00:00Ah, Lisa.
00:02I've got nothing to say to you.
00:04You're just lucky we're in here after what you said yesterday.
00:06Aye, well, I'd like to make it up to you.
00:10Oh, yeah?
00:11We've decided to have new curtains for the pub,
00:14and I'd like you to make a start on them this afternoon.
00:16I'll tell Eric it's priority.
00:18So that's supposed to be an apology, is it?
00:20You can do overtime as much as you like, time and a half.
00:23Oh, you want them in a hurry, do you?
00:25Soon as possible.
00:26So, your idea of saying sorry is for me to do you a favour
00:29by working all the hours, knocking up some manky curtains...
00:32Butchie is genuinely sorry, aren't you?
00:34I don't know why you're getting all huffy about it.
00:36I have offered to pay you.
00:37Oh, yeah, because we dingles need all the money we can
00:39so we can spend it on bars of soap.
00:41Well, you said it, not me.
00:43Butchie didn't mean much you said yesterday, did you, Val?
00:45As a matter of fact, I did. Every word.
00:47Well, that's it, Lisa. We're out for you.
00:50You can stuff your pub and you can stuff your curtains.
00:53Not one of us dingles is going to pass through that door
00:55until I've got a proper apology.
00:58You have a long wait.
01:00Is that your idea of pact and diplomacy?
01:04Let me know what's happening.
01:06Yeah, don't worry. I will.
01:12Oi, Debra.
01:14We'll stay clear of the woolly until further notice.
01:17Val's been shooting her mouth off saying
01:18we're not good enough to drink in there, so we're not.
01:21Oh.
01:21Looks like the woolly's come to us, anyway.
01:26Val's got something to say to you, haven't you, Valerie?
01:29If I must.
01:32I apologise for what I said yesterday.
01:35I was wrong.
01:36The dingles are valued customers
01:38and I'm sorry for any offence I caused.
01:40Well, it's not me.
01:41You should be telling it's Lisa.
01:44She will, won't you, Val?
01:45Well.
01:47Yes.
01:49How about tonight?
01:50You'll all be very welcome.
01:51Oh, well, I'll ask Lisa, yeah,
01:53but the thing is, right,
01:55she might need a bit of an incentive.
01:57How do you mean?
01:58Free booze and food all night.
02:00She'll crack it.
02:01I think I could stretch to a couple of rounds
02:03and a plate of sandwiches.
02:04All or nothing.
02:07Fine.
02:07Whatever your heart desires.
02:10Come on, Valerie.
02:14Champagne.
02:21It's not very much.
02:23It's the least we can do, isn't it, Valerie?
02:25Mm.
02:26Mm.
02:26I don't think Lisa's heard the S word
02:29coming from your lips yet.
02:31Sorry.
02:32Don't let it happen again.
02:33It won't.
02:35Good, now I've got that sorted out.
02:37I think we'll have, ooh,
02:39steak and chips twice, please.
02:42Oh, make it four times.
02:44And Zach will be along later.
02:47Sorry, Marlon's off tonight.
02:48Don't give me that.
02:49Even a useless article like you
02:50can manage steak and chips.
02:52Of course you can.
02:53Oi, what's to say about free booze, eh?
02:55As much as you like.
02:56All night long.
02:57Oh, buzzing.
02:57Right, I'm going to see if I can't drink your dry meat.
02:59I'll have a pint
03:00and a whiskey chaser, a large one.
03:02Deborah.
03:03Erm, champagne, I think.
03:04Why don't you sit down?
03:05We'll bring them over to you.
03:08You and your big gob.
03:09This is going to cost us a small fortune.
03:11It wasn't me, it was you.
03:14We'll make it back after the refurbishment.
03:16You can forget about that.
03:18After this little fiasco,
03:19we won't be able to afford to change a thing.
03:22Thank you very much.
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