Inside the Corporate Monster Factory Part 3

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00:00legends monsters ancient nightmares now forced to navigate wi-fi w-2s and dating apps

00:15let's ruin the myth tried to get into tech failed the interview apparently assembled by lightning

00:23isn't a valid degree modern dating is hard guys get weird when you have a hollow tree back

00:31and still ghost you i matched with someone on tinder she unmatched when i said i graze between

00:41meals i asked for a raise manager said you're scary enough already cool cool

00:50my therapist told me to fill the void i ate her desk and her sofa i told her i still feel empty inside

00:59i went viral once just stood still internet said i was vibing hard

01:08i joined a band they said i was too pitchy i was just warming up for the funeral section

01:17meditated for 400 years lost inner peace after one slack notification

01:25i got hired to work in i.t burned down the server room trying to clean the cash

01:34tried dating she said she wanted someone emotionally available not invisible and vengeful

01:43i joined the gig economy now i door dash lightning

01:51i tried a dating app it asked for birth date i typed lightning app crashed

02:00i joined linkedin got banned for listing eating rude chillin under special skills

02:09i downloaded a mindfulness app but it says avoid full moons discriminatory right

02:19that's it for tonight ancient horrors modern problems and zero health insurance

02:25see you in your nightmares

02:34and she got more

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