Baby Podcast pt. 10

Baby Podcast pt. 10

Transcript

00:00This man wakes up at 3.50 a.m. on purpose. I wake up when I hear snacks hit the floor.

00:05Welcome back to Nappy Confessions, Episode 5.

00:08Today we're talking about a man who willingly dips his face in ice water before sunrise, Ashton Hall.

00:14And joining me once again, looking absolutely adorable in that polka dot onesie, it's Layla.

00:20Aw, thanks Benny. You're not looking too shabby yourself. Very spit up chic.

00:25Appreciate that.

00:26Now Ashton wakes up at 3.50 a.m. I wake up when my teddy falls off the bed.

00:31At 4.20, he's in an ice bath. At 4.20, I'm cuddling a bottle like it's my soulmate.

00:37He journals. I scream at birds.

00:39He rubs banana peels on his face. I rub banana all over my everything.

00:44Same nutrients, less dignity.

00:45Also, quick pause. Can we just say thank you for 50 followers?

00:5050. You guys are legends. We love you more than we love nap refusals.

00:54Almost more than snacks. Almost.

00:57Okay, back to the madness. He mouth tapes at night. I sleep with my entire fist in my mouth.

01:02He drinks Saratoga water. I drink from a sippy cup I threw behind the couch two days ago.

01:08He plans his entire day. I plan chaos. Unscheduled, unpredictable, uncensored.

01:14And honestly, I'm thriving.

01:16Same. Ashton's building discipline. I'm building Lego towers and emotional damage.

01:20The