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ROBOCOP - Alpha Commando - S01E40 - Talk about the Weather
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RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop
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RoboCop! RoboCop! RoboCop! RoboCop!
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RoboCop!
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Hi! This is Fawn Glibly with another NewsBite moment.
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I'm here with Gerald Prattle, bringing New Detroit all the news it needs to know
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when we want you to know it.
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That's right, Fawn, and today we want you to know that we're saluting our very own Happy Bill Solomon,
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NewsBite's very own weatherman, celebrating ten years with NewsBite.
01:30
Happy Bill's anniversary! Now that's news!
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Yay!
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Hey, New Detroit! Thanks for making me your fair-weather friend!
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Friend my foot! Backstabbing, job-stealing, bow-tie-wearing little ferret? That's more like it!
02:00
Oh, no offense, Zha-Zha. I know some of your cousins are ferrets.
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Used to be I was in charge of this city's weather. Alexander Niño was the weather king!
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It's time I showed New Detroit who the best weatherman really is.
02:21
The one who predicts the weather or the one who controls it.
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Silent alarm inside.
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Silent alarm inside.
03:11
Freeze, police!
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You are under arrest for breaking and entering, looting, and overdressing on a hot day.
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What a hot day.
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We're going up.
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He's getting away.
04:01
Hang in there, Agent Minor.
04:04
Like I have a choice.
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Hail and farewell, RoboCop!
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That hit from the satellite caused some minor damage.
04:47
I don't get it.
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Nanook of the North goes to all this trouble to burglarize the museum.
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But what does he take?
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This thing called weather's folly?
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I remember that.
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Ancient history.
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It was supposed to operate a weather satellite.
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What for?
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To control the weather.
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So why is it called weather's folly?
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Because it didn't work properly.
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Computer commands back then were too primitive to control it.
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Call a projector.
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Snow melted at ski resorts.
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Lake Michigan froze solid.
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And crops were destroyed by heat.
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I did a report on the whole debacle into third grade.
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I just bet you did.
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Why would anyone want to steal something that didn't work in the first place?
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Perhaps because he's found a way to make it work now.
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I doubt it.
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I came up with a new set of algorithms just last week that should make it work.
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But it's taken me years and, well, I'm a genius.
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Excuse me, Noomi.
05:52
But you're not the only genius on the planet.
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Maybe.
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But everyone in my chat room said I was the first one to make the weather's folly work.
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In theory.
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You've posted the information in a chat room on the Omni-Net.
06:05
Well, sure.
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That's not good, is it?
06:08
Got a lead on our parka man.
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Someone saw him drive off in an old RV.
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Shouldn't be too hard to spot in this heat.
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I've ordered a city-wide search.
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We don't have long to wait, Zha Zha.
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And here with the weather is our own happy weatherman, Bill Solomon.
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Hey, hope all you folks in New Detroit are enjoying our hot spring weather.
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Because we're in for another five days of it.
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Citizens of New Detroit, you should not listen to Happy Bill.
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He doesn't know what the weather has in store for you.
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Only I know the weather.
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Hey, is that parka man on TV?
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My little groundhog friend saw her shadow today.
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He's pirating the signal.
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Tracing the signal's origin.
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Which means we can expect six more weeks of winter.
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Even if it is in the middle of spring.
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Only I know the weather.
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Alexander Niño, the weather king.
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I've got his location.
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How are we ever gonna find him here?
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How about the one over there with the TV tower and the snow chains on its tires?
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Whoa, what was that?
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Hey, he's making a break for it!
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Please pull over to the side of the road.
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Look out!
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Back in one minute!
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10-4!
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Welcome back, citizens!
08:57
Hang on!
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Can't press here.
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Huh?
09:00
Huh?
09:01
Huh?
09:02
Hang on!
09:03
Can't press here.
09:04
Huh?
09:05
Robo-cycle.
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Huh?
09:14
Hang on!
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Can't press here.
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Robo-cycle.
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Robo-cycle.
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Thanks, Murphy.
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I owe you one.
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Again.
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Hey!
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It's El Nino!
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Seems to me that the people of New Detroit need a weatherman who can actually predict the weather.
10:01
I'll get another trace going.
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And that would be me, El Nino.
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Are we back on?
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Is the signal booster working?
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Good.
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Hey, friends.
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That was El Nino.
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He was fired years ago.
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So don't pay any attention to him.
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His predictions were always wrong.
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Why don't you tell them why I was fired, Happy Bill?
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Because you turned my weather maps upside down.
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That's why my predictions were wrong.
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You sabotaged me!
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Why didn't you just retire, old man?
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Florida Land beckons!
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Why don't you go to Florida Land?
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Get a real tan instead of that thick stuff you rub on out of a bottle!
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Loser!
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Phony!
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Bad dresser!
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Bad dresser!
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Bad dresser!
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What's wrong with my parka?
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Bypass their signal.
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Get me back on the air now!
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Gerald!
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Bill!
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It's Fawn!
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In the studio!
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Yes, Fawn!
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We all know you're in the studio!
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All nice and toasty and warm!
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Just thought our viewers would like to know!
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Our Newsbyte Instapoll has been tracking how people feel about this duel in the sun and rain!
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Who does New Detroit support?
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Happy Bill Solomon or old El Nino?
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Yeah, something's fishy with this whole El Nino thing.
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I think he's fixing the weather and I think he's a menace.
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That snow storm wrecked my car!
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Oh, can't somebody stop El Nino?
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He's destroying our beautiful city!
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Alright!
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That's it!
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Citizens of New Detroit, if you aren't willing to give me another chance, I'm not willing to give you one either!
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I've got his location.
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He's on the north side of town near the wharf.
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If New Detroit declares war on El Nino, then El Nino declares war on New Detroit!
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It's payback time, baby!
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Wow, look at that!
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Is that a...a...a...a...a...tornado?
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We'll be right back after these messages.
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And now, back to the show, citizens!
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Nope!
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You were?
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help us!
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No doubt we are!
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Hey, down please!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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No, not the maximum assault mode.
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What's happening?
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Using his ultimate weapon against the tornado.
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But it's too experimental.
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It could destroy him.
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Murphy!
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Oh, no!
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Murphy!
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Where are you?
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Are you okay?
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Miner?
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Newmeyer?
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Murphy!
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You okay?
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I'm fine.
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Isn't it beautiful, Zha-Zha?
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Weather in all its glory.
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Zha-Zha?
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Zha-Zha?
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Oh, my poor baby.
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Oh, no.
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Does the kid and the owl noise scare you?
15:01
We'll do something quieter.
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But even more terrifying.
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Look at the sky.
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What happened to the tornadoes?
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I have a sinking feeling.
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I know.
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This is not good.
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All that melting snow's got to go somewhere.
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This whole place could flood.
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Newmeyer?
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Newmeyer?
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Huh?
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Time to find this clown and shut down his sideshow.
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Propeller.
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Swamp.
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All aboard.
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As you can see, New Detroit is experiencing flood-like conditions.
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We recommend that everyone get to higher ground and do so as quickly as possible.
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You can run, but you can't hide, Happy Bill.
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All aboard.
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All aboard.
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All aboard.
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El Nino's on the move.
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Away from the wharf and headed this way.
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No one's here to stop me, not even RoboCop!
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Microblades!
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Have me fired, will ya?
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I'll show you, Happy Bill!
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Who knows the weather now?
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And who doesn't?
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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This stops now!
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Light Preserver...
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This one is freezing.
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Claps.
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Al Nino, you're under arrest for meteorological terrorism
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and generally raining on our parade.
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Hand over the device, Nino.
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No!
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Look around you.
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This situation has gone beyond your control.
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Let me help you stop this.
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No!
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It's not responding.
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The storm's causing too much interference.
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The storm's blocking the shutdown signal.
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We have to think of something or New Detroit's not going to be around much longer.
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Wish me luck.
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What?
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Shit, Mary.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Stop!
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Neumeier, program in the shutdown code.
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Hey, come back.
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It's too dangerous up there.
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Murphy, your mini jetpack wasn't designed for high-altitude flights.
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You'll run out of fuel first.
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Everyone talks about the weather.
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Time to do something about it.
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Time to do something about it.
19:38
Time to do something about it.
19:38
Time to do something about it.
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Feel you.
19:47
Come back.
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Use it.
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News Byte
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With Fawn Clibley
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And Gerald Prattle
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Give us 30 seconds
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And we'll give you the world
20:35
New Detroit undergoes a massive clean-up
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After Al Nino's assault on our city
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Weatherman Happy Bill Solomon
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Is under investigation for alleged fraud
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Regarding his role in Al Nino's earlier career calamity
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We'll welcome Weatherman Houston Showers
20:53
To our News Byte family
20:54
When he can join us from the New Republic of Texas
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Meanwhile, we do have Dr. Cornelius Neumeier
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Who was key in saving our city
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Light it up!
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Um, the barometric differential's being quadrangulated
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By the velocity of the Northwest Swell
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Which causes, um...
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In English, Neumeier
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Uh, it's gonna be warm and sunny today
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Couldn't ask for better weather than this, now could ya?
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The way nature intended
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Don't move, citizen
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We'll be right back
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And now, back to the show
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We're back behind
21:50
We'll be right back
21:51
We'll be right back
21:51
wanting some sleep
21:53
We're right back
21:54
We'll be right back
21:55
Until then...
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We'll be right back
22:09
Bye!
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According to the Fox Pyle
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WWrée
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