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00:00uh speaking of skeins uh let's see where he is this week of course we got a good race unlike
00:04the other awards so far this is going to be a good race uh wheeler's ahead of him on the big
00:08board now by a little bit so wheeler and skeins that'll be back and forth uh all summer long
00:14those are the two candidates for the nl cy young you know for my money i'm gonna put abbott and
00:20costello and robbie ray ahead of logan webb and i'm still i'm still you know i'm upset at skeins
00:30teammates if it wasn't for them he'd be in the lead for the cy young because uh he's as good or
00:39better than wheeler as far as i'm concerned the difference is is that wheeler plays on a winner
00:44and skeins plays on the ultimate loser i mean they are bottom feeders every year without fail
00:54and i have been a pirate fan my entire life and my you know my kids are pirate fans the whole day it's
01:02depressing i mean being a pirate fan it's like having an ugly girlfriend it really is you can't
01:09go anywhere with her i mean i just i am not nice pirates absolutely are hairdryer city i can't have
01:16it it is so it's torture it's every year for like since 1979 now even when they made the playoffs
01:25in the three or four times that they did they lost every time they they've never done a thing ever
01:30it's been since 79 that's that's about do you know the disco 70s that's where we're at here folks
01:38you know the only uh dave king you know uh cobra dies uh dave parker they have nothing they literally
01:46have nothing good happens to them ever they get this guy skeins he's the best player in college
01:52baseball they get him and within two years the guy needs a shrink he's so depressed he's eating pills
01:58honestly he's he's on everything xanax i mean they got to give him everything to get him out of bed
02:04i mean his girlfriend's leaving uh she can't even she tried to buy babe ruth's house and she couldn't
02:10even get that up pirates i was just gonna say did you see that his lady friend uh tried to buy babe
02:16ruth's apartment in new york city and the i guess the the uh tenants in the building uh told her no
02:23thanks uh find somewhere else we don't want you here uh livy dunn told her well they must be stupid
02:29because if i got a chick that hot living in my property i'm loving life i'd be like yeah whatever
02:35you need honey is there is the water cold is it do you need to me to fix your dryer what do you need
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