Emmerdale Debbie vs Shadrach & Eli/Kelly Winds Debbie up 21st February 2007

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Shadrach and Eli turn up for their first day as taxi drivers but business is slow for Debbie's Cabs. Sending her recruits into the village armed with flyers, Debbie is pleased to get a booking from her first client. However, she is furious with Shadrach and Eli when they can't find the address.

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00:00Here he is. One taxi driver reporting for duty.

00:04Two.

00:05Did you really need an escort to make sure you stayed sober?

00:08I'll have you know I were in a pub all afternoon yesterday and I never touched a drop.

00:12Not gonna let him drive. We'll have a shakes for dinner time.

00:16Did anybody ask for your opinion?

00:18I'll leave him with you. Behave!

00:22Right, I'm raring to go. Give us my first punter and I'll be on my way.

00:26Well, we ain't got any yet.

00:27I didn't sign up to stand here doing out. I came to her with some cash.

00:31Right, well, you can start by handing these out.

00:34Oh, hang on a minute. We're drivers. We're not flaming portsmans, love.

00:37Oh, I thought you did loads of promotions in Manchester.

00:39Yeah, but there wouldn't know what to touch me there.

00:41Well, let's hope you haven't lost your touch then.

00:47Are they off to Disney World?

00:50What?

00:51Well, you are Mickey Mouse cabs.

00:53Oh, get stopped.

00:57Are you stupid or what?

01:01I'm telling you, there is no such place as Siren Street.

01:06You mean you're too thick to find it?

01:07Or have you been sitting in a pub for the past two hours?

01:10Well, listen, I'm not listening to any of this.

01:12Just pay us what you owe us and we'll be on our way, Tom.

01:14I'm giving you nothing.

01:15Well, you're flaming well at that.

01:16No way!

01:17Listen, you dozy care, we asked half a dozen people, didn't we?

01:20Aye, we even asked a copper.

01:22It doesn't exist.

01:23Well, I don't believe you.

01:25Right, well, I'll come back tomorrow.

01:27And if you don't give me the money you owe me, I'm going to take it.

01:30Aye, and I'll help him.

01:31There is another explanation.

01:39What's that?

01:40Well, you've been had.

01:41The bloke who rung said it was near the maternity hospital.

01:44Oh, yeah.

01:45Well, there's one born every minute.

01:48You cow.

01:49I got a mate of mine to do it.

01:51Work like a charm.

01:52I'll kill you!

01:53Yes.

01:54Well, Scott won't be too impressed when he gets back.

01:55Yes.

01:56Yes.

01:57Yes.

01:58Yes.

01:59Yes.

02:00Yes.

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