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The Hunting Wives Season 1 Episode 3
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00:01Previously on The Humping Wives.
00:03So what's your deal?
00:04I had a car accident a few years ago.
00:06I had had a few drinks.
00:08Any updates on Sophie from your Massachusetts friend?
00:10It's juicy.
00:11Holy shit.
00:12Mm-hmm.
00:13An innocent teenage girl named Casey Crummel
00:15was kidnapped and never seen again.
00:17Why are you following me?
00:18How well do you know the Bankses?
00:20It's just Mrs. Banks.
00:21She wants me to coach the twins today.
00:23You both must be pretty hungry after all that basketball, right?
00:26Huh? What?
00:27These boys haven't touched a basketball in their lives.
00:30But Abby, you ever need to talk about anything?
00:32Call any time, alright?
00:34Alright.
01:00Call any time.
01:01All I wanna do is roll and die.
01:03All I wanna do is roll and die.
01:05All I wanna do is roll and die.
01:06Ohhhh!
01:10Hunter's heard screaming coming from an old cabin.
01:28I'm thinking it could be the Cromwell girl.
01:30Casey Cromwell?
01:31Jesus Christ, why don't you stay where you are?
01:33I'm ten minutes from the location.
01:35Copy?
01:36Sales order, do not make entry without backup.
01:39I am on my way.
01:40I am on my way.
02:09Come on.
02:39Salazar, what's your choice?
03:09So, uh, not to look gift sex in the mouth, but what got into you just now?
03:30I think you did.
03:37No, I just wanted it all of a sudden.
03:41Well, I love all of a sudden.
03:49So, uh, I was thinking, you know, it's hot.
03:56We haven't had a family day in a while.
03:58What do you say we take Jack to the lake?
04:01I thought you weren't a lake guy.
04:04Well, what are you talking about?
04:06I'm a lake guy.
04:08I am a total lake guy.
04:11Mm-hmm.
04:15What's that about?
04:19Uh, nothing.
04:20It's just Margo.
04:21I'll call her back.
04:25All right.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Get ready for the lake.
04:28Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.
04:44You can turn these up.
04:45Knees up.
04:46Pop those legs.
04:47Come on.
04:48Strong.
04:49Strong.
04:50Strong.
04:51Let's go.
04:52Hey, what's up, ladies?
04:57Hotter in Satan's teeth.
05:00Gonna get worse this weekend.
05:02And the HVAC at the church is gonna be gasping and wheezing?
05:07Ooh, terrible.
05:08And Jed is gonna be spending so much time at the church on this campaign.
05:13If he runs.
05:14If he runs.
05:16But it can't be pressing flesh if the flesh is drenched in sweat.
05:20Oh, hold on for heaven's sake.
05:23Ugh.
05:24What's going on over there?
05:27Brad and Abby.
05:29Just can't concentrate knowing they're up there doing whatever it is that they're doing.
05:34You think they're doing it?
05:35I know they are.
05:37Little gold diggers trying to lay her trap.
05:39Do you know they had sex on my boat?
05:41Anyway, as I was saying, Clint of course wants to support Jed in his campaign.
05:48And of course, spread the good word.
05:51Name it.
05:52Hundred grand for a new HVAC system.
05:53Done.
05:54I'll tell Jed.
05:55Amen.
05:56See you Sunday.
05:57I'mma take Abby home.
05:58Thanks for having me, Mrs. Thompson.
06:00Of course.
06:01You come again soon.
06:02Bye.
06:03Bye.
06:19Party at cream pies tomorrow.
06:21You coming with me?
06:22As opposed to who?
06:23Get out of there.
06:25Thought I felt a tampon string.
06:29Is that why you're being such a bee?
06:32Screw you.
06:33What?
06:34Thought we were good since we-
06:36Since we what?
06:37Banged?
06:38Plowed?
06:39I mean, yeah, geez.
06:42I saw Sienna at Whataburger yesterday.
06:48With the twins.
06:49When you were supposed to be coaching them.
06:55But that's what you're all twisted up about.
07:01Babe, I got my days mixed up.
07:04So where'd you go then?
07:06I-I went home.
07:07What do you think?
07:09Hey.
07:13Mom, it's true.
07:16Cross my heart.
07:21What the fuck?
07:22Stop that here.
07:23I can't find anything.
07:24Brad!
07:25What the hell?
07:26What?
07:27Signal?
07:28What are you sending encrypted messages for?
07:31Fucking crazy.
07:33Stop!
07:34Brad, I'm sorry.
07:35Just fucking go!
07:36Get out of my foot, Peggy!
08:04All right, I'm really sorry.
08:07I...
08:08Abby, honey, do you want to talk about it?
08:22No.
08:22One, two, three, four.
08:35All we ever wanted is a lie inside.
08:39I can't suppose this.
08:49Hey, you're looking a little pink, babe.
08:53Am I?
08:54Put on 60.
08:56Well, you gotta reapply every hour.
08:58Okay, Dad.
09:04What is it?
09:06Nothing, just a text from Margo.
09:08Oh.
09:09You guys really are besties.
09:12Are we?
09:14Yeah, you two just click.
09:16It's good.
09:17Text her back.
09:19Don't play hard to get.
09:29Done.
09:31Can you put some on my back?
09:37Hey.
09:39You want to head to Goodwill?
09:41Grab you some hiking boots for your trip to Mexico?
09:51Look, I know that Brad feels like your whole world right now.
09:57But it's not gonna be that way forever.
09:59And especially if he don't start treating you right.
10:01He treats me great.
10:04We're fine.
10:05Okay, I went to high school too, you know.
10:07With your father.
10:09And you see how that turned out.
10:11I just hope that you are thinking about what you want for your future.
10:15That's all.
10:16Why would I take advice from you?
10:19You can't afford a pair of new boots.
10:22And we're not like you and Dad.
10:24He loves me.
10:27No offense.
10:36Oh, the cave's over there.
10:37Okay.
10:38Is the cave a part of this castle?
10:49Hi.
10:50Margo.
10:51Hi.
10:52Uh, what are you doing here?
10:53I came for you, girlie.
10:55Hey, Graham, you mind if I borrow your wife?
10:58Take my wife.
10:59Please.
11:00Uh...
11:01Hey, you mind?
11:02I am so sorry.
11:03I didn't know that she was coming here.
11:05What do I say?
11:06Say yes.
11:07Really?
11:08You don't mind?
11:09Why would I mind?
11:10I'm pretty much laked out anyway.
11:12And I kinda wanna...
11:13Kinda wanna see you ride that thing.
11:15Cool?
11:16Okay.
11:17Um...
11:18Yeah, cool.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:21Okay.
11:25Baby.
11:26Mommy's gonna go visit with her friend for a little bit, okay?
11:28You have to go.
11:29Yeah, but I'll be back.
11:31I always come back.
11:32You know why?
11:33Because I love you.
11:35Because I love you!
11:36I love you.
11:37I love you.
11:39I love you, Mommy.
11:40I love you.
11:41Bye, baby.
11:42Have fun.
11:43Bye.
11:44Ahoy, bitch.
11:45Where you been?
11:46You know.
11:47Nowhere.
11:49Come on.
11:50Let's go.
11:53Bye, baby.
11:54Bye, guys.
11:55This was a whole sandwich.
11:56Wave, wave bye to Mom.
11:57Mom, can you get me a new phone?
11:58Mom broke.
11:59Like, I'm afraid I broke.
12:00Seriously, I can't even turn it on.
12:01What?
12:02I'm afraid I broke.
12:03Seriously, I can't even turn it on.
12:06What?
12:07I need to speak with you.
12:08What?
12:09I need to speak with you.
12:10Okay, go ahead.
12:11I need to speak with you.
12:12Okay, go ahead.
12:13I need to speak with you.
12:17When you have sex.
12:18Oh, Mom, come on.
12:19When you have sex.
12:20Mom, Mom, come on.
12:21When you have sex.
12:22Do you understand the kind of commitment?
12:23Do you understand the kind of commitment?
12:24What?
12:25I'm afraid I broke.
12:26I'm afraid I'm broke.
12:27I'm afraid I'm broke.
12:28I'm afraid I'm broke.
12:29I'm afraid I'm broke.
12:30I'm afraid I'm broke.
12:31I'm afraid I'm broke.
12:32Seriously, I can't even turn it on.
12:33What?
12:34Okay, go ahead.
12:39When you have sex.
12:44Oh, Mom, come on.
12:45When you have sex.
12:47Do you understand the kind of commitment that you are making?
12:52To your partner?
12:53To yourself?
12:54To God?
12:55Mom, I don't want to talk about this.
12:57Well, if you're not ready to talk about sex, then you certainly aren't ready to have it.
13:02I know what you're doing.
13:06You're playing a dangerous game.
13:13How am I doing that exactly?
13:15Oh, that girl, she's got her hooks into you.
13:19But remember, when you drive around town in that monstrosity, when you step onto the basketball court, you are representing your family and your church.
13:28And the last thing any of us needs is for Abby to put a noose around your neck by getting pregnant.
13:33Jesus, Mom.
13:35All I'm saying is it's a whole big world out there.
13:40And it all belongs to you.
13:43As long as you don't get tied down by the wrong sort of person.
13:47Oh.
13:48So Abby's dad isn't rich enough for you?
13:50I don't know how much money he has.
13:52Her father abandoned that family.
13:54But that's not the point.
13:55This is bullshit.
13:56I can't wait to get out of here.
13:57You watch your language, Bradley.
13:59You keep trying to live my life for me, Mom.
14:01It's fucking bullshit.
14:02Hey, what did I say?
14:03Young man, you are grounded.
14:07I don't even have a phone.
14:17Okay.
14:18Let's go to the pool.
14:24Look, I'm not an idiot.
14:27I know you're freaked out about what you saw the other day.
14:31Um...
14:34Yeah.
14:35Yeah, a little bit.
14:36I mean, I'm not a prude or anything.
14:37I just, um...
14:39It was a little weird because you said that you don't hook up with other men.
14:45Brad's not a man.
14:46He's a boy.
14:49I'm kidding.
14:50Let's talk about it.
14:52If you ask me anything, you won't.
14:53No.
14:54You don't owe me that.
14:55I mean, I showed up at your house unannounced.
14:57And that's my fault.
14:59You do you.
15:01And I will stop being so weird about it.
15:04I don't think you're weird.
15:05Oh, no.
15:06I'm very weird.
15:07I'm just...
15:08I'm not judgmental.
15:10Well, amen to that.
15:11I do have a question.
15:15Um...
15:17Does Jill know?
15:19I know.
15:20Can you imagine?
15:21I mean, she's completely asexual.
15:23She has no idea.
15:25Nobody knows.
15:27Not Dad or Callie.
15:29Just me and Brad.
15:31And now you.
15:36Is it weird that I'm flattered?
15:37I just want you to know that I would never tell anyone.
15:43Never.
15:45I'm very...
15:46You don't have to say all that.
15:48I know you won't tell.
15:51How do you know it?
15:54Just a feeling.
15:56Like I trust you.
15:58I feel like I've known you for way longer than I have.
16:02Doesn't make sense, but it totally makes sense.
16:04You know?
16:07Yeah.
16:11The thing is, you need to be more careful.
16:14Oh, don't worry about little old me.
16:16No, no, no.
16:17The reason I came over here is because...
16:18Remember that guy with the eye patch?
16:20Yeah.
16:21He was following me.
16:23What?
16:25Yeah, I caught him.
16:26Or he caught me.
16:27Or whatever.
16:28But I figured it out.
16:29He was an oppo research guy.
16:30Probably hired by the Democrats to dig up dirt on Jed.
16:36Fuckers.
16:37Yeah.
16:38But I dealt with these guys for a living.
16:39And they can't threaten you.
16:41And they can't blackmail you.
16:43But what they will do is try and tell your story their way.
16:47The good news is, they're taking Jed seriously.
16:50But you're gonna have to get your story straight.
16:53Thank God I have you.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Thank God you have me.
17:00Okay, well, it's fucking hotter than balls out here.
17:03Let's go for a swim.
17:04Oh.
17:05It's amazing.
17:06Get in here.
17:07Come on.
17:09Oh.
17:10Doesn't that just feel so nice and cool?
17:11Cool.
17:12Nice.
17:13I need this.
17:14Ooh.
17:15Cool here.
17:17Hey, hey.
17:18Oh, hey.
17:19Do I see a couple of mermaids?
17:20Oh, yeah.
17:21Looks like y'all are having too much fun.
17:24No such thing.
17:25You two wanna take a dip?
17:28Actually, we were thinking, if it stays hot like this, the boars are gonna be running.
17:34Do I see a couple of mermaids?
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:37Looks like y'all are having too much fun.
17:40No such thing.
17:42You two want to take a dip?
17:44Actually, we were thinking if it stays hot like this,
17:48the boars are going to be running.
17:49And it is our civic and neighborly duty
17:51to go ahead and bag some of them.
17:53Yeah.
17:54Tomorrow morning before it gets too hot.
17:56Exactly.
17:57Hey, Boston, you coming?
18:02I guess so.
18:04You get your own rifle yet,
18:05or are you going to borrow one of Margo's again?
18:08Um, no.
18:09I did not get myself my own rifle.
18:12Well, shit.
18:13Looks like we're going to Blackstone.
18:17Yeah.
18:18I love these.
18:20Wow.
18:20Oh, look.
18:21So this is a gun store.
18:23No, honey.
18:24This is an everything store.
18:26All right.
18:27Let her see this one.
18:29It's a Remington 788
18:31with the, uh, Trophy XLT scope.
18:35About eight pounds even.
18:36That's a hell of a lot of gun.
18:38Eh, Sophie can handle it.
18:40Don't they make them any lighter?
18:42You got this.
18:43I don't know.
18:44If I come home and-and Gramsley-
18:46It's fine.
18:46Listen, you can leave it at my place.
18:48And you're going to need some better gear.
18:51I don't know.
18:52I think I'll look like a total poser.
18:54My friend will take this.
18:55And the clothes, too.
18:56Pretty, aren't they?
19:05I mean, yeah.
19:07I know that Texas is a concealed carry state,
19:10but it's just so insane to me
19:13that millions of people are just walking around
19:16with one of these in their bags.
19:17Yeah, uh-huh.
19:26You thinking about it?
19:27No.
19:28You want to hold one?
19:32Hey, James.
19:33Can we see this burger here?
19:35Yep.
19:41There you go.
19:45How's that feel?
19:46That lighten up for you?
19:47It's a 380, but don't be fooled.
19:51It's got stopping power.
19:52Yes, she does.
19:54I'll think about it.
20:13Hey, so, is that you?
20:14No?
20:15Uh, yeah.
20:16Yeah, and I got barbecue.
20:24Ah, if nothing else, Texas can do barbecue.
20:28That was great.
20:29Thank you for picking that up.
20:30No big deal.
20:33Um, you want to see what I got today?
20:35Uh, sure.
20:35Look at...
20:38Look at...
20:42What?
20:44Whoa, cool.
20:46What are those for?
20:48Uh, I needed an outfit for tomorrow.
20:52Mama's going boar hunting.
20:55Wait, what?
20:55You're going hunting?
20:56Yeah, they were so excited about me going,
20:59and so I just didn't know how to say no.
21:01Uh, yeah, I don't love the idea of you in the woods
21:05with a G-U-N and a bunch of drunk people.
21:07I don't think they're going to be drinking,
21:09and I'm obviously not going to be drinking.
21:11What if you dig Chaney somewhat?
21:14What if I'm a correct shot?
21:16Or what if I like it?
21:17Oh, my God, they're so cute.
21:30Shh, you're scaring them away.
21:32Oh, oh, get down.
21:33Shh.
21:34Sorry.
21:35Sorry.
21:40No, wait.
21:41Let Sophie do it.
21:44No, no, no, no.
21:45I'm wet.
21:45Yeah, you can do it.
21:46You're ready.
21:47I mean...
21:49These things destroy crops.
21:51They spread disease.
21:52They're a nuisance.
21:53This is God's work, Sophie.
22:00It's right.
22:03Okay.
22:06Nice and steady.
22:08Shoot it behind the ear.
22:11Now breathe easy and fire on your exhale.
22:15No.
22:18Oh, shit.
22:22Yeah!
22:23Yeah!
22:24Yeah!
22:24Really?
22:24I got it!
22:26Yeah!
22:26I got it.
22:26I got it.
22:27You did!
22:27Oh, it's a sin.
22:29You gotta put it out of its misery.
22:31What? How do I do that?
22:35Walk over there and finish her off.
22:39It's okay. It's paralyzed. It won't hurt you.
22:41Just gotta shoot in the head.
22:43It's okay. It's paralyzed.
22:45It won't hurt you.
22:47Just gotta shoot in the head.
22:49It's okay. It's paralyzed.
22:51It won't hurt you.
22:53And here I thought you had a killer instinct, Boston.
22:59Guess I was wrong.
23:05It's okay.
23:07All right.
23:09Good job, Allie.
23:11Let's get a pick.
23:13Come on. Good idea.
23:15Come on, Allie.
23:17Come on, Allie.
23:19Come on, Allie.
23:21My whole feed is literally bikinis and boys.
23:25I'll take it. I'll take it.
23:27So what do we do now?
23:29Well, now we take picks for the gram and we go have brunch.
23:35For bacon!
23:37For bacon!
23:41Take a pick for my story?
23:43Who wants mimosas?
23:45Oh, that's good. I like that.
23:47You should do a post with your new toy.
23:51Actually, I have to go pretty soon because I promised I'd be home for dinner.
23:55Oh, come on.
23:57You got it, don't you?
23:59Yeah, but it scares me a little bit.
24:01Oh, come on. Let me see it.
24:05Come on. Don't be shy.
24:09Oh, look how cute.
24:11Oh, girl, you haven't even loaded this thing.
24:15You think I know how to load a gun?
24:17I'll walk you through it.
24:19I don't really...
24:20Listen, I'll take you to target practice later.
24:22Just you and me, okay?
24:24Now, eject the magazine.
24:26How do I do that?
24:28You just push the little button.
24:29Oh, this?
24:30Yeah, there you go.
24:31Oh, okay.
24:32Got it.
24:33Careful, girl.
24:34Look, you gotta act like you know what you're doing
24:36because these things, they know when you're scared, all right?
24:39So you show it who's boss.
24:40Okay.
24:41Take a bullet, put it in one at a time,
24:43and you'll hear a little click.
24:45There you go.
24:46Now you shove it back in.
24:47Okay.
24:48Now you rack the slide back.
24:51Woo!
24:52All right.
24:53Yes.
24:54She knows what she's doing.
24:55Oh, my God.
24:56Okay, is that my initiation?
24:58Am I a real Texan now?
24:59No, we got other traditions for that.
25:02Like, never have I ever.
25:05Oh, boy.
25:06Yeah.
25:07You wanna play?
25:08Let's do it.
25:09Let's do it.
25:10All right, let's do it.
25:11Now that one I know.
25:12So you know the rules are whoever has done the thing has to take the drink.
25:17She knows how to play.
25:18I know.
25:19I'm saying.
25:20Okay.
25:21I'll go first.
25:23Never have I ever bleached my butthole.
25:28Oh, well.
25:29Well.
25:30I mean, bottoms up to that.
25:31Really?
25:32Oh, my God.
25:33Come on.
25:34Okay.
25:35Really?
25:36Sit your butthole down.
25:39Okay.
25:40Okay.
25:41Okay.
25:42Never have I ever screamed the wrong name during sex.
25:49Oh!
25:50Sophie!
25:51That was quick.
25:52Yeah?
25:53Sophie.
25:54I was a little drunk.
25:55Okay.
25:56My turn.
25:57Never have I ever killed someone.
26:01What?
26:02What is this?
26:04It's a gang.
26:05You know the rules.
26:06Well, it seems like you already know, so.
26:20I had an accident.
26:24I had a pedestrian.
26:28Is that all?
26:31You do not have to tell us.
26:34No, I killed her.
26:39She died.
26:43I can still see all the blood.
26:55And her family, her family.
27:00There was nothing I could do.
27:02There's nothing I could say to make it right.
27:08When CPS got involved, I would never do anything to hurt my son.
27:13But his car seat was there.
27:15Thankfully, we got a fancy lawyer who made it all go away.
27:21But it didn't really.
27:23It follows me everywhere.
27:42What the fuck?
27:44What?
27:46I didn't do anything.
27:48What the fuck was that, huh?
27:50You have Johnny do a little background check on her?
27:53Does he do it for all of us?
27:54What is wrong with you?
27:57Jesus Christ.
27:58Oh, God, you poor thing.
28:00That is an absolute tragedy.
28:02I'm so sorry that happened to you.
28:03My heart is broken for you, Sophie.
28:05And listen, you need anything.
28:07Marcus and I are a call away.
28:09Oh, that's a sin that happened to you.
28:12I'm so sorry.
28:13I'm gonna call it, ladies.
28:14I've got a splitting headache.
28:20Okay, let's go.
28:24Come on, ladies.
28:25Thanks for having us, Margo.
28:26Uh-huh.
28:27Thanks for having us.
28:28Stay.
28:41All right, y'all.
28:42Bye.
28:43stay all right y'all
28:48bye
29:08fucking idiot
29:11fucking idiot
29:18I'd offer you an Ativan, but this is just as good for panic attacks.
29:26Thanks.
29:29I'm not having a panic attack.
29:32Really? I'm not?
29:34No, honey.
29:36Do you know how fucking exhausting it is to walk around all the time and just be like,
29:42please don't find out that I'm this horrible person.
29:45Please don't find out that I'm a murderer.
29:49It's two years of hating myself.
29:53And now people know it's out there.
29:59And I survived.
30:03You know, people know that I'm a horrible person and it's okay.
30:10Don't say that about yourself.
30:13I'm not a horrible person, but human.
30:17Here's to being human.
30:20And a murderer.
30:24Oh, stop.
30:25We all have shit we don't want advertised.
30:31I mean, you think I came from this?
30:33Private schools and second houses?
30:35What the fuck is that?
30:36My mama was crazy and not the good kind.
30:39And my daddy, well, I didn't even know him.
30:43He was just some guy that my mom had an affair with.
30:47He had another family the whole time.
30:49I'm sorry.
30:53Oh, don't be motivating me.
30:56Worked all through high school.
30:58Spent every penny on makeup and clothing.
31:01Didn't have time to date.
31:02Didn't even graduate.
31:03But hell did I look good.
31:08And then when my mama died, I was out.
31:12So Brad's your do-over.
31:16What?
31:16You mean like the hot, rich guy I never got in high school?
31:21I don't know.
31:22Maybe.
31:24But that's not why I do it.
31:26Why do you do it?
31:32Because I want to.
31:34Because it's fun.
31:43That day when you were with Brad,
31:47you saw me.
31:50Why didn't you stop?
31:53I guess I wanted you to see me.
31:56One more drink.
32:08Uh, no.
32:09I really need to go.
32:10That's not a question.
32:12That's an order, soldier.
32:14Here.
32:15Drink this.
32:16I'm going to go find my phone
32:17and order us up a little treat.
32:20What is it?
32:23It's a surprise.
32:24Come on, make that.
32:34Make that.
32:35Oh, my God, dude.
32:37Noah's Ark couldn't carry y'all.
32:39Sucker.
32:40Suck my balls.
32:41Hey, it's me.
33:03Uh, I'm sorry about yesterday.
33:06But I do need a ride to cream pass party
33:08if you still want me to go.
33:12Um, I'm sure your phone's still messed up
33:14and that's why I haven't heard from you.
33:16But I hope to see you tonight.
33:18Okay.
33:19Bye.
33:20Bye.
33:20Hi, it's Abby.
33:34Thanks for the ride, Pastor Pete.
33:36Brad got tied up at basketball.
33:39How you two doing?
33:41Just first love.
33:42Those are big feelings.
33:44It can get confusing.
33:45Yeah.
33:46I mean, we're fine.
33:50I guess.
33:51It's just a weird time for him right now,
33:53but it'll be better once we get to Baylor.
33:55You think Baylor's the answer?
33:57Away from his mom.
33:59And the church.
34:00No offense, but it's like he's not even a real person
34:04in Maplebrook.
34:05He's a mascot.
34:07Okay, well, let's say Maplebrook is a problem.
34:09You really think it's the problem?
34:14Do you have any idea what it's like
34:17to be the poor girl in a rich town?
34:21Nobody sees me.
34:25I can only see that you're carrying a big bag of problems.
34:28But if you want to lighten your load,
34:30all you got to do is open up
34:31and give him some of your troubles.
34:34You know, you can tell me anything.
34:38Hey, you want a drink?
34:40Oh, um, uh, no.
34:42No, no, thank you.
34:46Well, I just want you to know that I'm cool
34:48and you can trust me.
34:51Um, so...
34:54Is there anything in that bag
34:58you'd like to stop carrying around?
35:01I don't think so.
35:04I mean, other than what I just told you.
35:08Abby, I know.
35:09What do you know?
35:14Brad told me everything
35:16about what you did.
35:24Margo.
35:26Where are you?
35:30Oh, my God.
35:31How is it 8 o'clock?
35:33Grandma's gonna kill me.
35:34I have to go.
35:35No, you can't leave.
35:37I brought you dinner.
35:40Oh, wow.
35:41Okay.
35:41Mm-hmm.
35:43Oh, whoa.
35:45Those are really good.
35:46Mm-hmm.
35:47Are they from Whole Foods?
35:49I don't know.
35:51I don't do grocery shopping.
35:53I like how crunchy they are.
35:55What is that?
35:57That's our surprise.
35:59Come in.
36:01Someone order a pizza?
36:03Hey, boys.
36:05Hey, hon.
36:06Hey, Miss Sophie.
36:12Hey.
36:14Oh, give us one second, boys.
36:17Uh-huh.
36:20What is this?
36:21What's happening?
36:23Look, if you're not comfortable,
36:25you can go.
36:26But I don't think that's what you want.
36:30What about being careful?
36:31You know I trust you, right, Sophie?
36:33I trust you, right, Sophie?
36:37Yeah.
36:38So trust me.
36:43Hey, Abby.
36:45Abby!
36:45Come here.
36:47Look what I just did.
36:48I bought the boots.
36:50The cool ones with the zips on the side.
36:54Abby!
36:54Abby!
36:54Abby!
36:57Abby!
37:08Abby!
37:08Hey, listen, Abigail.
37:09I want you to know that...
37:17Hey, wait!
37:18Your sweater!
37:19Hey, Grandpa, you know where Brad is?
37:31I heard he got in your pants.
37:32You look there.
37:33Nina!
37:34Hey, my mama's watching Tinsley tonight.
37:52I'm free.
37:52I really need to talk to Brad.
37:55Hey, are you okay?
37:56Brad told Pastor Pete that...
37:58Where the heck is he?
38:03Cannonball!
38:06Woo!
38:07Okay.
38:08Okay, my turn.
38:10I'm coming for you.
38:12Woo!
38:14Oh, God.
38:16Woo!
38:16Woo!
38:19Woo!
38:21Hi.
38:22Honey.
38:23Oh, thank you.
38:24You, uh, want to go in?
38:32Uh, no, I don't have a bathing suit.
38:35No, let's not do that.
38:36Oh, man.
38:37Suit yourself.
38:39I'm coming.
38:40Say your hands real quick.
38:42My hand?
38:43Woo!
38:45Oh, my God.
38:46Woo!
38:47Oh, you're dead.
38:50Oh, chicken fat.
38:52Oh, yeah.
38:52I didn't know for that.
38:53Oh, my God.
38:55Hold on.
38:55I didn't think of many other things.
38:56I'm not afraid.
38:57I don't know.
39:06What?
39:08That's a...
39:08Get out of here.
39:15Aren't you glad you stayed?
39:20What the fuck?
39:21Oh, shit.
39:23I'm gonna win.
39:27Hold on.
39:28Hold on.
39:28I got it.
39:29Yo, he's on it.
39:32Come on, three pies.
39:33The sound of it.
39:38Abby?
39:39Drinking whiskey with my mama and Cattle cake.
39:42I'm a real closer for an Emmy Dallas day.
39:46Rachel, leave me a message.
39:49Brad, we need to talk.
39:50I'm at cream pie so get your ass here
39:53now
39:54hello
39:59where's Brad
40:01Abby
40:03funny I was going to ask you the same thing
40:05you can drop the tone Abigail
40:07then again you barely know
40:09anything about your son
40:11actually sweetheart
40:13I was a teenage girl once too
40:15I know a whole lot more than you would believe
40:17really
40:18and I guess you know what kind of young man you raised
40:21I do wonder what the rest of the people in this town
40:23would have to say about that
40:24are you threatening me
40:27are you threatening Bradley
40:28maybe but it won't be worse than what he's done to me
40:32you filthy little
40:34I'm not the one spreading lies
40:35and I'm not the one spreading my seat all over this town
40:38great job
40:40don't you dare
40:42lecture me about Brad
40:44I am his mother
40:45it is my job to protect him from the evils of this world
40:48and honey
40:49if that ain't you
40:50lady you haven't done shit to protect him
40:52so I guess that makes it my job
40:54and I bet I know exactly where I can find him
40:57okay
40:59where are you?
41:01sounds like you're at a party
41:02are you at the lake?
41:04we should talk
41:05in person
41:07Abby
41:08Abigail
41:10there we go
41:12so what are we going to do now?
41:16we could play spin the bottle
41:17oh
41:18fun
41:19yeah
41:20listen boys
41:22why don't you go get us some beers
41:23great idea
41:25gotcha
41:26look
41:29I think these boys are the cutest things ever
41:33and I love spin the bottle
41:34but you don't have to do anything you're not comfortable with
41:37I know that
41:38but also it's just a dumb game, right?
41:42like why not?
41:46I'll go first
41:47whoa
41:51oh yeah
41:52come here
41:53come here
41:57come here
42:02come here
42:04come here
42:06come here
42:07come here
42:08come here
42:09I think I'm gonna go next
42:12come here
42:32come here
42:32come here
42:34come here
42:38That was nice.
42:40It's Opie's turn.
43:08That was nice.
43:38Sorry, um, anybody else need water?
43:44You okay?
43:45Yeah.
43:46I just...
43:47Sorry.
43:48I got really drunk all of a sudden.
44:03Did I freak you out back there?
44:06Um...
44:08No.
44:10Not you.
44:12I just, uh...
44:16I just think you're so pretty.
44:36Um...
44:46Um...
44:47Wait.
44:48Please wait.
44:50Wait.
44:52Okay.
44:53Okay.
44:54Okay.
44:55Okay.
44:56Do you guys pay?
44:58Do I feel like, uh...
44:59I'm right.
45:00To be all that you need?
45:02So tell me the truth.
45:04My baby.
45:06Baby.
45:07Is it me?
45:08Is it to?
45:09I say I say, oh.
45:13So tell me the truth.
45:15My baby, baby.
45:17Is it me?
45:19Oh, hey, girl.
45:36Oh, hey.
45:37Don't be mad.
45:38I found your Xanax.
45:39We got one.
45:41We got two.
45:43All right, cheers, y'all.
45:44Cheers.
45:45Cheers.
45:49Come on, baby girl.
45:52Come on.
45:58Nice, baby.
46:19Come on.
46:45Oh, my God.
47:15Oh, my God.
47:45Oh, my God.
48:15I heard on the scanner they found a body.
48:26Is that her?
48:28Is it Casey Crummel?
48:29No.
48:31Good news, bad news, I guess.
48:33Come on.
48:38Watch your step.
48:38It's good to see you, Salazar.
48:43You are aware that you are on medical leave of absence and that you are not supposed to be here, though, right?
48:48I've got three brain surgeries.
48:50They must have took out the part that gives a fuck.
48:54Yeah, laugh it up.
48:55And show me her crime scene.
48:56Oh, my crime scene?
48:58Uh-huh.
49:02You said it was a harbor tech?
49:05I mean, he's not here yet, but it seems that way.
49:08The hunters came and scared the pigs off.
49:11We did recover this, sir, about 100 feet off the trail.
49:14It appears to be a wallet.
49:17Well, dude, just say I found a wallet, all right?
49:18Sorry, sir.
49:19The girl's name is Abby Jackson, 17 Maplebrook address, so this is officially ours.
49:24I've worked a couple killer pit bull cases.
49:27My first hog, though.
49:30The hogs might have chewed her up, but I don't think they killed her.
49:33Yeah?
49:35You see the, uh, that thing that looks like a bite mark?
49:41Oh.
49:42Uh-huh.
49:43Bite.
49:44Wound.
49:44Exit wound.
49:46I think Abby Jackson was shot.
49:49Sure you weren't overthinking this hog attack angle?
49:51If I had to guess, I'd say it's a .380 caliber.
49:55And hogs use their teeth, not handguns.
49:57Shit, you're right.
50:01It's got to be nice when you're back full time.
50:04It's got to be nice when you admit you need glasses.
50:10Okay, new deal.
50:13Ladeau, get on the radio to forensics.
50:16We are on the hunt for a killer.
50:24Graham?
50:33Graham?
50:33Graham?
50:33I'm sorry.
50:35I don't know.
50:54I don't know.
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