00:00You are dead meat.
00:13Totally.
00:16I'm taking you out.
00:18Whoa, whoa!
00:30So, what's up, man?
00:36Sit down and face forward.
00:39Now, I don't have a lot of time.
00:40I know you need money.
00:41Did Michael tell you about Life Invader?
00:43Oh, shit.
00:44Y'all two did that?
00:45Look forward.
00:47We're two strangers having a friendly chat.
00:50And don't pretend that you liked Jane Norris.
00:52Oh, man, I don't know, homie.
00:53I mean, yeah, the dude outsource work to child slaves.
00:57They stole and sold everybody's private information.
00:59And even ripped his own friend's ideas off and walked around like the messiah while doing it.
01:03But, man, I don't think the nigga deserved to have his fucking head blowed off on TV.
01:07Oh, well, aren't you just a moral majority?
01:09You know, that's why the world is the way it is today.
01:11When a paid thug gets all namby-pamby when someone asks him to act like a paid thug.
01:16And for a good cause.
01:17Man, check this out, homie.
01:18I like blowing motherfucking fool's heads off just as much as the next psychotic asshole.
01:22But I just don't look at the shit as doing a good deed.
01:25Well, now you can.
01:26Because it's not fool's heads, it's asshole's heads.
01:28And not just heads, you know, trashing cars or planting lies, forging evidence.
01:33Anything we can do to take the battle back to these turds.
01:36You know, we'll fix the market in our favor and we'll right a few wrongs while we're at it.
01:40Shit, okay, cool.
01:42Right, so, you heard of mollus?
01:44Hell yeah.
01:44Okay, so there's a new mollus, sort of a super mollus, and it's called priopolds.
01:49It's giving the living rigor mortis.
01:51Only Brett Lowry, CEO of Bilkington Research, paid off the FDA.
01:55Now, he doesn't care that his hardness pills are giving desperate, middle-aged men the world over heart attacks.
02:00Damn, man, that sucks.
02:01Yeah, it does.
02:03Now, Mr. Greedy Lowry is staying at the Von Krastenberg Hotel in Richmond.
02:07Of course, he'll be well protected, but if he goes away, then America goes back to using mollus,
02:12and Beta Pharmaceuticals gets a big bump in the price of their stock.
02:15Damn, man, all right, fuck it, I got you.
02:17I thought that you would.
02:19Now, consider using a sniper rifle or sticky bombs, you know, whatever.
02:23Do it your way, however you want.
02:25I'm going to make the investment.
02:26We don't speak about this or anything.
02:28Now, walk away, and I'll stay here until you're gone.
02:38For sure.
02:47Oh, no!
02:47Come on, mate!
02:48That's just...
02:49What the fuck is this?
02:51Who should...
02:52Who should get together for a child?
02:55Hey, brilliant!
02:58Hey, you just turned this into a bucket!
03:07Ah!
03:07Shit!
03:14Yo!
03:15Let's crack it!
03:17Awesome!
03:24Oh, no!
03:25Bitch!
03:44Fuck it, you crazy!
03:46Fuck it, you crazy!
03:50Fuck it, fuck it, you crazy!
03:52What, you mean, it's insane!
03:53Super big robber!
03:55Fuck, what is this?
04:00envy and one of us for you!
04:02Bye!
04:06What is this?
04:07What's this?
05:37Let's move it out, people!
05:57We need this area cleared!
06:27Keep your eye out for anything unusual.
06:37Where is that son of a bitch?
06:49We need backup now!
06:50All nearby units report immediately!
06:53I can't believe it!
06:54Where are you going?
06:55I'm on it!
06:56I can't believe it!
06:57Where are you going?
06:58I'm on it!
06:59I'm on it!
07:00I'm on it!
07:01I'm on it!
07:02I'm on it!
07:03I'm on it!
07:04I'm on it!
07:05I'm on it!
07:06I'm on it!
07:07I'm on it!
07:08I'm on it!
07:09I'm on it!
07:10I'm on it!
07:11I'm on it!
07:12I'm on it!
07:13I'm on it!
07:14I'm on it!
07:16I'm on it!
07:17I'm on it!
07:18I'm on it!
07:20I'm on it!
07:22UGH!
07:25Drop your weapon!
07:27It says that we got a manhole on the ground.
07:2910%
07:38Hold on!
07:48Let's go!
07:50Oh!
07:57Out of the way, man!
08:00Parkour, asshole!
08:19My god damn car!
08:25My god damn car!
08:27My god damn car!
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