00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00Not everyone can do that.
01:05Why are you walking around in one paint can?
01:08I left the other one at home.
01:14Makes sense to me.
01:15An umbrella?
01:16What if it still works?
01:20What's a few leaks?
01:26What have we here?
01:28Not just another leaky umbrella.
01:30Hello, Spike.
01:32What have you got there?
01:34An old umbrella?
01:35Huh?
01:36Oh, no.
01:37This is a new portable shower.
01:38Want to buy it for a quarter?
01:40Sure.
01:41Oh, well.
01:43Let's watch Tom and Jerry.
01:46Hi, honey.
01:59How was your day?
02:01What's the matter, dear?
02:04Then no good cat won't catch mice.
02:07He won't, huh?
02:12Well, I can take care of that.
02:15I know just the place to straighten out this good-for-nothing cat.
02:19Attention!
02:38Attention!
02:39You call yourselves cats?
02:48You scrubby, flabby, sloppy, lazy bums?
02:52Well, when we're done teaching you here, you'll be champion mousecatchers.
02:57I need a volunteer.
03:00If you want to volunteer, step forward.
03:03Haven't I seen you someplace before?
03:08We'll see how you do out on the field, Chowderhead.
03:15The next field event is anti-enemy trap deployment.
03:20And if you don't make it, cream puff, you'll do push-ups till I'm hot and thirsty.
03:27Now set out those mouse traps you'll find on that table over there.
03:456, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
03:59The next demonstration is pursuit and capture of the enemy.
04:07Whaaat?
04:10Now get that mouse!
04:15...
04:40Sixteen!
04:41Seventeen!
04:42Eight!
04:43Eighteen.
04:45Eighteen.
04:47Nineteen.
04:49We're gonna try you on perimeter guard.
04:52Now guard that refrigerator.
05:13Forty-six.
05:19Forty-seven.
05:21You know, twinkle toes,
05:23you are sorely in need of a little PT.
05:29Physical training.
05:31Get over to that barbell, butter muscle.
05:43The End
06:08One hundred and two, one hundred and three.
06:13I'm giving you one last chance to make good, Bowser Bait.
06:18And if you blow this last event, Tuna Teeth, I'll get mad!
06:25Nobody gets any chow till Nimble Knees finishes the confidence course.
06:55It's gonna be a long time!
07:25Long semester!
07:45This is what I call a street scene.
07:48Mostly because it is a street scene.
07:55That's what I call heavy, heavy!
08:00A hit for weather watchers.
08:02If your thermometer keeps falling, use a stronger nail.
08:06Did you know where Columbus stood when he discovered America?
08:12On his feet!
08:15Let's watch me in my next adventure!
08:19Hello, folks! I'm going to a disco contest!
08:34This would be...
08:39Welcome to the opening night of the Slipped Disco, folks!
08:43And here to dance your hearts away, Giles, is none other than Slick Wolf, heartthrob of millions, and star of his own TV show, Dance to Stardom!
08:58Well, it looks like you won't have any trouble finding a dance partner for the contest, Slick!
09:04Yeah! There's enough of me to go around, Giles!
09:07And here comes another contestant!
09:10Oh, no! I was mistaken!
09:14Sorry, pal! Delivery's in the rear!
09:17Quite the opposite, sir!
09:19I'm here to get down and boogie!
09:22Doo-wah! Doo-wah! Doo-wah!
09:24Doo-wah!
09:25Doo-wah!
09:26Doo-wah!
09:27Doo-wah!
09:28Doo-wah!
09:29Doo-wah!
09:30Doo-wah!
09:31Hey! Let the poor slob in!
09:33I need the laughs!
09:34He-he-he-he!
09:35Uh, let's get the contest rolling!
09:41Alright, gang! Clear the floor!
09:43The dancing is commencing, and Slick is the man to beat!
09:47Oh, reet!
09:48Eh, let's see now!
09:50Too thin!
09:51Too tall!
09:52Too big!
09:53Too small!
09:56Ah, you're just right!
09:58Welcome to stardom, lucky lady!
10:01Get lost, creep!
10:02I want to dance with him!
10:05Oh, this is wonderful!
10:07Don't you think I'm cuddly?
10:10Oh, I like your disco feet!
10:12Oh, wow!
10:14Uptight!
10:15Doo-dee-dee-doo!
10:20Come on!
10:21We'll dance him into the cellar where he belongs!
10:24He-he-he-he-he-he!
10:29Gee!
10:30Slick's a hot dancer!
10:32You should drop the little jerks out of the contest!
10:35Watch my fire!
10:37He-he-he-he-he-he!
10:39Congratulations, Slick!
10:40When you're hot, you're hot!
10:41Moving right along!
10:42The next number is a hot acrobatic disco number!
10:44Let's boogie!
10:45Let's go!
10:46He's calling me Tricky Slicky!
10:48Oopsie!
10:49Dizzy!
10:51Gee!
10:52The next number is a hot, acrobatic disco number.
10:56Let's boogie.
11:05Kids call me Tricky Slicky.
11:10Oopsie.
11:11Dee-hee.
11:14Gee, Slick sure is slick at this sort of thing.
11:18Don't worry, Droop.
11:19Doing fine. Almost.
11:22Hey, you're working up a ladder, Droop.
11:25Here, cool off a little.
11:28Gee, thanks, Slick.
11:32Isn't Slick a nice person?
11:36I like Slick.
11:38Whoops!
11:40Dum-de-dum-de-doo-dee-da-da-da.
11:44Dum-de-dum-dee-da.
11:45With a hard of glass, get down.
11:49Why, that little rut.
11:50Come on, we'll show him.
12:04Okay.
12:04No more Mr. Nice Guy.
12:07Let's get down.
12:08Come on folks, this is it.
12:11Slick's gonna have to give it his best shot.
12:14This is the big one, the solo dance between Disco Slick and Rearie Dog.
12:20That's Droopy Dog.
12:25He's about to hand over the king of the disco title to Drippy Dog.
12:30Droopy's the name, and dancing's my game.
12:33Dum-de-dum-dee-doo, get down, get up, dee-dum-dee-doo.
12:38And may the best disco-er win, Slick.
12:47Now that's what I call a gentleman.
12:50And this is what I call the table-tobble-leg.
12:55Boom-dee-da-boom-boom.
12:56You guys are possible.
13:00Time for the Hidden Springs routine.
13:04And Slick bounces back like a real pro.
13:08He's out dancing hoozits by leaps and bounds.
13:12Who's your little hoozits?
13:14Droopy is his name.
13:16Dum-dee-dee-dum-dum-dum.
13:19Get down, get down.
13:21Yeah, that's right, Dripp.
13:22You get down, get down.
13:24All right, get up, get up.
13:27Whoops.
13:40Mmm, tutti-futti soda.
13:43Thanks, Slick.
13:45I needed that.
13:46You're welcome!
13:50Oh, no!
13:51I think it's time for the break, folks.
13:58You know what, folks?
14:01I'm happy.
14:02You're the lady.
14:20That's Swiss for hello there, folks.
14:24That building is tilted.
14:27You fixed it.
14:28Coo-coo, coo-coo.
14:43It's a living.
14:44Coo-coo, coo-coo.
14:46And if you feel like living it up,
14:50just watch this next Tom and Jerry cartoon.
14:53Hmm.
15:24Come back here with that cheese, you miserable mice.
15:30Come back.
15:42That did it. I'm calling the five-pfeiffer, Puss.
15:46That's right, Mr. Puss.
15:52And if you catch these mice, you'll get all the fish you can eat for a year.
16:00Hmm, how prompt.
16:02Come in, Mr. Puss.
16:04Come in.
16:34Come in.
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