- 5 months ago
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00:00:00You're up early.
00:00:09What's all this?
00:00:11Father's shower. It's today.
00:00:14Isn't that a little strange?
00:00:16What?
00:00:18Throwing your own baby shower.
00:00:21It's just because I need it to be perfect.
00:00:25It's barely anything.
00:00:27Just people from work and Caroline's helping.
00:00:30Mm-hmm.
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Nothing.
00:00:36Stop making that head.
00:00:39You mean that face?
00:00:41What face should I make? This face?
00:00:43This face?
00:00:44I hate you.
00:00:45This face?
00:00:46Stop making that head.
00:00:48Stop distracting me.
00:00:52I'm crazy. Stop.
00:00:53Careful. I'm going to break this.
00:00:57You're crazy.
00:00:59No.
00:00:59I can't move.
00:01:02I can't move.
00:01:09That's easy.
00:01:10No, no, no.
00:01:12No.
00:01:14I can't move out like a turtle.
00:01:17I'm like a turtle.
00:01:19You're like a turtle?
00:01:21I'm like a turtle.
00:01:22A turtle?
00:01:23A turtle?
00:01:26Eye turtle.
00:01:43Oh my God.
00:01:44Would you come down from there, please?
00:01:45I'm fine.
00:01:46Come on.
00:01:47I'll help you down.
00:01:47Yeah.
00:01:49It's done.
00:01:50There it is.
00:01:55Okay.
00:01:55What do you think?
00:01:58Nice.
00:02:02Now it's perfect.
00:02:03Ah yeah.
00:02:06Let's rip it.
00:02:10It's ruined.
00:02:11This place is amazing.
00:02:11It's amazing.
00:02:12It's amazing.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:26All right.
00:02:26All right.
00:02:27Good.
00:02:27Bye.
00:02:27Bye.
00:02:28Bye.
00:02:29Bye.
00:02:30Bye.
00:02:31Bye.
00:02:33Anybody else want this part from Cider?
00:03:03Every single one of our readers' comments personally.
00:03:05And, oh, by the way, you know, making a human.
00:03:09We would all hate you if we did not absolutely love you.
00:03:13I feel just so grateful to be part of the Love Josephine family.
00:03:17Cheers.
00:03:19Cheers.
00:03:21I know, I know, I know.
00:03:23I told myself I was not going to cry, but I'm really going to miss it.
00:03:25Oh, thanks, but I'm not going anywhere.
00:03:28Nothing's going to be any different.
00:03:30It's just a baby.
00:03:31How big are they even, you know?
00:03:33It's like a little...
00:03:35A little...
00:03:36A little donut.
00:03:37A little briot.
00:03:39Cheers.
00:03:41Cheers, Jo.
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00:05:00What do you think?
00:05:22I think it's a little small for me.
00:05:25But it's your color, no?
00:05:26It is my color, but...
00:05:30This is better, no?
00:05:38Oh, Spencer, look at this sweater.
00:05:42It's perfect.
00:05:46When's the big day?
00:05:50What?
00:05:51The baby.
00:05:51Oh, any day now.
00:05:56Oh, are you scared?
00:06:00Should I be?
00:06:04Can I...
00:06:05Can I see your baby?
00:06:08No.
00:06:09You never wake a sleeping baby.
00:06:10And she stops my hand.
00:06:24She stops my hand like I'm radioactive or something.
00:06:30Just a sip.
00:06:33I wonder who that could be.
00:06:35Oh, shh.
00:06:36She's just lonely.
00:06:37Oh, no.
00:06:39Mom, hi.
00:06:49Honey, I don't want to intrude.
00:06:50I was just driving by.
00:06:51No, no, it's fine.
00:06:52Come on in.
00:06:53Oh, no, no, no.
00:06:54I couldn't...
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:55Hi.
00:06:56Hi, Joe.
00:06:57Hi.
00:06:58I made these for you.
00:07:00For the cravings.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02Try one.
00:07:06What's in it?
00:07:07Secret recipe.
00:07:09Magic bars.
00:07:11Okay, fine.
00:07:12Peanut butter, coconut, butterscotch chocolate, crushed maraschino cherries, and bacon bits.
00:07:19Who knows?
00:07:19Maybe they'll induce labor.
00:07:23All right.
00:07:24Well, I'm off.
00:07:25You two enjoy your last precious moments.
00:07:30Sit down, Doris.
00:07:32Just join us.
00:07:33Oh, Joe, I've told you a million times.
00:07:37Call me Mom.
00:07:40Speaking of which, I was thinking, Grandma doesn't feel right to me.
00:07:47Maybe Gabby, or Giddy, Momo, or Mimi, or Moomoo, or Gugu, or Gigi, or Gidba.
00:07:58I can't wait.
00:08:06Can't wait.
00:08:06Oh, settle down in there.
00:08:28Mom is trying to concentrate.
00:08:29Okay.
00:08:30Okay.
00:08:30Okay.
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00:09:06Okay.
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00:09:09Okay.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:16Are you okay?
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:16I'm fine.
00:09:18Yeah, are you okay?
00:09:23Yeah, I'm fine.
00:09:26Just...
00:09:30Something's weird.
00:09:32Do you think, uh...
00:09:34Oh, yeah, I think it's happening.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:48What happened?
00:09:57No!
00:10:05No!
00:10:06No!
00:10:18No!
00:10:20No!
00:10:22No!
00:10:23No!
00:10:24No!
00:10:25No!
00:10:26No!
00:11:33Everything okay in here?
00:11:34Yes.
00:11:35Yeah, of course.
00:11:36Have you pooped yet?
00:11:38No.
00:11:39You can't leave until you poop.
00:11:45You can't leave until you poop.
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Yeah, of course.
00:11:48Have you pooped yet?
00:11:49No.
00:11:50You can't leave until you poop.
00:11:53You can't leave until you poop.
00:11:54You can't leave until you poop.
00:11:55No.
00:11:56No.
00:11:57No.
00:11:58No.
00:11:59No.
00:12:00No.
00:12:01No.
00:12:02No.
00:12:03No.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05No.
00:12:06Okay.
00:12:07No.
00:12:08No.
00:12:09Okay, I'm fine.
00:12:10Oh no?
00:12:14No.
00:12:15No.
00:12:16No.
00:12:19No.
00:12:20Wait! You forgot the placenta!
00:12:24Better than forgetting the baby, right?
00:12:28I thought you wanted to eat it. The baby?
00:12:32The placenta! It's all nutrients.
00:12:36Thank you!
00:12:40Good luck.
00:12:50Okay, I think she's in.
00:12:54You ready? Yeah.
00:12:58You okay? It's just that I wish my mom were here.
00:13:20You can go faster than two kilometers per hour.
00:13:28Well, I have precious cargo.
00:13:32I hope Fatherhood is not going to turn you into a nervous old lady.
00:13:36Why would you say that, dearie? I'm your giddy, your gaddy.
00:13:40Your gaga.
00:13:44Cut the road.
00:13:50You jump in the air!
00:14:20Where are we?
00:14:29Home.
00:14:50Home.
00:15:20Well, this says they like to suck, swaddle, and swing.
00:15:40I don't need some book, Spencer.
00:15:42I don't know.
00:15:44It says over one million copies sold, so...
00:15:47It's a cliché advice.
00:15:49I can do this.
00:15:51I can do this perfectly.
00:15:55Shh.
00:15:56Shh.
00:16:17It's a good one.
00:16:19He's ringing the doorbell in the middle of the fucking night!
00:16:20He's ringing the doorbell in the middle of the fucking night!
00:16:45We're here for the gutters.
00:16:54Yes, yes.
00:16:55Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
00:16:56Sorry.
00:16:57Sorry, I'm here.
00:16:58I'm Caroline.
00:16:59I'm the assistant.
00:17:00We'll set you up right over there.
00:17:02Right there.
00:17:05Hi.
00:17:06Just the guys here to work on the house?
00:17:08We'll be outside.
00:17:08We won't disturb you at all.
00:17:09And, hey, I think our followers are still waiting on our baby pic.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:17It's been a month.
00:17:22Oh, I'll get to it.
00:17:23I could help you if it's easier.
00:17:25No, no, no.
00:17:25And I also had some...
00:17:26Oh, Joe.
00:17:48Joe, I think she's hungry again.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:53Okay.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:57Okay.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:03Shhh.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:11Okay.
00:18:13Okay.
00:18:15Here we go.
00:18:17Here we go.
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:23Here we go.
00:18:29Look how perfect she is.
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35You made her.
00:18:37We made her.
00:18:45Okay.
00:18:49Okay.
00:18:51Okay.
00:18:53Here we go.
00:18:55I'm gonna do a good job.
00:18:57I'm gonna do that.
00:18:59I'm gonna do this.
00:19:01I'm gonna do a good job.
00:19:03I'm gonna do that.
00:19:05I'm gonna do it.
00:19:07Okay, please.
00:19:09Oh, my God.
00:19:11No, can't we?
00:19:13Of course, I completely forgot that I put Ruby up in a crib hours before and made the look on Joe's face.
00:19:25I knew all along you were more scary than I was.
00:19:30He's nervous about everything.
00:19:32I am not.
00:19:33First-time parents, the fears are very, very normal.
00:19:37One more question, though, if I may ask.
00:19:40The bone was whose?
00:19:42Spencer's a butcher, an artisanal butcher.
00:19:44I'm not an artisanal.
00:19:46I'm a butcher.
00:19:47You know, free range, humanely killed, no waste.
00:19:51Anyway, the point is, we were very tired.
00:19:54So we thought that maybe this was the time to, you know, come in and just check in and just get a little help.
00:20:00No, we don't really need to have, but just to...
00:20:02Just to check in, you know.
00:20:04Just to...
00:20:05She cries a lot.
00:20:07Well, the good news is, she looks fantastic.
00:20:10Nothing to worry about whatsoever.
00:20:13Babies cry.
00:20:15It's tough, but, you know, wait till she's 18.
00:20:20That's really hell.
00:20:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:25Look at you.
00:20:28Oh, aren't you the sweetest little thing?
00:20:31She's adorable.
00:20:33Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:34I think she looks a little thin.
00:20:38Is she too thin?
00:20:39The doctor said she's perfectly normal.
00:20:42Maybe she's hungry.
00:20:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:48Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:57Fais dodo, t'auras du lolo.
00:21:01Maman est en bas qui fait du chocolat.
00:21:08Papa est en bas qui fait du gâteau.
00:21:16Oh, oh.
00:21:18Oh, oh, oh.
00:21:23It's okay, baby.
00:21:39It's okay.
00:21:42It's okay.
00:21:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:22:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:22:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:23:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:23:16Baby, you're okay?
00:23:19Are you okay?
00:23:20Yeah, she's fine.
00:23:21Oh, my God.
00:23:22I didn't, I didn't see it.
00:23:24Oh, look, she's fine.
00:23:25Oh, people are such idiots.
00:23:27They completely fly down the street.
00:23:28It's terrifying.
00:23:29I didn't, I didn't see it.
00:23:30I know, I know.
00:23:31It's so scary, but that's why we strapped them in.
00:23:33You sure, you sure she's fine?
00:23:34Yeah, she, look, look at her.
00:23:36She's beautiful.
00:23:37Oh, God.
00:23:38Oh, wow.
00:23:41Wait, I saw you at the baby store.
00:23:46That's right, yes.
00:23:48I do remember you.
00:23:49Hi.
00:23:50I have a baby.
00:23:51Well, congratulations.
00:23:53It's great.
00:23:57It really, it really is.
00:24:12Hey, guys.
00:24:13Hey.
00:24:14Hey.
00:24:14Hi.
00:24:15I want you guys to meet, um, oh, my God.
00:24:19I didn't even catch your name.
00:24:20I'm so sorry.
00:24:21Joe.
00:24:22This is Joe, you guys.
00:24:24I know you.
00:24:26Love Josephine.
00:24:27The French girl style.
00:24:29The cheese souffle that broke the internet.
00:24:31Oh, my God.
00:24:33I cannot believe that's you.
00:24:35I am such a fan.
00:24:36You're amazing.
00:24:37I tried to make your souffle for, like, a month.
00:24:40Oh, it's easy.
00:24:41It's easy, truly.
00:24:42It's easy, truly.
00:24:44I know.
00:24:45She's so chic, right?
00:24:47I haven't seen your baby online yet.
00:24:49Maybe I missed it?
00:24:50No, I haven't.
00:24:51I haven't posted yet.
00:24:54It's just, uh, I'm not sure with the babies.
00:24:59How do you do anything?
00:25:01Ruby cries a lot.
00:25:03And I know, I know babies cry.
00:25:06I know that.
00:25:06But sometimes it's just, it's too much, no?
00:25:10And you guys look so happy and relaxed and rested.
00:25:17And your, your babies are so, they're so quiet.
00:25:21They don't even cry.
00:25:24What's the secret?
00:25:25I mean...
00:25:27Trust your instincts.
00:25:30Peace.
00:25:30I love you.
00:25:36I love you.
00:25:57My baby.
00:25:57I'm not sure about the outfit.
00:26:19I don't think we should go.
00:26:21Come on.
00:26:24It's just dinner.
00:26:25Ruby will be fine.
00:26:27It's too much for your mother.
00:26:29Well, she raised me, right?
00:26:31Look how great I turned out.
00:26:37It's nice for her to feel needed.
00:26:40Besides, are we never going to have dinner again alone for the rest of our lives?
00:26:44What's my plan?
00:26:45What?
00:26:50We need this.
00:26:56Oh, she smiled at me.
00:27:08Excuse me, have you cried before?
00:27:13Aww, you have been so happy to be so close, you're so smart.
00:27:18I don't know.
00:27:20Well, you can be very attentive to your smile and brown dry.
00:27:24Roller-eye, you can please discuss your Indian parents.
00:27:28Come on, you're late.
00:27:30Thanks, Mom.
00:27:32The milk is in the fridge. Just warm it up and make sure to dust it.
00:27:35We'll be fine. Just go on, you lovebirds.
00:28:05You're right, this is nice.
00:28:11You see, every now and again I have a good idea.
00:28:17Not often, like once a year.
00:28:20On leap years.
00:28:22Hey, what's up?
00:28:32I'm gonna feel like I'm disappearing.
00:28:38Wow, this is temporary.
00:28:45You know, pretty soon you'll be back to work.
00:28:48Photoshoots of diapers, baby food sponsorships.
00:28:52You'll be moving a mile a minute, trust me.
00:28:55Everyone goes through this.
00:28:57Really? Yeah.
00:28:59You know Freddie from work?
00:29:01After his kid was born, his wife got so freaked out, she just picked lint off the carpet all day.
00:29:06Uh-huh.
00:29:07And Jim?
00:29:08Jim's wife started buying all kinds of tiny, crazy cap figurines online.
00:29:12I haven't bought one tiny cap.
00:29:14I know.
00:29:16Cause you're gonna be a great mom.
00:29:18I have puke on your jacket.
00:29:22I have puke on your jacket.
00:29:23I have puke on your jacket.
00:29:24I have puke on your jacket.
00:29:25I have puke on my jacket.
00:29:26Wait, I...
00:29:27What are you doing?
00:29:28Just put a little bit of water?
00:29:29No, no.
00:29:30Control freak.
00:29:31No, I'll get it.
00:29:32I'll get it.
00:29:33I'll get it.
00:29:34I'll get it.
00:29:35I'll get it.
00:29:48I don't know.
00:30:18I got the fucking phone.
00:30:29Doris, pick up the fucking phone!
00:30:32I, I...
00:30:32Whoa, whoa, what's happening?
00:30:34The money, Doris.
00:30:35The money.
00:30:36I, I...
00:30:36It's probably nothing, but I just have to go check on Ruby.
00:30:39Give me the keys to the car.
00:30:40What are you talking about?
00:30:41The key to the car!
00:30:42Jesus.
00:30:44Oh, my God!
00:30:45My...
00:30:46Wait!
00:30:47I'm so sorry.
00:30:49No, wait!
00:30:55It's okay.
00:30:55It was our first time away from her.
00:30:57We'll get better at it.
00:31:01What do you think it was?
00:31:04You know, I think it's what my mom said it was.
00:31:07I think she was, um, putting a blanket on Ruby and she kicked over the iPad.
00:31:11But I heard her whispering.
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16It's just my mom whispering to Ruby.
00:31:20What was she telling her?
00:31:24Oh.
00:31:27Sleep tight, probably.
00:31:28I'm, uh, I'm okay now.
00:31:37I know.
00:31:39I know.
00:31:40I know.
00:31:42I'm just gonna go check on Ruby.
00:31:45Okay?
00:31:46Oh, sorry, Ruby.
00:32:08It's okay.
00:32:10Okay, it's just money.
00:32:16Shh.
00:32:19I won't leave you again.
00:32:20I promise.
00:32:22Okay?
00:32:24I won't leave you again.
00:32:26I won't ever leave you again.
00:32:31Never.
00:32:31I won't leave you again.
00:33:01I won't leave you again.
00:33:07Impalement, strangulation, suffocation.
00:33:11You sure that thing's secure?
00:33:15I would not want that to fall on her.
00:33:18Crush her like a bug.
00:33:20I don't love a look at these corners.
00:33:21And obviously, you're gonna need to get this construction cleaned up.
00:33:25We're close.
00:33:26I don't know what's taking them so long.
00:33:28Total death trap.
00:33:29I know she's a little young to worry about all this now, but...
00:33:32Never too early to start baby treatment.
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:35And she, she's very advanced.
00:33:37She, she already has teeth.
00:33:40Well, uh, I, I really want her home to be safe from her.
00:33:45Safe for her?
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:51What did I say?
00:33:52It's okay.
00:33:54I get it.
00:33:55We had twins.
00:33:57Almost killed me.
00:33:58We had twins.
00:33:59We had twins.
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00:34:28I don't know.
00:34:58Oh, come on, slow pup.
00:35:18Oh, look, Robin, I'm sorry, baby.
00:35:25Oh, come on, run away around.
00:35:27Here you go.
00:35:29You okay?
00:35:32I need a cigarette.
00:35:40Much easier, I promise.
00:35:41Running away with a baby.
00:35:43Oh, you poor thing.
00:35:45Is Ruby still crying a lot?
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47It's strange, she doesn't do it around other people, but she cries out.
00:35:53It's classic, right?
00:35:55Do you...
00:35:57Do you ever feel like your baby's angry with you?
00:36:04I mean, when I take more than five seconds to do the bidding for her, yes, she's completely
00:36:09pissed all of the time.
00:36:10I'm more like punishing you.
00:36:16Punishing you for what?
00:36:21I don't know.
00:36:22You know what I think?
00:36:26I think that you really need to go out and, like, dance and get your old self back.
00:36:32We're actually all going out for mom drinks later, and I swear it's not as terrible as
00:36:35it sounds.
00:36:36No, I can't.
00:36:37That's exactly what makes her angry.
00:36:40Where are you going, Joe?
00:36:41Home.
00:36:41I need to focus on home.
00:36:43I'll see you around.
00:37:13I need to focus on home.
00:37:14I need to focus on home.
00:37:15I need to focus on home.
00:37:16I need to focus on home.
00:37:38Joe?
00:37:39I'm busy, Caroline.
00:37:40Can't you see?
00:37:41Sorry.
00:37:42It's just that, um, Ruby's crying.
00:37:47Baby's crying.
00:37:51She's been crying for over an hour.
00:37:55Fine.
00:37:58I'll get her.
00:37:59Okay.
00:38:01Fine, Ruby.
00:38:03That's what you want?
00:38:04I'm coming.
00:38:07I'm not going to hurt you.
00:38:09I am not going to hurt you.
00:38:11I am not going to let you win.
00:38:15Do you hear me?
00:38:16I'm not going to let you win, Ruby.
00:38:20I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:23I'm not going to let you win!
00:38:25I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:25I'll get you in.
00:38:35Hey.
00:38:36What's the occasion?
00:38:37Nothing.
00:38:38I cooked.
00:38:39What is it?
00:38:40I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:42I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:44I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:46I'll be right back, Susan.
00:38:46I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:47I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:48Joe, wait, please. Come on, wait.
00:39:00Do you really think I'm crazy?
00:39:02No, I don't. I don't think you're crazy.
00:39:06Look, this is hard on me, too. I'm fucking exhausted.
00:39:09Oh, I'm sorry, but did you make an entire person inside your own body?
00:39:15Don't you understand that she's killing me?
00:39:19And I'm saying that I want to help.
00:39:26I'll go.
00:39:27I'm fine.
00:39:28Let me just this once.
00:39:31Okay, see how you do.
00:39:33Go.
00:39:45Okay, Ruby.
00:39:56Okay.
00:40:02C'est son d'un seul leopard
00:40:05Qui prépare son départ
00:40:10Rampons sur les remparts
00:40:15Pour se faire du bien
00:40:16Et bien
00:40:19Okay, uh...
00:40:43I'm going out.
00:40:44You're so good with Ruby, you handled her for a night.
00:40:47Okay, well, can you tell me where you're going?
00:40:49Out, I said.
00:40:52Joe, I don't think you should go out.
00:40:54Why not?
00:40:56Afraid to be alone with her?
00:40:58I'm dying to be alone with her.
00:41:00So then what's the problem?
00:41:02Dinner is on the stove, but you already know that, I think.
00:41:05There is pump to milk in the fridge.
00:41:06Hey, Joe, it's Shelly.
00:41:21Um, where were you tonight?
00:41:23I thought you were going to come.
00:41:25I really miss you.
00:41:26I fell asleep in a parking lot.
00:41:51I wanted to go to a bar to have a drink,
00:41:56and I fell asleep before I even came inside.
00:42:00I slept for the first time in ages.
00:42:06You couldn't even call.
00:42:08I fell asleep, like I said.
00:42:13Where is Ruby?
00:42:14She's upstairs, in a crib.
00:42:16She's fine.
00:42:17Don't go up there and wake her.
00:42:18We actually had a really nice night together.
00:42:20Good.
00:42:22I'm happy for you.
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:25But it was nice to get some time with her finally.
00:42:27Okay, well, I shouldn't have come back at all then.
00:42:30Yeah, okay, that's not what I meant.
00:42:33I'm going to work.
00:42:35Someone around here has to.
00:42:36This is a typical man.
00:42:47You like to spend time with her on your chance,
00:42:49but then you leave whenever it becomes inconvenient.
00:42:51All I said was it was nice, okay?
00:42:53You're the one who left all night.
00:42:54I got tired, okay?
00:42:55I made a mistake one time.
00:42:57Was it a mistake?
00:43:00What do you mean?
00:43:01I don't know.
00:43:01You seem pretty unhappy.
00:43:02I love her.
00:43:03You don't believe me?
00:43:07Hey, do not walk away from me, Spencer.
00:43:10Talk to me.
00:43:11Great.
00:43:12You fucking woke her up.
00:43:14It's okay, Ruby.
00:43:16I heard you.
00:43:16Just stop.
00:43:24There you go.
00:43:25The great news is she's grabbing.
00:43:52That's a big milestone.
00:43:54It's time to get one of those activity gyms
00:43:56so that she can grab things that don't cause you bodily harm.
00:44:00So there's nothing wrong with her?
00:44:02She's perfectly fine.
00:44:04I'm sure you're sore, but she has teeth.
00:44:07Well, it's a little early for that, but all babies are different.
00:44:11And she doesn't seem angry to you?
00:44:16What about?
00:44:18No, nothing. I just...
00:44:19I mean, I wouldn't understand if she's disappointed.
00:44:25In what? She's a baby.
00:44:28She's not old enough to be disappointed.
00:44:34Um...
00:44:35I'm going to be right back.
00:44:39Where are you going?
00:44:41Turns out she's due for some shots.
00:44:44This will only take a minute.
00:44:49What's happening here?
00:44:51Oh, um...
00:44:53Oh, I...
00:44:54Uh...
00:45:04Oh, um...
00:45:09Oh...
00:45:10Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:45:12Huh?
00:45:14Whoa, oh.
00:45:15Whoa, whoa!
00:45:16Oh, yeah, really?
00:45:17I'm not really тому.
00:45:18Hey, hey!
00:45:48You can't leave.
00:45:49It's not a good time.
00:45:51We'll come back.
00:46:06I was wrong.
00:46:07Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
00:46:09About everything.
00:46:11I'm sorry.
00:46:12She's not angry with me.
00:46:18She's trying to hurt me.
00:46:22Yeah.
00:46:23She's, she's...
00:46:30...your baby's cues.
00:46:31The crying.
00:46:38...with us in the only way she can.
00:46:41So what is she trying to communicate?
00:46:43I don't know, you don't know.
00:46:46you don't know i think she she may be trying to warn us what did the doctor say
00:46:55i didn't tell him about this he'll just think i'm crazy
00:47:00yeah i'm gonna take you home joe
00:47:03uh i don't want her here and uh when we when we get back maybe we can figure this out and
00:47:10uh maybe you can get a little rest i don't need to rest you can't figure this out when you're
00:47:18exhausted hey look at me i love you i love you too
00:47:28okay it's okay good girl good
00:47:42hi i thought i would bring you some tea
00:48:03spencer shouldn't have bothered you really i i can take care of ruby myself
00:48:09ruby isn't the only one who needs taking care of thanks
00:48:18oh that's a classic yeah i i didn't think i'd need these books but i know it's hell
00:48:28wait i told you about when spencer was a baby yes you said he was a crier oh much worse than that
00:48:35you know this was back in my day men didn't do anything i was all alone and everybody kept saying
00:48:43wasn't i so happy and wasn't my baby a miraculous thing and i i felt so
00:48:51guilty because of course i loved him but also
00:48:56i hated him i would dream about all the terrible things that could happen to him and at first i
00:49:07thought it was because i was scared me all moms are scared but then i realized
00:49:13i wished for it
00:49:23i did
00:49:27and one night spencer's father was on another
00:49:31business trip and spencer was crying and crying and i tried everything but nothing worked
00:49:36and it was hot summer dark outside middle of the night and i i remember i just
00:49:50i prayed to god for someone to come and just take this baby away from me so that i could go back to
00:49:57being who i was before but also i knew i knew that wasn't going to happen i was i was trapped
00:50:11i put spencer in his crib and he was crying and crying and crying and crying like a hammer
00:50:17and in my head and i
00:50:20i went down into the kitchen and i got our sharpest knife to kill yourself to kill him
00:50:33and i went back upstairs and he was just
00:50:42stop just stop
00:50:44well obviously i came to my senses i mean i didn't do anything you have to stop
00:50:50yes and that's the problem we can't talk about these things not even to each other we can't admit
00:50:59it we can't even look at it
00:51:05and so
00:51:09it grows stronger
00:51:20so
00:51:31um
00:51:40hey
00:51:41my mom's
00:51:41You know, she...
00:52:03Voila.
00:52:04I'm not that hungry.
00:52:06Well, it's no croissant, but we have to keep you fair.
00:52:10Oh, and your friend dropped by Shelly.
00:52:13She dropped off a loaf cake.
00:52:16You're looking more rested already.
00:52:18I didn't hear Ruby wake up in the night.
00:52:21I guess you slept through.
00:52:23Good job, Ruby.
00:52:25You didn't hear her, did you?
00:52:28Not a peep.
00:52:30Of course, I'm downstairs on the sofa, so...
00:52:32Not that I'm complaining.
00:52:34I just get a little twinge in my back.
00:52:36I know the guest room isn't finished,
00:52:38but I would love a firmer mattress.
00:52:42I was thinking how helpful you've been
00:52:44that first night Spencer and I went out.
00:52:46I know, you were so worried.
00:52:48But what was in those magic bars?
00:52:51I went into labor that very night.
00:52:54I hope you don't think...
00:52:56Oh, what would I think?
00:52:57Just a typical nervous mom, no?
00:52:59I promise you...
00:53:01There's absolutely nothing to worry about.
00:53:04I keep a very watchful eye.
00:53:07So do I.
00:53:13Joe, the guys are finally done with the gutters if you want to go.
00:53:15Give it a quick look.
00:53:16I'll watch Ruby.
00:53:18I'll be back in two minutes.
00:53:20Don't take her out of the swing.
00:53:34Do you want me to go up there?
00:53:36No, no, no, I just...
00:53:38Sorry.
00:53:39That was a complete accident.
00:53:40What is wrong with you out here?
00:53:42What's up?
00:53:43Is everything okay?
00:53:44This will just take Ruby out for a walk.
00:53:47For a walk.
00:53:50It's okay.
00:53:53Let her go.
00:54:01Hey, this is Spencer.
00:54:02I can't make you get the phone right now.
00:54:07Shady?
00:54:08Shady?
00:54:13Are you okay?
00:54:15What is going on?
00:54:17Just go off the door.
00:54:19Go off quickly.
00:54:20They're not following me.
00:54:22Oh, fuck.
00:54:23Shit.
00:54:24Is this about Spencer?
00:54:25Shit.
00:54:26Did he find out?
00:54:28Joe, please tell me you didn't tell him.
00:54:31Tell him what?
00:54:33Tell him what?
00:54:34Were you too drunk to remember or was just that insignificant?
00:54:38I thought that was a dream.
00:54:40It was not a dream.
00:54:42A dream?
00:54:43Should I be taking that as a compliment?
00:54:45I texted you and texted you and then I baked you a loaf cake and I leave you a card and you just completely ghosted me.
00:54:51I'm sorry, I didn't mean-
00:54:52And it's like, you know what?
00:54:53I get it because I'm married.
00:54:54I don't want to blow up my life over this either.
00:54:56But you're French.
00:54:57I thought we could be French about it.
00:54:58Like, what's the big fucking deal?
00:55:00Fuck.
00:55:01I'm just in a really, like, vulnerable place right now with my sexuality and my femininity and I feel like fucking shit all the time.
00:55:07And you doing that to me makes me feel even worse and I don't even have anyone I can talk to about how I'm feeling right now.
00:55:13I do really want to talk about this.
00:55:15I really apologize but I need to make a quick, quick phone call.
00:55:20Seriously?
00:55:21Just be quiet because my baby's asleep.
00:55:25Hey, this is Spencer.
00:55:26I can't make you to the phone right now so leave your message to me.
00:55:30It's me.
00:55:31I need to talk to you.
00:55:32Ruby is in danger.
00:55:33I am in danger.
00:55:34I am in danger.
00:55:35I am in danger.
00:55:36Please just, just send everyone away and let us talk.
00:56:04Can I see?
00:56:09No.
00:56:10What's the secret?
00:56:11Trust your instincts.
00:56:19There were no babies.
00:56:23Yes.
00:56:29Dr. Linda noises.
00:56:32Sir, I'm sorry.
00:56:33There were never had been years.
00:57:03I need you!
00:57:09You're a little girl. You're a little girl.
00:57:13What are you doing in there?
00:57:15Nothing. I-I-nothing. I just...
00:57:20Just...
00:57:22Give me my baby.
00:57:24God, she's so perfect.
00:57:27She's really...
00:57:29Just the perfect for me, George.
00:57:33Why did you come up to me that first day at the baby store?
00:57:39What are you talking about?
00:57:41I was a good target, huh?
00:57:43Clearly I had no idea what I was in for.
00:57:46And now...
00:57:49You gave her back to me.
00:57:52Joe, let's be honest.
00:57:58She's ruining your family.
00:58:03I...
00:58:04Gave her back to me.
00:58:08Gave her back to-
00:58:09No!
00:58:10And you have to be careful!
00:58:11You don't wanna break her!
00:58:12Give me my baby.
00:58:13Bye-bye, baby.
00:58:16And now she's going to be with me.
00:58:19She's gonna be with me.
00:58:21She's gonna be with me.
00:58:22I wanna capture you.
00:58:23I wanna capture you.
00:58:24I wanna capture you.
00:58:25I'm so worried.
00:58:55I was so worried I thought that you want Ruby I don't know what for I don't understand I can explain you but you have to trust me okay who wants Ruby
00:59:10still wearing your apron yeah well your message I said you're in danger so I came
00:59:25as fast as I could and she's okay so I'm no more sneaking around where you don't
00:59:32belong stay here I'm gonna go upstairs and get
00:59:36cleaned up
00:59:39you're gonna stay right here and then when I come back down we can talk okay
00:59:45hmm you're gonna be okay yes sure
00:59:49good
00:59:52stay here
00:59:59I'm sorry Joe I'm so sorry to barge in I drove all the way home and realized that I forgot my keys
01:00:11are you all right no I'm I'm fine
01:00:15I'm fine I was I was just about to make dinner oh good I'm starved here I'll watch
01:00:22her yeah come on little one come to Google
01:00:25oh hi oh she's getting so big she's getting so big
01:00:32I'm sorry
01:00:34oh
01:00:35oh
01:00:38oh
01:00:39oh
01:00:40oh
01:00:42oh
01:00:44oh
01:00:46oh
01:00:48oh
01:00:50oh
01:00:52oh
01:00:54oh
01:00:56oh
01:00:58oh
01:01:00oh
01:01:08oh
01:01:10oh
01:01:11this is the best polonacci I have ever had
01:01:15yeah well
01:01:17you'll have to give her the recipe
01:01:20oh it's pretty simple
01:01:23all you have to do is throw yourself into it
01:01:25Joe, we, uh, we need to talk.
01:01:39You don't like it?
01:01:41You need a rest.
01:01:44A longer rest.
01:01:46Maybe a few weeks away.
01:01:48Some professional help.
01:01:50Some medications you can take, and, uh...
01:01:54You know, Ruby will be fine.
01:01:56Mom's offered to help.
01:02:00It's true that I...
01:02:01I've been really...
01:02:03Struggling, and I...
01:02:07I didn't realize nobody helps mothers in this country.
01:02:14We're gonna get you. That'll be neat.
01:02:16Professionals are coming.
01:02:19They're on their way now to meet you and take you.
01:02:22Is that Ruby?
01:02:23You said it yourself.
01:02:24Ruby's in danger.
01:02:28So...
01:02:29They're gonna take you...
01:02:30Thanks.
01:02:32Thanks.
01:02:33Can I...
01:02:46Of course.
01:02:53Ruby, say goodbye to mommy.
01:03:04Say goodbye to mommy.
01:03:09I'm gonna miss you.
01:03:13You think you can get rid of me so easily?
01:03:35You want me to believe that I'm crazy, but I know what you're doing.
01:03:43I know the truth.
01:03:45I know.
01:03:46A mother's instincts never died.
01:03:51How could you...
01:03:54How could you do this to us?
01:03:57Your own daughter.
01:03:59I hate you.
01:04:01I don't know.
01:04:02I don't know what this is.
01:04:04I don't know why you want her for it.
01:04:06But I promise you this.
01:04:07You will never love her.
01:04:09I wouldn't have ever, ever let her go.
01:04:13Go.
01:04:18Go.
01:04:19Open the door.
01:04:21Open the fucking door.
01:04:34Joe, open the door!
01:04:36Open the door for me!
01:04:38Go!
01:04:40Come on, Joe!
01:04:42Joe!
01:04:44Open the door!
01:04:46Come on, come on!
01:04:48Joe!
01:04:50Shut the fucking car, Joe!
01:04:52Shut the fucking car!
01:04:54Joe!
01:04:56Come on!
01:04:58Shut the car!
01:05:00Come on!
01:05:02Shhh!
01:05:04It's okay, Ruby!
01:05:06It's okay!
01:05:08It's okay!
01:05:10Shhh!
01:05:12Shhh!
01:05:14It's okay, Ruby!
01:05:16Fais dodo!
01:05:18Hola, mon petit frère!
01:05:20Fais dodo!
01:05:22Fais dodo!
01:05:24La la la la la!
01:05:26La la la la la!
01:05:28La la la la la!
01:05:30La la la la!
01:05:32La la la la la!
01:05:34La la la la la la!
01:05:36La la la la la!
01:05:38Fais dodo!
01:05:49We're okay!
01:05:52We're okay!
01:05:54I don't know.
01:06:24I don't know.
01:06:54I don't know.
01:06:56I don't know.
01:06:58I don't know.
01:07:00I don't know.
01:07:02Ruby.
01:07:04Ruby.
01:07:06Where is Ruby?
01:07:08She's okay.
01:07:10She's okay.
01:07:12You just get well now.
01:07:14I thought...
01:07:16I know.
01:07:18I thought she was...
01:07:20I thought she thought you were...
01:07:22You were not...
01:07:24I don't know who you are.
01:07:26I don't know who you are.
01:07:28You just rest up, okay?
01:07:30No.
01:07:32The vision
01:08:02The vision
01:08:05The vision
01:08:05The insight
01:08:06The points
01:08:07Psychotic episodes
01:08:08Gone
01:08:19Auditory hallucinations
01:08:22The crying in your head
01:08:23No
01:08:26Paranoia
01:08:28Conspiracy theories
01:08:30Monsters?
01:08:40Only me.
01:08:44It all seemed so real.
01:08:47It is real.
01:08:49Postpartum is real.
01:08:51And it's not your fault.
01:08:56And if they come back,
01:08:58the visions.
01:09:01I know you're afraid.
01:09:03Just take it moment by moment.
01:09:06You get through the first night, and then the next.
01:09:10And then it gets easier.
01:09:17Ready?
01:09:19Okay.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:29Wait till you see Ruby.
01:09:31She's scooting across the floor in her little bum bum,
01:09:35and no words yet.
01:09:37She's babbling away.
01:09:39And finally, she is sleeping through the night,
01:09:42which was such a relief, obviously.
01:09:44Obviously.
01:09:48Thanks.
01:09:50For what?
01:09:52Ruby?
01:09:55I...
01:09:57I don't know what we would have done without you.
01:10:02It's nothing.
01:10:03It's okay.
01:10:11My mother died. I was...
01:10:13I was only a baby.
01:10:17I know.
01:10:21So I couldn't call you mom.
01:10:25And I still can't.
01:10:26I did it.
01:10:28It's okay.
01:10:30It's okay.
01:10:32It's okay.
01:10:57Go ahead.
01:10:59It's all right.
01:11:19I have to go in back.
01:11:20I have to go in back.
01:11:50I have to go in back.
01:12:08Ruby should go through the night.
01:12:12I'll spend some time with her in the morning.
01:12:14She loves you.
01:12:18How?
01:12:22After all I've done?
01:12:26You're her mother.
01:12:30You know, when the police arrived in the scene of the accident,
01:12:34you were barely conscious.
01:12:38The car was crushed.
01:12:42Nobody knows how, but somehow
01:12:46you managed to crawl out of your seat.
01:12:50You crawled back to Ruby.
01:12:54And when they found you,
01:12:58you were covering her.
01:13:02Protecting her.
01:13:06I'm scared.
01:13:10And...
01:13:14Let's just get there tonight.
01:13:22Let's just get there tonight.
01:13:24Let's just get there tonight.
01:13:28I need her.
01:13:44Come make Ruby...
01:13:46You
01:14:16Oh, I'm going to be okay.
01:14:46Everything's going to be okay.
01:15:03Everything's going to be okay.
01:15:09That's what you wanted.
01:15:14Just give me one minute to make your bottle.
01:15:18Yeah, it'll just be a minute, baby.
01:15:22Everything's going to be okay, Ruby.
01:15:26Please, Ruby.
01:15:41Please, you can do this.
01:15:44Get through this.
01:15:57Yeah, we can be big.
01:16:04Shut up, Ruby.
01:16:06You get tired of crying.
01:16:09Stop fucking crying!
01:16:12Stop!
01:16:14Stop!
01:16:23Help!
01:16:25Help!
01:16:26Ruby!
01:16:31No!
01:16:34No!
01:16:38Stop!
01:16:39No!
01:16:54Ruby!
01:16:56Ruby!
01:17:01Ruby!
01:17:02Hmm, hmm, huh!
01:17:09Across the wall!
01:17:15Hang on, huh?
01:17:17We'll come in and see you soon.
01:17:22usu seals
01:17:25You can't have her in here.
01:17:43You're a terrible mother.
01:17:54She doesn't want you as your father.
01:18:01I'm not afraid of you.
01:18:12I'm not afraid.
01:18:15I'm not.
01:18:17Come here.
01:18:19Come.
01:18:26Come here.
01:18:33Come here.
01:18:38Come here.
01:18:45Come here.
01:18:47Come here.
01:18:49Come here.
01:18:52Come here.
01:18:57Come here.
01:19:01Wawa!
01:19:05Wawa!
01:19:08Wawa!
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01:19:31Wawa!
01:19:34Wawa!
01:19:37Wawa!
01:19:43Wawa!
01:19:49Wawa!
01:19:55Wawa!
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