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  • 02/07/2025
The Earth and Mars play around with Asteroids, until they accidentally hit the Moon. Maybe they shouldn't be doing this in the first place...?
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00:00Let's see you dodge this one!
00:07No, let's see you dodge this one!
00:10Ow! What the heck?
00:12Oops!
00:13Hey, you alright, Earth Simone?
00:15Oh, he's just being a baby.
00:17I'm not! That really hurt!
00:19Sorry, but you know how it is.
00:21Getting hit by something this big would probably end my Earthlings.
00:25Just looking out for them.
00:26Well, why do you play this dumb game, then?
00:28I mean, he's got a point, Earth.
00:30As much as I love asteroid dodgeball, it seems a little dangerous for you.
00:34Maybe we should just be playing cards?
00:36Ugh, man, don't worry about it.
00:37The moon catches most of them, and I usually dodge the rest.
00:40Still, should we take the risk?
00:42No risk, no fun!
00:44Plus, even when we're not playing, random small meteorites come at me either way.
00:48Well, alright. You should be fine.
00:50As long as we stay off of the huge life-ending ones.
00:53Like the ones that killed off the dinosaurs.
00:55Too soon, dude.
00:56Uh, it's been 65 million years.
00:59Too soon!
01:00Yeah, we're soon!
01:02Forever Pivot
01:04Yeah...
01:05I think it's bound!
01:06Two soon, dude.
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08Two soon...
01:09One soon.
01:10You're a little bear

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