What happens when monsters get jobs and start complaining about it on camera?

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00:00legends monsters ancient nightmares now forced to navigate wi-fi w-2s and dating apps

00:15let's ruin the myth my co-workers keep calling me big bro i was literally stitched together by men

00:22i am big bro i joined a yoga class someone called me a forest influencer i hissed and left through the

00:33ceiling hr said no more pan flutes in the break room so now i just seduce the keurig

00:43corporate told me to soften my tone so i just scream in lowercase now

00:52i got a job at whole foods people really don't like it when i ask if they're grass-fed

01:01gen z called me stone-faced i thanked them they weren't complimenting me

01:11zoom calls are hard when your mic just screams every time you feel emotion

01:16started working at best buy someone called me big angry bird i nearly ascended

01:26my landlord said no open flames i said bro i am the flame

01:35kids call me an ai glitch i prefer cursed software update

01:41gen z said i have wings but can't fly in the algorithm i ascended in confusion

01:52they told me to smile more so i dislocated my jaw still not good enough

02:01started a podcast gen z called me slavic goth cottage core i turned one of them into soup

02:08my boss told me to work like an animal so i bit someone hr wasn't amused

02:18that's it for tonight ancient horrors modern problems and zero health insurance see you in your

02:25nightmares

02:27my house

02:27my house don't rock a stilettos make a horse even echoes she bad

02:32she bad she bad

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