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00:00what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy kid back at it again continuing my journey of dad's army
00:15alongside captain manoring and the rest of the boys what adventures are going to be happening
00:18on this week's episode i need to stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen go grab your
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00:31and shout out to the patrons as well it's always let's get this journey started let's get it
00:35snacks not included let's freaking go 21 but he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
00:44so who do you think you are kidding mr hitler if you think of england
00:52ladies and gentlemen order order please can we get on please i quite agree we've been here for two
01:09hours already well i think we're all agreed on the poster which i think is very nice tasteful and
01:16artistic i think it needs more colors you can't have a lot of colors in wartime mrs yeatman
01:24now the climax of the wings for victory week will be the grand march past on saturday afternoon
01:30now the mayor who will be on the podium will take the salute along with myself and other officers of
01:38town council now first the sea scouts drum and bugle band then a keep fit display by the ladies netball team
01:48quite an order mr chairman are they going to wear dresses or shorts well my girls will wear shorts of course
02:03you can't do pt in dresses ladies ladies need to ribaldry among the crowd you know i i should like my
02:10sister darling to be shocked what's the matter with a bit of leg lovely
02:16those white thighs
02:20gleaming in the sunlight
02:26what about them little ankle socks too
02:30little ankle socks
02:31can we please the nevi of this discussion please
02:34i'd agree reverend
02:35be quiet mr yeatman
02:36can't you keep your dirty old men in order mr man
02:39damn lady
02:41i'm completely indifferent to this discussion
02:44he's hardly said a word he's sulking
02:46i am not sulking
02:48oh yes you are you're sulking just because you haven't been made chairman
02:51if i had been made chairman we wouldn't have been sitting here for the last two hours
02:55no we'd have been here for four hours
02:57now after that we have the display of morris dancing
03:01now are there any more suggestions
03:04yes uh mr chairman through the chair can i take the floor
03:09are we are we all in agreement that mr jones should take the floor
03:15yes yes
03:16right carried
03:18mr jones the floor is yours
03:20oh thank you
03:20ladies and gentlemen
03:22now this is a litter bug
03:24and this
03:27that is a squander bug
03:29now then
03:30why don't two of us dress up as these bugs
03:33and the litter bug can throw paper about
03:36and the squander bug can throw money about
03:38oh hey hey i don't i don't
03:41who's supplying the money
03:43yeah you want that money baby
03:46it's gonna be imitation money jock
03:48i i i don't think we could have two bugs
03:51we'll have to make do with one bug
03:53after all bug costumes cost money
03:56we better spend all that money on a squander bug costume
03:59surely i mean that rather defeats the whole object
04:02well frank's got a squander bug costume
04:04i made it for him for the scout show last year
04:06i'm not gonna wear that
04:08oh
04:08that's like a fool
04:11i saw the show
04:14i thought you looked rather sweet in it
04:16hey you
04:21don't make me wear it mr manning please
04:24don't make me wear it
04:25oh it was just sorted out amongst yourselves
04:26can we get on please
04:28i quite agree
04:29well that's settled then
04:30frank pike will be the squander bug
04:32now
04:33the grand finale
04:36i've already decided what the grand finale will be
04:39and my platoon will be doing it
04:40what are you talking about
04:41the wardens are doing the grand finale
04:43the finale will be done by the home guard
04:45and that's that
04:46oh don't start all this
04:47please
04:50please
04:51i suggest that the wardens and the home guard share the finale
04:54oh no
04:55i second that
04:56i third it
04:57oh be quiet mr
04:58yes
04:58shh
04:59all those in favour
05:00one two three four five six seven against
05:05put your hand up wilson
05:08i can't be bothered the whole thing's a crashing ball
05:10can't do it
05:12don't be cross with him mr manning
05:16he gets too tired for anything this time of night
05:18eight
05:19well it seems that i have the casting vote
05:26so that's settled then
05:28the grand finale will be shared by the wardens and the home guard
05:32and uh
05:33what are the home guard going to do
05:36oh i'm not telling you that in front of him
05:38and uh
05:41what is your contribution going to be mr hodges
05:44and i'm not telling you in front of him
05:46oh dear
05:47we seem to have reached an impasse
05:50well i feel sure that whatever it is
05:54it will be
05:55very nice
05:56hope so
05:59you say neither
06:00and i say
06:01i got your estimate this morning mr jackson
06:03i must say the cost seems pretty high
06:04why
06:06but i don't want the legs cut down
06:09mr manning buying a table uncle after
06:12it must have 22 legs
06:15big table
06:19and the tail must be 12 12 feet long
06:23no it's an aeroplane
06:25ridiculous frank
06:27just get on with the filing will you
06:28no it's too expensive
06:30no i'm sorry i'll just have to cancel it
06:33yes all right
06:34goodbye
06:34well i'm gonna have to get somebody else to build it
06:37have you asked fraser or jones
06:39that's not a bad idea
06:41there's room in uh
06:43in fraser's workshop isn't there
06:44no mr manning
06:46mr fraser mr jones couldn't make an aeroplane
06:49don't you ever make an intelligence remark
06:53like
06:54hey
06:55haven't you told him
06:57no not yet
06:58i have decided pike that as the wings for victory parade coincides with st george's day
07:03we shall stage a fight between st george and the dragon
07:07good against evil as it were
07:09representing this country's fight against hitler
07:11can i play st george
07:13no
07:13have you decided who is going to play st george
07:18i should have thought that was obvious
07:19you
07:20a friend of mine is lending me the armour
07:29i don't think he'd want anybody else to wear it
07:30why don't you wear a cardboard armour
07:34man in my position couldn't be seen fighting a dragon in cardboard armour
07:40real armour i mean it's probably a bit dangerous
07:45oh i don't intend to do anything strenuous
07:48i should just walk the horse round the dragon and shout
07:51cry god for harry england and st george
07:55then i shall make a symbolic gesture with my sword to the dragon
08:01i'll see what would the dragon do
08:05make a symbolic gesture back up
08:07ha ha
08:08come on hurry up pike
08:17can't come in yet i'm not ready
08:20he won't be a minute mr mannering
08:21well the dragon's outside sir
08:25and the men are getting into it
08:26well done
08:27come along frank
08:29ah here he is
08:30hey yo
08:33damn pike
08:38i'll say he made it all very well
08:39thank you arthur
08:42little short man
08:43i think i was right
08:44he does look sweet in it doesn't he
08:47he's a dear little squander bug
08:50you're short mum
08:52point is what should he do
08:57well he should say um
08:59don't be a squander bug like me
09:01but save for victory
09:03and then he should throw the money about
09:05that's very good
09:06try that
09:07don't be a squander bug like me
09:14don't be a squander bug like me
09:20save for victory
09:20that's no good
09:23well sir he should um skip about a bit
09:26that's right skip about a bit
09:29make gestures with arms if you're throwing money about
09:32what is it
09:54it looks like a potato on two sticks
10:00have you finished with him now mr man
10:04yes thank you
10:04come along frank
10:05you'll pull it out of shape
10:10look at how you got a major wedgie there
10:13whoa
10:17hey
10:23where are you going
10:25well you said right wheel
10:27well i said get to the back
10:29don't come apart get to the back
10:31you get on the front jones will you
10:33you got the tail in your mouth
10:46right get out of the skin and i'll explain what we're going to do
10:54help me out with this helmet too
10:56you can't do it with my glasses off
11:01there we are
11:03now then i'll try like this
11:05that's it
11:09whoa
11:10well
11:12open the visor
11:15right
11:16it's stuck
11:21it's a wee bit rusted
11:23i'll get some oil
11:25open it up
11:28didn't know the dragon arrived duncan arthur ever couldn't in it
11:32now get out of the way frank
11:33oh lord i'm afraid it's rusted up sir
11:36i can't hear you
11:38oh look
11:39there's a little door here
11:41can you hear me now sir
11:45let it deafen me jones
11:48can you hear me now sir
11:50i can hear but i can't see
11:51he can hear
11:52he can hear but he can't see
11:55i'm afraid this is going to be awfully difficult but still we'll have a try
11:58let me have a go
11:59all right you have a go then try
12:00all right
12:01oh yeah very clever of you
12:06so i'll get you hold it up in a minute sir
12:11a wee drop there and a wee drop there
12:14that's right
12:14oh look there's another little door
12:16this helmet's full of little doors isn't it
12:19can you hear me now sir
12:21that's it
12:24all right
12:25that's it
12:25you're gonna look a little bit red sir
12:28are you all right
12:29just put my glasses on
12:30hang on here they are mr manny
12:32oh there they are
12:34lovely oh shut your doors
12:36stop playing games boy
12:42help me onto the horse
12:44let's let's let's rehearse the fight
12:45here
12:47i have your sword here sir look at it
12:50ah thank you
12:51there's your head bunker
12:52that looks a vicious weapon
12:55no it's quite harmless sir
12:57it's only an old tennis ball
12:58yeah
12:58wouldn't apply that look
13:00oh brother
13:07you stupid boy
13:11your door as well
13:16now this is how we're going to stage the fight
13:22pay attention to a minute
13:23i shall walk
13:26the horse
13:27onto the village green
13:28and the dragon will go round me
13:31you understand that jones
13:32the dragon will go round you
13:34yes sir
13:34that's right
13:35and then i shall shout
13:36cry god for harry
13:38england and st george
13:40and at that point
13:42the dragon will pour the ground
13:44and charge
13:45pour the ground and charge
13:48right
13:48right get it to the skin
13:50right get it to the skin
13:51help grab a horse
13:52come round this side sir
13:53here is it
13:55stand on the box
13:56one two six
13:57hop
13:57there
13:59hop
14:00give me a leg
14:02that's it
14:02hop
14:02ah
14:03take that hands off
14:06oh mate
14:07oh mate
14:09hang on a minute
14:09oh mate
14:14here sir
14:14don't you think you ought to be wearing a
14:16don't you think you ought to be wearing a cardboard helmet
14:19i am not wearing a cardboard helmet and that's that
14:21the dragon's ready sir
14:23cry god
14:24for harry
14:26england
14:27and st george
14:29right pour the ground
14:31hold on hold on
14:33smoke is supposed to be coming out of the mouth sir
14:37johnsy
14:38where's the smoke
14:39i can't make it work
14:41that smoke pouring out of their nostrils
14:49that'll frighten the wits out of the crowd
14:51the whole thing frightens the wits out of me
14:53it's all ready now sir
14:56thank god
14:59for harry
15:00england
15:01and st george
15:04pour the ground
15:06whoa
15:08where's the smoke
15:10why do you smoke
15:18oh man
15:24well that should do the trick jock
15:25i only hope it works
15:28your mannering must be mad to wear a real suit of armor
15:31it's vanity
15:32cheer vanity
15:33captain men and sir
15:35ready to waste you sir
15:37ready to waste you
15:37right
15:38help me up
15:38why have you brought that stupid looking dog
15:47well the knights always used to have them sir
15:49why must you give yourself airs all the time
15:52why don't you behave normally
15:53like me
15:54on saturday afternoon
15:58you shall assemble here
15:59mount up
16:00and march into the town
16:01in procession
16:02that means we've only got today to sort out any problems which may arise
16:06all right pike
16:07go get the horse
16:08yes miss manry
16:09all right
16:10all right
16:11all right
16:11all right
16:11all right
16:11all right
16:12all right
16:13all right
16:13this is ridiculous
16:16the arm is far too heavy for you
16:19word
16:20don't we defeat this
16:21wilson
16:22if our forebears can wear it
16:25so can i
16:27drive it
16:28sponge
16:28yes mr jones
16:29you're in charge of hauling captain manry nut
16:32and don't let him dangle
16:34right
16:35right
16:35he
16:38you all right sir
16:59he can't hear you
17:01i'm going to open the little door
17:02can you hear me sir
17:04of course i can hear you
17:05get on with it
17:06i'm one of his moves
17:08is that right
17:09oh dear
17:16you're much better
17:17if captain manning the death by sister dolly
17:19in this sort of chain mail
17:21don't you worry godfrey son
17:22if anything goes wrong
17:24well get him out
17:24we're ted open
17:25oh no
17:32wait wait wait
17:35why didn't you hold a horse
17:42frank
17:42you didn't say nothing about holding him
17:44you just said bring him through
17:45pull him up
17:46pull him up
17:47that dog's looking hungry man
17:59hold the horse's head
18:08frank
18:08i am holding him
18:10he's looking like a piñata
18:20there we go
18:30there we go
18:30now what
18:32now what
18:33what's that mr manry
18:38come on
18:39come on
18:41i just kill him
18:47ready jones
18:52oh ready shop
18:55oh what a noble figure captain manning he makes
18:58i am noble
18:59but stupid
19:01thank god for harry
19:06england
19:07and st george
19:10oh man
19:16i got hurt
19:20and st george
19:20i think after all we perhaps better let godfrey's sister dip me a suit around
19:26oh man
19:29attention
19:31and in drummers
19:34ready
19:34by the center
19:37quick march
19:40i can't think why you didn't go over to the theatrical costume he has at eastcourt like the rest of us
20:05well i didn't want to disappoint godfrey's sister dolly
20:08she's worked on this night and day
20:10ladies and gentlemen
20:12the womington-on-sea ladies netball team present the keep fit display
20:38oh they are very nice they are mr manning
20:41i would like that sort of thing
20:43my man
20:54love them guys
20:57Mr. Mannering, I feel a fool.
21:03Do stop grumbling, Pike.
21:05Holy Frank, we let you off doing this kind of bug so you could be a herald, and you're still not satisfied.
21:11I don't like showing my legs.
21:14Yeah, so it's a pity we have to go on before the wardens.
21:17Well, I'll just run the toss, nothing to be done about it.
21:21Doesn't matter.
21:22After we've done Arson George and the Dragon, anything he does will be an anticlimax.
21:25Right, now, when I tap you with my sword, you fall over, is that clear?
21:29Oh, no.
21:32I can't wait to see the manor in space if we get out there.
21:35It'd be green with envy.
21:36I must say, Mr. Hodges, I think St. George and the Dragon is a simply spiffing idea.
21:40So original.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Hurry up, Mr. Ape, and go get changed into your herald's costume.
21:48Uncle Arthur, this trumpet makes a lovely pea shooter, look.
21:55That was true.
22:01Get onto the horse in this costume.
22:02Come on.
22:07Hold the horse's head.
22:09Raise up.
22:10Hey.
22:11You'll never get on wearing that.
22:13It's too long.
22:14Just hold the horse's head.
22:16Get a ladder.
22:29It's too long, Godfrey.
22:31I'm so sorry, sir.
22:33Who's being sorry?
22:34What am I going to do?
22:35I'll put your skirts up.
22:41Oh, man.
22:42Nice legs.
22:42Snowgall.
22:43Why don't you try a side saddle, sir?
22:45Don't be absurd.
22:48Who ever heard of St. George riding side, sir?
22:54I think I can make some adjustments, sir.
22:56Well done, ladies.
23:06Now, the next item on the agenda is a display by the Eastgate Morris Dancers.
23:21that'll be all right sir when you get on the horse you can grape it around you discreetly
23:45yes well I suppose it'll have to do thank you very much got it yeah you only skate Morris
23:52dancers are rotten what we're doing our Morris dance count monitoring St. George and the dragon is
23:57much more spectacular I bet the crowd's never seen anything like this before that's a fact
24:03get out of the way boy oh no he's gonna kill him
24:26my helmet please thank you
24:33and now we come to the grand finale which is a shared item
25:03performed by the wardens and the home guard first Captain Manorin's platoon will perform a
25:10spectacular medieval extravaganza
25:14oh Mike
25:27what's that stupid soppy looking boy doing he's just like me Mr Rogers yeah Morris what is it
25:52Tracy
25:52manorin's lot are doing St. George and the dragon as well you'll be a real laughing stock
25:57I'll kill him quick
25:59oh no
26:02dragon skin
26:03stop handling me you know I don't like being handled
26:05shut up and get on with it
26:07well pal what a wonderful surprise ladies and gentlemen Captain Manorin is going to fight the dragon
26:23what does that fool think he's up to I've really no idea sir
26:45I've really no idea sir
26:47get off this field Hodges
27:06here
27:10what's your game clear off we'll do nothing of the sort you clear off you silly fellow
27:19we thought of it first oh no you didn't well don't say you haven't been warned
27:27uh oh
27:28it looks as though Mr Hodges is going to fight the dragon
27:33my skull
27:39no I tell a lie
27:40the dragon is going to fight the dragon
27:43yeah
27:50come on
27:52come on
27:52come on
27:54let's battle baby
28:08let's battle baby
28:09now the two St. Georges are fighting each other
28:21this is certainly giving history a new twist
28:24you be careful sir
28:40what are you going to do Frank
28:42oh it's a good uncle Arthur
28:43it's like that film Robin Hood
28:44yes
28:57uh oh
29:03oh
29:05oh no
29:09yes
29:12Let's go.
29:42Get him, go get him boys.
30:00Let's go.
30:02You flippin' hooligans.
30:07And then St. George and the dragon.
30:11Let's go man.
30:13Good silly fun.
30:15Such fun.
30:17Hopefully you guys enjoyed it.
30:19Let me know down below.
30:27IP.
30:31This is good fun ladies and gentlemen.
30:37Oh man, we're gonna talk about it.
30:39Don't go anywhere.
30:40Hopefully you enjoyed it.
30:41Great to see the whole gang.
30:42Most of the gang here.
30:44You know, I still miss my boy Walker, man.
30:47Sorry guys.
30:48You know, sorry ladies and gentlemen.
30:49But you know what?
30:50I still had fun watching it.
30:51Hopefully you did.
30:52Best way, let me know in the comments down below.
30:54Let's talk about it.
30:55Ladies and gentlemen, if anything goes wrong.
30:58Well, you know, we'll help him out with a tin opener essentially.
31:01We'll get him out there, out one way or another.
31:05You know, my boy, you know, Captain Manoring has to be, you know, all eyes on him essentially.
31:11You know, the focus of attention, that kind of prominent role.
31:16You know that my boy Pikey wanted to be St. George.
31:19And you know, hey, at least he got out of that first costume thing.
31:23He was looking like a potato sack.
31:25And he was definitely showing some legs on this one, man.
31:29That costume was short as hell.
31:31So I was happy that he got to do a change of scenery in that moment.
31:35Obviously difficult for him to talk.
31:37Difficult for him to maneuver.
31:39So Pike was especially funny on this episode.
31:43Frazier was crazy too.
31:45My man loved them thighs, man.
31:47He was going in and so was like the council dude too.
31:51You know, the main guy, you know, bringing everybody in order.
31:55But one thing that these guys didn't do, again, with Warden and Captain Manoring.
32:00You know, not wanting to share what they were going to do for this event.
32:05You led for a sort of a duel.
32:09You know, and two dragons battling to the death essentially.
32:14You know, you start feeling like I'm playing Chivalry or, you know, Mordar or something like that.
32:20I love those kind of games.
32:22So to see him in the outfit, he definitely lacked mobility.
32:27Obviously some crazy, over-the-top, silly slapstick humor here.
32:33Especially with bringing him, you know, where, you know, bringing him up.
32:39Bringing him down.
32:40The horse move because Pike, you know, just let it.
32:43Kept going.
32:44Pike be having me dying, man.
32:46But he saved the day at the end there.
32:49You know, he always got, no matter how many times, stupid boy.
32:53How many times, you know, Manoring essentially scolds this guy.
32:57Man, he's always got Manoring's back in some way or shape or form.
33:01So real quick, what happened with Mrs. Yateman?
33:05Because I don't remember her having no eye patch or anything like that.
33:09So what's up with that?
33:10Anybody got the 411 on that?
33:12Yeah, I thought it was a slightly different look for her.
33:16I don't remember her having a patch of sorts.
33:18Maybe I'm bugging or not.
33:20You guys can let me know in the comments down below.
33:22But good to see for the majority.
33:24He got, you know, when they're all at the table.
33:26I love when, you know, the vicar is like, would you be quiet?
33:31You know, like he's always telling Yateman to shut up, man.
33:34Cause he was like, I heard that.
33:36Would you be quiet?
33:37I love it.
33:38I love it.
33:39There was some funny ass moments here.
33:41You know, some, you could say, I don't know.
33:44I thought it was just crazy because with Frasier with his big old beard, you know,
33:49his eyes and stuff talking about them guys, man, he was going crazy in this episode,
33:54but funny costumes check, crazy slapstick, you know, moments there, you know,
34:01stupid boy moments there.
34:03I think Frasier had a lot of great lines on this episode.
34:06It's just the strongest episode we've seen now, but it's still enjoyable.
34:10Still fun.
34:11I had, you know, I, I, my stomach was still killing me with some of the crazy moments.
34:15You might just get used to just seeing a lot of the slapstick, but yeah, I still had fun.
34:20You know, you still got the great gang here.
34:22And, you know, Godfrey in the moment.
34:25They're also liked when, you know, Captain Mary and switch costumes, essentially.
34:31And then Pike simple thing, just stepping on it.
34:34And it's slowly, you know, unwinding a little bit, man.
34:37I have fun, man.
34:38I have a lot of fun watching this episode.
34:40Hopefully you guys did, you know, we'll keep it short and sweet, still delivering plenty of laughs.
34:46It's not the strongest episode we've seen.
34:49We've seen, you know, some really top notch episodes, but I think that, you know, with having, you know, Captain Manoring getting in the outfit, I, that's the main guy that you want to be in that silly costume.
35:01Pike had his moment of a silly costume, you know, them in the dragon getting goofed up a little bit, you know, Pike shooting, you know, with the trumpet or whatever, you know, some incredible moments there.
35:14And Hodges with his line at the end.
35:16And, you know, I, I just, I just love that, that rivalry that still, still to this day, right now, you know, right now, at least from what we're watching, it's still ever so strong.
35:26It's been very, only small moments where they come together and, you know, previously, you know, not far back when, you know, Manoring kind of, you know, sided with, with the warden in, you know, you had a kind of nice moment there.
35:39But this is what we prefer to, two giants, essentially, Biden, you know, fighting, you know, to, to be almost for, for supremacy a little bit, you know, they want, one wants to be the main honcho there.
35:54And, you know, we got to side with my little guy, you know, Captain Manoring.
35:58I don't know how tall he is, but yeah, I definitely could relate not being tall.
36:01So, you know, I got the soft side from my boy there because, you know, you know, it's not, you know, you got to get a ladder here and there, you know.
36:09I, you know, I can't, you know, I'm short too, so I'm sure I would have extreme difficulty getting on top of a horse, but I enjoyed it.
36:16Hopefully you did.
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