00:00Okay, ROTSAR log number 456. I'm currently crossing the asteroid belt.
00:06I haven't seen SAR in some time now, and based on our last encounter, I hope it stays that way.
00:11At this point, I'm kind of getting used to the talking planets.
00:14When I'm careful, they just ask some questions and leave me be.
00:17So, I think I'm getting the hang of the situation.
00:19Hey! You're Astro Dude, right?
00:22Uh, yeah?
00:25I'm Titan, Saturn's moon.
00:27Okay? Why are you hiding in the asteroid belt? I thought you were serious for a moment.
00:31Sorry if I scared you. Saturn's probably looking for me, so I need a place to hide.
00:35Listen, I need a favor, and only you can help me. So, what do you say?
00:40Okay, you know the drill. Just answer the question, smile, and be on your way.
00:46You've got this.
00:48Okay, Titan, I'm happy to help.
00:51Really? You promise? I promise.
00:54Okay, then. I need you to go under my surface, deep into my pitch dark underwater ocean, and search for life.
01:01Wait, I-I thought- I'm aware it's not an easy task, but I need to know.
01:06Ugh. Listen, I wish I could help, but my boss is gonna kill me if I-
01:11You promised.
01:13I'm sorry, Titan. Maybe another time.
01:24You're, uh, you're in my way.
01:27I know.
01:28Oh, I, uh, I just remembered. I left my space... wallet back in, uh...
01:35Uh...
01:38What'll it be, Astro Dude?
01:41Hey, Jupiter! Have you seen Titan?
01:45Nope. Have you seen our Patreon?
01:47Wait, we have a Patreon?
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02:35Okay, I'll take a look after I find Titan.
02:38Titan!
02:39Titan!
02:40Ah, feels good to sponsor ourselves.
02:45Computer, what are my odds of survival on Titan?
02:48Do you want me to sugarcoat it?
02:51They're higher than in Venus.
02:53I almost died on Venus like a hundred times!
02:56But there are no killer robots this time.
03:00Oh, that's a relief!
03:01Instead, there may be killer aliens.
03:05Computer, I hate you sometimes.
03:08I appreciate you doing this, Astro Dude.
03:10Yeah, it's not like I'm being forced to do this by a planet.
03:15By a moon, to be exact.
03:17I think he heard you.
03:19Yep.
03:20What's up with all this orange, computer?
03:26The atmosphere is made up of hydrocarbon particles.
03:31That's cool!
03:32I still can't believe that a moon in our solar system has such a dense atmosphere.
03:36It's insane!
03:37Also, 1.6 times denser than Earth's.
03:41Ah, you hear that, Titan?
03:42You're pretty dense!
03:44Haha.
03:45I can't believe I'm saying this, but I missed the weather on Venus.
03:58You want a new suit?
04:01Please?
04:05Okay, what's the plan now, computer?
04:08Find a way to reach the ocean.
04:11Like, through a cave?
04:12Preferably a die up here.
04:14And what's that?
04:16A mass of ice that's slowly rising.
04:19Okay, I may need a 101 on Titan's surface geology.
04:23To reach the ocean, we have to cross over 60 miles of surface and a decoupled ice crust.
04:3060 miles?
04:32Can I really survive that?
04:33With your new suit, you just might.
04:36Ugh, fine.
04:37Time to start looking.
04:41Hey, Titan.
04:43Oh!
04:44Hey!
04:45Astrodut's not here.
04:46What?
04:47No, I was looking for you.
04:48Me?
04:49Oh, because of the whole-
04:50Yeah, the whole mass.
04:52Listen, I know the Earth was rude, but he didn't mean any of it.
04:55By it?
04:56You mean the Earth telling me I'm just a moon and that I shouldn't dream of becoming anything else?
05:01Yeah?
05:02You think he didn't mean it?
05:04I think the Earth felt threatened by you.
05:06He's proud of having life, but he also suffers a lot because of it.
05:10I think finding out another celestial body could potentially sustain life made him get all... defensive.
05:16I know you must be angry, but let's not lose our heads, okay?
05:19Titan!
05:20Titan!
05:21Hey!
05:22Titan!
05:23Wait, is that Astro Dude?
05:24Where is he?
05:25Uh, uh, Astro who?
05:27Astro Dude!
05:28He's a tiny Earthling in his cute little spaceship.
05:30Astro Dude to Titan!
05:32Wait, is he below your surf?
05:34Hey!
05:35Personal space, Earth's moon, alright?
05:36Hey, wait!
05:37Ugh, he's not answering.
05:39How are we supposed to find a diapyr?
05:41I don't know.
05:42Any other bright ideas?
05:44Just one.
05:50Wait, where did this come from?
05:52I 3D printed it.
05:54So, am I supposed to drill through 60 miles of solid rock and ice?
05:58Either that, or you'll have to, somehow, defeat Titan.
06:03Wouldn't that make me... Zeus?
06:05I don't get jokes about mythology.
06:08Of course you don't.
06:12Ouch!
06:15God, is Astro Dude drilling through my surface?
06:17Aha!
06:18I heard you!
06:19Okay, okay!
06:20Astro Dude is helping me find out if I have life under my surface.
06:23What, of his own free will?
06:25Well, it's... complicated.
06:29Hey, I know you're angry and anxious after what happened, but this is wrong.
06:33What's wrong with you?
06:34What's... huh?
06:35Why do you come all this way just to apologize for something the Earth said?
06:39Well, I... I don't know.
06:41Wait, we're not talking about me.
06:43Where... is the Earth your friend?
06:44Does he treat you like an equal?
06:46I mean, we're friends.
06:47So, I've never seen the Earth ask you to join his card games.
06:50Only time he was nice to you was when he was showing you off.
06:53Does that sound like a friend to you?
06:56Let Astro Dude go, or I'll come back with someone else.
07:00Wait, Astro Dude, the drill is overheating.
07:12Ugh, are you kidding?
07:14Whoa!
07:15Whoa!
07:21Whoa.
07:23The underground oceans have tightened.
07:25I'm... really here.
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