'The Grand Prize’ is about a man who has recently won a pricey car in a bank draw. On the day he goes to the bank to claim his prize, he figures another man has won it, too. In fact, they must share the car. Things coming up next give you plenty of chances to laugh out loud.
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00:00This is it. What do you think?
00:07A really beautiful car, don't you think?
00:17Get him. Do you got him?
00:19Huh?
00:23This is mine.
00:24That's right.
00:25Yeah, don't you see your name, man? It's right there.
00:27It says, congratulations, Mr. Bijan Jamali. The grand prize.
00:34Mine.
00:35Do you like it?
00:37Congrats.
00:38Let's go.
00:39What's this? Why is this closed?
00:42Oh, hello, sir.
00:43Hello there. Congratulations.
00:46Oh, this is Mr. Bijan Jamali, the winner.
00:49The owner of the grand prize.
00:51Yeah.
00:51Congratulations. That's fantastic.
00:53Did you hear that?
00:54Thank you very much. He's very happy.
00:56Uh, would you mind getting us the car keys if it's okay?
00:59Sorry, sir, but the bank's already closed.
01:02Right. Well, then, could you do us a favor and call the bank manager and ask him to come over and give Mr. Bijan Jamali his car?
01:07We're really eager to take the car away and give it a test drive, you see.
01:11You'll have to come back tomorrow. The bank's already closed.
01:14Come on, just call the manager.
01:16Ask him to grab a taxi or whatever and come here as soon as he can.
01:19Look, I'll even pay for his cab fare.
01:20Heck, I'll do better than that.
01:22We'll give him a ride back home in this car.
01:24What do you say? He'd like that, wouldn't he?
01:25I'm afraid that's impossible. I'm sorry.
01:27It's got a CD changer. A CD changer.
01:30Thank heavens. Oh, it's a beautiful car.
01:32What are you thanking heaven for the car for?
01:34Well, why not? Why should I?
01:35I should be the one thanking him. Oh, boy.
01:37I should be the one thanking him. Oh, boy. Blah, blah.
01:40Why don't you get lost?
01:41Why don't you get lost?
01:42Why don't you?
01:44I'm a part of all this, too, don't you know?
01:48Bijan.
01:49Bijan.
01:50What?
01:51Let's go.
01:51It's so elegant, isn't it?
01:52Let's go.
01:53Let's go.
01:58Hey, hey, hey. I got him. I got him.
01:59Come on.
01:59Come on.
02:00You're a heavy guy, you know that?
02:10Okay.
02:11Hello.
02:12Hi.
02:12Hello.
02:13Hello.
02:14Help yourselves, please.
02:16Has someone had a wedding?
02:18No, not a wedding. Something different. My brother and cousin have won a car in the bank lottery. It's a Mercedes brand new. The pastries artists celebrate that. So please, help yourselves.
02:28Well, that's wonderful.
02:29It's all right. Go on.
02:30That's very nice. Thank you.
02:31Please, take all you like. Help yourself, Mr. Mogadam.
02:33I'm fine. Thanks for offering.
02:35All right. Fine. And by the way, if you want to know the reason why I didn't come into work this morning, Mr. Mogadam, it's because of my cousin's wedding, you see.
02:43Don't worry, Mr. Molly. I'm getting used to it.
02:46Well, if you want to deduct it from my salary, that's fine. It doesn't matter to me.
02:51What's wrong with her?
02:54Thanks.
02:54Take another.
02:55No, but thank you, though.
02:56What do you think of her?
02:58Her? Bad-tempered, always late. Doesn't even come in sometimes. And when the woman is here, she's always demanding.
03:06Well, if you ask me, she seems like quite a fine girl.
03:09I have another one.
03:10A fine girl? Her?
03:12Well, I think she must be from a decent family.
03:16I'm going to get more adamant to have one later. I'll sneak up with him if I can get married.
03:17Can you find out if she has plans to get married?
03:19I couldn't believe it when he said no, I don't want one.
03:20Come on, man.
03:21I'll give him one later.
03:22Could you help me out with this? I'd really like to find out.
03:24I'll find out. Now, can we get back to work, please?
03:26He's far too slow.
03:31I don't want to.
03:32Oh, please. I'm just going to make my hands stink.
03:35What is it?
03:36Mom!
03:36Valhae's back.
03:37Hello.
03:38Hi.
03:38What is it?
03:40Oh, Mom, it's great. Mr. Mogadam officially asked me if I wanted to get married today.
03:45Congratulations.
03:46Now, why don't you change out of your work clothes and give us a hand?
03:49Congratulations. That's all you can say. I'm going crazy here when you say congratulations.
03:53Oh, gosh.
03:55Oh, well, anyway, Fariba, how are you today?
03:58Well, not as good as you, apparently.
03:59Oh, you're right about that.
04:00I think we'll all be in our graves by the time your suitor actually shows up.
04:04Oh, never mind that. I don't care how long it takes, just as long as he shows up in the end.
04:08Well, I hope you will. I really do.
04:09Oh, this is great.
04:10Well, anyway, I guess I'd better go and change my clothes now so that I can help the two of you out, haven't I?
04:16Be nice. Don't tease the poor, dear.
04:17It's all because you played hard to get. Remember how I told you to ignore him when you saw him like this?
04:23Oh, you did.
04:24Now you see, if you had done that from the beginning, he would have proposed to you ages ago.
04:28Good idea. So from now on, I'll do just as you said and ignore him all the time, okay?
04:32You should be careful, Malahay. Don't be too hasty.
04:34You know, men are much smarter than they used to be.
04:36He probably proposed to you because he found out that Morad and Bijan have won the car in that bank lottery.
04:42That's absurd. Besides, Morad didn't win anything in the bank lottery.
04:46It was Mahmoud, my brother, and Bijan who won that car in the bank lottery.
04:49Mahmoud and Bijan? Why Mahmoud and Bijan?
04:52What's Mahmoud got to do with it? It was Morad who got the wedding cancelled. He did that all on his own.
04:56Give your daughter something to eat. That has nothing to do with it.
04:59It was my brother, Mahmoud, who gave Bijan the money that he used to open that account.
05:03No, ma'am, it's not like that at all. Let me tell you the whole story.
05:07Bijan made a promise. He promised Morad that he'd split the money he got from the car with him.
05:12And they'd already sealed the deal and shook on it, so there.
05:14No way, that's not true.
05:15They sure did.
05:16And anyway, it's obvious he has to first pay back the money they took for my dowry.
05:20And whatever's left after that, Mahmoud and Bijan are going to divvy up between them.
05:24That's a plan and that's just how it's meant to be.
05:26Now, just mind your own business. Those three know how they're going to split the money.
05:29It's no concern of ours, so get changed and help us.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Fine. I know. I'm about to. Give me a second.
05:35You don't need to yell about it.
05:35Well, then get a hold on. Don't just stand there. Hurry it up.
05:38Here. Where are they anyway?
05:40Who knows?
05:41Bijan went to get dinner for us to celebrate his new car. Now go get changed.
05:45Oh, that's great. All right, I'll go.
05:47Hey, my dear. After you get changed, come back and wash the vegetables if you would, please.
05:51Hurry up.
05:51Hey, what are you trying to say here, huh? I'm serious now. The most important point to consider is, and listen close to this, Marat, the money Bijan borrowed. The $10 that Bijan used to open that bank account belonged to me in the first place. See? Yeah? Good?
06:09All right. But tell me this. Who owns the account?
06:12Owns the account.
06:12Who's the owner?
06:13Whatever.
06:13I think there's no question that the owner is Bijan, and Bijan promised something, didn't he? He gave his word.
06:18What?
06:18He made a promise to me and gave his word that I would get a share, too, so that's that.
06:23Well, Bijan made a mistake when he gave you his word. He shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to excuse him for that.
06:29Bijan made a mistake?
06:30That's right.
06:30Well, then I'll be sure to inform him of what you've just told me.
06:33Please do.
06:34But, like it or not, he's already said what he said.
06:36Now, that's just not right. Don't you have any shame at all, Marat?
06:39You're the one with no shame. You're asking Bijan to go back on his word. How do I have no shame?
06:44You just calm down, or I swear I'll smash you with this fruit dish.
06:46You don't have the guts to do that. You listen to me. Here's how it's going to be, Mahmoud. Bijan and I will sell the car.
06:52No.
06:53And give you two grand to buy a car on credit to use as a taxi and get it together.
06:57No. No. No. No.
06:59Why?
06:59Because I want to rent the car out for weddings and events like that. So, no. No. No. Nah.
07:04All right, fine. Nope.
07:05Here's what I'll do. I'll let you stand in front of the car and take a photo with it so you can enjoy it whenever you like, okay?
07:12Tattoo it on your face if you like.
07:13Sure.
07:13You've got room.
07:14All right, guys. Come on.
07:15I bought dinner for us, so just go downstairs. I'll be there.
07:18Thanks, Bijan. You're the best.
07:19Now, that's a nice guy right there. You're the greatest, Bijan.
07:21Hey, no, you don't.
07:23Just get out of my way.
07:25Hello, Bijan.
07:26Hi.
07:26Before you came in, I was telling him that I'm really happy that you won the car because you really deserve to.
07:37That's right. You deserve to.
07:38That's very kind, but I have a terrible headache right now.
07:40Well, that's just because of all the stress you've been under today. It's understandable, I mean.
07:45You're so tense. That's probably what's causing it.
07:48You should take a warm shower before you go to bed.
07:50You know, Moron and I were talking about your car. It really suits you.
07:53Yeah. Well, thanks. I need to use the junk.
07:56No.
07:56Wait, Bijan. Is there anything we can do for you, or...
08:01I need to use the toilet.
08:03The water is hot.
08:03But you need to...
08:04Too hot.
08:04It's hot.
08:05So just be careful when you're washing up after.
08:09Thanks for the warning. Go downstairs.
08:10Bijan, if you need to go to the toilet, you just go, but if you need me, let me know.
08:16Yeah.
08:17What are you mumbling about?
08:18You're right.
08:18Okay, but finish quickly and come down, or your dinner will get cold, my friend.
08:21Oh, yes. He's absolutely right. You go ahead and come down soon.
08:23Okay. See you soon.
08:24Then.
08:24Go.
08:27Right.
08:29What a good guy Bijan is.
08:32What's your deal, huh? What was that?
08:35What do you mean? You think...
08:36Oh, I get it. You're trying to kiss up to him. Come on, have some decency.
08:40That wasn't me. I wasn't...
08:41Oh, shut up. Be careful, Bijan. The water's hot. What was that?
08:44Listen, you stay away from my cousin. Why are you always here? Fess up. Tell me.
08:48Don't you have your own place?
08:49Hey, stop trying to push me away. Don't forget. He promised. We shook hands.
08:52We shouldn't have done that. I already told you that was his mistake.
08:54Hey, let me have some of that. Hey, can I...
08:56Thank you, Bijan.
08:57Go on.
08:57It's really so convenient, isn't it?
08:59I think it's delicious.
08:59Bijan, would you like some of this? It's good.
09:01They taste it.
09:02Here, I'll get you some of that over there, too.
09:03I haven't done this well in ages.
09:05That's right.
09:05What aren't you eating, Bijan?
09:06I was craving a sandwich.
09:07Oh, no problem, yeah.
09:09Oh, sure, I'll get you some of this.
09:09There you go.
09:10Here, would you like to have some of this? Have some bread.
09:12No, it's good. Here, try some.
09:14Have a sandwich.
09:14Let's go out for a pizza one night.
09:16I've never seen anyone as rude as him.
09:19But what if he comes back with the police? What then?
09:21That man doesn't have the guts to do that. He won't bring the cops.
09:24Good.
09:24We'll just sell the car and then take his money and throw it in his old way.
09:29We're not going to sell the car.
09:30We'll start a business with it and make double its value in a year. Right, Bijan?
09:34How could you start a business with it?
09:36Well, uh, well, okay, we could use it for driving around, like people from the embassy
09:41or foreigners, people like that, and charge a hundred bucks a trip.
09:44Will that really work?
09:45Well, Soraya and I saw the car, didn't we?
09:47Right.
09:47It was so magnificent.
09:49Morad had put flowers on it and it looked just like a wedding car or something.
09:53Yeah.
09:53Hopefully one day we'll go to Bijan's wedding in it.
09:56The car brought good luck already.
09:58Mr. Mogadam proposed to Malia hate today.
10:00That's right.
10:01Hey, don't bring that up now.
10:02Now, I think it's best if we have Malia's wedding fund handy soon.
10:07Good idea.
10:08Don't you worry about that.
10:09I'll send you off with a very nice dowry.
10:11Hey, Fariba.
10:12Now listen to what I'm telling you, Fariba.
10:14Bijan has promised to buy the babies the best of everything.
10:18They'll have nice little life.
10:19We don't need to worry about that because they have Uncle Bijan.
10:23Good, kind, sweet, dear, nice Uncle Bijan.
10:26No, don't say that.
10:27I don't want my brother to spend that much money on us.
10:30Just the essentials will do.
10:32We don't need all that much, do we?
10:33Yeah?
10:34He's having dinner.
10:35Leave him alone and let him eat.
10:36There's no need to worry, everyone.
10:38That car is worth a lot of money, so you can all have whatever you need.
10:42There'll be plenty to go around for us.
10:44Mm-hmm, sure.
10:45Well, I've just taken a few aspirins and I'm kind of sleepy,
10:50so if you don't mind, I think I'm going to make an early night of it this evening.
10:54What do you mean?
10:55I can feed you if you like it.
10:56Come on, Bijan.
10:57Come on, Bijan.
10:57He's leaving.
10:58Bijan.
10:58Good night, Bijan.
10:59Aren't you going to have anything to eat at all?
11:00To see what you've done.
11:01Are you reading that?
11:03No, yeah, I called it first.