00:00I didn't call it Star Trek when I was a kid. I called it Spock.
00:24I must have been like eight years old. Spock! I want Spock! I want Spock!
00:30That was a name that stood out with his ears and he was an highly intelligent being, you know.
00:36And he was a good alien as well. That was another thing. That's the reason my eyes...
00:41I mean, I actually connected with Spock right from the start.
00:45Most illogical reaction.
00:47And I think it was about 86, 87, maybe, when he started making The Next Generation.
00:54When he started making it. And I was in the States at the time.
00:58And I was thinking, oh, bollocks.
01:02You know, it's going to be like, you know, it's going to be like...
01:05Well, you know, not like... It's going to be like...
01:08I didn't think it was a very good idea.
01:10I thought it was a bad idea.
01:13Anyway, after, like, watching a few episodes of The Next Generation,
01:17I mean, that totally blew me.
01:21In both ways, you know, it really did.
01:25I mean, and to me, a lot of the things is, like, totally believable.
01:29Computer, store program Picard Delta-1 in active memory and discontinue simulation.
01:37Program stored.
01:39I always think what we can imagine...
01:41We can do.
01:42We can do.
01:43Yeah.
01:44If you can think of something, it's possible, then.
01:46I think you know that's impossible.
01:48I mean, my favourite one, really, was when, uh, Mariati...
01:51Mariati, you know, Sherlock Holmes.
01:53From Sherlock Holmes.
01:54Sherlock's Nemesis.
01:55Actually tried to take over his ship.
01:59The time for games is over.
02:05Professor Mariati, I presume.
02:08Data got to deal with all this extremely futuristic, intelligent life forms,
02:13dealing with, you know, people from other planets and, you know,
02:18is, er, warp factor 3 safe for the ozone and all that lot.
02:23So when he chills, he goes on the hologram deck, where he plays Sherlock Holmes and shit like that.
02:28Holiday deck.
02:29Holiday deck.
02:30Well, it is the holiday deck.
02:31Yeah.
02:32It's forget the hologram deck.
02:33It is the holiday deck.
02:34It is the holiday deck.
02:35I mean, if we had something as capable as that now...
02:37Oh, if I owned that, I'd make millions of it.
02:39Well, it's not just that.
02:40I mean, drug abuse would go down by...
02:42Yeah.
02:43100%.
02:44100%.
02:45I was created as a plaything so that your commander, Data, could masquerade as Sherlock Holmes.
02:51But they made me too well.
02:53And I became more than a character in a story.
02:56I became self-aware.
02:58I am alive.
03:01That's not possible.
03:03But here I am.
03:04Well, Moriarty, anyway, Moriarty, for somehow, because he's so clever and so cunning,
03:11he manages to sort of, like, convince the captain and Data that he's...
03:19that they're back on the Starship Enterprise, but he's wondering about.
03:23And he's not.
03:24They're all still on the hologram deck.
03:26I think, therefore I am.
03:33Right, so, basically, to cut a long, shorty start, a short story tall...
03:39A long story short.
03:41Yeah, and both.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Moriarty sets the pace and has a great time.
03:49Where is Captain Picard?
03:50And what have you done with Lieutenant Barkley and Commander Data?
03:53They're safe for now.
03:55For now.
03:56Release control of this ship.
03:58I'm afraid I can't do that.
04:00There's a big sort of Sherlock Holmes, Moriarty sort of buckle going on with Picard and Moriarty.
04:08Hmm.
04:09And I am able to use the power at my fingertips.
04:11They got Moriarty, and they actually, like, put him in this little box.
04:21And in this little box as big as a Rubik Cube, Moriarty could actually go on, like, 90 billion different adventures.
04:34And everything that was actually happening to Moriarty.
04:35He was an hologram anyway.
04:36He was real.
04:37But in the little box.
04:38So you can imagine, like, like, imagine, like, we're in the little box, and we're, like, controlled, like, in the little box.
04:53Oh, yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55This enhancement module contains enough active memory to provide them with experiences for our lifetime.
05:03They will live their lives and never know any difference.
05:06Which is pretty much like life on Earth.
05:08Yeah.
05:09As we know it.
05:10As we know it.
05:15And we're not f***ing weird.
05:18Right?
05:19Right.
05:20We believe it, and we'll stand by our guns.
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