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00:00Cross Reverie. If you're not playing it, you've heard of it. If not, how? It's the most played MMORPG in the world. It's a fantasy game, full of demons and elves and stuff, but only one true demon lord. His name? Diablo.
00:18Diablo's not an official boss. He's a legendary player who reigns at the highest level, equipped with sick-ass gear and skills. He's ridiculously strong. There's just one thing that gets him serious. The rarity of his opponent's gear? Major awards they've earned? Nope. The only thing that makes him Diablo out is… this.
00:39Hm, those two look like they're a couple. Kill them. You think this is some kind of dating sim? Bringing love into this place is like begging for punishment. Find me, the Demon Lord Diablo!
00:52This isn't just a game, it's an MMO! Get it together, noobs! And that's me, Takuma Sakamoto, major gamer and shut-in. This was the night the unimaginable happened. I mean, I always imagined it, but I never thought one day I'd be summoned to another world as an actual demon lord.
01:09The Demon Lord Diablo!
01:17Whoa!
01:32Putsよく 次の場所へ
01:34思い走らせる
01:38辿り着く場所なんてなくても
01:42今日の涙が星になる
01:46君は僕のようと違うのに同じ背中合わせたね
01:53成の果てに決意肌
01:57行けたくない不可能なんて信じない
02:05奪い奪われる日々もいらない
02:10夢を見て夢に愛され 新たなる光になれ
02:15優しさだけじゃ誰も守れないなら
02:20奮まう強さを知りたいから
02:45自分のモンスターを知りたいから
02:47自分のモンスターを知りたいから
02:48自分のモンスターを知りたいから
02:50自分のモンスターを知りたいから
02:52自分のモンスターを知りたいから
02:55写真を知りたいって
03:04Like, I just stood there like an idiot!
03:06Wait, no, this can't be real. This doesn't look anything like my neighborhood.
03:09...that made the ritual thing work!
03:10I'm also the one who suggested we come to Starfall Tower!
03:14Starfall Tower?
03:15Starfall Tower.
03:17A summoning point used as a ritual site where players call upon and enslave new and rare summons.
03:22Does that mean I'm a rare su-
03:24Am I in cross reverie right now because these weird eared hotties summoned me?
03:28So that must mean it's okay for me to talk to them!
03:31No, wait! No, wait!
03:32I'm the one who summoned him!
03:33Um, uh, I'm-
03:34No, you can't run him!
03:37Oh, what am I doing? I don't know how to talk to girls!
03:40I've only just blown solo my whole life!
03:42It's been so long since I've talked to someone!
03:45Wait, have I ever spoken to anyone?
03:47No, no, wait! I've talked before!
03:49I've helped full in-game conversations with the girls who've challenged me!
03:57You must cease your trivial arguing!
04:00Is that the way you behave before Diablo?
04:03What?
04:04Did he just talk? He totally did!
04:07Uh, they're looking at me!
04:08All right, talk about it, come on!
04:09Do the demon lord thing like you did for your opponents and you got this!
04:12I think I hereby command both of you to shake hands and make up with smiles!
04:18I'm not gonna smile at this fat elf!
04:22Why not?
04:23What's going on here?
04:28I'm not here!
04:46This sucks! These things are supposed to show up on the summons, not us!
04:51I don't get it. I included the slave color part in the ritual.
04:56You used an enslavement ritual on me?
04:58Duh.
05:01That's right! It's because of my Demon Lord's Ring!
05:04It's one of the most powerful accessories in Cross Referee! It reflects all magic!
05:08It was an event reward! I think those colors mean that its power is still active here!
05:13Your power has no effect on me. I possess the ability to reflect all magic.
05:17You cast the enslavement ritual on yourselves instead.
05:20You're great!
05:20Shut up! There is no way I'm going to let some dumb summon tell me what to do!
05:25Yeah, but we don't have a choice until we find a way to dispel it.
05:28We'll find help in the city. This way.
05:30I mean, I don't want them to leave me here!
05:32Oh my god, rude! We haven't even told you our names yet!
05:37This should be obvious, but it's not the time to make friends.
05:40How's he supposed to know what to call us?
05:42My name is Shira L. Greenwood!
05:44I would love to become an adventurer someday because reasons!
05:48It's nice to meet you!
05:49I'm Rem Galu. Thanks for joining me today.
05:52I am still proving my strength as an adventurer.
05:55So please lend me your power for our journey, blah blah blah.
05:58This Diablo must be worth a hundred men!
06:01I bet nobody else has ever had a talking summon before!
06:05Silence, you fools.
06:06How dare you refer to me as a summoner?
06:08Okay, then what are you?
06:10An anti-social gamer with zero game, ironically.
06:14I am Diablo.
06:16I am the demon lord feared by all.
06:18No way!
06:19My very first summon was a demon lord! Am I amazing or what?
06:23Or what? I summoned him!
06:24No you didn't!
06:25Yes, I did!
06:26No, I did!
06:27Stop wasting my time with your quarreling!
06:29Are we going to the city or not?
06:31City! Yay!
06:32Now that I have you, I can finally register as a summoner with the adventurer's guild!
06:37This is crazy!
06:38I thought I knew everything about this game, but I'm so lost!
06:41There's one thing I've learned.
06:43Girls are awesome!
06:48So I'll see you later tonight?
06:56For sure!
06:57Okay, we're here.
06:59This is the inn.
07:00Good afternoon!
07:01Welcome to the Peace of Mind Inn!
07:04My name is Mei!
07:05Um, you okay?
07:07We're all staying here.
07:08They kind of need your info.
07:10Just a minute, I get crowd sick.
07:12So, he's busy.
07:15But you can just put me and him in the same room.
07:17Hold it!
07:19How dare you!
07:20What makes you think you deserve to share the room with such a legend?
07:23It's not that!
07:24I just don't have any money for an extra one!
07:26She's obviously quite cheap.
07:28Anyway, Diablo's going to be staying with me.
07:30What?!
07:31How is that even fair?!
07:32Because for the ninth time, I summoned him!
07:34What is happening?!
07:36Um, you could always tear each other apart outside and come back!
07:40I did!
07:40You did not!
07:41I'll throw you out!
07:47I would almost rather be thrown out than to have to share a room with you.
07:50How did this happen?
07:52Two girls, plus one bed, plus one me?
07:56That can only mean...
07:57An all night demon watch party!
08:00No way!
08:01Make Messian pass out!
08:03It's open!
08:05Pardon me.
08:06Hello, Rem.
08:08And all.
08:09Uh?
08:10I believe this is the first time we've actually met.
08:13Allow me to introduce myself.
08:14I'm Celestine Baudelaire.
08:16Celestine?
08:17Sounds familiar.
08:18But really?
08:19You mean like the head of the Mage's Association?!
08:21So should I call you Boss or...?
08:23You can just call me Celeste.
08:25That's it!
08:27I knew I'd heard that name before!
08:29The head of a Mage's Association is an extremely important character who maintains the barrier
08:34protecting the town.
08:35At least that's how it is in the game.
08:36It kinda doesn't make sense that she'd show up at a random inn.
08:39Why's she here?
08:40I'm here because I had some business to settle with Rem.
08:48However, I have a feeling there's a fascinating story here.
08:55You used reflection on the enslavement ritual.
09:01That's a pretty bold move, don't you think?
09:04So, what's your plan?
09:05It feels very unbalanced to me.
09:07Can you release them?
09:08I cannot.
09:09I didn't even want to enslave them.
09:11It just happened.
09:12Believe me, if I knew how to undo it, I would.
09:14Very well.
09:15Then we will have to build a solution from scratch.
09:17Thanks for helping.
09:19You haven't said what was the original reason you came here.
09:22Answer me.
09:23I'll allow it.
09:24Watch your mouth!
09:25How dare you speak to Lady Baudelaire in such a patronizing tone.
09:28I advise you to show some respect.
09:30What the hell is this problem?
09:32I just asked her a question.
09:34Not like I can help how I say it.
09:36Stuff just flies whenever I open my mouth.
09:38It's okay.
09:39You fool.
09:41How'd you like to threaten me again, plebeian?
09:44Honestly, it was a little much.
09:48Interacting in real life is exhausting.
09:52So, um, I don't want to go to the Mage's Association.
09:56And the whole bodyguard thing creeps me out.
09:59Hey, Rem.
10:00Look at my face.
10:01This is the face of someone desperately trying to help you.
10:04And you're spitting in it.
10:06You're very important to the future of our world.
10:08I get it, and I appreciate the consideration.
10:11It's just...
10:12I truly believe I can protect myself.
10:15Right.
10:19I suppose there's nothing more to say then.
10:21Although I'm sure you'll still need help getting released from your callers.
10:24Yes, thank you.
10:25Good night.
10:26To receive a visit from someone so powerful must mean you're keeping an extraordinary secret
10:37about your talent.
10:39Not necessarily.
10:40Oh?
10:41My gamer's intuition is tangling.
10:43Whatever she's hiding has got to be a key element to the main game storyline.
10:47That's the only reason a powerful mage character would contact her.
10:50Important NPCs always say they can't talk, but if you persist, you'll find important information.
10:55I have to uncover her secret to move on in the game.
10:59Let's go.
11:00Time for a chat.
11:01Why?
11:02Where are you going?
11:03This one is keeping a secret.
11:06I'm going to uncover it.
11:08Okay, I'm fine over here.
11:11Stuff is lazy.
11:12It's hard to be stupid.
11:13I'll save me.
11:16Do not be afraid.
11:18I won't do anything that could kill you.
11:20That is, so long as you tell me your secret.
11:22I don't want to share it.
11:23You asked to use my power, and yet you deny me the one request that I've made of you?
11:28I can't.
11:30If I tell you, you'll leave me like everyone else.
11:33Do you think a demon lord cares about your abandonment issues?
11:37If you won't tell me, then I'll torture you.
11:40Does that mean you're going to do shameful things to me?
11:42I didn't even know that was an option.
11:47I was so focused on speeding through the story, I forgot there might be s-
11:51I'd feel like a criminal if I touched her.
11:53Maybe right there would be okay?
11:55Yeah, that's easier than playing Hansy Uncle Tickles.
12:07Fine, I get it.
12:08Can you please stop now?
12:10Tell me what you're hiding.
12:11I can't do that.
12:12Then get comfortable.
12:14You're so fluffy.
12:17Okay, how about here then?
12:21Behind the ears is cheating!
12:25You ready to talk?
12:26I'm talking now!
12:27You know what I mean.
12:29That's fine.
12:31It's like those cute little stray cats in the neighborhood.
12:37You blow on their faces and they swat and twitch.
12:40It's adorable!
12:42Oh crap!
12:43I was thinking about cats and I forgot where I was.
12:45What do I do if she gives me the look?
12:47I wouldn't know where to start!
12:48I'm just an idiot with girls!
12:50I'm an idiot!
12:51If I tell you, will you still like me?
12:55No matter what I say?
12:57Even if it's worse than you're thinking,
13:01you'll stay and you won't run away.
13:03What?
13:05Yes, just tell me.
13:10I mean, yes, Rim, no matter what you confess.
13:13I, Diablo the Demon Lord, will accept it as part of you.
13:16But first...
13:19What's happening?
13:22I can't think anymore!
13:26Someone's screaming?
13:29Or just an angry squirrel?
13:31Wait, your friend?
13:32Maybe you want to go check on her?
13:34You're with her?
13:35She sounds wasted.
13:36Uh...
13:37I'll go see what's up.
13:39But first...
13:41Can I please have another bowl of whatever this is?
13:44Seriously?!
13:45I'm so sorry I didn't mean to hurt you.
13:51It's not that.
13:53I'm happy.
13:54You said that you'd still like me, no matter what my secret is.
13:58That's true.
13:59That's true.
14:00No one has ever said that to me.
14:07My secret is...
14:09I have the soul of the Demon Lord Krebskull lurking inside of me.
14:12Wait, what?
14:13Krebskull?
14:14She has the most powerful boss in all of Cross Reverie inside of her!
14:19Okay, didn't expect that.
14:20I basically just ear tickled the Supreme Demon Lord.
14:24I know it's a lot to process.
14:26My ultimate goal is to find a way to defeat her while she's in me.
14:30It's the only way I'll be able to get rid of her.
14:33Yeah, makes sense.
14:34But it's likely more complicated than that.
14:36According to what Celeste was saying, I wouldn't assume there's any other way to rid yourself of that fearsome Demon Lord other than death.
14:43And I do mean your death.
14:45I'm not trying to make things worse for you, but I hope you understand the situation you're in.
14:49If the public knew, they'd bring every weapon they had against you in order to destroy it.
14:54Of course, since everyone acts normally around you, Celeste must be the only person who knows your secret.
14:59Besides me.
15:00Is that right?
15:01Yeah, it is.
15:03Whenever I die, the Demon Lord's soul will be released.
15:06That's just how it is.
15:08Celeste knows all about it.
15:09Hmm.
15:10I just thought of something.
15:12Did your mother also house the soul of Krebsgolm?
15:16So it's hereditary?
15:18Man, that's cruel.
15:19Poor girl never had a chance.
15:21If I was in front of my computer, I'd be railing the developers about this plot twist.
15:27Well, I'll still crush Krebsgolm for you.
15:29We just have to find another way.
15:31Huh?
15:32So, it looks like we will be spending a lot of our time researching how to extract her first.
15:39What?
15:40I was just trying to help.
15:41You're right now.
15:43I just can't believe you're not going to leave me.
15:45Maybe I should research emotions first.
15:48Listen, to walk away from you over something you can't control would be weak.
15:51Demon lords are not weak.
15:52Demon lords are not weak.
16:07I've always been a loner, both in real life and in game life.
16:10I'm fine playing it solo.
16:11It's basically all I know.
16:13Just because I'm forced to interact doesn't mean I'm not still socially awkward and will
16:18probably prove myself useless in most situations.
16:21But with her, it was different.
16:22How's it going demon face?
16:23I remember you from earlier.
16:24Yes, you were with Celeste.
16:25There are laws I just made up about demons being out at night.
16:38Demi-humans can't be trusted, am I right?
16:40Demi-humans are savages.
16:41Oh no, are you scared now?
16:44I believe you know the consequences of challenging me.
16:47I don't waste time on plebeians.
16:50Quit calling me that!
16:55I am not a plebe.
16:56I am Gallic.
16:57I won't overlook your rude attitude!
17:00Might I point out that you're preaching respect while throwing liquor bottles at someone?
17:04I'm close to the head of the mages association in rank.
17:07But you're not!
17:08You're just a trash demon and no one even wants you here!
17:11From the moment I saw you,
17:17I didn't like you or your stupid face.
17:27Little baby demon needs an attitude adjustment!
17:30Start begging for your life now to save a boast of time!
17:33Meet my most powerful summon!
17:35There won't be ashes of you left!
17:37Come forth, salamanders!
17:41No way!
17:43You brought that thing into the city?!
17:45You asked a what?!
17:47That thing is a level 30 salamander!
17:49If you apologize, demon, I'll let you go with maybe a burn!
17:53Not saying those attacks won't be powerful enough to kill you anyway, though!
17:57Oh crap!
17:58You've gotta be kidding!
17:59That beast is a level 30?!
18:01But that's like nothing!
18:03What have you done, you fool?!
18:05Shut up!
18:06I gave him the punishment he deserves!
18:07So that's it!
18:09Oh right, you did say it was a level 30!
18:11What have you done, you fool?!
18:13What have you done, you fool?!
18:14Shut up!
18:15I gave him the punishment he deserves!
18:17So that's it!
18:18Oh right, you did say it was a level 30!
18:23What?!
18:24Roast his ass, salamander!
18:32Kill him! Kill him!
18:33Burn that hard bastard to a smoking crisp!
18:36I've got a surprise for you, Gallic!
18:39You're battling a level 150!
18:42150?!
18:44But how?
18:45That's not even possible!
18:46No one is 150?!
18:47That doesn't even exist!
18:50Kill him now!
18:51Massive explosion!
19:00Never expect mercy from a demon lord!
19:03Help!
19:13Help!
19:14And why?!
19:15It's ridiculous!
19:16This did not happen!
19:21And that was me holding back!
19:23I guess I really do have Diablo's strength!
19:26So the power I accumulated by immersing myself in the game
19:29is actually at my fingertips now!
19:33This must be a drunk hallucination!
19:36He's just a stupid face trash demon!
19:39It doesn't make sense!
19:40What the hell are you?!
19:41My name is Diablo!
19:43A demon lord from another world!
19:45Another world!
19:56Once you finish registering as an adventurer, you'll be able to take on quests!
19:59I look forward to working with you, Mr. Diablo!
20:01Remove that collar from Shura's neck!
20:03Diablo!
20:041
20:05Got Wohn!
20:06I've got W having fun and out!!
20:10Mom!
20:11My Matsumer twin!
20:12How?
20:13And then, where are you Kid!
20:14Why?
20:15While they're on Splaticho!
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