00:00With these pearl ornaments, we'll be the most beautiful kopis at the Deepavali festival.
00:22They will surely make us shine as bright as the festival's lights.
00:30Do you see the way those poor girls cannot even look at me?
00:48It's your magnificent good looks dear brother. It blinds them.
00:52More likely, they don't want me to see that they are making ornaments to adorn themselves for the festival of lights.
00:58Let's see if they are willing to share their decorations.
01:02Please excuse my intrusion dear gopis. I couldn't help but notice what beautiful ornaments you are making.
01:16My friends and I would like to celebrate Deepavali as well.
01:22And I was hoping you might spare a few of your pearls so that they can look as fine as you.
01:28I didn't know Subala and Madhu cared so much about their looks.
01:32Oh I didn't mean them. I meant Hamsi and Haruni.
01:36Dear friends, are you so vain and proud that you cannot even hear my humble pleas to share your ornaments with these noble cows?
01:50You are too humble Krishna. These pearls are fit for kings and queens. Why ask for only enough for two of your cows? Why not ask us to decorate your entire herd?
02:04I do not require all your pearls Lalita. Just enough to decorate the four horns of my two favourite cows.
02:14I am so sorry Krishna, but I do not see even one pearl good enough for your cows.
02:20Clever gods, forget it. I will find my own pearls.
02:31Hmm, they feel like sharing huh?
02:33They have no respect for cows or me. But they will when I am done with them.
02:38Oh yes they will.
02:45Other demons have tried and paid with their lives.
02:48What makes you think that you can succeed with their fill?
02:54Because I am Keishi and the earth trembles beneath me.
03:07I will find your angel of death king Kamsa and crush him beneath my hooves.
03:18Pearl plants?
03:22That's the silliest thing you have ever dreamed up Krishna.
03:25Trust me mother.
03:26If you give me your pearls, I will plant them in the field and grow so many I can decorate all up our cows for the Bhavali.
03:33Oh my dear son. Pearls don't sprout like fruit. They come from oysters in the distant ocean.
03:42Please mother, you must give them to me. I promise they will sprout in three days and you will have more pearls than you can ever imagine.
03:50I simply cannot ever say no to my darling Krishna.
03:56Thank you mother, thank you.
04:12Oh how I wish we were planting cool sweet yogurt instead of pearls.
04:18Don't be ridiculous Madhu. Yogurt doesn't grow on trees. It grows on your belly.
04:29Have you heard the news Radha? Everyone is talking about Brindavan's newest farmer.
04:34I heard he is planting pearls. Would you plant my bangles Krishna and grow me a new pair?
04:44When magnificent pearls begin popping up all over my field, we will see who is teasing whom.
04:53You don't suppose we could plant lettuce do you?
04:56No Madhu. But you've given me an idea. Here's what I want you and Subala to do.
05:03See you guys Radha. See you and they come back.
05:09Girls, wait. If you want more pearls to plant, I'm afraid we're fresh out.
05:15Oh, we have plenty of pearls. But Krishna asked if you could be so kind as to give us some of your delicious milk.
05:22He must be very thirsty from all his farm work.
05:26It's not that. He wants the milk to water his pearl plant.
05:33I'm afraid our milk is not good enough for such a noble purpose.
05:38Vishakha is right. Krishna's sacred pearls require something better.
05:43Like cactus milk.
05:52I have heard rumours that the brewers of Thalavon saw a young boy slay Tenukasura.
06:15Hmm. Is this so?
06:17So?
06:21He wore a peacock feather on his head.
06:24Yellow dotty.
06:26And yellow fruit.
06:27Yellow fruit.
06:48But you're not being fair Krishna.
06:50Your pearl plants aren't the only ones who need milk to grow.
06:53You can have all the milk you want Madhu.
06:56Just as soon as the pearls are as plump as you.
07:04Krishna, look. There's sprouting. There's sprouting.
07:09Mmm. They smell heavenly.
07:16Even the bees are drunk with their aroma.
07:22Ahhh.
07:24Ahhh.
07:26What is that delightful smell?
07:27Your pearls, mother. They're sprouting.
07:30They're sprouting all right.
07:32But not pearls.
07:34Thorns.
07:36Krishna, look.
07:39A pearl.
07:41They're bigger and more beautiful than the ones we planted.
07:44Oh my god.
07:46Ha ha ha.
07:47Perret.
07:48Ha ha.
07:49Perret.
07:51Surely it's another of Krishna's tricks.
07:54They must be fake.
07:56This is the finest pearl I've ever seen.
07:58Just as I feared.
08:06The quality of Krishna's pearls puts the best of ours to shame.
08:12Maybe if we beg him, he will share some of his with us.
08:17After the way we treated him, the only thing he'll share with us is his ridicule.
08:21We'll be the laughing stock of the Deepavali festival.
08:25No, we won't.
08:27We saw Krishna grow his pearls.
08:29It's easy.
08:31We'll just plant our own field.
08:33Yes.
08:35Our pearls will be twice as beautiful as his.
08:37Have you all gone mad?
08:39Just because Krishna made it look easy, you think you can do it?
08:43He lifted Gover then hill.
08:45Can we?
08:47Growing pearls is impossible.
08:49Even for demigods.
08:50Krishna accomplishes such miracles all the time.
08:54Have you ever performed even a single miracle?
08:57Growing pearls is not a miracle.
08:59It wasn't Krishna's magic.
09:01It was the mystic potency of Vrindavan's soil.
09:04Yes.
09:06The soil of Vrindavan is transcendental.
09:09As is the water of the Yamuna.
09:11We'll plant our pearls and water them not just with milk,
09:15but with butter and ghee as well.
09:17Then ours will be even bigger and more beautiful than Krishna's.
09:23Come.
09:25Wait.
09:26Why use these inferior pearls when our mother's pearls are so much bigger?
09:30Yes.
09:31Yes.
09:32The bigger the seeds, the better the fruit.
09:35Vishakha!
09:37Radha!
09:39I promise mother, you will get ten times the pearls in return.
09:43Are you girls sure of what you are doing?
09:44Yes, mother.
09:45As sure as we are of the sunrise.
09:47Are you girls sure of what you are doing?
09:48Yes, mother.
09:49As sure as we are of the sunrise.
09:51Silly girls.
09:52They have been at it for days.
09:53The only thing they are growing is weeds.
09:54But with all that butter and ghee they are pouring.
09:55out, they will be very tasty weeds.
09:59Silly girls, they have been at it for days. The only thing they are growing is weeds.
10:19But with all that butter and ghee they are pouring out, they will be very tasty weeds.
10:24Oh, this is a disaster. You want them to grow pearls?
10:32No, I want them to stop wasting that delicious butter and ghee.
10:38Krishna, my dear friend, could you loan me your yellow dhoti, flute and peacock feather?
10:47Oh, you are a clever one, Madhu.
10:49I think the girls might just share some of their butter and ghee with the tired, humble pearl farmer.
11:02Who's there?
11:05Krishna, if you have come to bargain for our superior pearls, you are wasting your time.
11:10I am too ashamed to show my face. It is obvious you are better pearl farmers than I.
11:15If only you would share a little of your yummy butter and ghee, I might be able to make my inferior pearls grow half as big and beautiful as yours will surely be.
11:27Now that you have come to your senses and humbled yourself to us, I suppose we could spare you already.
11:36Thank you, thank you.
11:41How?
11:42Go, Vikas. Come here.
11:45Have you noticed that our pearl plants look different than Krishna's?
11:49Oh, Lalita is right. Our field has produced nothing but thorn bushes.
12:00Shhh. We mustn't let anyone find out. Especially our mothers.
12:07Kriya!
12:17Congratulations.
12:21I hear you had a prosperous harvest.
12:23And who told you, a little birdie?
12:26With a thorn stuck in his foot.
12:27It's foot.
12:34Come my friends, we must decorate our cows for the festival.
12:52Our mothers will be very upset when they find out we've lost their balls.
12:56I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen to me.
13:00It was Krishna.
13:01What do you mean, Mishakha?
13:03He was in the reeds, remember?
13:05He and his friends probably uprooted our plants and replaced them with thorn bushes.
13:11This time he has gone too far.
13:14I'm going to tell Mother Yeshoda.
13:16Tell her what?
13:18That Krishna grew pearls so big and beautiful that you had to have some.
13:22So you gambled your mother's pearls and won thorns?
13:25Lalita's right.
13:27Whether Krishna tricked us or we tricked ourselves,
13:31our situation is the same.
13:33We have no pearls.
13:35And if we don't find some, our mothers will never forgive us.
13:39But pearls are not easily acquired in Vrindavan.
13:42Where will we find some?
13:44We have no choice.
13:45We must humble ourselves and ask Krishna if he will sell us some of his pearls.
13:56Where is the boy?
13:58The boy in the yellow dirty with a flute and peacock feather.
14:12I'm going to destroy him.
14:13I'm going to destroy him.
14:24Hurry to the yellow.
14:28As much as I love butter and ghee, I don't think I can look at any for a month.
14:33Little loves I found you, oh angel of death.
14:50Me? I'm no angel.
14:52No, you are surely not Gamsa's destroyer.
14:57For you will never get your chance to kill him once I cross you beneath my hooves.
15:02He's not the one you're after.
15:07He's not the one you're after.
15:16At least the other boy had some meat on him.
15:21Your death will be no challenge at all.
15:28Don't be afraid.
15:29Krishna, he's a demon.
15:32Kashi is no more dangerous than a child's rocking horn.
15:34You shall see how dangerous I am, you impudent brat.
16:04And to marker...
16:07Y, not as must men.
16:09What are you in Mozambique?
16:11What are you in promoting?
16:13Which is where the fuck starts to go?
16:14Why are we Snape rings when we were opening a boat.
16:17You should not
16:32Oh, my God.
17:02Let's go!
17:32Jai Krishna, Jai Krishna, Jai Krishna, you killed him Krishna. Me? I killed him.
17:51Not exactly my friend. But you bravely lured him right to me with your clever disguise.
18:00I don't ever want to pretend to be you again Krishna. No matter how much butter and ghee it might get me.
18:11A wise choice Madhu. Very wise indeed.
18:15Well my brother, it looks like it's been a bountiful harvest.
18:34Yes, what a pity the gopi guys harvest was not so successful.
18:40They must have all been eaten by pearl worms.
18:46We heard that Krishna is selling his surplus pearls Subala and have come to purchase the best ones.
18:52And with what do you plan to purchase them? Nut milk and butter I hope.
18:59Are you not the same gopis who denied my request for a few pearls to decorate my cows or share a few pails of milk for my pearl crop?
19:07I'd rather throw all my pearls in the Yamuna than give you a single one.
19:14But we can pay with gold.
19:19All the wealth in your homes, including the houses themselves, cannot purchase the least of my pearls.
19:25Why are you being so difficult with us Krishna?
19:28Please Krishna, we are willing to pay even more than your pearls our worth so that our mothers may have them.
19:34Your mothers? Well, that's different. I am, as you know, very soft hearted when it comes to mothers. Aren't I boys?
19:42Oh yes, Krishna loves his mother and us too. Your mothers shall have my very best pearls.
19:50Oh, thank you Krishna. Thank you Krishna. You're too kind.
19:57Yes I am, but don't thank me. Thank your sweet loving mothers.
20:12Thank you Krishna. Thank you.
