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I Have So Many Questions… 😵💫 The Dudes REACT to Uncomfortable Pics, Green Fire & Human Helicopters!
Archie 5
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2 days ago
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00:00
I visited my lawyer. Why? Mr. Lawyer, why is there a spider? No! What is he doing? I mean, he's a lawyer, so he deserves it.
00:07
What? What is that thing? I do not feel comfortable watching this. Guys, sir! Let me go!
00:16
Imagine this, the guy spent like half his life in a lawyer, I mean, studying to be a lawyer.
00:21
Why are you doing that with your hair, bro? Aw, man. That looks like Sid from Toy Story.
00:25
It does look like Sid from Toy Story. A little more hair, though.
00:28
Wet hair is just like... I think I'm gonna puke. This is not good.
00:34
What? This reminds me of that thing that iDubbbz did where he made a hair cake. Remember that?
00:39
I've stopped crying somehow. That's disgusting.
00:43
You can see the hair popping out of it. Are you seriously gonna eat it?
00:47
Got some nice fiber there, buddy. Like a prawn. Stop! Stop! No, no, no, no, no.
00:54
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! What? What? What? What? What?
00:58
I'm very conflicted here. What?
01:01
Um... That's one lucky spider.
01:06
That's, yeah, that's uh... Okay.
01:08
Oh, chicken wings. Chicken wings. What's wrong with the chicken wings?
01:11
That's the wrong way. What is the bone? What is happening?
01:13
What? What is that? What? What is that?
01:15
What? She ate the bone? What? What?
01:18
I am so confused. It's a cake. It's a cake. It's a cake.
01:21
Oh, okay. Okay, gotcha. It's a cake.
01:23
It's a cake. Okay, crazy lady. It's a crazy lady.
01:26
Crazy cake lady. Oh. Oh, that's a big boy. What? What?
01:32
Diamond, let it crawl on my face. What a brave dude.
01:36
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do that. Is that some protein? Some protein?
01:40
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Perfect.
01:42
Oh, it's about to drop in. Come on, drop it in.
01:45
Come on, drop it in!
01:46
Oh, it's coming up! Go! Go! Go!
01:48
No! Why? Why?
01:50
What? What a disappointment.
01:52
Alright, spaghetti hoops in the counter.
01:54
Why are you doing that in the bag, sir?
01:56
That's... That's... What?
01:58
Okay, I guess you're saving it for later. Cool, cool, cool.
02:00
Okay. And what?
02:02
Looks good. He's freezing it.
02:04
Freezing it. Alright, interesting.
02:06
And...
02:07
I don't judge his life choices.
02:08
I don't know. I've never frozen spaghetti hoops.
02:11
Imagine getting hit over the head with some frozen spaghetti hoops.
02:14
Okay.
02:15
So what are you gonna do?
02:17
Alright, he's cutting it into squares.
02:19
Or in half.
02:20
Alright.
02:21
Mm-hmm.
02:22
Is he like rationing it? What is happening?
02:24
Oh.
02:25
Alright.
02:26
What?
02:27
I'm so... Is that peanut butter?
02:28
Peanut butter on spaghetti hoops.
02:30
Okay.
02:31
I question your choices, sir!
02:32
Sir, is that mayonnaise as well?
02:34
I don't like this at all.
02:35
Add mayonnaise!
02:36
Ah!
02:37
No!
02:38
Don't do that!
02:39
No blames, but a lot of questions here.
02:42
So much non-judgment.
02:43
I'm still very fuking this video.
02:45
I hate this.
02:46
Stop it.
02:47
It's like ice cream.
02:48
Don't do it.
02:49
Don't do it.
02:50
I would try it, guess.
02:51
Oh, he did it.
02:52
Verdict?
02:53
He looks how I expected him to look for some reason.
02:55
Verdict?
02:56
It looks...
02:57
Okay, tell us.
02:58
Me?
02:59
Me?
03:00
Is it good?
03:01
Alright.
03:02
I mean, it must be good.
03:03
He goes for a second bite.
03:04
Yeah.
03:05
No pictures.
03:06
Send this to your friends to make them uncomfortable.
03:08
Ew!
03:09
What is that?
03:10
Is that sausage and milk?
03:11
What?
03:12
Oh!
03:13
They printed it wrong.
03:14
No!
03:16
Some crumbs are on the top.
03:17
Oh, no!
03:18
But I guess they moved it after.
03:20
Yeah.
03:21
Why?
03:22
Emotional damage!
03:24
Where?
03:25
No!
03:26
Spaghetti shoes!
03:27
What is going on?
03:28
Oh, she spilled her pizza.
03:31
She spilled her pizza.
03:32
It's a knitted toilet.
03:33
No!
03:34
No!
03:35
It's reusable.
03:36
There's no space on the sink.
03:38
What?
03:39
At least you can see the face, right?
03:42
Oh, my God.
03:43
Oh, no.
03:44
Okay, what is...
03:45
Is that a hot dog?
03:46
Hot dog, yeah.
03:47
Sad chair.
03:48
It's a depressed chair.
03:49
Beauty and the Beast.
03:50
What is it?
03:51
It's a meat cake?
03:52
It's a...
03:54
Oh, gosh.
03:55
Oh, gosh.
03:56
Why did they fill it?
03:57
No.
03:58
How?
03:59
Oh, man.
04:00
That was me.
04:01
That was me.
04:05
These are so bad.
04:07
Oh, gosh.
04:09
Pizza is poor now.
04:11
Ice cream.
04:12
Ice cream.
04:13
No wonder.
04:14
It's like this freaking thing.
04:15
What do you expect?
04:16
Alright.
04:17
Oh, good.
04:18
What is that?
04:19
Yeah, this is...
04:20
Oh, my gosh.
04:21
Oh, okay.
04:22
Ew!
04:23
At least you know it wasn't natural.
04:27
Yeah, exactly.
04:28
Do not stack.
04:30
Nice.
04:31
Good work.
04:32
Oh, they printed it upside down.
04:34
Okay.
04:35
Oh, okay, yes.
04:36
So you can hold hands.
04:37
Couple toilet.
04:38
Yeah.
04:39
Why?
04:40
That's not even, like, ew.
04:42
How?
04:43
Wow.
04:44
Optical illusion.
04:45
Yeah, for what?
04:46
For sleeping.
04:47
It's like a hammock.
04:48
Yeah, it's...
04:49
Immovable hammock.
04:50
It's for the hobos.
04:51
Oh.
04:52
So...
04:53
Okay, we got this.
04:54
Ah!
04:55
Little frog family!
04:56
About to go down the slide.
04:57
Uh-oh.
04:58
Something leaked.
04:59
Is it the...
05:00
Horror movie?
05:01
Why?!
05:02
Natural enemies.
05:05
Useless scissors.
05:06
Oh, no!
05:07
You're not washing that out.
05:10
Gotta get a new car.
05:11
Yeah.
05:12
Mosquito-thon?
05:13
No!
05:14
That's the worst place to get a mosquito bite.
05:16
Why?
05:17
For perfect guns.
05:19
Banana and...
05:20
Sardines and bananas.
05:21
Sardines, okay.
05:22
Ooh, there's eyelashes on the glasses.
05:24
All right.
05:25
No.
05:26
No.
05:27
It's Australia.
05:28
It's how to make wiping your butt spicy.
05:30
What's that?
05:31
It's a...
05:32
Cinnabon.
05:33
No bun on the ear.
05:34
It's a stuck pizza.
05:35
Pizza tried to escape.
05:36
All right.
05:37
Um...
05:38
I barked my butt.
05:39
Oh, no.
05:40
That's nice.
05:41
I'm not about that at all.
05:42
That's brutalist Bauhaus architecture.
05:44
Oh, wow.
05:45
You're so...
05:46
All right.
05:48
That's a...
05:49
My brain can't even comprehend what's going on.
05:51
Yeah!
05:52
Oh, no!
05:53
Slushy.
05:54
Yeah.
05:55
It takes Slushy to a whole new meeting.
05:57
All right.
05:58
Chanel No. 1.
06:00
Or 99.
06:02
Okay.
06:03
All right.
06:04
You got to take a picture of your spaghetti.
06:05
That's the best way.
06:06
You got to scan your spaghetti.
06:07
Exactly.
06:08
It actually works.
06:09
Russian tomato to ketchup.
06:10
Yeah.
06:11
That's good.
06:12
Okay.
06:13
Yeah, if you don't have a cup, I mean, you got cup holders.
06:14
Yeah.
06:15
All right.
06:16
That's...
06:17
Why?
06:18
That's cool.
06:19
I like that.
06:20
I like that as well.
06:21
That's cool.
06:22
Yeah, that's cool.
06:23
That's funny.
06:24
Um, no.
06:25
That's...
06:26
That's not good.
06:27
Never give that to your child.
06:28
That is just wrong.
06:29
Oh, my gosh.
06:30
Fire your contractor.
06:32
Hair toilet roll actually makes sense.
06:34
Band-Aid.
06:35
And a Q-tip.
06:36
Oh!
06:37
That belongs in my basement.
06:39
No!
06:40
God.
06:41
This is aggressive.
06:42
This is very aggressive.
06:43
Oh!
06:44
Little onion disc.
06:45
Onion dried.
06:46
Nice.
06:47
I can't even say the words as fast as I'm thinking.
06:49
I like that.
06:50
I kind of like that.
06:51
You can't sit in it.
06:52
Yeah.
06:53
Oh, no.
06:54
They screwed up.
06:55
No.
06:56
That's just poorly designed.
06:57
What?
06:58
That's a fun name.
06:59
Edwin.
07:00
Edwin.
07:01
Isn't that Harry Potter's owl?
07:02
No, it's Hedwig.
07:03
That's Hedwig.
07:04
Okay, not Edwin.
07:05
This is an ostrich egg.
07:06
Nice.
07:07
Oh, it's gooey.
07:08
Austrian egg.
07:09
Oh, it's really gooey.
07:10
I didn't know it was that gooey.
07:12
Yeah.
07:13
Alien moment.
07:14
Like, look at this yolk.
07:16
That's one big egg.
07:17
Wow.
07:18
All right.
07:19
That's another skillet.
07:20
Beautiful skillet.
07:21
All right.
07:22
Butter up your skillet.
07:23
Pour that massive freaking egg over.
07:25
That is so nice that it didn't break.
07:27
Oh my gosh.
07:28
Okay, what is this?
07:29
White vinegar.
07:30
Ah, it's just not broken, I guess.
07:33
It's holding it in the middle.
07:34
So it doesn't...
07:35
That's a lot of salt.
07:36
Wow.
07:37
I feel like it would need a lot of salt.
07:38
Some pepper.
07:39
It's still not cooking.
07:40
It's still not cooking.
07:41
Two hours later.
07:43
Yeah, he's putting it in the oven.
07:44
It's like...
07:45
Yes, later.
07:46
Wow.
07:47
More vinegar?
07:48
Is that vinegar?
07:49
What is that?
07:50
I don't get it.
07:51
Or it's vodka.
07:52
Is it?
07:53
I don't know.
07:54
Oh my god, that looks...
07:55
It looks very good, actually.
07:57
I wouldn't try it.
07:58
No?
07:59
No.
08:00
It doesn't look tasty.
08:01
It looks very tasty.
08:02
Look at that yolk.
08:03
Oh gosh.
08:04
It looks like a little egg pie.
08:05
Little egg pie.
08:06
Little egg pie.
08:07
Look at him.
08:08
No!
08:09
No!
08:10
What?
08:11
What?
08:12
What is happening?
08:13
What is happening?
08:14
This guy is weird.
08:15
Yeah.
08:16
Wait.
08:17
No judgment.
08:18
Oh, chair on the top.
08:19
Yeah.
08:20
That's better.
08:21
What is happening?
08:23
Oh, why would you do that?
08:25
I just wasted five minutes of my life.
08:27
Okay, we got some glue on a keyboard.
08:29
This is not good.
08:30
Why are we doing this?
08:32
She's cleaning her keyboard.
08:34
Is this a cleaning thing?
08:36
Can you just take it off afterwards?
08:37
Is it a good way for cleaning?
08:39
With wood glue or with PVA glue?
08:41
Yeah, it looks good.
08:42
So far, you know?
08:43
Oh my gosh.
08:44
Um...
08:45
I don't like that.
08:46
Or maybe it's design pink?
08:48
Or some pink?
08:49
Well, I mean, would the keys still go down?
08:51
No.
08:52
Probably not, no.
08:53
No, they would be stuck.
08:54
But if you have a keyboard that's broken.
08:55
With that amount of glue, it would be...
08:56
Oh, okay.
08:57
Okay, um...
08:58
Um...
08:59
Okay.
09:00
Got some colors with the glitter.
09:01
Alright.
09:02
I feel like that would stick to your hands with the glue.
09:04
Uh...
09:05
Um...
09:06
Why does she...
09:07
Why...
09:08
She's color-combinating.
09:09
Okay.
09:10
Don't like it so far.
09:11
Some design pink.
09:12
Just not a big fan.
09:13
It's very Christmassy.
09:14
Yeah, it's a little Christmassy.
09:16
It's kinda in season.
09:18
Um...
09:20
I don't like it.
09:21
Just...
09:22
Access glue.
09:23
Don't think it's gonna work.
09:24
Boom.
09:25
Done!
09:26
Oh, you're cleaning it out?
09:27
Okay.
09:28
Is it gonna function now?
09:29
This PVA can hold it.
09:31
No.
09:32
I don't think this is gonna work.
09:34
Do that strong?
09:35
Do that strong?
09:36
Oh!
09:37
Oh!
09:38
Oh!
09:39
Oh!
09:40
Okay.
09:41
Um...
09:42
No.
09:43
Well, it's waterproof.
09:44
I guess so!
09:45
What?
09:46
Is it useful?
09:47
No.
09:48
But I don't think the key is actually pressed.
09:49
I don't think so.
09:50
Oh, what was that?
09:51
Why?
09:52
Why?
09:53
But give us more!
09:54
More reactions!
09:55
Ah!
09:56
Ah!
09:57
Ah!
09:58
Ah!
09:59
My...
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