00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00Mmm, beautiful, if I do say so myself.
01:16That's the baddest.
01:21Hello, Barney.
01:24What are you reading?
01:25Uh, a book about flies.
01:27Did you learn anything?
01:29That zonks me, totally zonks me.
01:36After all that, all I can say is, here's Tom and Jerry.
01:44Thank you, Hilda, for watching Little Junior while I do some shopping.
01:59After lunch.
02:00No sweat.
02:01Now for some decent quiet, and a little shut-eye.
02:14What?
02:17God, I have some quiet around here.
02:21Oh, I dropped your pool hole.
02:24Oh, here you go, kitsicle.
02:28There now.
02:30Everybody's happy.
02:32Beep.
02:33Oh.
02:34Quiet!
02:35You meaty cat!
02:36Quiet, quiet, quiet!
02:37You got it, buddy!
02:39Everybody!
02:40Ah!
02:41Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:52Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:58Ah!
02:59I don't know.
03:29Okay, lardbelly! Who woke me up?
03:33From now on, I'm holding you completely responsible!
03:37I hear so much as a pin drop!
03:40You're gonna be the first cat to walk on Mars!
03:44You got it, buddy!
03:59That's pretty good, huh?
04:01Which car is a rotator?
04:03This cat is a cat!
04:05The cat is a cat!
04:07So the cat is really old
04:09and the cat is a cat!
04:11The cat is a cat, and the cat is a cat.
04:13It's like a cat!
04:15It's like a cat!
04:17It's like a cat!
04:19I think I'm a cat!
04:21Don't you have a cat!
04:23And that's true!
04:25Okay, that's true!
04:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:01I hear so much as a pin drop.
07:04You're gonna be the first cat to walk on Mars.
07:08That did it, cat.
07:16I got woke up out of my beauty sleep.
07:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:23Wait, get it there and I!
07:27Attention, attention, the workman who owns the chocolate brown and tomato red automobile
07:54with the tangerine and plum interior, your car has been eaten.
08:14I'd rather watch me in my next adventure.
08:25In the annals of courage and dependability, there are none so brave and bold as the trusty St. Bernard dogs,
08:34who for centuries have come to the aid of stranded travelers in the Swiss Alps.
08:41This is where they train the rescue dogs.
08:44Few can complete this demanding course, but anyone can apply.
08:50I hope this is the right place.
08:54And we do mean anyone.
09:01Pardon me, chum. Can you spare a dime?
09:04Oh, certainly, poor soul.
09:10Wow! Look at that!
09:13I mean, isn't that a lot of money to carry around with you?
09:17I've brought all of my life savings to enroll in this school for rescue dogs.
09:24Here's your dime, sir.
09:26Oh, then you're one of the new trainees.
09:30How fortunate that we should chance to meet.
09:34Do you work here?
09:35Work here?
09:36Why, I run the joint.
09:38I mean, the training facility.
09:41In fact, since you're such a bright young fella, I'm going to personally supervise your program.
09:49At no extra charge, of course.
09:51Don't we go in there?
09:53Oh, that's just the officers.
09:55I can tell you want to get right to the training.
10:02See the baby goat way up on top of that mountain?
10:08Rescue that baby goat and bring him back here.
10:14That's the last we'll see of him.
10:16What next?
10:21What?
10:23Give me that.
10:25This is going to be tougher than I figured.
10:37This next exercise is to see if you can forage for food in the wild.
10:41Sit here in this chair and catch as many fish as you can.
10:46How am I doing, Peach?
10:47What?
10:48Sure, kid.
10:49You're doing fine.
10:50Fine.
10:51Here we go.
10:52Go.
10:53Go.
10:54Go.
10:55How am I doing, Peach?
10:56What?
10:58Sure, kid.
10:59You're doing fine.
11:00Fine.
11:01Ya-choo!
11:02Gah-zoom type.
11:03How am I doing, Peach?
11:08What?
11:09Oh, sure, kid.
11:12You're doing fine, fine.
11:16Choo!
11:17Gesundheit.
11:20Now we're going to play a little game to see how well you can find people who are lost.
11:25You see that mountain?
11:26I'm going to go hide on that mountain.
11:29You hide your eyes and count to ten.
11:30And then go over there and try to find me, okay?
11:34Get set, go!
11:36One, two, three...
11:41Ah-choo!
11:48Nine, ten...
11:51Wow!
11:53Peg, you're it.
11:56Ah-choo!
11:58Gesundheit.
12:00Shhh!
12:06This here is Avalanche Mountain.
12:08Climb to the top as if you were rescuing somebody.
12:11But don't make a sound or you'll start an avalanche.
12:15Me.
12:32Hugger!
12:33cá», you're it.
12:35Woo!
12:37�� owner!
12:38Power out!
13:08Howdy, bub.
13:20Ah! You again!
13:24Look, here's your money. Just let me out of here.
13:28Anything you say, bub.
13:38Oh, no, no.
13:58My first rescue.
14:08I'm not very artistic, but I'm very fast.
14:28You may not notice it, but I'm laughing hysterically inside.
14:34You can't use that on land.
14:36Shh! I know that, but the boats don't.
14:40After that joke, I'm no longer laughing hysterically inside.
14:46Maybe Tom and Jerry can make me laugh again.
14:50I hope so.
15:00Come on, Spike. Let's get going.
15:02Everything's almost packed, and I'm raring to go.
15:04Roof! Roof!
15:06I hate to go on this surf fishing trip, son.
15:08Actually, I hate to fish.
15:10But it's part of a good master and dog relationship.
15:14Understand?
15:16Now listen up, pussycat, and pay close attention.
15:20I'm gonna be gone for the afternoon.
15:22I want you to puppy-sit my son while I'm gone.
15:26If everything is hunky-dory when I get back, I'll bring you a big fat fish.
15:32If not, I'll use you for bait for my next trip.
15:40Come on, son. Give your daddy a big hug goodbye.
15:44What was that?
15:48Ah, that's better. So long, son.
15:54Uh-oh.
16:00Uh-oh.
16:10Uh-oh.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:42Oh, my God.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:42Oh, my God.
18:12Oh, my God.
18:41Oh, my God.
19:11Oh, my God.
19:41Oh, my God.
20:12Hello, son.
20:14Have you been a good dog?
20:17Ah, that's good.
20:19Here's the fish I told you I'd bring back, pussycat.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:52Here's the fish I told you I'd bring back, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat,
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