- 02/06/2025
Part 2 of 6 of the 2002 children's series. Stig and Barney make a chimney for the cave out of old paint tins. But when Barney returns that evening, he discovers that the Snargets have vandalised the cave and even destroyed the new chimney. However, worse is to come when Barney is captured by the Snarget brothers. Can Stig save the day?
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00:01What did they look like, these boys who chased you?
00:04Big. Two of them were.
00:06He was called Billy.
00:07The Snargets.
00:08You didn't go to the quarry.
00:10Robert, he could have been killed.
00:11I didn't mean to. They were chasing me.
00:21When I fell down, I fell through his roof.
00:26I gave him my watch and he gave me his knife.
00:29And then when I had to go, he showed me the way home.
00:32Who is Stick, Barney?
00:34He's a sticker in Opithecus.
00:37And he wears an old carpet and he lives in a cave.
00:40He's my friend.
00:42What sort of friend, old chap?
00:44Well, don't worry. It's on the computer.
00:46He's been playing cavemen.
00:49Shut up!
00:50Stick!
00:52Arrasen!
00:59Stick, it's okay. I'm back.
01:02Stick, it's okay. I'm back.
01:04Where do you fall down.
01:05I'm back.
01:06I'm back, Expedia.
01:07róis?
01:09¶¶
01:38So what are we going to do with him?
01:41Don't know. We're going to have to kill him.
01:44You reckon?
01:44Seen our faces.
01:46Yeah, but we've seen our faces before.
01:48Well, we couldn't kill him before because you let him go.
01:52Me? I never let him go. It was Danny.
01:55I know. We can stake him out over an ant's nest.
01:59Nat, it's good. You get this ant's nest right?
02:00Shut up, Danny.
02:02Oh, he's good. I saw it on a movie.
02:04Look, we're not carrying him around looking for an ant's nest.
02:08You muppet.
02:10That's him. Come on. You, stay here.
02:13Oh, why?
02:14To guard the prisoner.
02:26You take the bag off now.
02:28You urge you're a prisoner.
02:30So what? It's like to stink of burgers. It's making me feel sick.
02:33If we did that, then our Kenny will definitely have to kill you.
02:36Oh, yeah. What with an ant's nest?
02:38Okay, posh nub.
02:39Just for that, I'm going to get an ant's nest.
02:42And when I do, I'm going to stock me in your bag.
02:44And all that ketchup and all mayonnaise should really get them going.
02:47And then we'll see how funny it is.
02:48How long did it take you to collect this lot?
02:57All morning.
02:58What, the two of you?
03:00No. Three of us.
03:02Our Danny's down there.
03:06Tell you what, I'll give you three and a half for it.
03:08Three fifty?
03:09You're having a laugh, mate.
03:11It's all good stuff, Dave.
03:12Brass, copper, just like you said.
03:16Half of it's ferrous.
03:17That's not what I said.
03:19I said no ferrous.
03:22What's that?
03:24It's a bathtub. Solid.
03:26It's plated.
03:27It's a bathtub.
03:58Steak.
04:06Steak.
04:24Steak.
04:26Steak.
04:27Daylight rubbery, Dave.
04:29Market forces, son.
04:31Well, that's a public dump.
04:33I could go down there myself and collect rubbish like this for nothing.
04:37So why don't you, then?
04:39Because he's got all stupid for him.
04:41Billy!
04:43Kenny!
04:45He's getting away!
04:47We've got to keep her!
04:49Get off me!
04:51There's no way I'm getting the blame for this.
04:53Get off me!
04:55Let me go!
04:57Let me go!
04:59Let me go!
05:03What's he gonna do?
05:05I don't know.
05:07Steve, what are you gonna do?
05:15What's that?
05:17Oh, he's hungry.
05:19I think he's gonna eat you.
05:21Billy!
05:23Billy!
05:25Billy!
05:27Billy!
05:29Billy!
05:31Billy!
05:33Billy!
05:35Stig!
05:37Stig!
05:39Please don't eat me!
05:41Billy!
05:43Billy!
05:45Kenny!
05:47Billy!
05:49Billy!
05:51whoever lets me go who pulls this down!
05:53Billy!
05:55Oh!
05:57Subscribe!
05:59Danny!
06:01Danny!
06:02Please, come here.
06:03Danny!
06:04Danny!
06:05What?
06:06A caveman came.
06:07The untied the posh kid.
06:08I tried to go and get here.
06:09You grabbed hold of me and stub me in a sack.
06:11the sack. So it wasn't you that let him go. It was a caveman on me life. Go on, and what
06:19did this caveman look like, Danny? It was a big, hairy one. A big, hairy one. Yeah,
06:26the usual. You're an expert at summat. Look, I told you it's a lying little prat. Now come
06:30on. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Anyway, what did you get for the scrap? One-fifty.
06:39One-fifty. One-fifty. Yeah. Equal shares. Yeah. Here you go. Come on.
06:56Yeah, you were right. I was going to pour ants all over that kid just because he was going
07:01to do it to me. I'll take them outside. There's more important things in life than just getting
07:08your own back. Stig, what are you doing? Oh, Stig. No thanks.
07:15Oh. Stig, what are you doing? Oh, Stig.
07:30Can I have an apple, please? Sure. Maybe you should have eaten more at tea time.
07:53Grand? Mm-hmm? You know if they fill in the quarry?
08:00I wish they would. They've been talking about it for years. Yeah, well, what would happen
08:05to all the wildlife there? What wildlife? You know, the birds and the ants and, er, all
08:10the other life forms. If there are endangered species in the quarry, I am sure the council will
08:12have a whole team of experts looking into it. What's the matter, Barney? What's up? Sit down.
08:19I want to talk to you. Lou says you found Stig on the computer, is that right? Mm-hmm. Well,
08:26sometimes we read something or see it on the TV or on the computer, and it does seem very
08:42Lou says you found Stig on the computer, is that right?
08:47Well, sometimes we read something or see it on the TV or on the computer,
08:53and it does seem very real.
08:56I expect Stig seems real, doesn't he?
08:58He is real.
08:59There you are, you see.
09:01Now, to have a good imagination is a wonderful thing,
09:04but we mustn't let it run away with us.
09:07Do you know what I mean?
09:09Good.
09:11Now, is there anything you want to ask me?
09:12Yes.
09:16Is there anything useful that you don't want?
09:22Useful, but I don't want.
09:26We're talking Stig again here, aren't we?
09:29He really likes making things.
09:30He can make anything, and he's great at gadgets.
09:34I thought I might take him some tools,
09:35but you said I had to ask you first.
09:38Yes, I did, didn't I?
09:40Um, try the old garden shed.
09:44We've been having a clear out.
09:47Just what's on the floor of mine, not on the shelves.
09:49Hoops.
09:52Hoops.
10:00Do you want to use a spoon?
10:01Do you want to use a spoon?
10:03Do you want to use a spoon?
10:08Okay.
10:40What are you doing?
10:42To ask.
10:45See, this is a good one.
10:47Introductory offer.
10:49£20 a month, free mini dish and 12 different channels.
10:52And nothing on worth watching.
10:53Oh, stop it. I'm not getting it for you. I'm getting it for the children.
10:56Complete waste of money.
10:57Robert, they're bored. We are boring them.
10:59Rubbish.
11:01How can we be boring them? We never see them.
11:03Shh. Who's one of them now?
11:06Lou, am I boring you?
11:09Of course not, Grandpa.
11:14Can I borrow this?
11:16What for?
11:17To make a hole in something.
11:19Well, don't lose it. Lou, you'd like satellite TV, wouldn't you?
11:22Um, no, not much.
11:24Well, we had it once, got off of the football, but I never watched it.
11:27I'll bring you straight back.
11:31There'd probably be other sports, would there?
11:34As well as football? Golf, say? Cricket?
11:37This is not for you to fall asleep in front of.
11:39Well, Lou doesn't want it.
11:40Lou is not the problem. Lou has friends.
11:42I'm much more worried about Barney.
11:43And Barney's got a friend.
11:45Yes, well, Lou has friends you can see.
11:48Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen,
12:05we dare not go a-hunting for fear of little men.
12:24Ugly-looking brute, isn't he?
12:26I think he's quite sweet, actually, but that's not the point.
12:29Barney has an overactive imagination.
12:32If you ask me, he spends too much time on his own.
12:35Suppose he isn't on his own?
12:38Sorry?
12:39Well, all these things he's been taking from the house,
12:42suppose someone's been putting him up to it, making him do it?
12:45Little man, you mean?
12:46Well, since you mentioned it, I was thinking of the little Snarget.
12:49Well, Robert, what if he's been bullied and he can't bear to talk about it
12:52and that's why he invents what's his name?
12:54Well, when I last saw him, he was carrying three old paint tins and a rusty trowel.
12:58I know the Snargets are deprived, but...
13:00I think you should go after him.
13:02See what he's up to.
13:04Make sure he's all right.
13:06Are you serious?
13:09Well, you are serious.
13:15Yeah, I thought you liked the hatchet.
13:18And then there's this, see?
13:22For digging, look.
13:23And then there's a rake for raking.
13:37See?
13:43This is a tin.
13:44Eight of tin, see?
13:45You could use them for carrying stuff or putting stuff in.
13:55Or hatchet practice.
13:57Whatever.
14:02Although it's not very good for the hatchet.
14:05Or the tins.
14:06Or the tins.
14:25It's okay, Stig.
14:26It's just the smoke.
14:28You really should get a chimney in there, you know?
14:32Chimney.
14:34I mean, it can't be good for you, can it?
14:36You really...
14:40What did you just say?
14:42Chimney.
14:46Stig, you just learnt a word.
14:48I mean, you learnt one of my words.
14:52Chimney.
14:54No, this isn't a chimney.
14:55This is a cough.
14:56I'll show you.
14:57Come on.
14:58Come on.
15:00Come on.
15:08Now, look.
15:09If we had a chimney, we'd make it start here
15:13and go all the way along here.
15:16And outside.
15:19See?
15:21Chimney.
15:24Chimney.
15:26Yeah.
15:27So we need to find lots more tins like this
15:29to make a chimney.
15:41Up the airy mountain.
15:44Down the rushy glen.
15:53This
16:01Christmas.
16:02It might.
16:03But not today, tomorrow it's late.
16:05Yeah that's right. But not today, tomorrow it's late. Wow, it really is late.
16:22I've got a ghost dig. But we'll do it tomorrow.
16:28We dare not go a-hunting for fear of...
16:53Grandpa?
16:55Barney.
16:57Are you okay?
16:59Did you hear that?
17:01Hear what?
17:02Well, that howling.
17:05Are you alright?
17:07Nobody chasing you, pushing you down quarries?
17:10No.
17:11So, where are your paint tins, trowel and so on?
17:15Oh, I gave him to Stig.
17:17Ah, yes. He lives round here, does he?
17:20Yeah, not far.
17:22So, um, maybe I could meet him one day. What do you think?
17:30Well, he's quite shy. And he doesn't really like visitors.
17:35But perhaps one day. Yeah, I'll ask.
17:38So, let's get back, shall we?
17:42Come back, shall we?
17:44Come back, shall we?
17:46Well, we'll be right back.
17:48Good morning, shall we?
17:49Well, I'm sorry.
17:50I'm sorry.
17:51I'm sorry.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:53Hey, if you can, I'm sorry.
17:54Well, we'll be right back.
17:55I'm sorry.
17:56I'm sorry.
17:57I'm sorry.
17:58Yeah, I'm sorry.
17:59HE DRIES
18:17You were asleep.
18:18Me? Never.
18:20Mouth open, snoring.
18:22I do not snore. Take it back.
18:24You do! The windows were rattling.
18:26Take it back.
18:27Oh, OK, OK. I take it back.
18:29Listen. No, listen. No, listen. Listen, listen.
18:32Robert, behave yourself.
18:36Listen, I'm still worried.
18:39I mean, even if Barney isn't being bullied,
18:43taking paintings to an imaginary caveman isn't normal, not at his age.
18:48I think you should spend more time with him.
18:52Do you? Yes.
18:54Lou has her friends. Barney's on his own.
18:57I think you should take him fishing tomorrow.
18:59I think you should go tomorrow. Take his mind off things.
19:03OK. Tomorrow it is.
19:10Ooh! Everything all right?
19:13Yeah. Just came to get a drink.
19:16You should have called. I'll get it for you.
19:24Granny and Grandpa were kissing.
19:39Oh, gross.
19:40Want some Coke?
19:43No, thanks. I've cleaned my teeth.
19:47Let's see.
19:54Surprise, surprise.
19:56And why are you looking at it?
20:02Oh, I know what I meant to tell you.
20:05Got anything planned for tomorrow?
20:08Gran's worried.
20:10She says you're not normal.
20:12So, Grandpa's taking you fishing.
20:13I can't go fishing.
20:22Why not?
20:23I've got things to do. Can't I go another day?
20:26I thought you liked it. You're always saying I would like to go fishing.
20:29Lou, would you get the phone, please?
20:31I know, I do. I did.
20:34But not today.
20:36I made a promise. Promises are important.
20:39Your Grandpa is counting on you.
20:41That's important too, isn't it?
20:43Mum's on the phone.
20:47She wants to talk to you.
20:48How is she?
20:50Fine.
20:51She went snorkelling with Stephen.
20:53He's a fantastic swimmer.
20:58Snorkelling? Cool.
21:00Have you seen any sharks?
21:01Oh, nothing much. You're just stuff.
21:10Oh, um, Grandpa's going to take me fishing. I've got to go.
21:14Yeah, it's great.
21:16Bye, Mum.
21:18Yeah, you too. Here's Gran.
21:21Snorkelling?
21:22Yes, you told me. How exciting.
21:25Uh-huh.
21:25Let's go.
21:55Let's go.
22:25How deep is it out there?
22:46Well, out there, 10 or 12 feet.
22:53Mind you, stretches of this river shelve away suddenly to 20 or 30 feet, and no one knows why.
22:58It's a mystery.
23:01Lots of things are mysteries, aren't they?
23:03Yeah.
23:05Black holes.
23:08Crop circles.
23:10The past.
23:12Yeah.
23:14The past?
23:16Whether you can get back there or not.
23:18Well, like time travel.
23:23Yeah.
23:24So you came from a different time.
23:28A little bit deep for me, I'm afraid.
23:30I'm afraid maybe.
23:31Yeah.
23:32Oh, God.
23:38Oh, God.
23:39Oh, God.
23:42Oh, God.
23:46Shimbani.
24:16You reckon he's in there?
24:44I don't know.
24:46Come out, Mr Keeve, man.
25:14I told you he's a lying little prat.
25:16So, Kenny.
25:19Are you going to meet me?
25:21I saw him.
25:22He had an axe.
25:25A lying little prat.
25:27Look at it.
25:34Someone's been living here.
25:35That posh kid?
25:36Nah, it's more wine or more like.
25:37What?
25:38Stinks like it, doesn't it?
25:39Hey.
25:40Look at it.
25:41Someone's been living here.
25:43It's more wine or more like.
25:44What?
25:45Stinks like it, doesn't it?
25:50Hey.
25:51Bob the Builder.
25:52Come on then, Bob.
25:53Come out, let's have a look at you.
25:54Come out, let's have a look at you.
25:55Come on then, Bob.
25:56Come out, let's have a look at you.
25:57Come on.
25:58Come on.
25:59There.
26:01There.
26:02There.
26:16.
26:17There.
26:18There.
26:19Come on then, Bob.
26:25What do you reckon?
26:35Whoever it is, they ain't here now, are they?
26:37Let's crash the police.
26:38Nice one.
26:38Yeah!
26:51What's she doing?
26:53Pig!
26:55Why don't you take the fish?
27:22Aren't they splendid?
27:24Yeah.
27:25Can I go out now?
27:28What now?
27:29Don't you want to show them to Gran?
27:31I'll only be a bit.
27:34Yeah, all right.
27:43Steve?
27:43Stig.
27:48Stig.
28:00Stig.
28:00Stig.
28:01Stig.
28:01Stig.
28:03What happened?
28:05Who did this?
28:13I know who did this.
28:33What happened?
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