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00:00最高の番組作りましょう!
00:03将軍や将軍!
00:05やっぱり語りたい、かっけぇ話!
00:09でっかくサインちょうだい!
00:12しかし、現代の感覚だと惰性可能性も。
00:24それでも俺たちだけは届けたい、電話に通じるかっけぇ美学!
00:29見取り図じゃん!
00:35今夜もかっけぇメンバーが集結!
00:38この企画は俺らが文句なしのかっけぇ男になるために、これまでに出会ったかっけぇ話を共有し合って、最強のかっけぇを追求しようと。
00:47今痩せたな、いらんねん。
00:49本当に痩せましたよ。
00:51最後まで聞いてください。
00:52痩せた感じ。
00:53皆さん聞いてダセぇっすよ、今やってること。
00:55ダセぇです。
00:56チャカすのはダサいです。
00:58チャカすのはダサい。
01:00チャカダサい?
01:01皆さんやっぱかっけぇ話ってさ、武勇伝みたいに広まるじゃないですか。
01:04広まるじゃないですか。
01:05広まるじゃないですか。
01:06例えば皆さんご存知なのだと、たけしさんのフライデー衆撃。
01:10あー、かっこいいた。
01:12あれはかっけぇですよね。
01:13あれ詐欺かっこいいたな。
01:14ルンダンを引きずれて、自分の女のためにブチ切れて、
01:19襲撃フライデー乗り込んでいくっていうね。
01:22会見まで完璧だったよね。
01:24会見までは。
01:25あの流れかっこいい。
01:26謝るとこは謝るけど、自分のやったことは否定しないっていう。
01:29まだ見てまいますもんね。
01:31あの映像をまだ見てしまう。
01:33そんな伝説の男と初対面がついに。
01:38たけしさん。
01:40うん。
01:41そのトイレの外にすっごい取り巻きの人が、
01:445、6人いて聞いたら、たけしさんが今トイレ入って。
01:48あー。
01:49その時に俺、森田と言ったんですよ、さらばの。
01:52で、俺も森田もたけしさんと会ったことなくて、
01:55うん。
01:56今トイレにたけしさんいるらしいぞと。
01:59トイレまで行って挨拶するかと。
02:01廊下で2人で小声で言い合ってたら、
02:03その瞬間にたけしさんが出てきたんです。
02:06で、挨拶させてもらうじゃないですか。
02:09で、こうつかつかこう歩いてて、
02:11森田がちょっとたけしさんに気に入られようと、
02:14なんか通り過ぎるたけしさんに廊下で、
02:18あ、たけしさん、僕、お姉ちゃん、よく行ってます。
02:21よく行ってます。
02:23うわ、かました。
02:24すごい。
02:25森田が言ったら、たけしさんがこう歩きながら、
02:29振り向きもせんと。
02:31もう1秒くらいの前で。
02:33あ、連れてこい!
02:34うわー!
02:35かっけー!
02:36かっけー!
02:37かっけー!
02:38かっけー!
02:39そのまま背中で、
02:41うわー!
02:42かっけー!
02:43かっけー!
02:48かっけー!
02:49かっけー!
02:50すごいな、それ。
02:51かっこいいな、それ。
02:52さんも、あり dizerど。
02:54上の人で。
02:55あいかわしょうさんと、
02:58うわー!
02:59あの、なんか島、移動するので、
03:01ぶわーって海、海の中、
03:03ほら、こう見てたら、こう、
03:04なんかこう、
03:06餌やってたらカモメ飛んでくれよ、わー!
03:08はいはいはい。
03:09で、こう、しょうさんあげてたんよ。
03:10I said, I'm going to get caught up.
03:12He said, I'm going to get caught up.
03:18I'll go back now.
03:22Ssjong said, what about that?
03:24I said, I'm going to get caught up.
03:26I'm going to get caught up.
03:29It's just a regular station.
03:32And then, I'm going to get caught up.
03:36カモメを捕まえた!
03:40What do you think?
03:41It's amazing.
03:42I thought it was looking at good that I could carry out.
03:47The jaw is like an eagle.
03:50The jaw is like a giant snake like the jaw is coming from under the hair.
03:54Then with the jaw is like an eagle.
03:57When they turn the crown of the collar.
04:00You got it!
04:02I'll give it to you.
04:05I can't kiss you
04:10It's crazy
04:14It's crazy
04:18I know
04:26No
04:27It's so cool
04:29no
04:31What this
04:33ソクラテスが処刑される前日に笛を吹いてたらしいんですよ。
04:43笛を吹いてたらしいんですけど、で、死がソクラテスになんでそんな落ち着いていられるんですかって聞いたら、ソクラテスはまだ死が恐れるものかどうかっていうのを誰も証明できてないだろうって言って。
05:02確かにその人生の終わりまで哲学者として貫いて死んでったんですよそれはすごいわ確かに言われてみたらそうやなデンはソクラテス好きなのソクラテスの話はデンから聞くと思わなかったから前から知っとった話か今回の企画のために調べたかどっちの?
05:32えっ?
05:34調べたんだよ。
05:36調べててもかっけーよ。
05:38真面目なカリスマ。
05:40真面目なカリスマ。
05:42それはやめて。
05:43頑張ったんだよ。
05:44真面目なカリスマ。
05:45ソクラテス調べるまで何時間かかったよ。
05:48全のグーグルの履歴ソクラテスある。
05:52本当にいっぱいあるじゃん。
05:54知ってた。
05:55知ってたやつ。
05:56知ってたやつですから。
05:58素晴らしいね。
05:59まあかっけーですけど普通に処刑されるくらい悪いことしてますからね。
06:04過去の?
06:05昔。
06:06昔。
06:07処刑されるくらい悪いことしてるってことだよ。
06:09まだ法律とか死んじゃってるから。
06:11犯罪者っていうことだから。
06:12何の法律?
06:13犯罪者。
06:14今の法律。
06:15そんな呼ばわりせんでも。
06:16僕、ヒコロヒーさんのかっけー話も。
06:18いや、いいよ。
06:19繋がるの?
06:20いい、いい。
06:21いいです。
06:22カリスマ3っていうユニットも組んでまして。
06:25パーティーちゃんの菅ちゃんの最高ナンバー1と、僕とカカロリの栗谷さん。
06:29栗谷。
06:30で、フジテレビで収録があったときに、あの喫煙所で、いや、どうしようかって結構3人で話し合ってて、なんかちょっと光が見えないぞというか、この収録に向かうにおいて。
06:43そしたらヒコロヒーさん入ってきて、ヒコロヒーさんどうしたらいいですかねって相談してみたんです。
06:49もう、はい、もうタバコぱくって吸って、ちちちやって消して、もう気楽にあれよ、肩ぽんぽん、ってそのままパーって出てって。
06:56えっ、かっけー!
06:57えっ、かっけー。
06:58それでも嬉しいよな。
07:00嬉しい。
07:01残るよね、そのもの
07:02いや、もう真っ白ですよ、けんむりも
07:04いや、待って、え、え!
07:06あ、なんで、え、え!
07:07、始まった。
07:08じゃあ、さっきのもそう。
07:10じゃあ、さっきのも。
07:11これ、サンナの話。
07:12これマジっす、マジっすね。
07:14もうちょっと痛い。
07:15面白い。
07:16I'm going to tell you, I'm going to talk about the film.
07:22I've got a show when I'm going to film a movie.
07:27I've got a movie on the film.
07:30I told you to ask him to take a picture of a movie.
07:35I told you to take a picture of a movie.
07:39I thought I was going to sleep.
07:42I'm not going to show up 2 to 3 cm, so he didn't give up, and he got to get a money-review.
07:46The next day, the director said,
07:50I don't have to get involved.
07:53He's getting a money-reviewed.
07:56I'm not going to buy a money-reviewed.
07:59He's getting a money-reviewed.
08:02I'm going to buy a money-reviewed, and buy a money-reviewed.
08:06The time-reviewed, and the second day,
08:09The next day I realized that I was going to get a negative reaction to the audience
08:13I had a lot of 40 years ago
08:17He told me, like, just, what?
08:19He said, I said, what?
08:21He said, what?
08:22He told me, the music was going to be a three-year-old
08:25He said, what?
08:28He said, what, he said, what?
08:31He said, what?
08:32He said, what?
08:34He said, what?
08:36He said, what?
08:37I have to say that I'm going to connect with you and I'm going to do it.
08:43I'm going to say that I'm going to see more.
08:46I'm going to tell you that I was going to talk to you and get there.
08:54I'm going to ask you that I'm going to talk to you.
08:59It's so cool.
09:01It's so cool.
09:03But how did the drama happen?
09:05Well, it's like a little bit of a job.
09:09It's like a job.
09:11It's like a job.
09:13It's like a job.
09:17It's like a job.
09:19It's like a job.
09:21It's like a job.
09:23I saw a job.
09:27It's like a job.
09:29Now, it's like a job.
09:31I was so nervous.
09:33It's really nice to have fun.
09:35It's like saying...
09:37He's like, no, no, no.
09:39You're not a job.
09:41I got a job.
09:43I got enough money to have fun.
09:45You made it so.
09:47It's not a job, no.
09:49It's not a job.
09:51We are all right.
09:52You are all right.
09:54We're all right.
09:55We're all right.
09:57It's a little bit of a change of芸衣会, but I'm not a bit of a change of芸衣会.
10:04My next guest,島崎和歌子姉さん, I like Hoh-n-G-Name.
10:09But when I was 2, I'd like to have a drink with two hours, I was just drinking too.
10:15It was about 10 hours, two of them.
10:18And then I realized that he had a lot of salt.
10:24That's the究極.
10:26He said,
10:27He said,
10:28He said,
10:30He said,
10:32He said,
10:33He said,
10:35He said,
10:36He said,
10:38He said,
10:42He said,
10:43It's very good
10:52He told him,
10:54He said,
10:56I always was15,
10:58It's a Honestly Guy production.
11:02I love him y'all.
11:08so it's going to be a
11:35I made it!
11:47It's a lot of crime.
11:49For me, Shira Kamaki, there was a cigar in 2002, which was a cigar from Tendershia.
11:54It was really, easy toat양.
11:56But I got a cigar from beer, and I got a casual coffee with the queen on the barbecue.
12:03I had a cigar in case it was a cigar.
12:06It does have a cigar.
12:07It's a cigar.
12:08It's a cigar in case of beer.
12:10I was able to drink a cigar from beer, but there was no cigar in the table.
12:13I thought it was a cigar like this, and it was a cigar in case of beer.
12:17What would you like to do?
12:18This is a small piece of the churrasa and a churrasa.
12:23I've seen it in a long way.
12:27It's a little bit of a long way.
12:31It's a long way.
12:33This is a long way.
12:37It's a long way to do it.
12:40It's like a barbequeue of a metal like this.
12:42It's a long way.
12:44You're so excited.
12:45That was a crazy person.
12:48He just...
12:51It's been a lot more fun.
12:53One at work.
12:55It was fun...
12:57It's like, talking, so I got stuck...
13:00I had it in my ear.
13:03It's been 2 hours.
13:06Pretty so much.
13:08I'm so excited.
13:11It's been so excited.
13:12a
13:15a
13:18a
13:22a
13:25a
13:29a
13:32a
13:35a
13:41a
13:42Yeah, that's right.
13:45But I thought it was easy, and then,
13:48I thought,
13:49I lost my head.
13:52And then I was going.
13:55I was always really excited about that.
13:58I was always excited about that.
14:01I'm impressed that I had a headache.
14:04I was exhausted.
14:06I had to leave my head.
14:08She was a little embarrassed.
14:09I was like, I got a big hand.
14:12I was like, I'm like, I'm not going to sleep.
14:16I was just a bit nervous.
14:18It was a bit nervous.
14:20But I was nervous.
14:23It's a cool thing.
14:25It's a murder crime.
14:28It's a murder crime.
14:30It's not murder crime.
14:32I'm not murder crime.
14:34It's a murder crime.
14:36I came back.
14:37Do you think I've got him out of the job?
14:38I am all for your first.
14:40You can't hide them right now.
14:42That's a criminal sentence of murder.
14:45Who's fighting?
14:47That's a criminal sentence!
14:49Don't solve a criminal sentence again.
14:51Get a criminal sentence and kill me.
14:53It's a criminal sentence in 15 years.
14:55I'm a criminal sentence of murder.
14:57I'm a criminal sentence of murder.
15:00That's a criminal sentence of murder.
15:03I'm an criminal sentence of murder.
15:06What is the last thing?
15:07What's the question?
15:09What's the question?
15:11Where is the story of Sizuru?
15:14Yes, I am.
15:17Sizuru is talking about Sizuru.
15:20What is the story of Sizuru?
15:22Sizuru is talking about Sizuru.
15:24Sizuru is talking about Sizuru's and is talking about Sizuru.
15:29Yes, that's why Sizuru is talking about Sizuru.
15:32There was a lot of things around me.
15:33We had to pay for the time.
15:35結果的に吉本を対処するんですけど、この両方のタイミングでしずるのじゅんさん、僕に毎一回連絡くれるんですよ。
15:48絶対車の事触れないんですよ。
15:51絶対車の事触れないで、両方との連絡サッカーしようぜでした。
15:56でも遠回しに。
16:00何周も、何周も回ってサッカーしようぜ。
16:05Oh!
16:06Yes, that's what I'm winning.
16:08That's good.
16:10That's really cool.
16:11It's so good I'm having a great movie, a physical player!
16:15So we had a great movie to talk about Halloween.
16:18And we had a great movie to hear.
16:21And then we had a new movie, with a young girl at Halloween.
16:25Then we had a very good.
16:27So these movies were so quick.
16:29We were having a great movie to meet each other.
16:31So, then, he said,
16:33I said,
16:35I said,
16:37I said,
16:39I said,
16:41I said,
16:43I said,
16:45that he's going to be the same thing.
16:47That's cool.
16:49He said,
16:51I said,
16:53he said,
16:55I said,
16:57he said,
16:59he said,
17:01I said,
17:03I said,
17:05he said,
17:07he said,
17:09he said,
17:11he said,
17:13he said,
17:15you can't live.
17:17.
17:21.
17:23.
17:25.
17:27.
17:28池田じゃなく一回幕張の劇場出番一緒だった時に帰りにあの渋谷まで送ってやるよって言ってくださコンビで乗せてもらって長い一本道の向こう側に夕日が沈んでたんですよ
17:46キラさんが俺にだって聞こえる声で煙このまま太陽突っ込んでいいかすごいなぁ嬉しいもぐちゃん
18:12スタッフさんのかっけい話というかあの結構おかたい なんすかねあのコント番組が真面目なネタ番組みたいなのがあって
18:23ですからその僕の衣装が結構ピチピチだったんですよ それを見たそのスタッフさんが結構なんか
18:32ザワザワしてて責任者のあのディレクターさんが俺のとこに来て 体のラインっていうか
18:41結構出すぎちゃっててあの正直結構硬い番組なんでネタ番組の硬い番組なんで クレーム入っちゃうかもしれないと
18:51ちょっと僕らのだらしの体が結構なんかそういう入ったみたいでその前のシュートがすごくなんかそのピリピリしてて
19:00で特にそのまあ男性のシンボルっていうか そういうのがこう浮き出ちゃうと
19:06言われるかはいだからちょっと確認だけさせてくれって言われて なんでそのスタッフさんがみんなも僕の周りにバーってこう
19:14本当4,8人でみんなでこう僕のこの下腹って下半身を じーっと見て
19:20そしたらスタッフさんが ああこれなら大丈夫っすね
19:25全然浮き出てなかったんですよ 最初は全然もっと良い人が
19:30何の話だったのに 誰か誰かカッコいいんや
19:33これはカッコいいんや 誰かカッコいいんや
19:35カッコいいんや カッコいいんや
19:35どの人がカッコいいんや
19:36どの人がカッコいいんや
19:38番組を守ったスタッフさんや
19:40He's still ok and he's still ok.
19:45He decides where he's going.
19:49He doesn't have to work out.
19:51He's like, let's go.
19:54He's so cool.
19:56He's so cool.
19:57He's so cool.
19:59He's so cool.
20:01I call him so cool.
20:03I'm so proper, to talk about the conversation.
20:06It's a real cool.
20:08Like the name?
20:11China like that.
20:15Oh, shit, no.
20:16Cav overlap and attack each other's extreme
20:19whom the body is fl SK by Su army.
20:23Big steel, and karab JR's put some speed
20:26That'd be perfect.
20:29That's why the关 грив the police this that was here?
20:34Who can't make it?
20:36I'll show you the time, right?
20:3824 hours...
20:40He's going to kill me!
20:42He's going to kill me!
20:44He's going to kill me!
20:47He's going to kill me!
20:49He's going to kill me!
20:51This is so scary!
20:54It's cool!
20:56I want to kill you!
20:56He wants to kill me!
20:58He wants to kill me!
21:00He wants to kill me!
21:02He left the proof of his life!
21:04Oh my God, I thought I was going to go to the house.
21:07I had to go to the house.
21:08I was going to go to the house.
21:10I was going to go to the house.
21:15I'm going to go to the house.
21:19I'm going to go to the house.
21:22When I was in the house, it was about 50 people.
21:28They were so bad.
21:31I'm not sure if you're a kid, but they're 20.
21:34And then I was a kid who was a child.
21:38I was not a kid who was a child.
21:40I was like, what's that?
21:42I was a kid who was a kid who was a young kid.
21:47I was a kid who was a young man.
21:50I was a kid who was a young kid.
21:54I was a kid who was a young kid.
21:56Wow! That's amazing!
21:58That was the 90s of the time.
22:00It was amazing.
22:01I'm so excited.
22:03When I use it, I might have a little on the show.
22:05No!
22:06It's like that!
22:08You just have to take a look.
22:10I'm just like a bag.
22:12I don't want it.
22:13I'm feeling so as good as you're going.
22:16You're up!
22:17It's not like this!
22:19You're up!
22:21You're up!
22:23You're up!
22:25What's that?
22:26That's what we're doing with the female referee.
22:29You're too young.
22:32That's not the right, it's not the right.
22:38You're not the right, it's not the right.
22:42You're not the right, so famous.
22:45I've never heard of it.
22:46I want to see if you can just watch a picture in the ring.
22:50Thanks for watching.
22:53It was the same.
22:54It's like a referee.
22:58It's so cool.
22:592.7.
23:01Next is...
23:02The story is coming.
23:05The new show.
23:07This is the new show.
23:09The project is coming.
23:12Do you think you're going to do this again?
23:14The guest is coming.
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