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On National Drive Thru Day, we discuss the best drive thru experiences in fast food.
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00:00Today is National Drive-Thru Day.
00:02It happens to be National Tequila Day as well,
00:04which I learned yesterday is a major part of a margarita.
00:07I had no idea.
00:09But today is National Drive-Thru Day.
00:12What is the best, most efficient drive-thru?
00:16Oh, easy. Chick-fil-A.
00:17Have you ever been to Raising Cane's drive-thru?
00:20No, I haven't.
00:22It's phenomenally well run.
00:24But I think Chick-fil-A is the correct answer.
00:27Man, them people are so nice.
00:29They have to be on some kind of pills.
00:32They're too nice.
00:33Right?
00:34Like, how do you find that many?
00:35Like, how does Wendy's find so many surly people
00:39and Chick-fil-A finds nice people?
00:43I don't know, but...
00:45Hello, sir. How are you doing?
00:46Oh, beautiful.
00:47Hey, the kids, what's the kids' name?
00:49They're just, they're like, you're my friend now.
00:51And I just wanted to check it out.
00:52Do you feel like a Wendy's drive-thru where they, you know,
00:55you, you, you, first of all...
00:56What do I want?
00:59What do I...
01:00Did you say, what do I want?
01:02What?
01:04And so now I just start blurting out the order.
01:06Because I don't really know if they've said,
01:08please hold on a moment.
01:11Like, I don't know.
01:12So now I'm in this nerve...
01:14I don't want to say again,
01:15did you just ask for my order?
01:18Because they're already sounding annoyed.
01:21And so I'm like,
01:22I'm going to get a double cheeseburger,
01:26large fries,
01:27and a chocolate frosty.
01:30All right.
01:31Hmm.
01:33Pull up?
01:34Pull up?
01:35Oh, okay.
01:37So now you're, you know what I mean?
01:39Like, you're in that,
01:39you're in that never-never land.
01:41Mm-hmm.
01:42Did they get my order?
01:44Am I supposed to pull up?
01:45So now you pull up...
01:47This happens at every Wednesdays, I think.
01:49You pull up the first window
01:51they now use to store napkins.
01:54Store bread!
01:56Right?
01:57They have the window,
02:00and I kind of feel like they're...
02:02Oh, first window.
02:04First window.
02:05And so I get to the first window,
02:07and it's napkins and buns.
02:10Yep.
02:12But so now I'm in that uncomfortable spot.
02:13Do I just sit here?
02:15And, like,
02:16is someone going to appear
02:17through these buns?
02:19And I don't know.
02:21It just...
02:22I can't do it anymore.
02:23I got to go to the well-run drive-thrus.
02:25Raising Cane's,
02:27Portillo's is incredible.
02:29They don't have them down here.
02:31Chick-fil-A.
02:32I think Culver's
02:34has a very well-run drive-thru.
02:36But by well-run,
02:38do you mean well-organized,
02:40or do you mean
02:41the quickest
02:42order-to-food
02:44organized?
02:45They've got the
02:46order-takers
02:47outside of where
02:48the window is,
02:49and they've got,
02:50you know...
02:51Because Chick-fil-A
02:51isn't necessarily fast.
02:53Like, I'm not saying
02:54they're slow.
02:54Oh, I think it's pretty fast.
02:55But they're not
02:56the quickest
02:57drive-thru experience.
02:58Like, I think Taco Bell
02:59is way quicker.
03:01I think some of those
03:02fast food places
03:03are way quicker.
03:04Dunkin' Donuts,
03:05if we're going to
03:06open it up to
03:07coffee places
03:08are way quicker.
03:10They have the person
03:11outside taking it
03:12on the iPad.
03:12They do?
03:13Dunkin' in the morning?
03:15Yeah.
03:15Some do.
03:16Some do, yeah.
03:17Pollo Tropical has
03:18a 16-year-old
03:20out there
03:20who hates his life
03:21as well,
03:22every single time.
03:23I never saw someone
03:24outside of Pollo Tropical.
03:25Like, it was,
03:26to me,
03:27that was a nightmare
03:28drive-thru scenario
03:29because
03:30it's not like
03:31ordering a number one.
03:33I want to get
03:33Tropa Chops,
03:34white rice,
03:36black beans,
03:37chicken,
03:39no cilantro.
03:41What, you know.
03:44All right.
03:44What would we be?
03:46I'm sorry.
03:47Did you just say
03:48beep beep?
03:49I don't know.
03:52The roadrunner.
03:53Yeah.
03:53I don't know
03:54exactly what transpired.
04:01I brought it up
04:01and y'all say
04:02y'all have never been.
04:03You bring up
04:03coffee places,
04:04Cali Coffee.
04:06They take your phone
04:07number down.
04:10You give them
04:10your phone number
04:11and they say,
04:12oh, you want to
04:12repeat your last order.
04:14Like Uber Eats.
04:15Oh, that's brilliant.
04:17So my wife orders
04:18the same thing
04:19every time we go.
04:19So I just go up,
04:20give them her phone number.
04:23Okay, Miss Asia wants to,
04:24and they read it back off to me.
04:25I'm like, yeah,
04:26whatever she got last time.
04:27That's right.
04:27The Oreos and Cream
04:28milkshake
04:29that she's ordering
04:30at this place.
04:32With Miss Asia
04:34want her breakfast
04:35milkshake again.
04:37Yes, it does.
04:39I told you
04:39the lady knew
04:40Chaz's name,
04:42like memorized it,
04:43and I was like,
04:43how the hell do you know
04:44my son's name?
04:45I've never been here.
04:46But then all of a sudden
04:46they start calling you
04:47at night.
04:48Hey, it's Cali Coffee
04:49just calling to wish you
04:50a nice night,
04:51and hopefully we'll see you
04:52tomorrow.
04:53Huh.
04:54I don't know if I want you
04:56calling me at home.
04:57Over one of them sandwiches.
04:59Hey, it's Bob at Cali Coffee.
05:01Just want to see how you
05:02enjoyed that Oreo shake
05:03this morning.
05:04Huh?
05:05All right.
05:06Fine.
05:07You don't need to call me.
05:08All right.
05:08Call you tomorrow.
05:10A dude asked me for my number
05:12at IMG,
05:13like a random parent.
05:17But he said afterwards,
05:19he was like,
05:20oh, yeah,
05:21your daughter's in basketball camp.
05:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:23Oh, my daughter's in tennis camp.
05:24We come here every summer.
05:25You know,
05:25you give me your number.
05:26You know,
05:27I won't blow you up
05:28or anything.
05:29So why do you need my number?
05:32What do you?
05:33What do you?
05:34In case of emergency,
05:35I don't want you calling me
05:36if you got dinged for a DUI.
05:38Like,
05:38your daughter gets hurt.
05:41I'm not helping her.
05:42I'm concerned with this little girl.
05:45Can I throw,
05:46like,
05:47a screwball at you guys
05:49regarding drive-thrus?
05:51Sure.
05:53Do you guys have farm stores
05:54up in whatever,
05:55Davey?
05:55I doubt.
05:56There's one in Boca,
05:57believe it or not.
05:58Like,
05:58the ones with the cow
05:59fully functioning
06:01drive up to the window
06:03farm store.
06:04They have
06:04one on two sides,
06:05like a drive-thru
06:06on two sides.
06:07Yeah.
06:07Bro,
06:08some of my favorite memories
06:10in college
06:11are just,
06:12you know,
06:13having,
06:14having some,
06:15some,
06:16some fun nights,
06:18just getting super baked,
06:20man,
06:20let's be honest.
06:21And then going to the farm store
06:22and then just talking to,
06:25uh,
06:25Abelardo,
06:26who sees me drive up.
06:28He's like,
06:28oh no,
06:29this gringo shows up
06:30and you get whatever you want,
06:32like a dozen eggs.
06:33Like,
06:33right.
06:34The craziest drive-thru.
06:35It's like,
06:36um,
06:37let me some rolled gold pretzels,
06:40saran wrap,
06:41and a can of Hormel beans.
06:45And they're like,
06:45okay.
06:46Like,
06:47wow,
06:47this is heaven.
06:51But it's got to have the cow on it.
06:54La vaquita stores,
06:55you know,
06:55like it has to,
06:56because if not,
06:57then I don't know what the hell
06:58they're going to have inside,
06:58but you know,
06:59you can get like full,
07:00like literally anything.
07:02It's great.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:03Amazing that.
07:04Well,
07:05I'm going to say amazing
07:05that there aren't more of those around,
07:07but who can even hire nowadays?
07:09Who's going to
07:10skedaddle off
07:13and get my,
07:13uh,
07:14my Reynolds wrap.
07:17Hormel beans.
07:19That place is great.
07:21Jimmy,
07:21drive to a farm store
07:23and I have one by my house.
07:26What would you stop at the farm store
07:28and get Jimmy?
07:29Pack of smokes.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Pack of smokes.
07:33Get a screwdriver
07:34and a pack of smokes.
07:36Sir,
07:37we're a farm store.
07:38We're not,
07:38we're not,
07:39we're not Sid's piano bar.
07:42Of what?
07:44A two what?
07:45All right.
07:46Four o'clock hours coming up.

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