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00:00Grazie a tutti.
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03:30Yeah, babe?
03:31Grazie a tutti.
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09:01Grazie a tutti.
09:31I used to use that all the time with Joshua when he was a kid, when he had a cold.
09:35Yeah, it's good for that. Not so good for sunburn.
09:38Ouch.
09:40I never told her when I got a urinary tract infection.
09:48You're funny.
09:51What? No, I don't have any ink. How am I out of ink?
09:56Ink's so expensive.
09:57I genuinely can't afford to print the documents to give me a job so I can afford to do things like print documents.
10:02Why don't you just ask your dad?
10:03I mean, I just have to, don't I?
10:05He's going to be so annoyed. He's so tedious about it.
10:09He'll be happy, you know, he'll be happy, right?
10:11He'll be... I did my resume.
10:13Yeah?
10:15I don't know.
10:21Hi, Josh, this is Dad.
10:22Yeah, I know.
10:23Glad you called. We've been talking it over. I am going to help you out.
10:26That is great news, okay, because I've done my resume, okay?
10:30Thank you. No worries. You're welcome.
10:31But I don't have any money to print it, and I need you to give me money.
10:35I need money for ink, please, Dad. I love you.
10:36No, no, no, no, no. Not with money.
10:38No, just enough to my ink, to print my resume.
10:40No, no, no.
10:41Josh, I am going to help you. I have a plan, but I still don't trust you with money.
10:45Sorry, you know, I just don't want you going off and spending it on something extravagant like caviar.
10:50Okay. I understand.
10:52Although I have to say, I do think it'd be quite odd if I called you to swindle some caviar all of a sudden.
10:57Okay, let's not bicker about caviar. I have a surprise for you. I'm coming over.
11:00Okay. Bye.
11:03Sending.
11:05Okay.
11:07What has he done?
11:10Here it is.
11:12Dear Sir, Madam.
11:13Good, yeah, that's good.
11:14My name is Josh.
11:16I believe I'm the perfect candidate for the advertised position of plus-size model.
11:21Tom, you're going to be in there forever.
11:23I'm not fat anymore, okay, Tom?
11:26It's not funny. I'm sensitive about it.
11:30I believe many people will find my bucks and thighs a refreshing change from the impossible standards set by Hollywood.
11:37It goes on.
11:38My major skills include baking cupcakes that are a bit dry,
11:42bullying, and taking sexual advantage of mentally disabled people.
11:46Kind regards, Josh.
11:51Then you've attached a picture of me as a voluptuous woman.
11:55Tom, that is a very detailed sketch.
11:58I don't take advantage, okay?
12:00I'm nice.
12:00If anything, he's taking advantage of my niceness.
12:03He's a predator.
12:04Did you just draw this?
12:06Yes.
12:07I mean, you just didn't, did you?
12:09Like, it's beautiful.
12:10Well, what else am I supposed to do in here?
12:12I have nothing.
12:13Well, I'm sorry, Tom.
12:14I mean, we gave you a chance.
12:16Claire, can you please turn off the internet?
12:18No!
12:18It wasn't always going to be you.
12:20It was going to have a girl's head.
12:21It only added you just now.
12:37Nice day for staring at the tree.
12:40Hi, Stuart.
12:42Hi.
12:42Hannah, mind if I join you?
12:46Sure.
12:54Is Stuart's head on your thigh?
12:58Yes.
13:00Ah, I'm done with this tree.
13:01I'm going to move inside and look at a plant.
13:06See you, Hannah.
13:07I'm hungry.
13:11Oh, would you like some macaroni and cheese?
13:13I made some macaroni and cheese.
13:14It's delicious.
13:15It has special truffle oil in it.
13:17Sorry, OK, I didn't know.
13:19You're going to get a pizza.
13:20Me and Claire might get a pizza.
13:21Do you want a pizza, Claire?
13:21Yeah, I'd like a pizza.
13:23Will I be allowed pizza?
13:24No.
13:25Can we get Mexican pizza?
13:27No.
13:27Mexican pizzas are stupid.
13:29That does not make sense.
13:30I love Mexican pizza.
13:31Oh, well, then maybe we should get a delicious Mexican pizza.
13:34Nobody likes you.
13:35I think that we should probably give Tom some pizza.
13:40OK, Tom, you can have some pizza,
13:43but what you have to do is you have to order it.
13:45And when you order it, you have to ask for extra jalapenos.
13:47Except instead of saying jalapenos,
13:49you have to say jalapenos.
13:52It's the stupidest middle-class dare I've ever heard.
13:54Yes.
13:55Brilliant.
13:55It will not be an issue.
13:56No, I'm not doing that.
13:58Can you get me a Hawaiian?
13:59Hi.
14:00I'd like to order two pizzas, please.
14:04Can I please get a Mexican pizza and a Hawaiian pizza?
14:12OK, pick up or delivery.
14:14Thomas.
14:17Hey.
14:19Can I please get that Mexican pizza with extra jalapenos?
14:26A jalapeno.
14:27Yeah.
14:31Jalapenos.
14:39Hey, um.
14:41G'day, mate.
14:41G'day.
14:42Hey, Josh.
14:42Hey, hello.
14:43Hey, little lady.
14:45Hey, Josh, I've got a surprise for you.
14:47Oh, that, oh.
14:48What's going on here?
14:51Uh, Tom made all my macaroni and cheese,
14:53so I built a fort to get vengeance.
14:56I thought you said you were working on your resume.
14:58Yeah, I've worked on my resume.
15:01I've finished my resume.
15:02Oh, sorry, buddy.
15:03I've finished it.
15:04It's here.
15:06Beautiful.
15:06This is a drawing of you as a woman.
15:10Tom did it.
15:10Very, very talented, Tom.
15:12Thank you, Alan.
15:13Josh, Pete's pizza.
15:15This is a premium product.
15:18Why would you get the money for that?
15:19Dad, what's a surprise?
15:21While you've been here playing Dungeons and Dragons, mate,
15:23I have solved all your problems.
15:24One of them.
15:25Give it a busy day.
15:27Obviously not all of them.
15:28Yeah, all right.
15:29All right.
15:30I've got you a job.
15:32Oh, no.
15:32I'm going to hire you.
15:34No.
15:34Negative.
15:35Always negative.
15:36I bought you a coffee cart.
15:41You did what?
15:41I bought you a coffee cart.
15:43A coffee cart.
15:44And I'm going to lease it to you.
15:45And you'll pay me a percentage of the profits
15:47until you pay it off.
15:48It's perfect.
15:51What if there are no profits?
15:52What happens if there's no profits?
15:53Josh, do you know how much people charge
15:54for a cup of coffee these days?
15:55Three bucks fifty.
15:57That's how much.
15:57Yeah, I think that this is actually good.
16:00Thanks.
16:00Thanks, Claire.
16:01Three dollars fifty?
16:02Yeah.
16:03How many coffees would I sell an hour?
16:05Do I want, like, ten?
16:06Well...
16:07Like, thirty-five dollars an hour?
16:08Yeah.
16:09Is that good?
16:10No.
16:10It's not good.
16:11Well, it's more than you're going to win
16:12sitting around here on your fat ass, mate.
16:13I know.
16:14I'm going to put my ass into this.
16:15Oh, come on, Josh.
16:16Just be grateful.
16:19Can I, like, make adorable sweets
16:20and sell the adorable sweets on my parents?
16:22Yes.
16:22Yes.
16:23Excellent idea.
16:24I can do that.
16:24That's it.
16:25Well done.
16:25Okay.
16:26We've got to go.
16:27Sweetheart, we're up.
16:28See you, Claire.
16:29Bye-bye.
16:30See you, Tom.
16:30Oh, bye, Alan.
16:32Oh, I'm already?
16:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:33Can we just sit here for a bit?
16:34No, Gracie's been out too long.
16:35She won't go.
16:36No, that's not a thing.
16:38Yeah.
16:38Come on.
16:39Thanks, Dan.
16:40See you guys.
16:41Bye.
16:42Bye-bye.
16:43Bye.
16:43See you, Claire.
16:44Bye-bye.
16:44I think that's really quite good news.
16:49It's just so bad as it's making a while for it to sink in and it's just not horrible.
16:58I think it sounds pretty good.
16:59Fuck off, Tom.
17:00Why do we all suck at relationships?
17:16I don't know.
17:17Do we suck?
17:18Are we worse than most people?
17:20Yeah.
17:21You're the worst.
17:23Claire's not that bad at relationships.
17:24Yes, she is.
17:26Yes, I am.
17:27She's only ever dated two guys, right?
17:30Both of them were our best friends.
17:31One of them was gay.
17:32The other one is you, who on top of being you, is best friends with her other best friend.
17:40You're not my best friend.
17:41Yeah, okay, well then who's your best friend, Tom?
17:43No one.
17:44It has to be someone, okay?
17:45It's the best friend you have.
17:47It doesn't have to be good.
17:48It's just the best you've got.
17:49I could be your best friend again.
17:51Oh, all of Tom's dreams are coming true.
17:54Best friends.
17:55Thank you, Claire.
17:56I'm looking forward to telling you all of my secrets.
17:58I already know all of your secrets.
18:01Besides, it wasn't just you two.
18:02I also dated that German guy.
18:04What?
18:05You were dating him?
18:06What German guy?
18:07I thought you were just sexing him.
18:08Why don't I know about this German guy?
18:10She's very weird about it.
18:11No, I'm not.
18:12I don't care.
18:13I can talk about it.
18:15No, I'm not.
18:16Do you have a photo?
18:17Uh, she's making a face that says,
18:21yes, I have a photo,
18:22but I don't want to show it to you.
18:23I don't know why you need to see a photo.
18:25Wait, what's wrong with him?
18:27Is he disfigured?
18:29Germany has a lot of goths.
18:30Did you sex a goth, Claire?
18:32No.
18:33Oh, fine.
18:34Just wait.
18:35I just don't.
18:38Oh!
18:39What's he look like?
18:40Fine.
18:40It's just...
18:42Yeah.
18:42It's so old.
18:43No, he isn't.
18:46He's a delf.
18:46Let me see.
18:48I mean, he's pretty good,
18:49but like a daddy complex thing.
18:52Show me.
18:54No, Tom, you don't have phone privilege with us today.
18:57I was thinking after we let Tom out,
18:58we can move you into Patrick's room.
19:01I can't.
19:02Why?
19:02Josh, I'm not staying.
19:05I've told you that.
19:06You know that.
19:07I'm going back to Germany next week.
19:10Ah.
19:11I didn't realize I was locked in.
19:12I thought that was just like an option.
19:14I thought that was up for discussion.
19:15No.
19:16What are you going to do there?
19:18More forest sustaining.
19:19You don't have a job.
19:20Why go back?
19:20Because that's where I live now.
19:22I have friends there.
19:23What friends?
19:24Who are these friends?
19:26All right, fine.
19:26Maybe I don't have any friends yet.
19:28You're going back there for nothing.
19:30You're leaving us for nothing.
19:31I'm sure I'm going to find something.
19:33I'm sure I'm going to find something.
19:41Arnie?
19:41Yeah, hi.
19:42Is this an okay time?
19:43Yeah, of course.
19:45Always time for Arnie.
19:47Um, I just wanted to let you know I'm getting let out.
19:52Oh, that's good.
19:53Now you don't have to go on a date with a person in a psychiatric hospital.
19:56Cool.
19:57I have other news.
19:58Yeah.
19:58Um, my psychiatrist wants to meet you.
20:04Oh.
20:05Is that a normal thing for a psychiatrist to want to do?
20:09I don't know.
20:09I've been seeing her since I was 14.
20:11She thinks we have some kind of bond.
20:13Okay.
20:13Is she going to tell me about, like, all your weird secret, secret weird things?
20:19I did think it would be better for you to hear about my dungeon fantasies from her.
20:23Yeah, you don't.
20:23I don't have a dungeon.
20:26I have a carport.
20:27Does that work?
20:28Of course, Joshy.
20:31Ah, no!
20:33We weren't a bad couple.
20:35Yeah, but Tom, we weren't great either.
20:37We just sat around.
20:38I like sitting around.
20:39We were cute.
20:41Okay, yeah, fine.
20:43We were cute.
20:45Do you think it would have worked if you didn't leave?
20:48Tom.
20:49I moved to Germany because I wanted to give you space so that we could be friends again.
20:55I moved to Germany because we don't work.
21:04We're still best friends, though, right?
21:05I don't understand.
21:09You got so jealous of Jenny.
21:10No, I didn't.
21:11Oh, come on.
21:11You got so jealous of Jenny.
21:13What the fuck?
21:13How long has Josh been there?
21:15I didn't get jealous.
21:17I was just really annoyed that I'm now part of the same group as Niamh and a high school student.
21:24Josh, can you please leave?
21:26Okay.
21:26But it was different with you.
21:32I actually liked you.
21:35Well, Tom, of course you liked me.
21:38I'm the only grown-up female you've ever been with.
21:47Tom?
21:53Tom?
21:56I need to pee.
22:01You can get out?
22:01Yeah, I can get out to the window.
22:03Josh, just go into your room, okay?
22:05We did a prank earlier and it's going to be really funny.
22:07But it's not funny anymore.
22:09So, sorry for wasting all your drink.
22:12Okay.
22:21Think about it.
22:24There must be a higher world.
22:26Down in the heart, hidden in the stars above.
22:31Without it, life is wasting time.
22:38Look inside your heart, I'll look inside my heart.
22:42And that's my truffle oil on your boobs.
22:46Yeah, well, this is how you're supposed to find out that Tom wasn't locked in his room.
22:50I mean, not John.
22:52John can't consent to this.
22:53Don't worry, the lip was on tight.
22:55Tom was listening to his sad music in the bath again.
22:58I know.
22:59Fucked up.
23:01Fucked up.
23:03I mean, this would have been good.
23:06Would have been good.
23:07Yeah.
23:08I mean, this is how you're alone.
23:12Bring me the higher love.
23:14Bring me the higher love.
23:18Earth is high and low.
23:21I've been thinking.
23:23I'm sorry you're sad about Claire.
23:36I'm okay.
23:37Yeah, well, you know it's okay not to be okay, right?
23:39I'm sorry that you're sad about Patrick, even though you seem to have moved on very quickly.
23:46Thank you.
23:48Do you want a hug?
23:51No.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Come on.
23:54Don't touch me.
23:55Come here.
23:55Please don't touch me.
23:56Oh.
23:58Please stop touching me.
23:59Good, yeah?
24:00Just put your arms on.
24:01No.
24:02Just put your arms on.
24:03Just put your arms on.
24:03Just.
24:03Hmm.
24:04Yeah, it's okay.
24:05It's all right.
24:06It feels nice.
24:07Woo!
24:09What have I interrupted?
24:11Oh, no, no, I'm interrupting.
24:12Please join us.
24:16Come, come.
24:19Hey.
24:21Nice, isn't it?
24:24Hey, Penny.
24:25It's all right.
24:27It's good, yeah?
24:28Yeah, it's all right.
24:29It was all right.
24:31Ah!
24:32That's good.
24:34Yes!
24:35Ah!
24:35We'll...
24:35She wants...
24:38She wants...
24:38She wants...
24:41...
24:43She wants...
24:43She wants...
24:44She wants...
24:46She wants...
24:47She wants...
24:49She wants...
24:50She wants...
24:51She wants...
24:52She wants...
24:54Yeah, oh, yeah.
24:54It's all right.
24:55Thanks, mixin'� presidents,
24:56and join our hearts with memories
24:58and victory.
25:01No worries...
25:01It's all right.
25:02Which one,...
25:02Youuchs...
25:02It's all right.
25:03Yes, give us water...
25:04It's all right.
25:05Grazie a tutti.
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