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Brilliant beginners and super starters: we reckon these are football's best debuts ever.
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00:00As I was aggressively informed by my girlfriend's father when I turned up to meet him in a t-shirt
00:04that ironically read World's Greatest Love Machine, first impressions count. In fact,
00:10you can likely mask over an entire lifetime of mediocrity if you just get off on the right foot.
00:15The beauty of football, of course, is that the right foot can literally be your right foot,
00:19and using it to make some vital contributions to your team's fortunes before those in the stands
00:22even fully know your name can see you idolised for years to come. I'm Adam Cleary, this is 442,
00:28and these are the 10 greatest debuts in football history.
00:32Number 10, Ronaldo, Real Madrid 2002. 61 seconds, that's all it took for Ronaldo to get off the
00:39mark in the white of Real Madrid. If you started listening to Frank Sinatra's My Way when he comes
00:43on to replace Javier Portillo in the 64th minute, the big man's not even had regrets and a few of
00:48them by the time Ronaldo's lashed the ball past the Alaves goalkeeper. Not content there though,
00:53he later gleefully receives a pass from Steve McManaman of all people for a second,
00:56Maka hilariously asking for the ball back after playing him in, before then missing a fairly
01:01easy chance to notch a hat-trick. A miss, by the way, he has always asserted was deliberate so as
01:05to not set the bar too high for the rest of the season. Very clever.
01:09Number 9, Sergio Aguero, Manchester City 2011.
01:13Two goals and an assist for Sergio Aguero, I don't find that tall impressive.
01:18Yeah, alright, fair enough, there were months-long spells during Aguero's time at City where it did
01:22sort of feel like he was doing that every single game. But what if I was to tell you that this
01:26particular haul came despite him not even muddying his boots until the 59th minute?
01:31Eh, yeah, see, pretty good. In a dazzling half-hour cameo, he arrived on the end of a
01:35Mika Richards cross for a tap-in, played a blind head-hyped back pass for David Silva to score and
01:40then just leathered one in from fully 30 yards. Number 8, Alan Shearer, Southampton, 1988.
01:47A handy reminder to anyone who needs it that football wasn't invented in 1992 here as the
01:51Premier League's record goalscorer was already banging them in four years before it even launched.
01:57Making his way through Southampton's academy, the Saints saw enough talent in a rosy-cheeked
02:0117-year-old Alan Shearer to give him a full debut against high-flying Arsenal, themselves
02:06some eight games unbeaten. What followed were three goals that absolutely scream late 80s
02:12British football and come from a combined distance of about five very muddy yards.
02:16This did also make him the youngest ever scorer of a hat-trick in the English top flight and
02:20that is a record that, much like his statue outside St. James' Park, will likely be standing
02:25for a very long time.
02:26Number 7, Zinedine Zidane, France, 1994.
02:29Now, if you ever want to discuss the greatest possible contrast between someone's first
02:34and last appearance for a club, Zinedine Zidane's France career is probably where that
02:38conversation both starts and ends. 18 years before he'd head down the tunnel at the World Cup
02:43final with sorrow in his heart and Marco Matarazzi's necklace imprinted on his forehead, Zizou arrived
02:48off the bench with his country 2-0 down to the Czechs. Immediately looking like someone's
02:53much older brother deciding to bully a game in the playground, he weaved his way through
02:56three players before burying an unstoppable 30-yarder with five minutes to go. Not two minutes
03:01later, he left a clear foot and a half above everyone else in the box to score a header
03:06you would struggle to replicate with a stepladder. A great cameo thought French football fans
03:11but still surely not enough for him to take captain Eric Cantona's place in the team.
03:15Not unless, I don't know, in the next few months he was about to dive boots first into
03:19the crowd at Selhurst Park after being sent off against Crystal Palace and receive an enormous
03:23domestic and international football ban but that's not going to happen.
03:27Number 6, Fabrizio Ravanelli, Middlesbrough, 1996.
03:30Yeah, so Middlesbrough in the mid-1990s feels more like a fever dream than it does actual
03:36footballing history. Returning them to the Premier League, Brian Robson decided that the
03:40best approach was to bring in some of the most creative, expressive players in world football
03:45to a part of the country famous for drowning a chicken cutlet and cheese sauce and 80% of
03:50its buildings being made out of corrugated metal. And apologies to any Middlesbrough fans who
03:53might take issue with that, I personally really like a par mode but I'm also crucially not
03:58scoring double figures in Serie A and getting modelling contracts off Dior.
04:01And the crazy thing is, this policy did actually work. For precisely one game.
04:07Joining Samba stars like Giannino, Emerson and Robbie Musto was Italian goal scorer Fabrizio
04:13Ravanelli who promptly scored a hat-trick against the mighty Liverpool. Despite them being fourth
04:18at one stage, the results then spectacularly fell off a cliff and Borough were promptly relegated
04:22back whence they came. Oh well, it was worth a shot.
04:25Number 5, Gianluigi Buffon, Parma 1995. You see, great debuts aren't all about scoring
04:31goals unless, well, you know, that's your job. And Gianluigi Buffon announced himself
04:36on the big stage with a shutout for the ages. Barely 17 years old and only 4 years after
04:41converting from an outfield player in the club's academy, he was thrown into the deep end against
04:46Carlo Ancelotti's all-conquering Milan side. The game somehow finished completely goalless
04:51thanks to Buffon repeatedly frustrating Roberto Baggio, Marco Simeone and Ali Dyer's cousin
04:57George Weyer. He might have made over 1,000 plus competitive appearances after this and
05:02won every single accolade worth winning, but he'll never have forgotten his first.
05:07Number 4, Zlatan Ibrahimović, LA Galaxy 2018. Now what can be said about Zlatan Ibrahimović's
05:14US debut and indeed his entire career that hasn't already been said by the man himself
05:20about himself. 3-1 down. At home in the Los Angeles derby, which is apparently a thing,
05:27on comes the great one and MLS is changed forever. Two minutes in and his presence alone
05:32is enough to allow Galaxy to pull one back, but the equaliser could not possibly have been
05:37more Zlatan if the ball had been covered in bad tattoos and started referring to itself
05:42in the third person.
05:43There's only one Zlatan.
05:44A volley 40 yards from goal sailed both into the net and into the history books with the
05:50same level of vim. His second arrived in suitably dramatic fashion with the game having ticked
05:55into injury time, he somehow outjumped two defenders and the goalkeeper to nod in the most dramatic
06:01of winners. You wanted Zlatan, he said in the press conference, I gave you Zlatan.
06:073-1 Wayne Rooney, Manchester United 2004. It's a tale as old as time, a once in a generation
06:13talent bursts onto the scene with his hometown team, secures a big money move to one of the
06:17biggest clubs in the world, but the step up is initially slightly too much for them.
06:23Not Wayne Rooney though, Wayne Rooney absolutely took the piss. Noping out of David Moyes Everton
06:27for a pricely 27 million, he arrived at Old Trafford still just 18 years old and promptly
06:33put Fenerbahce's head down the toilet.
06:35Two goals in the first half, the second a delightful Long Ranger were capped off with
06:39a brilliant free kick before his Manchester United career was even one hour old. And
06:44yeah he looks like he owns a failing chain of chip shops now, but that night in 2004,
06:49no other player in world football looked more exciting.
06:52None.
06:532. Erling Haaland, Borussia Dortmund 2020.
06:57Getting two goals against West Ham in his proper Manchester City debut, because nobody
07:00counts the community shield, was an impressive start for Erling Haaland. But it was nothing,
07:05nothing compared to his arrival at Dortmund. With 55 minutes gone his team's title challenge
07:10looked in tatters as they trailed 3-1 to Augsburg. They threw Haaland on and within 3 minutes
07:16he'd halved the deficit with a great strike from a narrow angle. 11 minutes after that and
07:20following an equaliser from Jadon Sancho, he raced through with Thorgan Hazard for a neat
07:25tap-in. Nine minutes after that he burst clear of the defence doing that big, weird,
07:30gangly look at me, I'm Erling Haaland, I'm a superhuman freak run and the turnaround was
07:34complete at 5-3. Or to, you know, put that another way, in Erling Haaland's first 20 minutes
07:40of German football, he scored a hat-trick with his first three shots and only his first 10 touches.
07:48He's a, he's an alien, he's not normal. Number one, Alvaro Ricoba, Inter Milan 1997.
07:55Now if a time traveller, and just go with me on this, if a time traveller had appeared in the
07:59Inter Milan dressing room ahead of this game, and told those present that they would go down in the
08:05annals of footballing debut history, all eyes would have immediately turned to the 20-plus million
08:11Brazilian lacing his boots. But Ronaldo's debut is frankly nothing compared to that of his fellow
08:16debutant, Alvaro Ricoba. Trading 1-0 to Brescia, the Uruguayan came off the bench and decided to have
08:22his own, personal, goal of the season competition in the half hour that remained. The first a rasper
08:28directly into the Castanete Superiori would have been enough, but the winner five minutes from time
08:34somehow managed to outdo it. Fully 30 yards from goal, he somehow both bends and wellies a free kick
08:41into the one part of the goal the keeper can't reach. I mean, look, he's that, he's standing there,
08:46he's that side, and he looks about six years old when it flies past him.
08:50And that's it, that's the video, thank you so very much for watching and making it all the way till the
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09:08though, thank you once again for watching. I do hope you enjoyed yourself, and I'll see you soon.
09:12Goodbye.
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