it's in very poor taste considering what's happening
00:53:08oh i don't know why i haven't said anything that you don't already know steve doesn't know
00:53:13well since it belongs to what might be called yesterday's news why go on printing it
00:53:19oh no van you and i said goodbye to each other let's let it go at best
00:53:23you know we really couldn't be further apart if you were east and
00:53:26i'm a west
00:53:28i really think you ought to ask miriam to dance
00:53:34well miss harrington it's up to you
00:53:45oh no no it's up to you
00:53:46come over here and sit down a moment
00:53:48i've got a brilliant idea
00:53:51you know steve told me all about you van and now that we've found you we can't possibly let you go
00:53:56you know you must come home with us tonight and stay over for the wedding
00:53:59he can be best man yes he can be best man
00:54:03well i'm here with friends i'm afraid that'd be impossible
00:54:07well didn't you tell me that you were born
00:54:08yes now look here do you want to be on hand for steve's wedding or not
00:54:12well naturally
00:54:13well then it's all settled
00:54:15only one thing we can drink on an occasion like this champagne
00:54:21waiter champagne
00:54:22oh beer for me
00:54:25oh beer
00:54:25india beauty miss carthwaite
00:54:30got a fine head
00:54:31but there's too much red in the earlobe
00:54:33you think so
00:54:34if you want to breed out a defect never use a bird like that for a breeder
00:54:37morning elizabeth
00:54:44morning steve
00:54:45miss pete here is all set to go i'll take him this morning
00:54:47let's see get rainbow ready for miss carthwaite
00:54:50and dead end for mr smith
00:54:51and lady chatham for miss miriam
00:54:52what are you doing my chicken yard no alibis not
00:54:56you don't need that mr harrington
00:54:57she's told me enough this morning to fill a book
00:54:59thank you miss
00:55:00you're welcome
00:55:01why do you know so much about chickens
00:55:03oh
00:55:04well i
00:55:06i was secretary once to a lady who uh
00:55:09who uh made a hobby of them
00:55:11like you do and
00:55:12i guess i must have learned about them from her
00:55:16well that's nothing to be ashamed of i think that's swell
00:55:18where's pam
00:55:21still asleep i guess
00:55:22what's going on here
00:55:23oh good morning
00:55:24good morning
00:55:25so when there's so many nice places around here
00:55:27why in the thunder does anybody have to pick out a chicken yard
00:55:30elizabeth likes chickens
00:55:31she only says she does
00:55:32nobody in their right mind could like chickens
00:55:34well they make awfully good eating miss harrington
00:55:36yes they're all right to eat
00:55:37but you don't have to go to bed with them like steve does
00:55:39the chicken's such a dumb fowl
00:55:41i like a bird with personality
00:55:43you know like a duck
00:55:44you've got something there
00:55:45you know geese are good too
00:55:47no no geese are better
00:55:49you know it burns me up when i see a fool woman with no sense
00:55:52and somebody said she's nothing but a goose
00:55:54if only one woman in ten had as much sense as a goose
00:55:57this wouldn't be a man's world we know
00:55:59how do you feel now
00:56:12i can never want to see another horse
00:56:15oh nonsense we can do this every morning
00:56:17from now on
00:56:18you ride like one of the valkyries
00:56:20the valkyries carry dead heroes to valhalla
00:56:23when i carry a man around he's got to have life in him
00:56:25i see
00:56:26i know the very thing for that sawn is if you do that after breakfast
00:56:30oh look food
00:56:32oh isn't that marvellous
00:56:34take a snoopful of that
00:56:37marvellous
00:56:39oh boy
00:56:40when i'm hungry you can keep a chanel number five
00:56:43just give me one good whiff of chicken livers
00:56:45miss harrington i'm afraid you're one of those carnal women
00:56:48sure i am
00:56:49i belong to the animal kingdom
00:56:51i'm no vegetarian
00:56:52give me some more
00:56:53morning everybody
00:56:56hello darling
00:56:57i'm a blushing bride no less
00:56:59charlie's i believe
00:57:00that's right
00:57:01this is just what you'd like this charlie's i'll get some more
00:57:03oh thank you elizabeth
00:57:04you should have come with us
00:57:05you certainly should have
00:57:06well i wish someone had awakened me
00:57:07i was going to but mayhem wouldn't let me
00:57:09well i believe in letting sleeping brides lie
00:57:11i'm no early riser either
00:57:12but i made a martyr of myself this morning for this luscious thing on my left here
00:57:17say do you like a little rum in your coffee
00:57:20no i always take gin in the morning
00:57:22a man after my own heart
00:57:24would you like a roll sir
00:57:32mike
00:57:33how are you mr harrington
00:57:35mike old man
00:57:36good morning mr smith
00:57:38my goodness you people seem to know everybody
00:57:40mike what are you doing here
00:57:41i want to talk to you about that
00:57:43well he came to the back door and asked me for a job
00:57:45and when he told me what he used to be i hired him on the spot
00:57:47i've always wanted my own personal bartender
00:57:50and if anybody objects i better speak right now or forever hold their peace
00:57:53object i'm tickled pink
00:57:55how are you miss carthwaite
00:57:59how are you mike
00:58:01and how do you do miss charters
00:58:05oh it's uh it's good to see you again mike
00:58:08well
00:58:10someday i'd like to find a man who didn't know anybody
00:58:15right in here boys
00:58:17what on earth that
00:58:19yes killie what is this
00:58:22you ordered them miss harrington for the barbecue
00:58:25the barbecue
00:58:26oh yes of course the barbecue
00:58:29tell whatever's behind those things to put them under the table we'll be in in a moment or two
00:58:33right in here boys
00:58:34somebody giving a barbecue
00:58:35yes didn't i tell you
00:58:37well i'm giving a barbecue party for you and pan to celebrate your forthcoming marriage
00:58:42and everybody in monterey county is going to be here
00:58:44well that's awfully sweet of you miriam thank you
00:58:47i want you to meet them darling
00:58:48oh of course
00:58:49let's all go and try the things on shall we
00:58:51oh here we are
00:58:54oh
00:58:54thank you
00:58:57oh
00:58:58steve i'll be right there
00:59:05oh
00:59:06hey
00:59:14ham
00:59:14for goodness sake you look as if you see
00:59:15i have he's here
00:59:16who
00:59:17mike
00:59:17oh my goodness
00:59:18what's he here for
00:59:19oh a blackmail of course what do you think he's here for
00:59:21oh i knew this was too good to last
00:59:23oh come on we might as well start packing
00:59:25oh
00:59:26hello maura
00:59:28oh hello mike
00:59:29how are you
00:59:30i guess i don't have to tell you why i'm here
00:59:32oh no no mike i quite understand
00:59:34miss charters
00:59:35you locked me in your bathroom
00:59:38yeah
00:59:38yeah yeah well i'm sorry about that mike
00:59:40uh everything we did that night we had to do
00:59:43and you got your hundred dollars back to every penny of it
00:59:45and mike you won't tell mr harrington about us
00:59:49will you
00:59:49that depends miss charters
00:59:51oh
00:59:51please mike please don't
00:59:53well i don't want to have to tell him
00:59:54but i got principles
00:59:56but
00:59:57i want to see how things go here
00:59:59well we'll do anything you say mike
01:00:00oh yes anything at all anything
01:00:01you act decent like the kind of lady
01:00:04steve harrington is entitled to for a wife
01:00:06and i won't say a word
01:00:07oh i promise i will
01:00:09but you're just sort of on probation see
01:00:11i'll be watching
01:00:12and if i see any monkey business
01:00:14i'll go to steve and i'll tell him the works
01:00:16all right
01:00:17all right
01:00:17may have to kill myself afterwards
01:00:22on account of love and more so much
01:00:25but you just try to put over anything funny
01:00:28and i'll blow this whole thing to little adams
01:00:30i'll see you in the middle of this
01:00:33bye
01:00:36bye
01:00:37bye
01:00:37bye
01:00:40bye
01:00:43bye
01:00:43bye
01:00:46bye
01:00:47bye
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01:00:59Pase a maratome, to the pro what we're going past,
01:01:03Que the sun is inches off, la solera ya limpo.
01:01:07In my family there is a man I'm lying, and then I'm down to the rama.
01:01:11The party's between us, but I can't, going to be a witch,
01:01:14Maybe a witch, maybe a witch.
01:01:17Refug the chorus, my lover, when she's gone,
01:01:21Where she's gone, where she's gone, where she's gone.
01:01:23I'm not thinking, I'm not buying a witch.
01:01:26Do you listen now?
01:01:31No, I feel quite comfortable.
01:01:36Now, how about the High Sierras, the Pacific Ocean, and the Mojave Desert?
01:01:40I've offered you practically everything else.
01:01:43I'm afraid that still won't be enough.
01:01:44You'll never get a better offer.
01:01:45What do you say?
01:01:46Well, I'll tell you, Miss Harrington, it's this way.
01:01:48No, no, no, no, don't shimmy, Shelley.
01:01:50You either say yes or no.
01:01:52Well, then I'm afraid the answer will have to be no.
01:01:54Oh, look who's coming into our party.
01:01:56Yes, just look.
01:01:59Oh, hello.
01:02:00Hi.
01:02:01Anybody here seen Elizabeth?
01:02:02Well, she seems to be spending the evening with Fuller Granville, and he's very interested.
01:02:06He shouldn't be so interested.
01:02:07He only just came back from his honeymoon.
01:02:08Well, if you knew his wife as well as I do, you couldn't blame him.
01:02:12There.
01:02:12No, thank you.
01:02:13I'll have some, Mike.
01:02:14Throw a little in here.
01:02:15Not for me, thank you, all right?
01:02:17A little more, Mike.
01:02:18Look at that.
01:02:18Don't be frightened.
01:02:20Is it good, darling?
01:02:22Very formidable looking.
01:02:23By the way, where are you two going on your honeymoon?
01:02:27Well, we haven't decided yet.
01:02:28We haven't even discussed it.
01:02:29Oh, really?
01:02:30Well, why not?
01:02:31Well, plenty of time for that, then.
01:02:32Plenty of time?
01:02:33You're going to be married tomorrow, aren't you?
01:02:35Well, I don't think there's anything to make an issue up.
01:02:37It's just where you're wrong.
01:02:38There's nothing so important to newlyweds, and they know just where they're going, just
01:02:41what they're going to do.
01:02:42Well, too many of them leave everything to chance.
01:02:44Well, how about Honolulu?
01:02:46Oh, I'd love Honolulu.
01:02:47So would I.
01:02:48I'm against it.
01:02:51Oh, you are?
01:02:53Well, why?
01:02:54Well, supposing your bride isn't a good sailor.
01:02:56What have you?
01:02:57Oh, a situation.
01:02:59No less.
01:03:00Well, a friend that took his bride to Honolulu, and he spent the entire voyage in the men's
01:03:04smoking room.
01:03:05Must have been all right when they got there, wasn't it?
01:03:07Well, she got, well, quick enough to take the next boat back, but they were divorced
01:03:11before the year was over.
01:03:13Nope, Honolulu won't do.
01:03:15I've got it.
01:03:16I've got it.
01:03:17Niagara Falls.
01:03:19All right.
01:03:20I see nothing wrong with Niagara Falls.
01:03:22Oh, I've always wanted to go there.
01:03:23Well, darling, if you go there on your honeymoon, you'll go alone.
01:03:26Well, don't be difficult.
01:03:27I'm not being difficult.
01:03:28I just have my heart set on Italy, that's all.
01:03:30Do you mind?
01:03:31Italy?
01:03:32Oh, you should say not.
01:03:33Italy's fine.
01:03:34I'll probably be there myself.
01:03:36I'll see you.
01:03:41Oh, well, that ought to be charming.
01:03:44You really expect to be in Italy?
01:03:45Yes, I have an offer to go there.
01:03:47Oh, a business offer?
01:03:50Yes, my friend Arthur Greer has offered me a job there selling refrigerators.
01:03:54Refrigerators?
01:03:55Oh, well, at last you found a job worthy of your training.
01:03:58Oh, yes.
01:03:59This job has quite a social significance.
01:04:01Arthur feels that the cause of peace in Europe could best be served by a good, cheap refrigerator.
01:04:06Ah, but then he's a rank idealist.
01:04:09Uh, by the way, you've been promising me a dance all evening.
01:04:13How about this?
01:04:14Oh, yes, of course.
01:04:14I'd love to.
01:04:15Steve, do you mind?
01:04:16No, no, not at all.
01:04:18Miriam, will you dance with me?
01:04:20My old brother?
01:04:22Well, of course not.
01:04:23I'd rather be a water flower.
01:04:38So you're going to sell refrigerators, are you?
01:04:40I think I've got a better offer.
01:04:41Mm-hmm, well, I think you probably will.
01:04:44Miriam liked you.
01:04:45Oh, so you've noticed that too, huh?
01:04:47Oh, yes, pretty obvious, isn't it?
01:04:49Yes, I think you two ought to get along very well together.
01:04:53That's right.
01:04:54Of course, it'll never be the great romance that ours might have been.
01:05:01Then it'll be a nice, healthy, normal, uh...
01:05:05Arrangement?
01:05:06That's the word.
01:05:07What fun we'll have, all four of us living here together.
01:05:10That'll be jolly.
01:05:11Yeah, it's Miriam's house, too, and I'm crazy about it.
01:05:16Of course, we wouldn't be here much of the time.
01:05:18Miriam loves to travel, as I do.
01:05:20Actually, we don't need to be here now and then to pick up our laundry.
01:05:23But even if we were here, we wouldn't get in each other's way
01:05:27if we'd be a place like this and all of us being so fond of each other.
01:05:31Uh, Miriam wants to a loaf right away, bless her heart, but I say no.
01:05:36You know, it's, uh, it's too bad that you didn't plan a double wedding then.
01:05:39Just think of the fun we'd have being married on the same day.
01:05:47Maybe we'd better dance.
01:05:49Oh, on second thought, Van, maybe better not, huh?
01:05:52I mean, after all, I am getting married tomorrow, and I should get some rest.
01:05:56Just this one last dance, Van.
01:05:58Oh, please, the dance, no.
01:06:01Uh, yes, yes, I'd be delighted.
01:06:03Excuse me.
01:06:09Now, why is it that I can dance so much better with you than I can with Pam?
01:06:26I don't know.
01:06:27Pam's a better dancer than I am.
01:06:29Maybe that's it.
01:06:30Just too bad dancing.
01:06:31I can't do it now.
01:06:49I can't.
01:06:53Un viejo amor, de nuestra alma sà se aleja, pero nunca dice adiós.
01:07:10Un viejo amor, de nuestra alma sà se aleja.
01:07:23Un viejo amor, de nuestra alma sà se aleja.
01:07:53Load it up.
01:07:55I may need strength.
01:07:56You're going to get it.
01:08:07Good night.
01:08:07Good night.
01:08:10He's still able to resist me.
01:08:12Well, I guess I didn't make that one right.
01:08:14Good night.
01:08:20Come in.
01:08:21Well, then.
01:08:28Just what are you doing in my room?
01:08:29I came here to tell you you can't marry Steve.
01:08:31Oh, you did.
01:08:32Well, if you don't leave this instant, I'll call Steve.
01:08:34I wish you would.
01:08:35And the three of us could have this out together.
01:08:37We should have done it long ago, but it's not too late now.
01:08:39Everything would have been all right if you hadn't turned up.
01:08:41Why did you have to come here anyway?
01:08:43I came here because I wanted to.
01:08:44I was curious to see how much punishment I could take.
01:08:46Any other man would have had the decency to stay away.
01:08:48Yes.
01:08:50When a man's in love, he doesn't wear himself out worrying about decency.
01:08:53Yes, you're in love.
01:08:54You love me.
01:08:55You love me so much that you tossed me right in the arms of another man, so I'd be happy.
01:08:58And then when I was happy with him, you came back to spoil everything.
01:09:08What's the use of pretending, Pam?
01:09:10You know we love each other.
01:09:17I'm dying.
01:09:18I'm dying.
01:09:26What are we going to do, darling?
01:09:28I don't know.
01:09:30What can we do then?
01:09:31We've got to tell Steve.
01:09:34Yes, I'll tell him.
01:09:36There's nothing else we can do.
01:09:45Stevie?
01:09:46How about a drink?
01:09:48No, I don't think I will.
01:09:50I've been doing pretty well.
01:09:52Well, perhaps it might help.
01:09:54Got one all ready for you.
01:09:55I hope it's a good one because I'm going to need strength.
01:09:58Either someone else just said that or I'm hearing double.
01:10:03Good night.
01:10:07What are all these feats of strength that are going on upstairs?
01:10:11Maybe we're missing something.
01:10:12What is this one-gulp business anyway?
01:10:15Well, if I can do it, so can I.
01:10:17Oh, I guess they're better men than I am.
01:10:34I wonder if you could stop for a moment while I speak to my fiancée.
01:10:40I'm sorry, Steve.
01:10:41We were just coming to see you.
01:10:42You've got a long way.
01:10:44I have something to tell you.
01:10:45I have something to say to both of you.
01:10:46Now, wait a minute, Steve.
01:10:47I have something I want to say to you first.
01:10:49It's awful, and I don't know quite how I say it, but...
01:10:54Steve, come here.
01:10:56Look, I have a confession to make to you.
01:11:02I've never been quite honest with you.
01:11:04I, uh, I'm not Pamela Charters, the heiress.
01:11:11I spent my whole life on a chicken farm.
01:11:14My one ambition was to get away from it and marry a rich husband.
01:11:18I had some crazy notion it was just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one.
01:11:23And so we left home with our legacy, three sisters in search of a husband.
01:11:27Everything was going fine until I fell in love with the wrong man.
01:11:31Oh, I know it isn't a pretty story, Steve, and I'm terribly ashamed, but...
01:11:37There isn't anything that's real about me, except one thing.
01:11:40My love for Van.
01:11:42But your sisters.
01:11:43Oh, Moe said it wouldn't work.
01:11:44Moe?
01:11:44Yes, and Elizabeth said it wasn't the right way to get a husband.
01:11:47Elizabeth.
01:11:49Elizabeth.
01:11:51That's what's been on my mind all day.
01:11:53But this is marvelous.
01:11:55That's why I was pacing up and down all day.
01:11:57Oh, darling, you let me off, won't you?
01:11:59Now I know.
01:12:01Elizabeth!
01:12:01Darling!
01:12:02Elizabeth!
01:12:04Darling, what's the matter with him?
01:12:06He's in love.
01:12:14Why, Elizabeth, what's the matter?
01:12:16Oh, Elizabeth, this is no way to behave, and I'm trying to ask you a very simple question.
01:12:22Will you marry me?
01:12:23Yes, but there's a man in my room.
01:12:26A man, huh?
01:12:28Strange, every girl I ask to marry me has a man in her room.
01:12:30I just turned out the light when I heard a funny noise.
01:12:37I turned around and I saw a man, an enormous man climbing through the window.
01:12:42In one hand, he had something that looked like a long knife.
01:12:45I was right over there.
01:12:47Got your gun?
01:12:59Yes, I got two.
01:13:01Have you got yours?
01:13:01Yeah, I got mine right here.
01:13:04Drop your weapons.
01:13:05We got you covered.
01:13:10Mike!
01:13:10Mike!
01:13:11It's just me.
01:13:12You, of all people, creeping into women's bedrooms.
01:13:16I didn't mean to come in here.
01:13:19Honest, I didn't.
01:13:20Well, Mike, just what were you doing climbing around on the balconies?
01:13:22I was just trying to get into Mora's room.
01:13:25Mora's room?
01:13:26Well, I suppose that would have been perfectly proper.
01:13:28Well, it certainly would be.
01:13:29A man has the right to visit his own wife, hasn't he?
01:13:31Wife?
01:13:33Wife.
01:13:33We were married yesterday by the Justice of Peace in Salinas.
01:13:37Well, then why act like a second story worker, Mike?
01:13:39Yes, why?
01:13:40I think a balcony's a lot more romantic than a door.
01:13:43And we're leaving for Mike's ranch, right after Pam's wedding.
01:13:46Mike's ranch?
01:13:47In a little place in Montana.
01:13:49About 15,000 acres and 100,000 head of cattle.
01:13:51No, 100,000 acres and 15,000 head of cattle.
01:13:55I went out to see life.
01:13:57Well, now I've seen it, I guess I'll settle down with the cows and Mora.
01:14:01I hope none of you mind.
01:14:03Mine is great.
01:14:05Anybody who loves you, anybody else will not be mad.
01:14:08And Mike, you better be gone.
01:14:09And if you don't, you don't.
01:14:11Yeah, it's better.
01:14:13Well, it looks like a double wedding.
01:14:15Are you sure you're divided into the right couples?
01:14:18Oh, everybody's very happily mated.
01:14:20Oh, everybody but me?
01:14:22Well, losing Ben is one of the blessings of 1938.
01:14:26And if you think that's nothing but sour grapes, you're absolutely right.
01:14:31Well, darling, it was your idea.
01:14:36And you're the only sister that didn't get a rich husband.
01:14:38What do you say now?
01:14:39Well, exactly what I've always said.
01:14:41It's just as easy to fall in love with a poor man as a rich one.
01:14:43Well, it's just as easy to fall in love with a poor man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man as a rich man.
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