Vegan Activist Confronts Me For Cutting Grass And It Gets Weird

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00:00Uh, baby, calm down, baby. Hello? Excuse me?

00:05Um...

00:07No!

00:09Yeah.

00:11Sorry, love, I can't hear you.

00:14Yeah.

00:15If I came into your house and I assaulted your children, would that be all right with you, sir?

00:19Sorry?

00:20No, it wouldn't.

00:21What? Sorry, but what did you say?

00:23I'm sorry, you are on the grass, and you are assaulting a living thing.

00:27This is a living, breathing organism, and you're assaulting it, and I have got the documentation, and I am going to call the police.

00:35That's a crime.

00:36Sorry, sorry, excuse me, calling the police for what?

00:39Yes, you've got all these pretty flowers, you've got roses, you've got gardenias, you've got foxglove, for fox sake.

00:45But you don't care about the grass, do you?

00:48No, if I came in, and is that your wife, your lovely wife, if I came in and just slapped her around, and slapped your child, how would you feel?

00:55Excuse me?

00:56Excuse me?

00:57Yeah, well, you're doing it to the grass. You're assaulting the grass. The grass is a living thing.

01:04Okay, excuse me. One, that's my car. Secondly, this is my front garden, and I can do what I like with it.

01:11No, you cannot, because the gardens belong to all of us. We are one world, if you hadn't noticed. Right?

01:18Okay.

01:19We are one living world. This isn't...

01:20Okay, and why is it any real business?

01:22Because I am a human being, and I am communing right now, right now, with your garden, your grass.

01:30Excuse me, who are you?

01:31Look, look, look. It's a living thing.

01:34Okay, and who are you?

01:36What does it matter? I'm a human being. That's all you need to know.

01:40No, no, no, hold a minute, yeah. I do need to know, yeah? Because, like, one, that's my garden, you're on my property.

01:46Two, like, you're taking pictures of my car.

01:49Correct.

01:50And three, you're over here by my front window.

01:55I don't know if you know this, but it's a crime to hit an animal. It's a crime to assault a human being.

02:02It is also, conversely, a crime to assault the grass.

02:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm not doing anything to the grass.

02:11That's a heavy vehicle, sir. That weighs tons and tons and tons, and you're pressuring the grass.

02:18You're making it difficult for the grass to breathe. It's very, very disturbing.

02:23I can't seem to make anyone understand.

02:25I'm going to take more pictures, because that's a crime. It's a crime.

02:29Oh, oh, oh. Just you wait. Just you wait.

02:34What do you mean, just I wait? What the hell are you going to do?

02:41Um...

02:43Alright, I can't do it. I can't move it, it's too heavy.

02:46And that's the problem. That's the problem.

02:49Okay.

02:50It's heavy.

02:51Maybe... What do you mean it's heavy?

02:52It's heavy to move. It's heavy on the grass. It's heavy.

02:56And it's heavy on the planet. And the planet's delicate... atmosphere.

03:01Okay, so how do you get to A to B?

03:03I'm sorry?

03:04So how do you get to A to B? You can't move any car.

03:10I can't believe I have to explain this to you. As if you were a child. A four-year-old would understand.

03:15This is a crime. Now move your car or I am calling the police.

03:20Nine, nine, nine.

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