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00:00And I'm still here, I guess.
00:10That means it wasn't a dream.
00:12So am I stuck in the cross reverie itself?
00:15Or is this a world that just coincidentally looks exactly-
00:18Ah, you know what, never mind.
00:20Gotta stay focused today and figure this out.
00:25Hold on, was I sleeping on a bed of gelatin?
00:30It won't come off!
00:32Stop it! I said stop it!
00:34How dare you betray me after so many nights alone, left hand!
00:39I'm the demon lord and I control you!
00:41My right hand's still sane, isn't it?
00:43These things are amazing!
00:44But this is not a good look!
00:45If anyone were to walk in right now, I'd be sudden social death!
00:50Everything okay?
00:54Seriously, just pick me, it'll be great!
00:56If I choose her again, all you can squeeze guarantee!
01:00No, I got this! I got it!
01:05Don't be an idiot!
01:06I just gotta own it with dignity!
01:08Rem, sit up straight.
01:11They're very small, but perky.
01:13But perky.
01:14わぁ…
01:29塞っ! 次の場所へ 思い走らせる
01:35辿り着く場所なんてなくても
01:40今日の涙が星になる
01:44君は僕の様と
01:46違うのに同じ
01:48背中合わせたね
01:51学生の果てに決意された
01:59行けたくない
02:01貴方なんて信じない
02:03奪い奪われる日々もいらない
02:08夢を見て夢に愛され
02:11新なる光になれ
02:13優しさだけじゃ誰も守れない
02:16今なら
02:18本当の強さを知りたいから
02:38夢を見てみたくなった
02:40夢を見てみたくなった
02:43エビがたくさんの
02:44クラスウォーカーさんの
02:46エビがたくさんの
02:47うっ
02:49スタッフ
02:51And, of course, demons.
02:56But no humans, even though they're the most common race in the game.
02:59I wonder why there aren't any humans out today.
03:02Maybe because this is where Demi-humans live?
03:04They don't really like each other that much.
03:07I see.
03:08So there's a bigger divide between those two groups in this world than in the game.
03:11I guess that's what was up with the drunk guy last night.
03:14Him and his pansy-ass level 30 summon.
03:17How do you gauge someone's strength in this world?
03:20It sounds like you're using a leveling system.
03:22Um, yeah.
03:23Which sucks, because I don't know my level yet.
03:26As a level 40 summoner, I can guarantee you're below my ranking.
03:29They can assess you at the Adventurers Guild.
03:32When we get there, just give them your information.
03:34Really?
03:35Oh, yeah. I never registered as an adventurer.
03:37That's why I don't have a level yet.
03:39Yes, so I've got to be at least a level 50 by now.
03:41I guess that depends on how they're measuring.
03:43You might be 50 below average.
03:45Why are you so rude?
03:47Why are you so dumb?
03:48I'm not!
03:48Prove it!
03:49I can't!
03:50This entire area was supposed to be around a level 60 in the game.
03:53It definitely doesn't feel that advanced in this world.
03:56Once we're all registered with the Guild, we'll be able to accept quests together.
04:00Just a warning, they're going to make you guys earn your lodging.
04:06That's all you licking is more!
04:08Well, yeah, I did.
04:09Right after I licked your mom.
04:10No one talks about my mom!
04:13I'll talk about your mom!
04:14A live dwarf fight?
04:15They're so scary.
04:16I feel like I'm going to get jumped in this place.
04:18It happens all the time here.
04:20You'll get used to the smell.
04:22Come on, we register on the second floor.
04:23Oh, good.
04:31Name, um, I'm Shira L. Greenwood.
04:34Place of Earth.
04:36What the hell does this say?
04:38Shira, since when do I have time to fill out paperwork?
04:41You do it.
04:42Don't skip anything.
04:43Can I really?
04:44Yeah.
04:45Yay!
04:46I guess that means I'm kind of like the master now, huh?
04:50Um, except we'll need your blood seal at the bottom.
04:53Blood seal?
04:54It's just a little prick.
04:55You're used to it.
04:56I don't like blood.
04:59Huh.
05:00You'll never succeed as an adventurer if you freak at something like this.
05:03I'm not scared.
05:07I'm fine.
05:08I'm getting a shot.
05:09Go!
05:12I hit the bone!
05:15What's that thing?
05:16It's a mirror that measures the strength of your power.
05:19But there's no reflection in it.
05:21Please touch the glass and imagine that you're filling it with magic.
05:24Okay.
05:25Like this?
05:26Wow, that's incredible.
05:31You did it.
05:31Very good.
05:33It's clear enough to count every pore and eyelash, and it goes down to your chest.
05:37So your level is...
05:38It's high!
05:39I can feel it!
05:40A solid 30!
05:41Shut up!
05:42That means a real one.
05:44It means you got a much-needed reality check if you thought you were better.
05:48That's fine.
05:48Just enjoy it while you can, Rem.
05:50A 30 in this lower-level world is actually a pretty high evaluation.
05:54Well, can I please help the next person?
05:57I swear you're going to regret all of this!
06:00Focus magical powers.
06:02How's that even work?
06:13What was that?
06:14Something scary!
06:17Yep, now I'm freaking out.
06:22What the hell just happened?
06:24Guildmaster!
06:25I...
06:26Um...
06:26I...
06:26I...
06:27Wait...
06:28She's the Guildmaster?
06:30Hi there!
06:31I'm Sylvie!
06:32The Guildmaster of the Faltry City Adventurers Guild!
06:35Do you have a sec?
06:36I'd like to talk to each of you.
06:39It's the first time the Mir has ever reacted in such a way.
06:42So, uh...
06:43I honestly don't think we can handle you guys here.
06:46Huh?
06:46What do you mean by that?
06:48The only thing I can conclude from this test is that someone is of a very high level,
06:51but I have no way of knowing just how high.
06:54And what am I supposed to do with that, you know?
06:56But for funsies, let's say you did register.
06:58If I don't know your level, how can I assign missions that make sense?
07:01I see.
07:02So you won't accept me because I'm strong?
07:05Hey, I am all about registering strong members.
07:07But you're stronger than me and I would be the one giving you orders.
07:11You can't honestly say you'd be okay with that.
07:12Come on.
07:13As long as you're paying out bounties and rewards, why would I care what your level is?
07:16Well, I guess if you put it like that, okay.
07:21Welcome aboard, Diablo.
07:23Happy to have you.
07:25Of course.
07:28See what I mean?
07:29There just aren't going to be that many quests that fit your actual abilities in here.
07:34Hmm.
07:35Okay, I haven't seen this one before.
07:37Is there something wrong?
07:39Hmm.
07:40Yeah, that's the point.
07:42This one's kind of tricky.
07:44Think you're up for it?
07:47Interesting.
07:48It's a quest to defeat a Madara snake in the Man-Eating Woods.
07:51It says they need the eyeballs of the snake for their experiments.
07:54The client is the Mages Association.
07:56The Man-Eating Woods?
07:58Isn't it built with ridiculously strong monsters?
08:00Yep.
08:01Normally, we'd never even be considered to take on a quest this dangerous.
08:05But if someone requested it, then I guess it's our job.
08:08A Mages Association?
08:10That means Celeste must be involved.
08:12You need not worry.
08:17Just relax and leave this one up to me.
08:20Huh?
08:20This place is still several miles away, isn't it?
08:31We should use Teleport instead.
08:33Do you know if there's a portal located near the woods?
08:36What's a portal?
08:37Never heard of Teleport in my life.
08:39That's odd.
08:40It's a basic spell to take you any place you want to visit.
08:43We'll need a few objects, but they should be fairly easy to obtain in this area.
08:46If that was a real thing, everyone would be using it.
08:51I'm already at my ridiculous quota with that fat health.
08:54It's so mean.
08:55I'm not bad.
08:55I guess that's another game-only feature.
08:57I mean, this sucks.
08:59If you're just jealous of...
09:00I'll just keep walking, then, I guess.
09:02Jeez.
09:05Ah!
09:06Five hours of hiking?
09:08That's games.
09:08It's BS.
09:09Total BS.
09:10Okay, so where are we supposed to find this Madara snake?
09:13They're over 20 meters long and typically lurk in the swamps.
09:16Other pastimes include attacking any prey that may squat within their reach.
09:20You should have said that sooner!
09:25These woods are creepier in person than in the game's graphics.
09:29Plus, I usually have a map displayed on screen.
09:31Seems dangerous to walk around here blindly.
09:33So is anyone else supposed to be helping with this, or is it just us three?
09:38Um, what do you think?
09:39Um, well, I'm wondering right now if more people go in and out of these woods than I thought.
09:43But not unless they feel like ending their lives early.
09:46Did you see someone?
09:47No, but I can sense them.
09:49Over that way.
09:53Is she making this up?
09:55There's about ten of them up in the trees.
09:57It kind of seems like they're waiting for something.
09:59Have you always been this dumb, or is this something new?
10:02Asking for a friend.
10:03What friend?
10:03I'm starting to see why Sylvie said this quest was going to be tricky.
10:07Why?
10:08Because we have been tricked and trapped.
10:10They're about to ambush us.
10:12What?
10:13Tell me where they are.
10:16Up there, there, and there.
10:19First rain!
10:19Oh, yeah.
10:30That is some seriously strong elemental magic.
10:34I didn't realize your power was that hardcore.
10:38They're elves?
10:39Don't see that every day.
10:41That's a suspicious spell.
10:43Celsior, what are you doing here?
10:45Shira, I have Hazen here to rescue you.
10:48You'll be free soon.
10:50Slave trader!
10:51I command you to release the noble princess of Greenwood.
10:54If you refuse, I will take her back to the kingdom by force.
10:58No way.
10:59She's a princess?
11:00Oh, Greenwood.
11:01Duh, that's the name of the elven royal family.
11:04I remember reading that somewhere in the game lore.
11:07Now, why would elves submit a quest under the name of the mages' association?
11:11Also, I'm not sure who briefed you, but I am no slave trader.
11:15Silence!
11:16Those enslavement collars are my proof.
11:18I demand you release Shira at once.
11:20This is starting to make some sense now.
11:22There is one person in the mages' association who rightfully holds a grudge against me.
11:26I don't care what the royal family wants!
11:29Everyone in the royal family and kingdom is worried about you.
11:35It's not everyone, it's me!
11:36And he doesn't want me, he wants an heir!
11:39He won't be happy until I have his baby!
11:41That is quite an honor!
11:43How is it an honor to be forced to marry someone I don't love and give up on everything I want in life?
11:47I refuse!
11:48I'm never going back there!
11:50I'm my own person and no one will take that from me!
11:53But you're enslaved right now, aren't you?
11:55Don't say that!
11:56I will never be anyone's slave!
11:58The only one I serve is me!
11:59This just got too complicated.
12:05You know you don't have the skills to survive without us, right?
12:08For your own good, we will bring you back even if it's against your will.
12:12That was quite a nice speech.
12:13I did not expect that to come out of you.
12:15It takes strength.
12:16Leaving your country to live on your own?
12:19I have to admit, I like that about you.
12:22Thanks, Rem.
12:23We have no other choice.
12:25Let's go.
12:25Just a moment, elves.
12:27You've already made three mistakes without correction.
12:30First of all, I am not a slave trader.
12:33I'm a badass sorcerer.
12:34And second, Shira is far from powerless.
12:38I wouldn't lend my aid to a weakling.
12:41You mean that?
12:42And your third and most fatal mistake was making an enemy out of someone like me!
12:47Fire!
12:47I truly thought you'd be better than this.
12:55No way.
12:55That's the graphic for the basic lame arrows in the shops.
12:58Do you realize these arrows will be of no use to you in combat?
13:02Unless this is supposed to be a practice fight.
13:04Are you trying to insult us?
13:06No, I'm just confused.
13:07Do you use these on monsters and demonic beings?
13:10No, of course we don't.
13:12Now I get it.
13:13That's why this world's levels are so low.
13:16You're a monster.
13:17Ah, those are tempest arrows.
13:25Then how do you know that?
13:27Everyone uses those in the game.
13:29Now that's better.
13:30You might even be able to injure me with a weapon like that if you're lucky.
13:33Yeah, I know.
13:34These are treasures given to us by His Highness.
13:37Their supreme blades can penetrate anything.
13:39They'll pierce right through every layer of your vile flesh.
13:42They're really bad.
13:43You have to run!
13:43Shoot him!
13:44No, Diablo!
13:49No, Diablo!
13:49That just happened.
14:03He's so gay!
14:05Holy trolls.
14:06What the hell are you?
14:08I'm what will keep that fear alive in your hearts.
14:10My name is Diablo.
14:13A demon lord from another world.
14:15Freeze the arm!
14:16What's going on?
14:31I'm...
14:32I'm...
14:32I'm...
14:33I'm...
14:33I'm...
14:35I'm...
14:36I'm...
14:36What's going on? You're supposed to be elite Elden troops, not some sad Elden douche!
14:46Plebe. Hello. So it was you who put them up to this. I thought so.
14:52No! What are you talking about? All I said is that I saw the elf princess hanging around here the other night.
14:57They seem pretty convinced I was a slave trader for some reason.
14:59I can't help how elves think! Everyone knows Jimmy humans are stupid!
15:03Don't find yourself in my presence again. Defy me, and I'll show you no mercy next time.
15:10I wonder what Celeste would have to say about this. What if she found out you tried to trap us in her name, and in the name of the Mages Association?
15:18No, but she... I... Elves? What? It wasn't me! I didn't do anything!
15:26Will you give Nii a message for me? Please say I have no plans to return home, and I don't belong to him or anyone.
15:32I'm happy here with my new companions, Diablo and Ren.
15:42Are you ready to go home? I am so hungry!
15:45Just a moan. Why did you just tell a pack of elves that we're companions?
15:49Um, because we are? You just told me you liked me in the man-eating woods!
15:53I said I like how you handled that situation.
15:56No, look! You're blushing! You totally like me!
15:58You're so stupid, Shira! Shut up!
16:01She said I was her... companion?
16:10Rem sure is out late.
16:12Yeah.
16:12She just went to tell Celeste about all the quest stuff that went down today.
16:16Shouldn't she be back by now?
16:17Yeah.
16:18I can't have a conversation with a girl by myself!
16:22I almost forgot! Your magic is really amazing, Diablo. I've never seen anything like it before.
16:28There's something I've learned about leveling today.
16:31Huh?
16:32Every person in this world wants to live as peacefully as possible. They're all trying to avoid death.
16:38Well, yeah. Isn't that normal?
16:40There's no way to revive a character. Or continue like in the game. When you die, it's over.
16:45Why would you devote time to leveling up when it risks the only life you'll ever have?
16:51It's not what I've come to know.
16:52I'm from a world where leveling up as efficiently as possible is prioritized, even if it means you must face death.
16:59I don't get it. That sounds like you don't value your own life.
17:02Of course, I would never go into battle carelessly.
17:05It's just, if I were to live in fear of death, I wouldn't attempt to defeat Krebskull.
17:10Be honest with me. Are you choosing Rem?
17:14Because she's really focused on defeating Krebskull, too, you know?
17:17But we have no idea where or when she'll revive.
17:21I mean, if that's your main goal, then I guess it makes sense for you two to join forces.
17:26So it's true? You're choosing Rem!
17:30Don't you understand? I need you, too, Diablo!
17:32If it wasn't for you, I would have been taken away and forced to live a life I hate!
17:37Oh, yeah.
17:39I felt real happiness today.
17:42I don't want this feeling to end, and it will if you choose her.
17:45Please, please!
17:46Stop!
17:53Hey, Diablo?
17:55Yeah?
17:55What is it?
17:56Ah!
17:57Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:59Ah!
17:59Ah!
17:59Ah!
17:59Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:02Ah!
18:03Ah!
18:04Ah!
18:05Ah!
18:05Oh, hi, there!
18:08I know mine are small!
18:09Don't judge me!
18:10I command you, release them both!
18:22I have enough power to defeat any demon lord right now!
18:25You won't get away with this demon trash!
18:27I will save our world!
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