00:00Here's a savage jungle tale for the drama queens and keyboard warriors.
00:08Way down where the vines twist tight and secrets keep, the queen monkey was chillin' in her treetop
00:14suite. Along came the hater, that lion-faced fraud, struttin' like he owned the whole damn yard.
00:23He roared up loud with his raggedy mane, said, Bow down, queen, or feel my flame.
00:30The queen said, Boy, you better hush that noise that I was runnin' this jungle while you was playin' with toys.
00:37Now the lion, he didn't like that one bit, said, Keep on yappin', and I'ma make you quit.
00:44The queen was slick, with a laugh like thunder, said, You just a broke king with a kingdom of blunders.
00:51Ya see, every week he'd sneak through the trees, talkin' slick, spittin' lies, crawlin' on his knees.
00:58Tellin' every bird and beast she was the fake, tryin' to dim her shine for his ego's sake.
01:04But the queen was clever, she played that game, said, Keep talkin', Leo, and I'ma give you some fame.
01:12She climbed down low with a wicked grin, whispered, There's a real killer out where the river bends.
01:18She said, He's big, he's bad, and he don't play nice. He crushes whole empires with a roll of the dice.
01:26He said, Your roar sounds like a kitten's wine, and your breath smells bad like cheap wine.
01:33He said, Your daddy wore feathers and your mom's a sheep, and your whole damn bloodline got cursed in their sleep.
01:40He said, You once lost a fight to a weasel named Rick, and you tried to kiss a turtle and got bit on the ditch.
01:47This wolf don't bark, he don't howl for fun, he just stomp mother suckers till they come undone.
01:54Now that lion got hot, nostrils flared with hate. He said, Where's this punk? I'ma seal his fate.
02:00He tore through vines, past hyenas and deer, till he smelled something strong like power and fear.
02:10And there he stood, the big bad wolf, cool and calm, sharpening his claws with a deer leg in his palm.
02:18Lion said, You the one talkin' that jaw? Wolf said, You the one with the weak-ass raw?
02:24Lion pounced high, tried to land with pride, but the wolf stepped left and kicked his butt from the side.
02:33Broke his ribs, chipped his tooth and smashed his dome, he sent that lion crying all the way home.
02:40He limped back to the trees, tail tucked in shame, mane all crooked and he forgot his name.
02:47She said, Damn, hater, you back so soon? I thought you was out chasing that full moon.
02:54She laughed so hard the tree leaves danced, said you looked like fate gave you one last chance.
03:01Then she leaned down low, whispered in his ear, You ain't the king, just a bitch riddled with fear.
03:09Barked and roared like you ran this block, but real beasts don't talk, they let the pain knock.
03:16Next time you try to dim a queen's crown's glow, just know karma walks on four legs real slow.
03:24Then out of the shadow stepped the wolf once more, cracked his knuckles and growled from his core.
03:31Said, One more word and I'll bury your pride, right next to your ego on the jungle's south side.
03:38The lion didn't speak, didn't growl, didn't blink, and he just pissed on himself and began to sink.
03:44Into shame, into silence, into all that's due, cause haters always lose when the real ones come through.
03:52Yeah, my hoes know I'm rockin' stilettos, makin' hearts even echoes.
03:57She bad, mm-mm-mm, she bad, she bad.
04:00Yeah, well...
04:01I'm rockin' stilettos, makin' arms out the top.
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