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Re-uploading because Dailymotion deleted the vid from Lonestarr's page and the YouTube video Lonestarr uploaded is in particularly horrendous quality for some reason.
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00:01A steel cage match for the SCW Internet Championship.
00:07Iron Man defending against former champion Santa Claus.
00:12It's called Thunder by...
00:15Iron Thunder just doesn't sound very good.
00:18There's a cover!
00:20And...
00:21Gets a two.
00:23Oh, man.
00:29Settle this issue once and for all with Santa Claus.
00:32Bought it to break the cage.
00:36Oh, okay!
00:44It's our...
00:46It's our third time into it!
00:48The steel!
00:50It's gonna climb up.
00:53And they say...
00:57Oh, wait!
00:58Santa's back up!
00:59Pull him off the cage!
01:11Oh, oh!
01:12And, oh!
01:13Another freakin' low ball!
01:14Are you keyin' me?
01:20It's gonna go!
01:27Enough it!
01:29Trying to escape here!
01:32Santa's very close!
01:34Got out of here!
01:36With Iron Man!
01:37Since he's about to escape!
01:39Pulls it down!
01:40Oh, my! The top!
01:50That was brutal.
01:52Iron Man's back up first.
01:54Santa. Oh!
01:56Cole Neal does.
02:00And in Rift.
02:02Good job, Rift.
02:05Break for Iron Man there.
02:06Oh, my Santa. Back up.
02:11Troll here now.
02:16Oh, a DDT.
02:17In it like a choke.
02:20Using those...
02:20muscles that are...
02:23perhaps...
02:26not naturally enhanced.
02:31Santa. Sidewalk slam.
02:32I'm going to make a cover here.
02:38One.
02:38Boom by Pivor.
02:40Submission as well as escape.
02:41Gets a two there.
02:46Wait, save! Jingle Bell Drop!
02:51Jingle Bell Drop.
02:53Now he's going to try and escape the cage.
02:55Get a Jingle Bell Drop.
02:57Trying to climb out.
03:01Trying to escape.
03:05And...
03:05Iron Man's back up!
03:07Pulls him off the cage!
03:13Iron Man's still trying to recuperate.
03:16Bell Drop, but...
03:18It's for a Suplex!
03:19In a corner.
03:27Head first into the steel.
03:31Now face first into the mat.
03:35And another freaking low blow!
03:37Are you kidding me?
03:39And...
03:39Uh, okay, glitch.
03:40Glitch it, glitch.
03:43Into the air for you!
03:44Oh!
03:45I used to call it the attitude adjustment.
03:49Because we're more focused on kids!
03:51What the hell with that?
03:52There's a cut!
03:53This could be it right here!
03:54New champ!
03:55No!
03:56We're already had new SCW champions.
03:58Tag team champions.
04:01These are our last championship matches tonight.
04:04And...
04:04Santa's going to go for Santa's sleigh!
04:07Santa's sleigh!
04:08He's got it on!
04:11He's got it!
04:12This is...
04:13Wait, no!
04:16We're going to have to get out of that!
04:19But...
04:19Again!
04:22Throws him down!
04:27And...
04:28Again.
04:30How many times have you seen that?
04:35We're going to do it a third time.
04:42Punch.
04:42Irish whip.
04:46Oh, what a suplex!
04:50Devastating suplexes.
04:51He's going to try and escape again.
04:56This could be his opportunity!
04:59He's very close!
05:01He's kind of tough!
05:03He's...
05:03He's got...
05:04Oh, it's Santa!
05:05Oh, my...
05:06Oh!
05:08The Baconda team quickly...
05:10Pulling him off!
05:11Both men down.
05:24I'm alive! Again!
05:26The surprise for the Iron Man!
05:28The one! Two! Three! Three! No!
05:36Oh!
05:38Matt
05:40In the gut!
05:43The corner and out of the coastline!
05:49The corner again!
05:52Oh!
05:58There!
06:00Change again!
06:06Change one more time!
06:09Punch!
06:12I see the internet championship on the line inside this steel cage!
06:18Looks like Santa's got the upper hand here!
06:21Iron Man goes for a cover!
06:24One!
06:25One!
06:26Two!
06:27Techno!
06:28Only two!
06:29Loved by Santa!
06:33Corner!
06:34Punch!
06:35It's counter!
06:36It's countered!
06:37It's countered!
06:38The charge was countered!
06:40Iron Man!
06:41It takes him over his knee!
06:42was countered for Iron Man.
06:46Takes him over his knee.
06:51That would be a good opportunity to try to escape, but he's slow to...
06:55I'm alive again.
06:56Alive, alive, alive.
06:58Okay, I'm getting tired.
06:59Wait, surprise, what?
07:01My city is, he has steeled there?
07:02No.
07:06Bunch was missed.
07:08Duck the clothesline.
07:10Wait, Iron Man.
07:10Steamroller, the steamroller to Santa.
07:15There's a cover.
07:16One, two, three.
07:19Now he kicked out.
07:22They're near full.
07:27Clothesline.
07:28Down, Iron Man back up.
07:31Iron Man, and this is the fifth time he's done that.
07:35Repeated moves for the win.
07:36And a low, that's like an eighth or ninth low blow.
07:38Repeated moves for the freaking win.
07:42Are you kidding me?
07:44He just exposed that turnbuckle.
07:46I don't know if we've seen that.
07:50He missed the knee.
07:55Did he move again?
07:56It didn't look like it hurt him.
08:01Locked.
08:02And...
08:09Amateur take.
08:13He's got a pin there.
08:15A two.
08:15A two.
08:16And...
08:16That...
08:18No, it's not...
08:19It looked like a three.
08:20I don't know.
08:22That looked really close to three.
08:24But we continue here.
08:26Wait, he's got the Iron Claw on.
08:27By the way, that's actually the move they call it in the game.
08:31The Iron Claw.
08:34They also call the steamroller.
08:38So that's how easy it was to name those moves.
08:45And...
08:45Is he going to escape here at the Iron Claw?
08:50Escape.
08:52Escape?
08:52No, he can't stand us back up.
08:54Pulls him off the cage.
08:59Oh, my God.
09:00It's blocked.
09:02And wait, there's another...
09:04Steamroller, yes!
09:07Another steamroller!
09:11The Iron Man's going to try to escape.
09:14After the steamroller.
09:18See, it's still down.
09:19This could be it right here.
09:22It's clear.
09:23He scaled the top.
09:24He's up top!
09:25He's coming down!
09:27Bell's already ringing.
09:28Now he's hit the floor!
09:29It's over!
09:32Here's your winner.
09:33He is still the internet champion.
09:37The Machine!
09:41Iron Man is still.
09:42The internet can't have to replay the action.
09:45It's like off the top.
09:47And then...
09:47Surprise, roll off.
09:51One, two, three.
09:53It's two.
09:53It's two.
09:55And he does it.
09:56Plus of that.
10:00One.
10:01That only got two.
10:04And this was the first steamroller.
10:13One.
10:14That only got two.
10:15One.
10:15One.
10:15One.
10:16One.
10:16One.
10:16One.
10:16One.
10:16One.
10:17One.
10:17One.
10:18One.
10:18One.
10:19Roller. That was
10:22enough. His hand was down.
10:26Iron Man scaled the cage.
10:30He would go over the top.
10:36And eventually
10:37there we go.
10:40His hand was too late. Hit the floor.
10:43Still internet champion is Iron Man.
10:45Let's talk about so many moments through tonight.
10:50Our biggest moment
10:51was our most defining night in history
10:53was last year. Blood, sweat
10:55and tears too.
10:58This is the AWS Celebrates
10:59Two Years. Blood, Sweat
11:01and Tears Too.
11:08There's a bill!
11:10Oh my! There's a car!
11:13There's a car!
11:14One, two, three!
11:17It's over!
11:18What the?
11:21Are you serious?
11:24Here's your winner!
11:25That was the match!
11:27Wait, this could be an opening
11:28for Mr. Clayton to retain the title.
11:30He tries to grab onto it. He can't do it.
11:33Hey!
11:34Holy shit!
11:36Did you just see that?
11:39Mr. Clayton!
11:40Mr. Clayton, press!
11:42There's no ladders in the middle of air
11:46to find gravity
11:47and to get a clinging press!
11:49Are you kidding me?
11:51Chuck Norris!
11:52What?
11:55No way!
11:58What?
12:00Here's Chuck Norris!
12:01Holy crap!
12:06Mr. T going to town
12:07by Kobe Bryant!
12:09Oh my!
12:09What a shot!
12:11Right to the head!
12:13And Kobe Bryant is down
12:15and out!
12:19He's gonna teach you
12:20a great rookie
12:21Chuck Norris!
12:22He's gonna be straight
12:23into the place
12:24of the world
12:24and out!
12:25He's gonna be
12:26in the middle of air
12:28and out!
12:29We're all
12:29the partners in the middle of air
12:31Looks like Kobe Bryant's
12:328 and G
12:33Just give me
12:33Clare man!
12:34Chuck Norris!
12:35And Chuck Norris
12:36kicked the Mr. T!
12:41Why did you see that?
12:45Heh!
12:47Heh heh heh!
12:48He doesn't!
12:49He's Chuck Norris!
12:50There's no referee
12:52to say
12:53you can't get in there!
12:56Uh oh!
12:57That bird may have
12:58stepped in it
12:59and dragged it
13:00into the house here
13:01because
13:01But wait a minute!
13:02What the hell!
13:05It's Santa Claus!
13:08What are you doing?
13:12Santa Claus
13:13attacking Ghostfire!
13:15What did
13:16Jingle Bell drop?
13:17He's a hell!
13:19He's a hell!
13:19He's a hell!
13:20What?
13:20What's this about?
13:21What about
13:22The Definitely
13:23Be a Markman?
13:23You look to
13:24Frank!
13:25What?
13:25The turning
13:26He's a hell!
13:27He's a hell!
13:28You're all
13:38And he's a hell!
13:39You're all
13:40He's a hell!
13:40What?
13:40You're all
13:41Oh!
13:41I'm just
13:42One shot!
13:46Listen to this crowd!
13:50Superman is beating the hell out of President Trump!
13:54I might show!
13:56Wait a minute!
13:57Superman is mine!
14:02Superman with the S-cribe on the presidents!
14:05And...
14:12There you go!
14:13Get the hell out of here!
14:15Superman is here!
14:18Wait, wait a minute!
14:19Oh!
14:20Superstar!
14:24Nice!
14:26The number one!
14:29The number one!
14:30The number one!
14:32The number one!
14:33The number one!
14:35The number one!
14:36dagenpursman!
14:43Dem какую?
14:45But the number one,
14:46one, two, one, one, three, and run over.
14:47There's a winner!
14:49Over Simpson!
14:51The hero!
14:52No!
14:53The CAW Kim capping,
14:56The era of Simpson has begun in his CAW-
15:00Super Surgeon Kawn!
15:03There you go folks, our greatest moment in the last two years, there's so many, I couldn't
15:16even tell you about it all, definitely Blood, Sweat and Tears 2 left an impact on the CAW
15:22world, so many questions, what impact will Blood, Sweat and Tears 3 make on the CAW world
15:29that takes place on Wednesday September 9th, it's 9909 Blood, Sweat and Tears 3, we're still
15:41a long way from there, we've still got to conclude the second tournament, No Gutstoke Glory coming
15:47up in mid-July, I don't know exactly, it'll probably be around 17, 18, 19, somewhere around
15:56there, a point of concern for the week of July, Guile, double scale boy, didn't know who their partner was going to be going into tonight, but now we know who their partner is, the question is is Spider-Man and Bison's partner, we have not been told that,
16:22I've never been told that.
16:33Oh boy.
16:35That mission accomplished in No D2 World Order is apparently history.
16:41Well, Gile and No Boy are still in the SEW Tournament for a time.
16:46And here comes their tag team partner.
16:54Not fired.
16:56He's here.
16:57Not only is he not fired,
16:59but he's getting a shot at the SEW Championship at No Guts No Glory.
17:06We'll have an opportunity to headline Blood Sweat in Tears 3.
17:10Here's Tui Headline defeated Spider-Man and became SCAW Champion.
17:18Still the longest reigning SCAW Champion in SCAW's history.
17:22A champ for six months.
17:27The Simpsons.
17:29The Superman, Ichigo Kurosaki.
17:31A triple threat match for the SCAW Championship.
17:35And No Guts No Glory.
17:37To the Hinder.
17:44mp3
17:45Who's gonna the be Spider-Man fighting the tag moat
17:47I'm a monster.
17:49He's gonna be Spider-Man fighting the tag moat
17:50To find that out myself.
17:51Who bes analyse?
17:56My meatball speaks of a green gun
17:58Warned hot seat screens will keep becoming
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