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00:00it's a great honor Adam I understand I really do and don't get me wrong I love helping you out
00:15every once in a while getting through a locked door hiding in some crooks pocket but a full-time
00:21justice leaguer I don't see it did I do the part about how it's a great honor you did I am honored
00:28cross my heart but I've got my research and I make things little I'm not like a big fighty guy
00:35but with relative mass you can punch like an Amazon
00:38what is that that is what happens right before things get bad good haven't gotten my cardio today
00:58I'm sending you back to dark side in pieces
01:09hey buddy let's hug it out
01:23you wonder what you'd bring to the team
01:50we want you for your mind your ingenuity but of course if your research is more important
01:56uh all right count me in is there a secret handshake or
02:02oh no no no no I shrunk Batman
02:05no that's just what he does
02:08everything is going just like I planned step one lure Superman flash to the desert planet
02:37check this desert planet to it is where the distress signal originated why don't you stay
02:42here while I circle the globe get a lay of the land step two drop soups with a kryptonite ray gun
02:47put him in a kryptonite cage
02:51check a room
02:53Bobo that explains
02:55all I got left is the best step of all hunt down and capture the red speedster
03:03deliver him for the reward retire on the beach
03:07ha ha ha ha easy peasy
03:09oh man
03:19engage cult
03:35what in the ever-loving
03:41I guess you forgot I could phase through rocks
03:44just need you to go night night
03:47just need you to go night night
03:47oh man
03:51but your shots do not
03:55but your shots do not
03:55oh he he he he
03:59huh
04:08how do you do that
04:16it defies the laws of physics
04:19I never studied law
04:22oh man
04:26meet me
04:30Hive has hit four major tech firms in 24 hours
04:55this is the fifth
04:56if we wait long enough we'll catch him red-handed
04:58well we do have some time if you want to talk
05:01sure uh
05:02what are you into
05:04oh everything
05:05uh hip-hop
05:05uh macromape
05:06uh pole vaulting maybe
05:07uh stamp collecting
05:09that's a lie
05:09I do not like stamp collecting
05:10uh but sometimes I do
05:11bass jump
05:12yeah
05:12uh nice
05:13I'm losing a patient prof
05:15I hear she likes smart guys
05:16hit me with 50 cc's of nerd stat
05:19well I suppose I did read an interesting piece on molecular gastronomy the other day
05:24molecular gastronomy
05:25really
05:26I love eating gastro
05:28totally
05:28it's like
05:29how do they get baby carrots so small
05:32that's
05:33not what that means
05:34like at all
05:36it's high
05:39kentian economics
05:48something about economics
05:51spooky action at a distance
05:56spooky action assistance
05:58hegelian dialecticism
06:05Hoppin' like a dizzim, pop a dizzim.
06:09You don't have to try so hard to impress-
06:11Hey!
06:20The hit is out!
06:28So that stuff I listed wasn't really... me.
06:30You know what I actually like?
06:32Doing this.
06:33Me too.
06:37Mmm! Pudding!
06:38Now that is molecular gastronomy.
06:40Still not what it means.
06:42Same time tomorrow?
06:43Ah! The heat is on.
06:46Ronald, keep it cool.
07:03No!
07:05What's up?
07:06You are the only one!
07:07Do not go instantly!
07:08You
07:22Smile that chum
07:27Fast Batman, I'll give you that and you've lost the element of surprise Deadshot. I
07:33Was expecting that bat, which is why I always wear these
07:39And I was expecting that which is why I called him
07:44Whoever hired Deadshot to take you out must be planning something big, but to find out what we need to find out who
07:51What oh nothing, it's just you always get to be the bad cop. I thought maybe this time I could be the bad cop
07:58All right Deadshot, we need a name and we want it right now
08:03Oh
08:05Whoops a little too hard. Sorry Batman. I'll let I mean that's nothing compared to what I'm about to do to you Deadshot
08:12If I don't get what I want now what?
08:15You'd better watch yourself with my partner here any little thing can set him off
08:21Superman we talking about the same guy here. Why don't you step out Batman? I want to have a little private talk with Deadshot here
08:28Let's put a little light on the subject. Oh, oh sorry too bright. I?
08:35Mean that's nothing compared to my heat vision, which would really do some serious damage. So talk
08:42You gotta be kidding me coffee. Yeah, don't do that. I thought you might like coffee. It's good
08:48Yeah, why are you showing me your teeth? What is that? I'm gonna need that coffee after I get through with you
08:56Donut
08:57Get that away from me. Is it poison? It's chocolate. Hmm. Oh talk. I'll talk. I'll tell you everything
09:05Huh sounds like Superman scared the snot at a dead snot. I mean Deadshot. I know his name. Well, you know Cal
09:10He's good at everything. Yeah, yeah, I'm good at things, too
09:40Hello legs
09:57Why are you trying to take me out Deadshot? Maybe I just like being around you
10:10Who hired you?
10:12Tell me who's paying you now
10:16Nobody it's a freebie. I
10:19Can make you tell me the truth
10:22Fine we'll do it the easy way
10:27Now tell me who
10:30Class
10:32Hello
10:33What are you doing? Where's the lasso of truth? Please don't get mad. What mad?
10:40Oh
10:42Totally cool. Thanks for standing in buddy. Whoa whoa's never gonna know whoa whoa
10:51Wow there you are
10:54I'm busy here booster. Tell me what you're up to I
10:59Stole a lasso of truth and made plastic man take its place while I used it to make sure I'm getting a good deal on my new booster car
11:03Because I accidentally parked the last one in the junkyard now
11:06I can't find it because I'm terrible at caring for the things I love and one time in second grade
11:09I ate a whole glob of paste when no one was looking and my time suit hasn't worked for a few months
11:12But I haven't told anybody and I just keep pretending I'm traveling on time
11:15But really I'm just traveling to ice cream shops eating ice cream sundaes and wishing it was paste
11:19Wow this thing really does work
11:21Yes, it does
11:23Lex Luthor
11:25And we're done here
11:27It was great. I feel amazing
11:29Who wants ice cream? I love ice cream
11:31Chocolate chocolate chip two scoops
11:33You'll get nothing and you'll like it
11:35And you'll like it
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38:35something ahead of you
38:37Why am I even doing this?
38:39I can fly!
38:41I'm pulling over and we're switching places.
38:42What the what?
38:43So I'm pretty sure that...
38:45Yep, that's Zalia Zoxx. He's bad news.
38:47He's robbing that space ATM. We have to stop him.
38:51Drop that crowbar, Zoxx.
38:53What choice do I have?
38:55Atrocities may be the scourge of the galaxy, but he's a real cheapskate.
38:59You won't need any money where you're going.
39:01Bye Zee!
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