00:00Here we are, Mr. Adams.
00:02We figured you'd like to spend your first night stateside
00:06at something a little nicer than a Motel 6.
00:08Yeah, this is... wow.
00:10I can't thank you enough, sir, not just for this,
00:12but for everything you guys did to get me out of North Korea.
00:15Just doing our job.
00:16And the next time you want to make a documentary, try Paris.
00:19I hear they're a little more welcoming to Americans with cameras, but not much.
00:25Now get some rest and enjoy the hotel.
00:26The U.S. government is picking up the tab.
00:29Welcome home.
00:30Thank you so much, sir.
00:32Hello. Welcome to Chatsworth House, a Marriott experience.
00:37May I have the last name of the reservation, please?
00:40Yeah, Adams.
00:47Can you spell that for me?
00:50Uh, sure. A.
00:52Found it.
00:53I see your room and incidentals have been taken care of.
00:57And since this is your first time staying with us, I would love to tell you about some of our amenities, such as the Stargazer Lounge.
01:05Uh, you know what, man? I'm good. I just want to get into my room and relax. It's been a long day.
01:10Wonderful.
01:11Wonderful. And where are you traveling in from?
01:15Uh, North Korea?
01:17Fantastic.
01:19Just give me a moment while I pull up your room.
01:22Hey, man. Uh, sorry to interrupt.
01:24Could you get us some towels to send to the room?
01:26The room's, uh, 904.
01:27Uh, can you also send up a boyfriend who doesn't flirt with other girls to room 904?
01:34Uh, ha, ha, ha. Perfect. Another night to scream. All the time.
01:40Okay, so we have you in room 905.
01:43And while I print your key, I would love to tell you about some of our amenities, such as the Stargazer Lounge.
01:52Uh, again, man, I'm not really interested.
01:55Of course. More time to enjoy our spa, Indulge, which was featured in Latitudes.
02:00That's Southwest Airlines' in-flight magazine.
02:04No, no thanks.
02:05Are you sure?
02:07Your reservation comes with a complimentary spa service.
02:11I could pick you a, uh, hot stone massage for tomorrow.
02:14Well, that actually does sound nice.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Fantastic.
02:19And I see we have an appointment. You're in luck.
02:21And done.
02:23Hot stone massage tomorrow with Carly at 5.15 a.m.
02:27Oh, that's, that's too early. Cancel that, please.
02:30My apologies, but cancellations must be made 24 hours in advance.
02:35Is there anything else I can help you with, sir?
02:37Uh, yeah, man, I want to check into my room.
02:40Of course.
02:41And while I finish your reservation, can I offer you a complimentary glass of champagne?
02:46Yes, please.
02:47Excellent. That will be available in the Stargazer Lounge.
02:51You keep pushing the Stargazer Lounge? I'm not going there, man.
02:54Of course.
02:56However, you didn't hear this from me.
02:58The Stargazer's headline act this evening is the Danny Band.
03:02They were featured in Latitudes magazine.
03:04Look, I don't, I don't know who the Danny Band is.
03:07I don't read Latitudes magazine.
03:10I just want you to show me to my room, man.
03:13Of course.
03:14Here's a map of the property.
03:16So we are here on that X that I have just drawn for you.
03:20This is Indulge, our spa, which was featured in Latitudes magazine.
03:25I don't care.
03:26I don't care.
03:27Okay, the escalator here will bring you to the mezzanine where you will find the Stargazer Lounge.
03:34No, my room?
03:35My room.
03:36Of course.
03:37The lobby elevator, which is right here, will take you to your room as well as the bar entrance to the Stargazer Lounge.
03:44Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
03:47Perfectly all right, sir, happens all the time.
03:52Might I suggest you visit the Stargazer Lounge, right?
03:56And listen to the Danny Band.
03:58Can't wait.
