00:00But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
00:05Hold it. Zeus is your father, right?
00:10Zeus, the big guy, he's your daddy, Mr. Lightning Bolt. Read me a book, would you, Dada?
00:17Zeus, once upon a time.
00:20It's the truth.
00:22Please.
00:23For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his arm.
00:31How sentimental.
00:35You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
00:40Huh?
00:42So is this an audience or a mosaic?
00:44Hey, how you doing? Looking good. Nice dress.
00:47So Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
00:51Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy, and there's always, hey, full of dead people. What are you going to do?
00:58Oh, there's the little sunspot. Little snoochie.
01:01And here is a sucker for the little sucker.
01:04Here you go.
01:09Powerful little tyke.
01:12Come on, Hades, don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration.
01:16Hey, love to, babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
01:28So, can't. Love to, but can't.
01:31You want to slow down? You'll work yourself to death.
01:35Ha! Work yourself to death!
01:37Ha!
01:37Ha!
01:37Ha!
01:38Ha!
01:38Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, I killed myself!
01:42Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! If only.
01:44Yeah.
01:44Looks like your game's over. Wonderboy's hitting every curve you throw at him.
01:50Oh, yeah.
01:51Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:53I wonder if maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
02:02Don't even go there.
02:04See, he's got to have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness.
02:08I mean, for what, Pandora? It was the box thing.
02:11For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?
02:14We simply need to find out Wonderboys.
02:17I've done my part. Get your little imps to...
02:19They couldn't handle him as a baby.
02:20I need somebody who can handle him as a man.
02:24Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
02:26Well, you know, that's good, because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it?
02:30You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life.
02:33And how does this creep thank you?
02:36By running off of some babe.
02:39He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg, huh?
02:41Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
02:43Which is exactly why I got a feeling you're gonna leap at my new offer.
02:47Go straight, huh?
02:48Go, go, go.
02:52Go, go, go.
02:53Go, go...
