00:00..of having no money again in this country.
00:03No money at all.
00:04Yep.
00:04So, with that in mind, the House of Lords decided to get a new front door,
00:11as you would.
00:12Oh, right.
00:12Would you believe it cost £10 million?
00:16What?
00:17£10 million.
00:18So it's meant to be this door and it's all secure.
00:21It's all very high security.
00:22It's got a very nice lock on it for that.
00:24And you've got, you know, so it all swipes and opens with your passes
00:27and all that sort of thing.
00:28Very, very high tech.
00:29It doesn't work.
00:30Oh.
00:30Really?
00:31This is in the mail this morning.
00:33It doesn't work, so they now had to employ a member of staff
00:36to stand by it at all times and press a button.
00:38Oh, no.
00:39How can a door, any door, any, cost £10 million?
00:44I'll tell you how it can cost £10 million.
00:46Please tell me.
00:47Because they're not spending their own money, are they?
00:49They're spending their own hours.
00:49Oh, I see.
00:50So they say, would you like that one or would you like that one?
00:52Actually, we'll have that one.
00:53I'll have that one.
00:53That looks really nice.
00:54How much is that?
00:55£10 million.
00:55£10 million.
00:56Does it come with a knocker?
00:57No.
00:58Probably not, no.
00:58You'll have to have the knocker afterwards.
01:00Does it even open?
01:00Doesn't even open.
01:01Doesn't close.
01:02It's not a door, though, is it?
01:03Doesn't do anything.
01:04It's a wall.
01:04One peer, Lord Forsyth, called the project a complete white elephant and disaster.
01:10Oh, my goodness.
01:11Yes.
01:12I mean, honestly.
01:13You'd think it would be gold-plated for £10 million.
01:15Should be.
01:16Yeah.
01:16Solid lead.
01:17Shane.
01:18Well, I hope you don't get a refund.
01:20If you've spent that much money, hopefully you can have another one installed for £10 million.
01:24Well, you'd hope so.
01:24You'd hope so, would you?
01:25By the way, I've got to ask you something, because I did mention that earlier when I mentioned
01:29the golf, if you don't mind me saying this.
01:30No, no, no.
01:31I said that Patrick Reid hit an albatross.
01:34Do you know what that means, though?
01:36It's a big bird, isn't it?
01:37Well, that's the thing, because you know an albatross is a golfing term, right?
01:41So, you know, you get a birdie.
01:42No, I thought he'd actually hit an albatross.
01:43That's what I just want to clear up.
01:45He didn't actually hit an albatross.
01:47It was an albatross, as in three strokes under par.
01:50Oh, right.
01:51So, I just want to make that, you know, there was no...
01:53Didn't know that.
01:53I don't understand, unless you're an expert in these things.
01:55Well, I will cover things for you.
01:57Also, what I don't understand is this dog story.
01:59The two... The brand-new British dog...
02:01The Muddy!
02:02Oh, the Muddy!
02:03Right, except it's a Hungarian Muddy, or Moody, or something or other.
02:08Right.
02:08So, it's a Hungarian breed.
02:10So, why are we saying Britain's got a new dog breed?
02:12Because...
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