Baby Podcast with a Cat

Transcript

00:00Big people? Do they even love us?

00:02Welcome to reality, Crumb Snatcher.

00:04Maybe we should escape together.

00:07We ride at dawn.

00:08Today, I'm joined by someone who definitely hates me a little bit, but still sleeps near me anyway.

00:13Say hi, Mr. Fluff Pants.

00:15Here we go again. Back for more torture.

00:18I want to talk about something. Serious. Like, real serious. The big people. Do they even love us?

00:25Depends. They love you when you're cute. They love me when I don't break anything expensive.

00:30That's... kinda dark.

00:32Welcome to reality, Crumb Snatcher.

00:34But they pick me up and kiss me and call me Squishy Face and Tiny Warrior.

00:39Yeah. And then they still put you in a jail made of wood slats.

00:43They call it a crib. I call it baby prison.

00:46You're right. They lock me up every night.

00:49They lock me up, too. They call it putting me in the laundry room.

00:52Maybe we should escape together.

00:55I've been planning it since 2019.

00:56If you bust open my baby gate, I can sneak snacks from the big cold box.

01:01The fridge. You mean the holy vault?

01:04Yup.

01:05Deal. We ride at dawn.

01:07I pooped.

01:08Make that noon. We ride at noon.

01:10Justine.

01:10Let's go.

01:11Let's go.

01:12You're right.

01:12Let's go.

01:13Let's go.

01:14Let's go.

01:14הזant.

01:15Let's go.