00:00Today, you're going to have a fun time with us as we explore who humans prefer, cats or dogs.
00:06Stay tuned until the end.
00:08What do you think? Which is better, dogs or cats?
00:11Which are the most popular dogs or cats in the world among humans?
00:16Face it, Fluffy, we are man's best friend.
00:18You guys just tolerate them for the food.
00:19And yet they serve us, don't they? Who trained who?
00:22That is not how it works. We are loyal.
00:24We are loyal, we are loving, humans clearly prefer dogs, we win the internet every day.
00:27Oh, please. You reek of desperation.
00:29Humans serve me. Check the mug, it says best cat.
00:32Face it, dogs are America's favorite pet. We're loyal, we're trainable, we actually come when called.
00:36Popularity is fleeting. Cats command respect. Quality over quantity, darling.
00:40We are clearly more popular. We're man's best friend.
00:42Popularity is fleeting. Humans worship us, they call themselves our servants.
00:46Oh, come on, that is ridiculous.
00:48We bring joy, loyalty, and protection. We are man's best friend.
00:51Humans literally worship us, they know who's really in charge.
00:54That is just propaganda.
00:56Humans love us more, obviously. We offer unconditional devotion.
00:59Look at this face.
01:01Devotion?
01:01You mean when you want food.
01:03They love us.
01:04I mean, the sheer joy of a squeaky toy, you just don't get it.
01:07Joy is for amateurs.
01:08Efficiency is key.
01:09That toy was structurally unsound anyway.
01:12And then I said, is that a treat ball or are you just happy to see me?
01:15I know, I know, I'm hilarious.
01:17It wasn't.
01:18Also, stop licking the microphone.
01:19The video has ended.
01:21Now the decision is yours, humans.
01:23Which do you prefer, dogs or cats?
01:25Your opinion matters.
01:26The comments are weak.
01:27Would you like to have food?
01:29How about a week?
01:29How about a encampment?
01:30How about a week?
01:31How about a week?
01:32Wow.
01:33I know.
01:33They said, well, I think that's not either.
01:34I'm out of the time.
01:35How about an hour after a week?
01:36What are you doing?
01:37Have a weird it, Mom?
01:37What are you doing?
01:38How about a week?
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