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00:00ART MAN

00:04No, we dance.

00:05ART MACHINE

00:06Blast him!

00:09The adventure begins this fall with a new hero of the 21st century.

00:14Observed, it is a crime to interfere with federal authorities.

00:17Join forces with RoboCop, Alpha Commando.

00:20Awesome!

00:20Activating blue gun.

00:30RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop.

01:00RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop.

01:09Yeah!

01:11RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop.

01:20RoboCop!

01:30RoboCop, RoboCop.

01:373.5, yeah.

01:37I notice it, yeah, it's all you 145.

01:39I was talking in.

01:40Get out of here!

01:41Get out of here!

01:42Get out of here!

01:43Get out of here!

01:43There is a simplicity to Bach that I find.

02:13Restful.

02:16Beautifully played, young lady.

02:24All law enforcement units in the downtown area.

02:26Bank robbery in progress.

02:28So much for Restful.

02:43Which way?

02:47What's that?

02:48Shortcut.

02:50That's one way to save on tokens.

03:06Listening dish.

03:22There you are.

03:25Rail clamps.

03:26Thrusters.

03:27Shoulder lights.

03:32Well, there's something on the tracks ahead.

03:48There'll be a short delay while we check it out.

03:58Run!

03:59Hey!

04:00Whoa!

04:01Whoa!

04:02New plan.

04:03Thrusters.

04:04Thrusters.

04:11Once again, this is Traffic Lenny with Traffic on the Hour.

04:14The 685 freeway stinks.

04:17Don't take it.

04:18The 540 freeway stinks.

04:22Don't take it.

04:25My coffee stinks.

04:29Don't drink it.

04:30What's this?

04:31Oh, goody!

04:32A high-speed chase!

04:34Move!

04:35Looks like we're about to be served up a heaping plate of robo-pizza.

04:43No.

04:44Wait.

04:45Braggling hooks.

04:52Whoa!

04:53Folks, are you seeing this?

05:01We've lost our direction, our vision, our raison d'etre!

05:03People are tired of watching cops.

05:05It's old news.

05:06We need something hip.

05:07Something now.

05:08Something that'll grab them where they live.

05:10Mr. Brass, can I help?

05:12How about something like this?

05:14Billy, remind me not to fire you.

05:26You're under arrest.

05:28Blow it out your exhaust pipe, gearhead.

05:30We can do this the easy way.

05:32Easy way.

05:33Or my favorite way.

05:40Ryan's over, pal.

05:41Parachute.

05:42Uh-uh, parachute.

05:45Whoa-o-oh!

05:48Whoa-o-oh!

05:50Whoa-o-oh!

05:51Whoa-o-o-oh!

05:52millionaire-o-oh!

05:53Whoa!

06:02Whoa!

06:03Whoa!

06:04Whoa-o-oh!

06:05Now that is good television!

06:09Now that is good television.

06:18You're pretty banged up.

06:25Airback.

06:28Stop fooling around.

06:30I'm not doing it.

06:32All right, all right, I see the problem. You're told still.

06:39Hey, they're playing your chase footage again on the news.

06:42The way they've been going on, you'd think you were a TV star.

06:45Wiper blades. How about paying attention to the star's motor grid?

06:49Oh, yeah. Sorry.

06:58What's so urgent?

07:00Sergeant Reed didn't say.

07:02Well, whatever it is, it must be important.

07:09He's great. The whole man-machine dialectic, life, death, the whole depersonalization of Western civilization.

07:17Huh?

07:19Mr. Brass is the producer of the show Real Cops.

07:22Real Cops? Real stories.

07:24So?

07:26So, Mr. Brass is proposing that his show feature Robocop.

07:30You know, follow you around on local calls for a week.

07:32I don't think it's the duty of law enforcement to shell out for a cheap sideshow.

07:37Cheap? Baby Jane, I'm having the network donate a whole new computer system to your friend's precinct.

07:43It's only a week, and we sure could use those computers.

07:47What do you think, Murphy? You're free to say no.

07:50If it helps the precinct, it's okay with me. As long as it doesn't interfere with my duties.

07:55My guys, you kidding? You'll hardly know they're there.

08:02You should have told Reed you wouldn't do it.

08:05They promised to stay out of our way.

08:12Makeup, Mr. Robocop, we're getting a glare from the sun.

08:18I never get to work with steel wool.

08:21Yeah, this was a good idea.

08:22Attention all cars. We have a hijacked armored truck eastbound on Rodman.

08:28We should take that.

08:29We're on it.

08:31Looks like it's on us.

08:35Pull over.

08:36Zoom it! Zoom it! Are you getting this?

08:42Hey!

08:47First the girl, then the robot.

08:52Where are you going? You're out of frame! You're messing up the shot!

09:03Hey! Don't touch the hair!

09:05That's more like it! Hit him again!

09:06You want action? You hit him again!

09:07Take the wheel!

09:08Take the wheel!

09:10Whoa!

09:11Whoa!

09:13Whoa!

09:17Whoa!

09:19Whoa!

09:21Whoa!

09:35Whoa!

09:37Whoa!

09:38Whoa!

09:42Prison shield.

09:47Crossbow.

09:53What's going on?

09:54He didn't even scratch the guy.

09:56Don't you have a cannon or a bazooka or something?

10:00Put an apple between your teeth and I'll have him demonstrate.

10:03Grappling hook.

10:04Better, better.

10:13Blames.

10:24They're crazy kids.

10:31Airbags.

10:35Refrigerator magnets.

10:39Make beautiful poems on your freezer.

10:43Oh, no.

10:47I'm a poem.

10:48Cut! Cut!

10:49This guy's a klutz, not a hero.

10:52Look, Mr. Brass!

10:54Throwing stars.

11:01Ribbon gun.

11:04Bama!

11:05What is this, shop class?

11:09Pull over.

11:13You give me rivets?

11:14Flat tires and rivets?

11:15Why didn't you blow it up?

11:16Angry!

11:17Like you want to splatter them across the highway.

11:18That's good television.

11:19But it's bad law enforcement.

11:20Bad law enforcement.

11:21Bad law enforcement?

11:22Bad...

11:23Look, Robo Guy.

11:24We gotta talk.

11:25Take care of the bad guys, will ya?

11:26I gotta talk to my star.

11:27Rollerblading may be fine for children, but not for the toughest cop in the toughest city

11:32in America.

11:33You want me to lose my job?

11:34Of course you don't.

11:35So start thinking like the killer I know you are.

11:36Cops don't kill for a living, pal.

11:37Lighten up when the deal's off.

11:38Oh, did I say kill?

11:39An expression.

11:40An actor's tool.

11:41Even the greatest stars need motivation.

11:42Billy, a mineral water for the big metal guy.

11:43So, tell me.

11:44Got any nuclear missiles in this thing?

11:45No.

11:46No.

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12:36I want to be on TV great. Mr. TV star now the show's encouraging crime

12:42Hey, Robocop look at me

12:53This is turning into a circus and you're the main clown remember those computers for the precinct

12:58I'll buy the dang things myself anything to get us out of showbiz

13:02But you can't take me off the air now. We're just getting started with this guy. Yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir

13:11Something big something new. Yeah, I got it. Goodbye to you, too, sir

13:16Mr.. Brass the greatest geniuses are never appreciated in their lifetimes

13:20But what's the deal our ratings are up this week Robocop's a hit right now. He's a blip the network wants a bang

13:27Billy we got to do something

13:29drastic

13:32Oh

13:36James brass for dr. Gilson I love real cops mr. Brass a big fan

13:42Here you go pal. Tell your friends

13:44If this is about bringing your cameras in here. I told you were high security. They'd never allow it me

14:04Yeah, I just wanted to stop by and catch up with you

14:07You're such a brilliant and talented man

14:31Well some people think so and I think it no I'm sure I could convince the network to give you your own show

14:41My own show in my own show sure dr. Darren jelson presents the world of weapons

14:50You got what we in the business call star quality

14:53I bet you gotta fight the ladies off huh am I right well, I I do notice them looking at me from time to time

15:02you

15:04You could introduce exciting new technologies that you could

15:10Nah, you must have such a busy social life. You probably don't keep up with the top new weapons systems

15:18I do to get what systems for what's what you need? Oh, I'm just saying you're not the only

15:25scientist with star quality who could

15:28host a national network show from the

15:32Playboy mansion wait

15:34I'll show you

15:36Very smooth sir billy. That's why they pay me the big bucks

15:48Remember no one hears about this my lips are sealed for two years. I've worked night and day on a glove

15:58behold

16:06Wow

16:08Great so what to do the catch flies. Oh, oh, yeah, right

16:28It's great television now Darren may I call you Darren why should fine before we bother

16:36Yes over at the mansion. We're gonna need to run some tests

16:45Get your cameras ready Milan tonight's gonna be a really really big stew the end of Robocop

17:06We'll be right back

17:11Welcome back citizens

17:18Sergeant we want those monkeys off our backs what about my computers bake sale funny minor

17:25We'll find a way to make that money Robocop

17:28You got to come out here a secret weapon has escaped from the Robo Technics labs. It's horrible

17:40I'll get backup backup stars. Don't use backup. They use their big exploding weapons

17:47Come on show the people what you got make them believe you I

17:50I smell a showbiz rat

17:57Remember Robo star give me passion give me fireworks make me feel it

18:02I'll make you feel it. I know you're behind this you have endangered lives for the sake of selfish career advancement

18:10If I survive this crisis, I shall make sure you pay the price

18:20Let me help you mr. Brass

18:26Who do you think will win let me tell you something Billy Robo man destroys the spider now I get ratings spider destroys Robo man

18:32I get ratings either way James brass comes out on top. Let's roll

18:37When we're done I'm gonna show that creep some fireworks one blood-sucking arachnid at a time agent minor

18:55Turn around slowly and put your arms and legs and other legs in the air

19:22Here comes dessert

19:25It looks like Robocop is history. He's television history. Keep rolling

19:35Everybody wants to be on TV

19:37She saw

19:39Out of the way, babe. You're blocking my star

19:46That loss drill bit

19:55Now let's see that in rewind

20:03Not yet. We still got five minutes to commercial

20:05What goes down must come up

20:18What the heck is he doing?

20:24And what goes up must go

20:26Squat

20:39Get up! Get up! That's not the ending I wanted

20:41Excuse me, Mr. Brass

20:43Just where did you get that remote control glove?

20:47Thanks to the popularity of the Robocop episodes

20:53Real cops has been renewed for another five years

20:56But without series producer James brass

20:59His sources tell us he is busy with other projects

21:02I got it

21:04You're big, you're bad, you're

21:06You're beautiful

21:08Real cons

21:09Uh, unloved

21:10Unloved

21:11Unjaunted

21:11Yearning to be

21:12Unchained

21:15Did I mention you had star quality?

21:21Sure is nice to spend a quiet afternoon without all those cameras

21:25Yes, the entire episode distracted us from our work

21:30Right

21:30But tell me, Agent Minor

21:32Which do you think was my better side?

21:34The left or the right?

21:37Murphy?

21:38I'm told the camera adds 10 pounds

21:40You didn't notice, did you?

21:42You weigh 620, how am I going to notice 10?

21:45My agent says I look good

21:47Agent

21:48Well, more of a manager, really

21:53Don't move, citizen

21:55We'll be right back

21:58And now, back to the show

22:04Get set for the Pokémon invasion

22:07Next, go around the world

22:08Into the sky and across the sea

22:10Cause you gotta catch them all

22:11It's your favorite creatures like you've never seen them before

22:14Sit back

22:15Pokémon takes America by storm

22:17Next on the WB-11

22:25Cause you are cool

22:27So now, back andать

22:40Goodbye, Mon Francis

22:40And we'll be right back

22:41Which is a scene

22:42Aye, man

22:43The other way

22:43And there we go

22:43And it's your favorite

22:44Is that all-

22:48Where is your father 되마� reason?

22:50You don't know this

22:52That's all

22:52See you

22:52With some plans

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