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00:00Previously on Men in Trees.
00:02Are there any roommates?
00:04Cash! This is not a naked, friendly home.
00:07I want you to meet my gay son.
00:09You set my son up with this man?
00:11I am a great catch.
00:12I just can't marry you.
00:15And I can't marry someone who doesn't love me.
00:30Who can't do the job for free?
00:34I'm a fool to do your dirty work.
00:40I don't want to do your dirty work.
00:46Here you go.
00:48Brown paper, right?
00:49Movies, huh?
00:50It's not what you think.
00:51Oh, that's too bad.
00:52I was hoping to borrow them when you were done.
00:56Paycheck?
00:57Yeah, Cash.
00:59I need to send this journal.
01:02Lynn visiting Vancouver?
01:04Nope.
01:06Is she gonna be visiting Vancouver?
01:08No.
01:09She, uh, she moved back there.
01:11You 86 the old girlfriend?
01:13No, look, there was, uh, no 86.
01:15It was a mutual decision.
01:16You broke up?
01:17Whoa, whoa, this is big.
01:20I thought you just got back together.
01:22What happened?
01:23Look, she's gonna be fine.
01:25She bought a house down there.
01:26She found a good doctor.
01:27Look, I don't have time for this.
01:28Oh, I hear you.
01:29I'm not ready to talk yet.
01:31But you give a holler when you are.
01:33I'm a fool to do your dirty work.
01:42What are you doing out of bed?
01:44I cured my flu.
01:45Ask me how.
01:45You're gonna tell me anyway.
01:47True.
01:48It is all thanks to my miraculous ginseng chicken soup.
01:50Sick one day, fine the next.
01:52Is that a my recipe?
01:53No, it's a frist specialty.
01:55No one makes a chicken soup like a New Yorker.
01:57I got her Hitchcock.
01:58Oh, great.
01:59Put it in.
01:59I got the soup.
02:00You...
02:00I got him.
02:02You want your pillow?
02:02Thanks.
02:24Good soup.
02:26Right?
02:26Yeah.
02:26Get ready with the blanket soup.
02:35Hey, that looks just like a...
02:37George?
02:38George!
02:39Hi.
02:40No way!
02:41How are you doing here?
02:42Hi.
02:43Hi.
02:43Hi.
02:44I wanted to surprise you guys.
02:46Some scouting locations for fat camps up here.
02:48You trying to tell us something?
02:50Please.
02:52No, you look great.
02:53It's for a resort.
02:54Come to Alaska and watch your fat melt away with the glaciers.
02:57Yeah, not bad.
02:58Lucy Wu is on that bus.
03:00I know.
03:01That's why we're here.
03:02Lucy Wu is my cousin.
03:04The queen of ice dancing is your cousin?
03:07She's your cousin, too.
03:08Kind of.
03:09She visits once a year when she comes to Anchorage for an exhibition skate.
03:13China on ice.
03:14Yes.
03:14I've been trying to get up to New York to talk to her since Valdez.
03:16I am a huge fan.
03:18Really?
03:19Hello.
03:20Hi.
03:21Hi.
03:26You look great.
03:28You look great.
03:31Lucy, I cried when you fell during the slide chaisee in the 92 qualifiers.
03:37I love you.
03:40Thanks, Percy.
03:41Hello, Lucy.
03:42This is my son, George.
03:43And this is my other son, Patrick.
03:47I have so much to tell you.
03:49Come on.
03:49Let's all go back to the house.
03:50Yeah, you know what?
03:51I'll catch up with you guys later.
03:53Oh, okay.
03:56Hello.
03:56Hello.
03:56Hello.
03:57Sorry.
04:03George told Terry he was coming before he told us?
04:06Oh, that's the way it works, but the things we do for love.
04:13Hey, buddy, I think your arms had enough for one session.
04:19Just keep going.
04:22I'm telling you, most tattoos take at least a couple of treatments to remove.
04:25Even with the fancy laser gear they got now.
04:28You've got to do it in steps.
04:30It hurts too much to do it all in one sitting.
04:32I said, I don't care.
04:33Just get rid of it.
04:34It looks like the ice is definitely thinning out over here.
04:44Yeah.
04:45I give this baby about two weeks before she cracks.
04:48You better get everybody up here for the spring skate soon.
04:51You don't want your room falling through the ice like last year.
04:54You're right.
04:57You want to get in on the pool that picks the day of the ice cracks?
05:00You know I can't be involved in any illegal bedding activity.
05:04The 21st, 2.30.
05:06Put it in your name.
05:06You got it.
05:12Gee.
05:14Are you okay?
05:14Oh, yeah.
05:16Please.
05:18Yeah, I'm fine.
05:19You know me.
05:21I always bounce right back.
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:32Marion, hey.
05:33Hi.
05:35Oh, wow.
05:36Thanks.
05:37No.
05:38Thank you for your friendship.
05:40Oh, that's so sweet.
05:42I'm not done.
05:44To Marion Frist, relationship coach.
05:48A special matter I must broach.
05:50Coming up is our spring wedding, and I find that I'm not letting myself truly have much
05:57fun until I do this with someone.
06:01Without you, I'd be a loner.
06:06Please say you'll be my maid of owner.
06:10Of course.
06:12Really?
06:12Yes.
06:13Oh, I know.
06:16I took some poetic license with the rhyming.
06:18You are the bride.
06:19It is now my duty to tell you that you can do whatever the hell you want.
06:22Well, I want to buy my maid of owner a glass of champagne.
06:27Well, I'm not going to say no to that.
06:30Pretty cool.
06:32Jack and Liam.
06:33I can't believe it happened by the last night.
06:35It wasn't that they broke up.
06:38It's Jacqueline.
06:39Why is she broke?
06:41No, no.
06:42Jack and Liam.
06:43They broke up.
06:55He just proposed to her.
06:57Why would they all of a sudden break up?
06:59It's hard to say what's going on between two people.
07:02Do you think he's okay?
07:03Why don't you ask him?
07:04I can't talk to him.
07:05Why not?
07:07Because I'm the woman who was done wrong.
07:08The done wrong woman does not go back to the bad guy and ask him if he's okay.
07:12Not that he's a bad guy.
07:14Oh, I hate that I'm defending him.
07:16I hate that I even care how he is.
07:18I shouldn't.
07:20So, don't talk to him.
07:22With that said, that's all you have to say?
07:25Maren.
07:26Yeah?
07:26I'm leaving.
07:27What?
07:28It's getting weird.
07:30You know, sharing toast.
07:31Having movie nights.
07:33Talking about whether or not you should talk to some guy.
07:35Your point being?
07:37I'm getting soft hanging out here.
07:38It's getting to be spring.
07:40I should be heading up to Nome.
07:42I'll put the boats in the water.
07:43Oh, come on.
07:44You love it here.
07:45I know.
07:46But I usually love it everywhere.
07:48Can't start getting attached.
07:49Well, what's wrong with getting attached?
07:52That's the point, isn't it?
07:53We're human beings.
07:54We form bonds.
07:55We build whole villages to take care of each other.
07:58Wait.
07:58You're leaving, right?
07:59The second?
08:00Yep.
08:02Not a fan of long goodbyes.
08:04Look, your house isn't going to cave in on you anymore.
08:06You'll be fine through the rest of winter.
08:07It's not just the house, okay?
08:10I got attached.
08:13I kind of liked having you as my roommate.
08:16Yeah, it was all right.
08:17Thanks for everything.
08:26Well, yeah, okay.
08:27Bye.
08:34Bye.
08:35What happened to your arm, man?
08:53Oh, uh, I tried to get my tattoo removed.
08:57I still got an N.
08:59I guess they can't get rid of it all at once.
09:01Nope.
09:02Jane broke out with me like three times.
09:04Didn't stick.
09:05It would have been better to just call it quits right away.
09:08Or maybe not.
09:11She'll be back.
09:12I must admit, I was getting kind of used to seeing you two mismatched lovebirds together.
09:17Oh, Jack, you should really let that breathe.
09:19Are you putting anything on it?
09:20No, I'm good.
09:21Hang on.
09:23Hey, Ben.
09:24One last beer for the road.
09:26Seems like I've given you about 15 last beers for the road, Josh.
09:30Look, I'd been out of here a long time ago if it hadn't been for marriage.
09:33You living with her?
09:35I got spoiled.
09:36I see women turn you to mush with their healing lotions and their houses and their whatnot.
09:41Guys do that, too, you know.
09:43Yeah, with a different set of whatnots.
09:45What is so bad about wanting to spoil somebody?
09:47And how are the women spoiling us exactly?
09:50There's only like five of them in town.
09:51Right, and look what they do to us.
09:53Oh, no, I've done this to myself, okay?
09:55She branded you.
09:57Yeah, domesticated.
09:58Just like me.
09:59Come on, I just don't want to see you with me.
10:04Me neither.
10:05That's kind of the whole point.
10:09I'm going to check out.
10:12Head up to my cabin.
10:15Solid to you.
10:16Man, he's got the right idea.
10:19I should head out, too.
10:20Sure.
10:22So you'd like to see the lunch menu?
10:23Officer Celia, Officer Dick here, ready and willing to pick you up for a date.
10:35I need a couple minutes.
10:37Dinner theater waits for no woman.
10:39Get your hot ass out here.
10:50Hey, what happened?
10:51I just fell on the ice, cracked my hip.
10:53I'm fine, fine.
10:55Well, Celia, at least let me get the door.
10:57No.
10:58Really.
10:59Don't need your help.
11:01Okay.
11:02Okay.
11:11Okay.
11:12Okay.
11:14Now, come on.
11:15That step is pretty high.
11:17Oh, no.
11:17Please.
11:18Please be able to swing my legs over the door of my cherry red can brew.
11:21I guess you don't want help with that belt.
11:34Nope.
11:35All good.
11:40Just done that.
11:42Yeah.
11:43Okay.
11:43Okay.
11:44All right.
11:45All right.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Wow.
11:53Dinner theater, huh?
11:54It's a pretty big date.
11:55Sure is.
11:57It's my birthday next week.
11:58I thought we could celebrate together.
12:00I'm turning a big four old this year.
12:03Big four what?
12:04Oh.
12:04Oh.
12:09So you're telling me you're still in your 30s?
12:13Yes, ma'am.
12:14Next week I will officially be over the hill.
12:16This Patrick is the wedding binder formerly known as mine and Gramps, which I now happily
12:34bequeath to you and Annie.
12:36I feel bad taking this.
12:40Maybe you want to hang on to a neat note for you and Jack.
12:43What?
12:44Not that he's single.
12:45Doesn't mean we're getting married.
12:48Isn't there a part of you that's happy about the breakup?
12:51No.
12:52I think any breakup is sad.
12:54And this has got to be hard on Jack.
12:55He's a proud guy.
12:57Yeah.
12:57I heard he went to his cabin to hide out.
12:59Do you think they broke up because of you?
13:00No.
13:02Do you?
13:03Yes.
13:04All right, enough.
13:05This is not about Jack's relationship.
13:07This is about your wedding.
13:08Now, let's get started.
13:12Invites, beauty treatments, signing wedding favors.
13:17Look, Patrick, there's even such a for groom preparations.
13:23Wow.
13:25We knew a groom had so many responsibilities.
13:27Remember, it's supposed to be fun.
13:28Think of them as your fun-cibility.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Pick out a ring, suck the tux.
13:35Get the marriage license.
13:37This is big.
13:38Don't worry.
13:39Your best man can have you go back.
13:40Who is your best man?
13:43Better add that to my last.
13:45Oh.
13:54This could be it.
13:55My Alaskan fat camp.
13:57What little chubster wouldn't look at that view and think, sensible portions.
14:02Right.
14:03Well, I should get going.
14:05Got to deal with all this wedding stuff.
14:08Got a whole section of binder now and all.
14:10Getting hectic, huh?
14:11Big time.
14:12There's tons of work.
14:14Annie's got Marin made of honoring for her.
14:16But I'm still flying solo.
14:19Got to find my best man.
14:22All right, Patrick.
14:23I'll do it.
14:26I'll be your best man.
14:27You will?
14:30Why?
14:31I'm your big brother and you asked me.
14:33I did?
14:35You were getting ready to, right?
14:37Yes.
14:44You two better stop this before I turn on the waterworks.
14:46I swear to Oprah.
14:47I'll meet you back at the inn.
14:49Grab your binder.
14:50Oh, she's to section.
14:51That's going to change.
14:52There are a lot of possibilities here.
15:02You know, I hope you're not putting down Elmo roots for me.
15:08I'm not.
15:09It's for the fatties.
15:11Good.
15:12Because you're a peach.
15:13You really are.
15:15And the fatties might need you, but I'm just looking for a little fun.
15:18I'm not a commitment guy.
15:20I'm good on my own.
15:23I'm not asking you to be my life partner.
15:26But I was hoping you'd go to the ice dance with me.
15:28We don't ice dance with that thing.
15:30We just shuffle around on our skates and eat some high-sodium hot dogs.
15:35Lucy Wu is doing a star skate this year.
15:38And I thought we'd do an ice dance for her.
15:41An homage for the queen.
15:44Okay.
15:45I'll do it for Lucy Wu.
15:47We need to show these breeders how it's done.
15:52In your socks, I love, come to vanish again.
16:02When your thoughts are crushing, and you're broken again.
16:09And you're broken again.
16:23No way.
16:25No way at you.
16:26No way at you.
16:28Sorry, buddy.
16:31No camping allowed on this part of the mountain.
16:35Cash.
16:36I'm not feeling too good, man.
16:38You should have left me out there.
16:57You're sick, Gush.
16:58Uh-huh.
17:01Not possible.
17:02I never get sick.
17:06I must have got it from Maren.
17:08Maren's sick?
17:09She was.
17:10Until she made this soup.
17:13I need to get that soup.
17:15What soup?
17:16I don't know.
17:16It was magic.
17:17I gotta get some.
17:20Well, you're too sick to travel, Gush.
17:23Cool.
17:23You go get it, then?
17:25No.
17:25I can't face Maren right now.
17:29Why not?
17:30Because I was an idiot.
17:32I don't want to hurt her anymore.
17:34She's too good a person.
17:37She's not half bad.
17:40She's like the sun.
17:42After a long winter, she's like this force that just wakes you up.
17:49Nice.
17:50You should tell her that.
17:52Believe me, the most person that she wants to talk to is me.
17:54What is it with you two?
17:57What do you mean?
17:58She doesn't think she should talk to you.
18:00You think you shouldn't talk to her?
18:02You sound like two people.
18:03She should probably just suck it up and talk.
18:05She said that she shouldn't talk to me?
18:08Don't make me go into this again, man.
18:11You're just taking me to the soup.
18:13You're gonna be fine.
18:14We don't need to bother Maren, all right?
18:16I don't know.
18:27What do you mean, you don't know?
18:28It's a raw bar.
18:29Everyone's doing it.
18:30Shellfish says unique.
18:31I'm not in Alaska.
18:33Shellfish are like apples of the sea that are alive.
18:38Patrick, I've got to get you to work with me a little here.
18:40I just don't think a raw bar is exactly my nanny's style.
18:44It's an in style.
18:46It should be everyone's style.
18:48Hey, Maren!
18:50You're my new best man.
18:51Oh, that's great.
18:53It would be if I could get our boy here to agree to a butterscotch fountain.
18:57Well, Patrick, he's more of a cupcake kind of guy.
19:00What's better than a ton of tiny cakes?
19:02Weddings are wasted on the street.
19:05Unless you and Jack walk down the aisle, that would be a foxy child.
19:08It's easy to know.
19:10Seriously, people have got to stop.
19:11Patrick, we need to make an announcement.
19:13A single Jack and a still absorber of the news, Maren, do not a couple make.
19:16Do people think I have no self-respect?
19:19Should I have thrown Lynn and Bon Voyage party, too?
19:22French?
19:23You should have two French songbirds at the end of your wedding.
19:26Oh, don't worry.
19:27I'm on it.
19:31So, George, huh?
19:34Yeah, he's crazy.
19:35The shellfish and songbirds and fireworks explode into hearts.
19:43I don't know.
19:45He's more like the worst, man.
19:46I mean, don't get me wrong.
19:47I love him like a brother.
19:49I'm starting to think maybe I should do this on my own.
19:52What is it with men all this?
19:53I'm fine on my own business.
19:55You don't have to survive by yourself.
19:56That's the point of community.
19:58Women aren't afraid to lean on each other.
20:00Men always run to the woods.
20:02You're on in three, two, one.
20:07Spring is coming.
20:09Men of Elmo, any day now, the ice is going to crack.
20:12My question to you is, when are you going to crack and ask for some help?
20:18This is you two as kids?
20:28Oh, that was a summer we sold wigs made from Auntie Shen's goods.
20:33See, you got me up here, too.
20:35You're family, George.
20:38Your life is so glamorous, Lucy.
20:41Those costumes.
20:42The hair.
20:43It never moves.
20:44It's unreal.
20:44She even has a patented move and everything.
20:48It's all about the juju hands.
20:51She even has a juice drink named after her in China.
20:54And a lawnmower.
20:55Yeah, it's a lot sometimes.
20:58Sometimes I wish I could just be here with my and live a normal life.
21:01Can I hang up the skates?
21:03Oh, I hang up everything to find a man as good as buzz.
21:07I wish I could just quit the tour and stay here in Elmo with my favorite cousin.
21:12I miss you.
21:13Aw, I miss you too, honey.
21:15Well, uh, can you stay?
21:17No, I'm not citizen.
21:19And my work piece is up when the tour goes home.
21:22Well?
21:22What if we set you up with a nice American man?
21:25You know, the kind of guy who doesn't wear a deep-cut fuchsia leotard.
21:29Someone who can get you a green card.
21:31Just like that?
21:32Cousin, this is Elmo.
21:34Ten men to every woman.
21:35And a looker like you, you could have your pick of green cards.
21:39Especially with those choo-choo hands.
21:42Check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it.
21:43Please, don't do my move.
21:45Aaron, you home?
21:58Jack, is he all right?
22:00He says he needs soup.
22:01Mini bowls of soup.
22:02One hundred?
22:12That's better, sweetie.
22:14I need your soup.
22:21Not a sweetie.
22:22Looks like he's going to live.
22:32Yeah.
22:34Thanks for your help.
22:40Oh.
22:41Are you all right?
22:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:44What happened?
22:46I tried to remove the tattoo.
22:48Yeah, it was what, a weasel?
22:49No, no, I went to a guy.
22:51I just wanted it gone.
22:53But I guess I have to go back and finish it.
22:55Well, that makes sense.
22:55It takes time to heal.
22:58From a breakup.
23:00From a tattoo.
23:02But hey, it's not so bad to have an end.
23:04I mean, there are so many things that I could turn into.
23:08Alone?
23:09New.
23:10See, endless possibilities.
23:15I've been wanting to talk to you.
23:18Yeah?
23:18Yeah, you're like the only person.
23:21But I wanted to talk to you.
23:27Why did you break up?
23:31I guess I was, uh, working too hard to pretend that we were still Jack and Lynn.
23:38Just felt wrong.
23:40I'm sorry.
23:41Don't be.
23:43I'm the one who made a fool of himself.
23:44You were human.
23:45You were human.
23:47Painfully human.
23:49I messed us up.
23:54Jack, I...
23:55I know you're in a lot of pain.
23:59I know you need to heal and I want to help you, but...
24:03It's not like I can just give you chicken soup.
24:09I would want to give you more.
24:11And I can't right now.
24:17I get it, man.
24:27Well, I'll see you on top of the mountain, right?
24:35For the skate.
24:36Uh, no.
24:37This whole thing has been so humiliating.
24:40Hey, I know from humiliating public breakups.
24:43All of New York knew about the relationship coach.
24:47His fiance cheated on her.
24:49But you know what got me through?
24:52Elmo.
24:54They didn't even know me and they supported me.
24:57This is your town, Jack.
25:00Let them help you.
25:01So, what are we looking at here, Patty?
25:20What's going to be our wedding day?
25:21I don't know.
25:22I wasn't planning on changing much.
25:25What if we grow it out and shell it back?
25:27Um, I wouldn't know.
25:29I see what you're going for here,
25:29but I think our boy wants something a little more natural.
25:31Yeah, I wouldn't mind something natural.
25:34Okay, what if we went retro
25:35and we, like, layered and feathered it?
25:38You know, Maren says you shouldn't change your old look
25:39on your wedding day.
25:40Ah!
25:41Maren's not working with this.
25:42Can I just say something?
25:43Yeah, sure, bro.
25:43Okay, all this stuff you want to do,
25:44the birds, the butterscotch, the blowouts,
25:47it's perfect for you.
25:50What are you trying to say, Patrick O'Batchelton?
25:53I'm your brother.
25:53I deserve the truth.
25:54Okay, truth?
25:56Having you as a brother has been a wicked ride.
25:58I mean, we're so alike.
26:01It's scary.
26:02I think you'd be a great roomie.
26:04Probably a good cook.
26:05Of course.
26:06I even think you're a great wedding planner.
26:09Just maybe not for my wedding.
26:11I just don't think we're ready.
26:13Ah!
26:13Stabbed in the back by your own flesh and blood.
26:15What do you mean like that?
26:17I'm kidding.
26:17Patrick, I get it.
26:19You do?
26:20You do?
26:20I want pen lights in the centerpiece
26:22and you want a single wick candle.
26:25And ne'er the two shall meet.
26:27Exactly.
26:31What the hell are pen lights?
26:32Oh, hey, Celia.
26:38Have you seen Annie?
26:39We've got a big veil meeting.
26:40She's older than Patrick, you know.
26:42Uh, yeah, by a couple of years.
26:45I don't think that makes a difference.
26:46No?
26:48What about more than a couple?
26:49How about a couple couple?
26:51How about that?
26:52Uh, what about that?
26:54You don't think a man starts looking at a girl's crow's feet
26:57and starts to wish he'd landed himself a little chickadee.
27:01I'm not sure where you're going with this.
27:03Of course you're not.
27:05You and Jack are the same age.
27:06You're not going to have these problems.
27:07Uh, well, first of all, I think he's a teensy bit older.
27:10But second of all, what is wrong with people?
27:12There is no Jack in me.
27:16Is this about Dick?
27:19He's turning 40.
27:20Mm-hmm.
27:21I'm...
27:22Patrick's mother.
27:25Mm-hmm.
27:26Right?
27:26You do the math.
27:27Look at you, you're a beautiful, vibrant woman.
27:29Okay, okay, don't get fresh.
27:31I'm just saying you have nothing to worry about.
27:35I look good now, but what about when I turn the bend?
27:40You know, I mean, how do I know if Dick will want to go there with me?
27:43Because he's a smart man.
27:45Look, he already landed himself an older woman.
27:47He's got to be doing something right.
27:49Right?
27:57I think that was a pretty spectacular date.
28:03Mm-hmm.
28:04I can pretty much die and go to heaven now.
28:07Okay, bye-bye.
28:08Did what, uh, the fella doesn't get any thanks for his efforts?
28:13Okay, bye-bye.
28:18Ice queen, indeed.
28:20He took me to a petting zoo.
28:26At least the other three guys who set me up with bought me dinner.
28:29This is your favorite cousin and you threw her to Jerome?
28:33It was short notice.
28:34I was shooting for a green card, not a silver anniversary.
28:37I don't think I'm going to find love in Alaska.
28:41I must return to my cold, unfulfilled life on the ice.
28:45I hate that you have to leave.
28:47I know, me too.
28:49But none of these guys are right.
28:52I wish I could meet a great catch like George.
28:55He is a gem.
28:56Yeah, he'd be perfect.
28:58Except the boy is gay.
29:00And he might be a little related to you.
29:02That's a shame.
29:03It shouldn't be so hard to keep a family together.
29:07Wait, so you haven't met the perfect husband yet,
29:11but that doesn't mean you can't have a family.
29:13You wanted to get knocked up?
29:15No.
29:19Lucy, you might not find love in America right away,
29:22but while you wait for Mr. Wright,
29:25why not settle for Mr. Green Card?
29:28Mai, will you do me the honor of giving me your cousin's hand in marriage?
29:32Yes!
29:33I fired George.
29:46You what?
29:47I know, I know.
29:48I'm a cold-hearted bastard for firing my own brother.
29:51What happened?
29:52He's great and everything, and it's awesome that we're brothers.
29:55He doesn't really know how I roll.
29:56Yet, and vice versa.
29:59Well, of course not.
30:00You only met him two months ago.
30:01Yeah, and I feel like my best man should be my best friend.
30:04I mean, besides Annie.
30:06Yeah, I was a little worried about that butterscotch bone.
30:08And the whole oyster thing?
30:10Right, you've got that whole texture issue.
30:13Hey, what would be wrong with mini quesadillas?
30:15Everybody loves those.
30:16Well, si, si, senorita.
30:18See, Patrick, the great thing about you
30:20is you are a guy who likes the simple things,
30:22the real things.
30:23You make people relax and feel good.
30:26That's who you are, so that's how your wedding should be.
30:28Exactly.
30:31Maren, will you be my best man?
30:35What?
30:36Well, you know me really well.
30:38Patrick, you cannot just steal my maid of honor.
30:42I'm not.
30:43Being a maid of honor is a full-time job, Patrick,
30:45and the bride has twice as much to do as the groom.
30:48Twice as much?
30:49Really?
30:50Have you seen my list?
30:51Yeah, I've seen your little list.
30:53Big deal.
30:54You pick out some music and write a toast
30:56and half the vows?
30:58Well, you can't even get married without the groom.
31:01Sit there.
31:03Fine.
31:04Fine.
31:07I am so happy you two are getting married.
31:10Yeah, the world is just a stage
31:14and there are players in the place
31:16and wonder what's behind the stage.
31:18Oh, sorry.
31:22He does that.
31:26Hey, you're looking better.
31:28That's Sue, man.
31:30I don't know how you do it.
31:31I mean, it's some sort of miracle.
31:33So you're going to come skating with me?
31:34Oh, I don't think I'm ready for that.
31:36Come on.
31:37It'll be fun.
31:38Jack's right.
31:43What about Jack?
31:44You said you're all bright and shiny and crap like the sun.
31:49You said that?
31:50Well, not the crap part.
31:51No.
32:10Okay, let's go.
32:13Everybody have the eyes.
32:15Are you nice to see me?
32:18No, no.
32:19No!
32:20No!
32:20Ok.
32:20How are you enjoying your first spring scape?
32:41Oh, it's great.
32:42Yeah, I've noticed all the snow, right?
32:44Yeah.
32:45Well, we take what we can get at the summer solstice we inhale.
32:47Oh, I got it.
32:48But just so we're clear, the point of this whole thing is that we're so close to the thaw
32:52that the ice is going to crack, so we're getting in our last game, right?
32:55Pretty much.
32:56Isn't that just a smidge dangerous?
32:58A town full of men, Mary.
33:00Ha!
33:01Yes.
33:03Hey, look who showed up.
33:09Excuse me.
33:18Tell me what to do.
33:21Hey.
33:22Oh, hey.
33:23You made it.
33:24Yeah.
33:25Thanks for getting me back out, Coach.
33:27My pleasure.
33:30I'm glad you're here.
33:32Yeah.
33:33Me too.
33:35Something to keep you from falling through the ice.
33:37To the ice.
33:38Again.
33:39I would still be there for you.
33:41Will you still be there for me?
33:44When I need your friends?
33:46When the body falls apart.
33:48Look at me, I feel a part of you.
33:50When the body falls apart.
33:51Look at me, I feel a part of you.
34:06And now, two very promising young ice dancers will take the ice!
34:11What are you doing?
34:12I'm off tempo.
34:13I'm off tempo.
34:14Give in to the ice.
34:15Remember what Lucy said?
34:16You were the heat that cuts the ice.
34:17Would you mind not talking about the missus for five minutes, please?
34:32You're obsessed.
34:33Aren't you?
34:36Not enough to marry her.
34:39And turn!
34:41I'm just trying to do something nice for mine.
34:43It's just a piece of paper.
34:44It's not like it means anything.
34:46You know, it may not mean anything to you, but it means an awful lot to me.
34:50This whole institution of marriage pisses me off.
34:52No one should get married until weekend.
34:55The gays, I mean.
34:56You're jealous.
34:58You're crazy.
35:00You should be committed saying you don't want to be committed.
35:05I know I said that, okay?
35:06I know.
35:07But it's just something I said.
35:08A man's got to protect his heart around here.
35:10So you want a relationship with me?
35:14You ice dancing fool!
35:15Of course I do!
35:17Oh!
35:27It's cracking!
35:28Get off the ice!
35:29Get off the ice!
35:30Get off the ice!
35:31Get off the ice!
35:32Get off the ice!
35:34There's my spring blossom.
35:35I missed the big crack.
35:37Oh, I did, come on!
35:40We need to talk.
35:41look I'm older than you by a number of years so you know let's say when you're 60 I'm gonna be
35:57and when you're 70 I'm gonna be
36:03dead so as you can see this just isn't gonna work so you know you should just you just get out
36:17while I can still kind of walk a little you think I care when I look at you I don't see age
36:23I see an intelligent beautiful sexy police chief with an ass that just won't quit
36:29really I don't care if you're 39 or 59 okay just for the record I'm not 59 whatever you're hot
36:39and you're mine
36:41let me be the Ashton to your to me
36:46hey hey so I talked already from the body shop yeah well why you know for a just married getaway car
37:09he's got a monster truck that'll really make a statement
37:12we are not leaving our wedding in a monster truck why not we'll be up high you can see
37:18everything have those mud flaps your dress don't get all muddy we're making a statement
37:23Patrick I'm not going to let you ruin our wedding I'm just not
37:34I need to ask you something else but I didn't have time to write another poem
37:43would you please be Patrick's best man please for me I think maybe you should say yes
37:51we need you besides you were the one who brought us together you should be the one standing beside us
37:59our wedding that makes sense
38:01okay everybody the ice officially cracked at 4 22 the person having the closest time and date was
38:24uh chief bachelor
38:28I don't know how that could have happened I don't gamble
38:32I won't get it mrs. Robinson
38:34it's all yours chief
38:44hey oh my gosh look at me I'm not using my crotch
38:52let me help you with that
39:04oh look how sweet
39:07you deserve to be treated like a princess
39:10but I'm not sure I can be your prince
39:13if I were to marry any woman it would be you
39:16but you deserve the real thing
39:18it's okay Georgie we thought it might come to this
39:23I like you very much too
39:25but it would be wrong to marry a man I would most certainly cuckold
39:29Buddha doesn't understand the subtleties of a fake marriage
39:33I'm so sorry I couldn't keep you together
39:35we're gonna find a way
39:38you could have had me
39:40that's all I'm saying
39:41I only get one shot at Jerome
39:43excuse me
39:45okay bye bye
39:46well I'll tell you what
39:56no matter how you go about it
39:58marriage is serious business
39:59it's better to wait for the right man
40:01than marry the wrong woman
40:03so
40:14the wedding is off
40:17but I think the fact camp might happen
40:19oh yeah
40:21I checked the location again and I think it might be perfect
40:26but if I go through with this I want to be around a lot more
40:29you don't say
40:31listen mister
40:35you only get one proclamation a day out of me
40:37so don't push it
40:39okay
40:39it's your oldest trick and the cheapest one
40:47guys
40:48here
40:52I got you some stuff
40:58I always wondered why there are so many men in Alaska
41:15maybe they take satisfaction in roughing it on the last frontier
41:20a place where even the spring is tough to live through
41:24but when the sun finally comes out
41:31you realize you're not alone
41:36and there are people all around you
41:38and that makes the thaw that much sweeter
41:41even if the spring is fleeting
41:47but now that I live here
41:51I know it's not just the men who are tough
41:54the women here become pretty tough as well
41:57I didn't even realize I'd survived my first winter in Alaska
42:07until it was over
42:09I could have done it on my own
42:16but I'm glad I didn't have to
42:21And I'll tell you a bit of a game
42:22I'll tell you a bit of a game
42:22I'll tell you a bit of a game
42:24And I'll tell you a bit of a game
42:24one
42:25and then I see you in Alaska
42:26I'll tell you the same movie
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