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00:00I will hang up now. I will hang up now, imbecile.
00:04I couldn't have put it better myself.
00:06What?
00:07How dare you enter my office?
00:09Oh, I'm not in your office.
00:11And please don't insult me by attempting to trace this broadcast.
00:15You will fail.
00:17I take it I am talking to Mr. Edward Nygma.
00:21Do you know of any other inmate in your twisted little penitentiary?
00:24Who isn't genius enough to arrange this little chat?
00:27Narcissism.
00:28A compulsive desire to prove his intellect.
00:32And a predilection for riddles.
00:35You've read my file.
00:37Of course.
00:38Good. Now let's get started.
00:40How do you attempt to understand what is going on in Arkham City?
00:44When all of the answers are... strange.
00:48Ha! Strange.
00:52Good evening, Hugo.
00:54I believe it is time for our one-on-one.
00:57No.
00:58It is time for you to stop this and give up.
01:01My tiger guards will find you and when that happens...
01:05I will perform the procedure on you myself.
01:09Uh oh.
01:10Procedure?
01:11Oh.
01:12You mean what you did to all those poor fools back at the asylum?
01:16To be honest, I think you did them a favor.
01:18How do you?
01:19How do I know that you requested access to all the most forgettable patients?
01:24And proceeded to melt their brains with the help of that confused milliner?
01:28Or did you mean, how do I know that you have been providing the ex-warden with your own special medication?
01:34Oh.
01:35No doubt intended to render his synapses more malleable to your suggestions.
01:39Or maybe you are currently wondering if I know about the secret panel in your closet.
01:44How it slides back to reveal what you want most.
01:48Are you sit, wearing that suit, crying into your hands as you question whether you are really worthy?
01:56What do you want, Mr. Enigma?
01:59Oh, that's easy.
02:00I want exactly what you want.
02:02And what's that?
02:03Batman.
02:04Dead.
02:05Humiliated, but dead.
02:09That's three things.
02:10Geez.
02:11But who cares?
02:12You're gonna tell us what Two-Face is up to.
02:17Right?
02:18Hmm.
02:19You just don't give up, do you?
02:24You're gonna regret this.
02:26No!
02:27No!
02:28Look out!
02:29That man's here!
02:30Go!
02:31Enjoying that crowd, boy!
02:36There you go!
02:37Close!
02:38Damn!
02:39Please!
02:40Get me down from here.
02:41I know I shouldn't, but I'll do it anyway.
02:43Hmm.
02:44Hmm.
02:45Hmm.
02:46Hmm.
02:47Hmm.
02:48Hmm.
02:49Hmm.
02:50Hmm.
02:51Hmm.
02:52Hmm.
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02:59Hmm.
03:00Hmm.
03:01Hmm.
03:02Hmm.
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03:05Hmm.
03:06Hmm.
03:11Hmm.
03:12Hmm.
03:13Hmm.
03:14Hmm.
03:15Hmm.
03:16Hmm.
03:17Hmm.
03:18Yep.
03:19I don't trust you, bro.
03:20Not our feelings.
03:21Heh, heh, heh.
03:23That way, and?
03:25Ahh, yeah.
03:27Ah, yeah.
03:31Edward Nygma.
03:35Alright, a little more, and...
03:42Oh, that was an accident in the last part.
03:46Am I lucky.
03:48Say hello to my little friend.
03:57Ah, so close, let me try again.
04:27Okay, now from here I can slow down a little bit.
04:39Yes!
04:44Jackpot!
04:46Ooh.
04:48Ouch.
04:52Got me there.
04:53It's all right. You're safe.
04:57What do I do with this thing?
04:58Believe me, doctor.
04:59When someone takes a swing at me with a pipe, they don't get the chance to apologize.
05:03What's been happening?
05:04I did what you said.
05:06I stayed out of sight and kept an eye on what they were up to.
05:09They've been placing things on the floor in the next room.
05:11I don't know what they are.
05:13Sounds like Joker's trying to stop me with mines.
05:16That one.
05:17Do I work?
05:18Do I look worried?
05:20Worried? No.
05:22Sick? Very.
05:23You look terrible.
05:25Don't worry about me.
05:27Get back to wherever you've been hiding.
05:29I'll deal with the mines.
05:30She should go home.
05:32Jeez.
05:34My opinion.
05:38Damn.
05:39She spooked me, actually.
05:44Are you sure you're all right?
05:46I'm a doctor, you know.
05:48You look terrible.
05:51Heh heh.
05:54Jeez.
05:54This is nothing.
05:55What you mean?
05:56What you mean?
05:58I did what he said.
05:59Man.
06:05And you should have seen his face.
06:07That's funny, man.
06:08Heh heh heh.
06:09And then what?
06:10Did she do it?
06:11Of course she did.
06:13I mean, look at me.
06:13I'm gorgeous.
06:15So what's the deal with Jay?
06:16Looks better, right?
06:18It's a freaking miracle.
06:19Yesterday you looked like crap.
06:21Did they?
06:21The real joke.
06:23That thug's armed with proximity mines.
06:25Thank God, man.
06:25I mean, who the hell wants Harley in charge?
06:28Between you and me?
06:29She's nuttier than he is.
06:31Oh, Mr. Jay!
06:33Please hug me some more!
06:36Okay, my dear.
06:38Why don't you go and fight Batman?
06:41While I make a daring escape?
06:43You guys better hope she didn't hear that.
06:47Enough screwing around.
06:48Good.
06:50Huh?
06:51That's you.
06:54Hmph.
06:56Wow, look who it is.
06:58What do you want, B-Man?
06:59Heh.
07:00Well, go on then.
07:03I don't care.
07:04I'm not telling you nothing.
07:05I'm not even going to tell you about the crap Joker took from freezing locked up in the
07:10boiler room.
07:12Huh?
07:12Huh?
07:12Oh, this should be useful.
07:37Don't you dare!
07:39You don't stop doing that, I'm going to tell Mr. Jay, and he's gonna, well, he's gonna be mad!
07:54What are you?
07:55Ah!
07:56Wait, one more time, one more time.
07:58I'm just being an asshole.
07:59Stop that!
08:06Don't you dare!
08:07Heh, that's funny.
08:10Let me do it again.
08:11Heh, one more time for fun.
08:21Kinda.
08:26Ah.
08:29Okay, I get it now.
08:30It could be inside.
08:31It could be inside.
08:37There you are, bruh.
08:44First, let me just...
08:48Bye, Arch.
08:49Batman, this is getting boring.
08:53Damn.
08:54Oh my god.
08:54Oh my god.
08:54You're not going to reach Joker.
09:02I will stop you.
09:03Oh my god.
09:06I will trust every bone in your body.
09:17Oh my god.
09:19You're not going to reach Joker.
09:22I will stop you.
09:23We're gonna make this hurt.
09:28Hold still while I pound your face into the tent.
09:40I will crush every bone in your body.
09:43You're not going to...
09:56You're not going to...
10:08What's that?
10:10Okay.
10:20Let's go.
10:50Nice.
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