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When Joey goes to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being an actor, he meets his nephew Michael and ends up sharing a unique camaraderie with him.
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00:00Hey, you had to go with Sarah.
00:05Did you tell her you love her?
00:06Uh-huh.
00:07And then I asked her to move in.
00:08What?
00:09Surprised?
00:10Me too.
00:12What about me?
00:13Just, if she moves in here, where am I gonna go?
00:15I mean, I can't move back in with my mother.
00:17It's true, he can't.
00:18I turned his room into a recording studio.
00:22I have dreams.
00:25All right, well, look, we didn't talk about it,
00:27but worst comes to worst, you can stay here with me
00:29with my live-in girlfriend in this apartment
00:31that won't stop spinning.
00:34When you guys have only been going out a month
00:35and you asked her to move in with you,
00:36that is a big decision.
00:38Seems a little fast to me.
00:39Yeah, you like thinking through life's big decisions, do you?
00:45God, actually gonna go through with this?
00:47Well, I want her to stay, and moving in
00:49was the only thing I could think of to get her to stay.
00:51And if I'm not totally comfortable with it yet,
00:53I'll fake it till I get there.
00:55You really think you could pull that off?
00:56Yeah, please, come on, I'm an actor.
00:58Come on.
01:01Hey.
01:02Hey.
01:03I was thinking about going shopping tomorrow.
01:04If we're gonna live together,
01:05maybe we can get some new things.
01:06What do you think?
01:07That sounds really nice, buying stuff together.
01:10It's like a whole new start.
01:11I'd love it.
01:12Mm-hmm.
01:13Mm-hmm.
01:16Wow, that's some good acting.
01:18Yeah.
01:19I need to keep going.
01:20I need to keep going.
01:26Come on.
01:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30Everything's gonna be all right.
01:31I'm gonna fight y'all.
01:32I'm gonna fight y'all.
01:33I'm gonna fight y'all.
01:34You wanna be all right,
01:35you gotta watch all.
01:36Come on.
01:37Everything's gonna be all right, yeah.
01:39Everything's gonna be all right
01:41I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right, you wanna be all right, you gotta watch all
01:46I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right, you wanna be all right, you gotta watch all
01:51Hey guys!
01:57Hey!
01:57Hey!
01:58Something kind of exciting happened yesterday.
02:00A guy at work asked me out.
02:02Wow, that was quick.
02:03I know!
02:03I just started telling people I'm getting divorced like two days ago,
02:06and then this guy that I never really even talked to comes up to me.
02:10Uh, the office Joey.
02:14What?
02:15There's a group of men, of which I am a proud member,
02:18whose sensors are so finely tuned that they can identify the need for rebound sex.
02:24And we provide that sex.
02:28I don't think he's that kind of guy.
02:30Oh really?
02:30Did he offer to help you move furniture now that your husband's gone?
02:33He did.
02:34Well played, office Joey.
02:37So you gonna go out with him?
02:38I guess so, yeah.
02:39I'm gonna go out on my first date.
02:41That's a big stab.
02:42Yeah, and hey, speaking of which, I heard about you and Sarah.
02:45I know, huh?
02:47It's a little fast, but I'm really excited to take our relationship to the next level.
02:50And a bite that time.
02:51Yeah, I may be losing it.
02:55So Seth and I, we're waiting in line for the opening of the new Star Wars movie, right?
02:58Seth got into a fight, lost our place.
03:02That kid got into a fight?
03:04Yeah.
03:04Another person in line was also dressed as Princess Leia, and he like considers that his thing.
03:10Look, Michael, if you want, I could call my agent and see if she could get you into like an advanced screening.
03:14Oh my God, that would be incredible.
03:16I mean, I'd be the coolest guy in Caltech.
03:18Except for that guy who can throw a frisbee.
03:21All right, I'll give Bobby a call.
03:23Wait, wait, wait.
03:23I don't know.
03:23I don't like the way she looks at Michael.
03:25How does she look at him?
03:26The way I look at the guy who delivers Joey's water.
03:28Gina, that guy is filthy.
03:30I know.
03:37Hey, Bobby, you got a minute?
03:39Oh, good.
03:39It's you.
03:41Great news.
03:42I got you the cover of Bride magazine.
03:46What?
03:47Why?
03:48Is this not Tori Spelling?
03:53Oh, it's Joey.
03:55Oh, good.
03:56It's you.
03:58Listen, they want you to go into work today to shoot a promo for the season finale at Deep Powder.
04:04Today?
04:05Why didn't you tell me sooner?
04:06I've been busy.
04:08Some crazy people at work think I have a drinking problem.
04:12I can't go to the bathroom without them staging an intervention.
04:16And it's killing me because that's where I do most of my drinking.
04:19Well, uh, look, anyway, uh, the reason I'm calling is because I need a favor for my nephew.
04:26Really?
04:28Well, put him on.
04:32She wants to talk to you.
04:36Uh, hello?
04:38Hello, Michael.
04:40Oh, is it time?
04:42Um, I'm just actually calling to see if you could get my friend Seth and I tickets to a Star Wars screening.
04:49Done.
04:49But in return, I would like pictures of you doing the following things.
04:56Uh-huh.
04:59Uh-huh.
05:02Okay.
05:04This better be one hell of a movie.
05:06I think we can get some new kitchen utensils, a new bath mats.
05:17No, no, no, that's small stuff.
05:19We need sheets, towels, comforters, matching robes, some of those really nice wooden hangers.
05:25Oh, hold on a second.
05:26I saw something back there that would be great for us.
05:29Uh-huh.
05:31Uh-huh.
05:33Uh-huh.
05:33Uh-huh.
05:34Uh-huh.
05:34Uh-huh.
05:35Uh-huh.
05:35Uh-huh.
05:35Uh-huh.
05:36Uh-huh.
05:39Got it.
05:42Joey, this is a baby monitor.
05:46I don't think we're ready for that.
05:48But someday soon, eh?
05:54You okay?
06:02Yeah.
06:03It's just a little hot in here is all.
06:04I guess we're buying that.
06:09Uh-huh.
06:12Ooh, these will look so nice in the new plays.
06:15Oh, are you guys just moving in together, too?
06:17Oh, are you guys just moving in together, too?
06:17Yes, we are.
06:18Oh.
06:18Oh.
06:20Get out while you can.
06:24Can I help you?
06:25Oh, yeah, we're looking for some new towels?
06:26Oh, yeah, we're looking for some new towels.
06:28We're moving in together.
06:29And I'm excited.
06:32I'd go with these.
06:34They're not cheap, but they'll last you guys forever.
06:37Forever?
06:38That's a long time.
06:39You're really going to love them.
06:41I didn't say I didn't love them.
06:42I love them.
06:42And that's huge.
06:44Okay, what's going on?
06:45Are you having second thoughts about all this?
06:47No, no.
06:48It's the towels.
06:49I'm freaking out about living with these towels.
06:51Ooh, yeah, I don't know.
06:54You're not talking about the towels, are you?
06:56I knew this was too fast.
06:58Oh, God.
06:59Oh, God.
07:01She's not looking.
07:02Run!
07:14How you doing?
07:15Feeling any better?
07:16I'm great.
07:16Nothing cures a panic attack like a 75-mile-an-hour drive home.
07:21I didn't know you were freaking out about moving in.
07:23I wasn't freaking out until you were freaking out.
07:25What happened?
07:26You seemed so sure about it.
07:28I was acting.
07:29Wow, you're good.
07:30I know!
07:32Why do I keep getting jeers and TV guys?
07:36It's just so fast.
07:37I've never moved in with anyone before.
07:39The longest I've ever dated someone was six weeks.
07:41What?
07:41You don't know about relationships either?
07:43Well, what the hell are we doing here?
07:45Who's flying this plane?
07:48I was willing to take a chance and do this,
07:49but it scares me that you're so unsure.
07:51One of us has to be certain.
07:54I pick you.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:58It's just...
07:58It is.
07:59It's just so scary.
08:02I know.
08:06Maybe we shouldn't do this.
08:09I can probably get my job back in D.C.
08:11No.
08:12I don't want you to go.
08:14Sarah, I love you.
08:16I do.
08:16I love you.
08:17And I will stop freaking out.
08:20I promise.
08:23Okay.
08:25Then so will I.
08:28Okay.
08:33You know that's the first time you actually said I love you to me?
08:37I did?
08:40Eh?
08:41Take that, TV guide.
08:51Hey, Bodie.
08:52What's up?
08:53Dude.
08:54I don't know what's going on, but all these extras keep on hitting on me.
08:58Oh.
08:58I'm in a committed relationship now, so I've been referring them to you.
09:01Oh, dude.
09:02Okay, guys.
09:07Let's get started.
09:08Well, I haven't seen the script for the promo yet.
09:10Oh, don't worry about it.
09:11The whole thing's on cue cards.
09:12It's really simple.
09:13Oh.
09:14So.
09:17Great.
09:17Gunner, you're in this thing, too?
09:19That's right.
09:20You ready for me to put the pro in promo?
09:22How did you come up with that stuff?
09:28Okay, guys.
09:29A couple of takes and you'll be out of here.
09:30Let's roll it.
09:31Deep powder promo, take one.
09:33And action.
09:35Hey, America.
09:36I hope you enjoyed tonight's exciting Deep Powder finale.
09:39Yeah, now you can shred on over at deeppowdertv.com.
09:43Where for the next three hours, you can vote for which one of us gets killed off at the beginning
09:47of next season.
09:48Wait, what?
09:50Did you guys know about this?
09:52Yeah.
09:52Isn't it a cool contest?
09:54No, they're going to kill one of us.
09:56Why aren't you guys upset?
09:57I'm so much bigger than this crappy show.
10:00And I'm just really high right now, so.
10:16Hi, I'm Michael.
10:17Oh, Michael.
10:17Alan?
10:18Vanderwald, I know who you are.
10:19You were an assistant editor on episode two.
10:21Oof.
10:23Uncomfortable, huh?
10:24Yeah, I do that to people.
10:33Seth, where the hell are you?
10:34The movie's about to start.
10:35And I'm sitting next to Alan VanderWolf!
10:40What do you mean you never got your ticket?
10:42Well, then who has it?
10:47Surprise!
10:48They're going to kill me at work.
10:54Is it because of that chair I stole?
10:57What?
10:58I guess not.
10:59What are you talking about?
11:00There's going to be an internet vote to see if they're going to kill me or Gunner or Bodie.
11:04Oh, no, they can't kill Bodie.
11:08Hey, guys.
11:09I just wanted you to check my outfit before my date.
11:11Wow, Alex, you look great.
11:13Really?
11:14Yeah, Office Joey's going to be bragging to Office Michael tomorrow.
11:19I haven't been on a date in, like, ten years.
11:21Have the rules changed?
11:22What's expected of me?
11:23What do you mean?
11:24Well, I mean, like, do I have to have sex at the end of the night?
11:28Alex, of course not.
11:30Ah, you can have it at the beginning.
11:34Don't listen to him.
11:35Just do whatever you want.
11:36Just have fun.
11:37All right, I'm doing this.
11:39Tonight, I officially start moving on.
11:41I'm going to get wild.
11:42I'm going to stay out late.
11:43I'm going to put perfume right there.
11:48I'm going to say it.
11:49I'm a little turned on right now.
11:51All right, I'm going to go check in with Sarah.
11:53I, uh, I got a little present to show that I'm excited about moving in.
11:57Oh, I see what you're doing.
11:59You got a little piece of jewelry.
12:00It's not hidden in there.
12:01No, no, the towels are the gift.
12:04It's a symbol.
12:05Of your cheapness?
12:12Hey, Joey.
12:14Oh, hey, Howard.
12:15I just heard about the deep powder online voting thing,
12:17and I want you to know I'm going to vote as many times as it takes to save you.
12:20That's really nice, but you're just one person.
12:22It's not going to make a difference.
12:24How do you think Win a Date with Tad Hamilton won the People's Choice Award for Best Picture?
12:27You did that?
12:31Yeah, I used up all my vacation days, but it got done.
12:36Thanks, Howard.
12:37You're okay.
12:37You're my best friend, too.
12:38Sarah?
12:39Sarah?
12:40Sarah?
12:41Sarah?
12:42Sarah?
12:43Sarah?
12:44Sarah?
12:46Sarah?
13:08Joey, I love you, but we're not ready.
13:14I'm ready for this, and you're such a good guy, you would have done it anyway.
13:18I'm sorry, but I thought if I saw you, I'd change my mind, Sarah.
13:22Oh, no, this is so sad.
13:24It's like on Deep Powder when Bodhi's girlfriend left his suite.
13:27Enough about Bodhi!
13:32I can't believe she left without saying goodbye.
13:35I blew it, Gina!
13:37Oh, hey, you didn't blow it.
13:39You can't help it if you're not ready.
13:42Stupid Newsweek.
13:44Time Magazine, you just got a new subscriber.
13:48Really?
13:49I'll pick up one copy.
13:52Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
13:54Hey, can I get you a drink?
13:55Yeah, sure.
13:59Jeez, there's no alcohol. What happened here?
14:02You had a Cinco de Mayo party for one.
14:06Oh, I see.
14:10Hey, I thought you were at Star Wars.
14:12You gonna stay till the end?
14:16Did Bobby show up?
14:17Okay, she cannot do this to my son.
14:22I am gonna track her down and give her a piece of my mind.
14:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, Gina, you're gonna embarrass Michael.
14:27He doesn't want you fighting his battles for him.
14:29Check her office. I think she's in her office.
14:31Oh, good. I've got a big problem. I invited Peter over and now he's in my bathtub naked.
14:48Wow, that was fast. I could learn a thing or two from Office Joey.
14:53No, this is all my fault. I think I may have let him on a little bit.
14:56Alex, don't blame yourself.
14:58I told him to take off all his clothes, get into my bathtub and wait for a long night of passionate lovemaking.
15:03You may share some of the blame.
15:06No, but I was just so excited about moving on and I wasn't really into it tonight,
15:11but I just thought that if I kept pushing forward I would get into it.
15:14You want me to get rid of him?
15:15Oh, that would be great, but we have to do it fast.
15:17Right now I'm supposed to be changing into this and it cost me $300.
15:21I don't even know which side is the runt!
15:25I'll take care of this.
15:26Wait, what are you going to do?
15:28I know how he thinks, okay?
15:29Any guy who offers sex to women on the rebound lives in constant fear of the returning husband.
15:37Honey, I'm back and I want to make this marriage work!
15:42I think I heard him go out the window. I bet we can see him run down the hill.
15:45Well, he's going to have to drop that towel if he wants to pick up any speed.
15:53There he goes!
15:58Thanks, Joey.
15:59No problem.
16:00Can I come over for a little bit?
16:02My apartment smells of bath oil and shame.
16:09I was really looking forward to tonight. I just, I can't believe it ended so badly.
16:14I thought I could just jump right into this dating thing, but I am way too weird for this.
16:19Hey, Alex, you'll be fine.
16:21Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You and Sarah are all happy. You're going to move in together.
16:28Sarah's gone.
16:30What?
16:31She moved to Washington. We're over.
16:35No, that's just so sad.
16:37No, no, no, no. I'm in a very delicate place right now. No being sad.
16:42Okay, I need you to say something to cheer me up.
16:44Okay. Remember that video of that monkey riding a dog?
17:00That worked. Thanks.
17:03Is there anything I can do?
17:05I wanted a drink, but I don't have any booze.
17:08Oh, I just realized I got stuff to drink in my room.
17:11Oh, why?
17:12Well, I got it set up so there's anything a lady might require.
17:15You know, drinks, extra toothbrush, selections from Oprah's book club.
17:20Do you have waiting to exhale?
17:22Do I have waiting to exhale? Get up there!
17:29Oh, yeah, you were right.
17:32Yes, the intervention was a real eye-opener.
17:37I'm calling from the rehab right now.
17:40Mm-hmm.
17:42Yeah, I'll see you in 28 days.
17:47Suckers!
17:52Okay, lady, we need to talk.
17:55Excuse me?
17:56I have sat around long enough hearing about how you paw and threaten my boy.
17:59It ends now.
18:00You are way off base.
18:03First of all, I'm a respectable woman.
18:05And I would never be sexually aggressive with a young man.
18:09And second, which one's mother are you?
18:14Michaels.
18:15Oh, he's the best one.
18:17Look, I know you're a big shot and you probably think I should be afraid of you.
18:21But if you ever bother him again, I cannot be responsible for what happens to you.
18:30I'm not kidding around.
18:32Listen.
18:33No, you listen.
18:34This is not open for debate.
18:36You got that?
18:37You crazy-eyed lunatic pervert witch.
18:39Huh?
18:41You bother him again and I'll send you back to whatever fairytale you escaped from.
18:46No one talks to me like that!
18:52Would you like a job?
18:58Another round?
18:59Thanks.
19:00I would like to propose a toast.
19:04To you.
19:05A bright spot in an otherwise terrible day.
19:08Aww.
19:09And I would like to toast you.
19:11For letting me take this necklace out of your lost and found.
19:21This is fun!
19:23Yeah.
19:24It really is.
19:26I'm sad.
19:27Yeah, me too.
19:30I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
19:33I don't know how to be single.
19:35I don't know how to be not single.
19:38On Monday I have to give a co-worker his pants back.
19:42I'll take that over what happened to me.
19:44My girlfriend left me without saying goodbye.
19:46I'm getting divorced.
19:48I'm never gonna have an adult relationship.
19:50I haven't had sex in three months.
19:56I got nothing that'll top that.
20:00God, this sucks.
20:01I hate feeling this way.
20:03Yeah, me too.
20:05Next time I am with someone, I am gonna take it real slow.
20:09Yeah.
20:10And I'm not gonna be with anyone at all for a while.
20:13Smart.
20:14What did you do that for?
20:15I don't know.
20:16What did you do that for?
20:29I don't know.
20:30What did you do that for?
20:31I don't know.
20:32hey howard how's the online voting coming really good the polls close in an hour and i've made
20:57sure there's no way joey's gonna die good work howard
21:00howard what are you doing i'm voting for joey joey tribbiani submit joey tribbiani submit howard
21:09the question is which deep powder actor do you think should be killed off joey tribbiani submit
21:16howard you're gonna get joey fired how many times did you vote seven thousand six hundred and thirty
21:23two times i have to undo this gunner submit gunner submit gunner submit gunner submit
21:29gunner submit ow gunner
21:30gunner
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